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Chapter 314 Oolong Film Review

Chapter 314 Oolong Film Review
Li Yi leaned over, seeing the title of this film review, he was also puzzled.

The point is, this title, this scoring, is a bit too much.

What's even more exaggerated is that this film review was actually pinned to the top, and the number of replies to the comments below actually exceeded [-]!
Don't underestimate this number, there are definitely a lot of movie reviews with [-] replies.

The point is, how long has it been?

"Look at what was written!" Li Yi said to Mu Qing.

Mu Qing bit her lip and clicked on this extremely bad movie review.

"After watching the movie, countless mythical beasts galloped past in my mind, and there were only three words left in my mind to say about this movie: Grass mud horse!"

Mu Qing's eyes turned red immediately, if the movie is really that bad, so bad, then it's okay to be scolded as shit, but obviously, Mu Qing feels that "Get out!""Mr. Tumor" may not be that good, but it's not that bad, right?

"Pfft!" At this moment, Li Yi burst out laughing.

Mu Qing glared at Li Yi angrily, but Li Yi pointed to the screen of the tablet and said, "Don't worry, keep watching, Kukuku."

Speaking of which, Li Yi couldn't help laughing again.

Mu Qing didn't suspect him, so she continued to read.

I saw this film review continued: "What's wrong with cancer? Being terminally ill is very sympathetic, but the heroine of this movie only makes me feel sick!
Yes, disgusting, as disgusting as eating a fly.

Because you know you are terminally ill, can you do whatever you want?
The point is, it's completely incomprehensible, she suddenly ran to find her best friend's fiancé whom she had always hated, and then seduced her in various ways. As a result, she successfully slept with her best friend's fiance!
Is it because you are going to die, so you want to try her fiancé's ability for your best friend?Want to see if he can bring "happiness" to girlfriends?
However, this is not over yet. What's even more outrageous is that she didn't think it was enough, so she went to sleep with a married male classmate, just because the other party had a crush on her?It's also a pretense that it's to satisfy the other party's previous wish, and it's not in vain as a friend, but he is already married and has a child, this shit, can it be more disgusting?

These are outrageous enough, right?

But what's even more disgusting and unbelievable is that after learning about this incident, my girlfriend actually chose to forgive her, and said that she could pretend that this incident never happened!She really is a peerless best friend!
Also, after being terminally ill, in order to help his ex-boyfriend fulfill his dream, he borrowed money from everywhere, but it turned out to be just to buy a super expensive violin, and he even called it self-willed before he died. What a big deal!
This is fucking shit!Shit!Shit! "

After Mu Qing finished reading, she stretched out her hand and scratched her head in astonishment.

She seldom does this kind of action in normal times, obviously this comment also confused her!

After co-authoring and working on it for a long time, this is actually a film review that went to the wrong set?

She finally understood why Li Yi laughed like a pig!

Because this review is simply outrageous.

The comment below also proves this.

"Damn it, I watched it for a long time, and it turned out that the host went to the wrong set! I pulled out half of my [-]-meter sword, so what movie are you writing about?"

Then the following is the message from the host: "Fuck! Oolong, I thought this was the page of "Young Age [-]: The Age of Farewell", sorry, sorry!"

"This advertisement came here? Why did I read your film review, and I suddenly became very curious about "Young Times [-]", and I can't wait to watch the two boat scenes!"

"One thing to say, I almost broke the defense, but I laughed like a pig, but, brother, you managed to arouse my curiosity. To be honest, Lin Yuting's figure is quite good. May I ask, is the picture exciting?"

"Such a bloody plot, is it true or not?"

"Fuck off! Mr. Tumor" isn't so outrageous, is it?"

"The host should change the title quickly, or I'm afraid someone will touch the network cable and beat you!"

"By the way, did the poster come here because he was worried that if he posted this post on "Youth Era [-]: The Age of Farewell", he would be beaten to death by fans?"

"These three views, this plot, this is a master, as expected of Ping Xiaosi! Master!"

"Who did this marketing? I want to add a chicken leg. It successfully aroused my curiosity!"

Both Mu Qing and Li Yi laughed out loud!
No one expected that the result would be such a big oolong!
"However, "Youth [-]" is really so outrageous?" Mu Qing was a little puzzled.

"I don't know, after all, I'm not a fan!" Li Yi shook his head.

He really didn't know.

I only know about the "Young Times" series. Although the books are sold a lot, some book reviewers have indeed commented that the three views are not correct!

The two closed this film review and continued watching.

The comments below are much more normal!

"Because of the reconciliation of those little clichés, I dramatized a story that was unbearable to accept, and turned it into a cute growth history of a little girl. When I watched it, I was thinking that maybe Xiong Dun didn't really like it. Doctor, I just want a handsome god to save me."

"Crying, crying, laughing and laughing became an idiot!"

"The story itself is a little thin. In the friendship scene, the protagonists wear mink coats, which is a sense of sight in their youth. But when they cried, they did cry, and everyone around them cried. There was no abuse, and some were positive and moving. .”

"Pessimism may win the sympathy of others, but optimism can move the world. And its power is incomparable, even in the face of force majeure, it is great and shining. Five stars!!"

"A good movie that made me cry and laugh. Maybe some people don't like Xiong Dun's performance in the second stage in the early stage, but ask yourself, have we ever seen someone with strange hair and thought It's like shit, but people usually don't say it directly!"

"Once again I cried like an idiot in the theater. Why did I use you? Because I am a fan of dog movies! The hateful dog director successfully transformed his girlfriend into the direction of the dog director!"

"There are some things that need to be faced with strength. I may really not be able to live in such a free and easy way. Then think about your sadness and depression, so what can you do? Live strong and walk freely!"

These are relatively normal movie reviews, and there are also more outrageous movie reviews.

"After watching the movie, I couldn't help feeling in the circle of friends: death is just a result, how to live is the most important thing! Then, a friend of mine who owed me money for many years and didn't pay it back suddenly paid it back; the ex-girlfriend He suddenly called me in the middle of the night and talked with me on the phone for an hour; the most frightening thing was that my parents suddenly called me in the middle of the night and said that they had already bought the bus ticket overnight and arrived tomorrow!"

"After watching the movie, I was very touched, especially the sentence: Impulsive, you will only regret it for a while! But if you spend your whole life cowardly, then you will regret it for the rest of your life! Then I left the movie theater and gave it to you in a hurry. The female classmate who had a crush on her for a long time called to confess her love, and then... I'm sorry, your mobile phone has been restricted from calling out due to XXX arrears! After paying the phone bill, I called again, but I couldn't say anything. Finally, I decided to go to the movie again! Xiong Dun, Xiong Dun, Xiong Dun! Give me strength!"

(End of this chapter)

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