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Chapter 826 The world is getting worse, and people's hearts are not ancient, why does a goddess fart?
Li Yi was a little depressed.

Mu Qing was also a little depressed!
Because this time the bet between the two of them didn't win!

However, I have to say that these female stars and artists are really working hard this time!
Xue is still just the tip of the iceberg.

And it's not the most brilliant at all, the one with the biggest brain hole.

Next, they really saw what it means to go all out!

The charm of the heroine of Li Yi's movie can be seen.

There was an actress, wearing a fashionable goddess outfit, walking on the road with headphones, twisting her body rhythmically.

Then a man passed by and squatted down to tie his shoelaces. As a result, the goddess of sports turned into a female nerve in seconds. When he went up, he gestured at the man's buttocks, and finally settled the battle with his kick!
Li Yi and Mu Qing, who were watching, also shouted and raised their postures one after another!
In particular, the other party showed off his dancing posture behind the man at first, then suddenly kicked the man's ass, and then ran away, just like a female nerve.

And when I went to the supermarket to buy things, the goddess changed her tricks and ate other people's free samples.

All kinds of female nerves in disguise.

There are also cheerleading dancers holding two lettuces, and some holding a frying pan to test the quality of the frying pan.
Use broccoli as a garnish, sausage as a nunchuck
Li Yi and the others certainly won't leak the audition video.

But I can't stand the female stars who can play by themselves.

So when the first female star in the entertainment industry released a video of herself doing a cheerleading dance with two lettuces in the supermarket, not only did it not damage her personality, but her popularity skyrocketed.

"Fuck, I didn't expect you to be such a goddess!"

"This la la dance is really cool!"

"By the way, how innocent are those two lettuces?"

"It's shameful to waste food!"

"Finally, I paid for two lettuces, details!"

"Director Dog is really committing crimes!"

"My sister is so, so cute!"

When other people saw it, oh well, this goddess-turned-female nerve, not only didn't ruin the character, didn't lose fans, but because she was the first to eat crabs, her popularity skyrocketed.

Immediately, other female stars followed, and the style of painting changed on the entire Internet.

Every goddess in everyone's mind has begun to release themselves, and the nonsensical operation of all kinds of wonderful goddess-turned-female nerves has become a hot topic nowadays.

Compared with passer-by beauties who turn into female nerves in seconds, it is obvious that the influence of female stars who are far away from everyone and who have always carried it is definitely different after they start doing this kind of thing.

And netizens on the Internet have also begun to change directions.

For example, Xue Yiran's video.

Netizen comments are like this.

"It's a good move to flatten the sand and drop the geese. For the role, the goddess still really worked hard. The posture of falling down is really beautiful!"

"It turns out that the goddess farts are so cute, I love it!"

"I didn't expect that the usually soft and weak person can turn several somersaults in one breath!"

"The goddess is so down-to-earth, it's rare, rare!"

"I've been looking forward to the goddess shoveling shit like playing golf, but I don't have it, bad review!"

For example, a certain female celebrity who tried different ways to eat snacks in the supermarket.

"Learn, learn!"

"Goddesses can be so cute, hahaha!"

"Subversion, what a fucking subversion, what I always wanted to do but didn't do, actually let the goddess do it, kneel down!"

"Why do my eyes often cry tears, just because the goddess becomes a female nerve!"

All of a sudden, "Goddess-turned-female nerves" became a hit all over the Internet!
Of course, there is another topic that is more popular.

"Director Dog, return my goddess!"

The culprit, Li Yi, was pulled out by countless fans to attack him!
"My God, my goddess is usually a gentle group, but I didn't expect it to explode so horribly. This is not my goddess. Director Dog, return my goddess!"

"Seeing the goddess bite the mobile phone that fell into the toilet with her mouth, my whole body is numb!"

"It's impossible for my goddess to be so neurotic. Director Dog, you are really a sinner!"

"It's over, I'm not clean anymore, I saw the scene with the hottest eyes of the goddess, and it made me flirt in the dead of night!"

"Director Dog, this is really not an ordinary crime. Such a goddess who suddenly became nervous, made me laugh out loud when I dreamed back at midnight!"

Not only that, but at the same time, many street interviews began to mention these similar topics.

For example: "If you want to fart in front of the opposite sex, what will you do?"

The results of the answer is also varied.

Some people say to tell the other party directly that I am going to fart.

It is said that moving the chair makes noise to cover up the sound of farting.

Some people say that they left their farts in the toilet when they went to the toilet.

Some people say that they planted the blame on other people.

There are also more stalwarts who directly say that anyway, I am not embarrassed, and the embarrassment is someone else's.

All in all, all in all, the goddess farts, and the gods dare not breathe!
It also made people shout that the world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old, even the goddess can fart, shouldn't the goddess not eat the fireworks of the world?
Why do goddesses fart?Why is the fart smelly?

Etc., etc.

Such a result was completely unexpected by Li Yi.

After all, he was just making a start, but he didn't expect that it would trigger heated discussions among the people.

The topic of goddesses and female nerves exploded immediately.

However, after looking back, everyone became extremely curious about Li Yi's new movie.

After all, what kind of movie would it be if such a big battle could be made, and the actors would be screened with such weird titles, beautiful and nonsensical actresses?
Li Yi did not explain this.

Because after two rounds of screening, the list of candidates for the final audition was released.

For each role, five candidates were selected.

Many of them are well-known stars, and there are also some film school students.

But without exception, they are all beauties!
For the selection of actors, of course, it is not only about whether they are beautiful or not, it is not only about whether something will happen, whether they dare to fight, etc.

At the same time, it also depends on whether the temperament matches well, and can fit the characters in Li Yi's movies.

For example, the spider spirit Spring Thirteen Niang, nicknamed Peach Blossom Empress, as the saying goes, the peach blossoms on the human face reflect the red, as we say, the peach blossom eyes, plus she is a spider spirit and a female fairy, so she must have a matching face and personality. temperament.

What temperament?What face?
It must be the kind of beauty with the charm of "fairy".

If you let a very dignified beauty play such a role, that is a spider spirit, that is a fairy.

The same is true for Bai Jingjing, the bone spirit.

Fairy Zixia, on the other hand, is just the opposite.

Of course, it also depends on how the makeup artist team and costume design team can maximize their characteristics in this aspect.

For this reason, for this audition, Li Yi invited the top domestic costume designers and makeup artists for the crew of "A Chinese Journey to the West".

In fact, for those female stars, they can find the best team to design costumes and make up for themselves, but for those star reserve players who have not yet debuted, they obviously cannot afford such money to hire such a team. team.

In fact, among the selected people, Li Yi more or less referred to the original characters in his memory.

After all, sometimes, the first impression is really easy to make people preconceived.

PS: Kavinka is amazing, it took me a long time to write two chapters, sorry everyone, hey!

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