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Chapter 846 Cinderella ([-]) (big chapter)

In fact, it can be said that the real essence of the "Journey to the West" series is actually in "Journey to the West: Cinderella".

But if you don't watch the first Moonlight Box, then the whole story will become incomplete.

Although the two films were screened consecutively, the time was very long after all, so instead of showing them immediately in the middle, they gave the audience who ordered the screening time to go to the bathroom to release.

After all, holding it in for too long will inevitably affect watching the movie.

Zhao Jiasheng and Wang Jin went to the bathroom together, chatting about the movie naturally.

"Purely speaking from the perspective of comedy, "A Chinese Journey to the West: Moonlight Treasure Box" has a lot of nonsensical jokes, and the subversion of the characters is also interesting, but to be honest, it's still not interesting." Wang Jin shook his head.

Zhao Jiasheng also nodded: "But this is only the first part after all, and I am really looking forward to the follow-up of this story."

"That's true. After all, the first part seems to be just a prelude. Let's continue watching. Maybe the second part will surprise us!"

"But you have to admit that the Monkey King here, the Tang Monk here, the Bodhi ancestor, the spider spirit, the bone spirit, and Zhu Bajie are all completely different from the characters in our previous impressions!" Zhao Jiasheng laughed again.

Compared to Wang Jinlai, Zhao Jiasheng had a higher opinion of "Moonlight Treasure Box".

"That's right, the character of Tang Seng didn't appear in the first part except for the opening chapter. It seems that he should have more roles in the second part. Well, the character of Tang Seng, a nagging ghost, is really looking forward to in the second part." .”

The fact is also the same. It can be said that in the "Journey to the West" series of movies, Tang Sanzang can definitely be said to be the real funny person.

But in the first part, Tang Seng's appearance is only a glimpse, not only that, Fairy Zixia also only appeared at the end.

Zhao Jiasheng is looking forward to the story of Pansi Daxian and Monkey King, but Wang Jin is looking forward to Tang Sanzang's performance!

For Wang Jin, he is the UP master of the comedy list, while Zhao Jiasheng is the UP master of the Hong Kong film list.

The focus of the two on the film is different.

Back in the theater, "A Chinese Journey to the West: The Finale of Cinderella" officially started screening.

Film critics, media people, and film fans who are relaxed after the release can't wait.

After subtitles.

A slightly bleak background melody sounded.

On the river, Pansi Daxian, or Fairy Zixia, who appeared last in "A Chinese Journey to the West: The Moonlight Treasure Box", was traveling alone in a boat.

The picture shows a close-up of the jewelry on Fairy Zixia's hand.

Many viewers are actually quite puzzled. Although the string of silver ornaments that Fairy Zixia is wearing looks pretty, but they don't understand why they have to give this thing a close-up?

In my memory, "A Chinese Journey to the West" is a 90s work in another world, so the special effects and the like are naturally much worse. In Li Yi's hands, "A Chinese Journey to the West" is better than the original version in terms of persuasion. several levels.

For example, the string of silver accessories that Fairy Zixia is wearing is specially designed by top designers.

The top talisman silver cable golden bell!

The desert is solitary and straight, and the long river falls into the sun.

Fairy Zixia had a happy smile on her face, admiring the rough beauty of the desert in the middle of the desert.

Suddenly two uninvited guests appeared in front of Fairy Zixia.

One has the face of a toad, and the other is a green kerchief that looks like Ah San wrapped around the peacock's mouth, with a hair on top.

"Do you two have something to say to me?" Fairy Zixia still looked at the two demons with a pure smile on her face.

Unlike the others, she doesn't seem to have the slightest prejudice against monsters.

This is from when she saw Supreme Treasure before, she asked: "Fairy? Monster?"

Just know.

The toad-faced monster smiled and introduced himself: "This is Tianshan Xueha King, and this is my cousin Peacock King!"

"Cousin?" Fairy Zixia looked at the Tianshan Xueha King and then at the Peacock King, tilting her head and jokingly said, "Your family is so complicated."

Hahaha!
The camera also deliberately gave a close-up of the faces of the two monsters who look completely different, isn't it just like what Fairy Zixia said, this fucking cousin.

Tianshan Xueha King's face was full of bulges and ugly, but he smiled honestly: "The fairy descended to earth, the whole world celebrates, and our two brothers came to look for the fairy, and there is no other meaning, but, we heard rumors that the fairy You want to find a good husband, so we two brothers take the liberty to propose to the fairy!"

Fairy Zixia didn't seem to be surprised at all: "So it's a marriage proposal again, so you guys know my rules?"

As she spoke, she raised the Ziqing sword.

The audience is still a little confused, what rules?
Beat her?
However, before they had time to think about it, the two cousins ​​started arguing.

"Ziqing sword!" Toad was about to step forward, but was held back by his cousin Peacock King.

"Don't try to take advantage of me, I'm a cousin, you have to let me come first!" The Peacock King scrambled to take the first step.

Toad is not willing to give in: "Don't argue with me, I am senior!"

The Peacock King reached out and touched the long beak: "But I am more handsome than you!"

Toad: "I'm your cousin, I'll go first!"

"Then I don't want your cousin anymore!"

"Then I don't want your cousin anymore!"

Then, the two sand sculptures fought on their own.

It's just different from the invincible fighting with special effects that everyone imagines.

The fight between Toad and Peacock King is full of nonsense.

The first is the Peacock King, but the trick of opening the peacock's tail became in his mouth: "Planting seedlings everywhere!"

And Toad's tactic is even more nonsense: "Toad flies its tongue!"

He actually shot his tongue out.

For a while, the two of you came and went, the fight was so lively!

It's just that it doesn't look like a snow-hat king or a peacock king at all. On the contrary, it looks like a toad fighting a chicken.

The helpless Fairy Zixia came to the middle of the battle between the two demons with a light jump, and wanted to stop the two demons from continuing to fight!
But when Zixia stopped Peacock King with one hand and Xueha King with the Ziqing sword in the other, Xueha King looked at the Ziqing sword in front of him, his eyes flashed!
"Ziqing sword! Mine!" Xueha King suddenly grabbed the Ziqing sword, refusing to let go!If you want to get it in your hand, pull out the Ziqing sword!

The two demons couldn't pull out the Ziqing sword at all, and Fairy Zixia didn't want to continue entanglement.

He raised his hands and shook them, and the silver rope and golden bell in his hands made a sound, which directly made the two monsters who were still aggressive suddenly hug each other.

Fairy Zixia watched the two of them embracing each other with fascinated eyes, so she took the magic weapon, turned and left.

As soon as the camera turned, Fairy Zixia came to a dilapidated village.

A person lit the note with a flint and ran into the hut, but quickly ran out again and continued to repeat this action.

This made Zixia very puzzled, wondering what he was doing?
In fact, the audience was also puzzled.

While watching, Zixia followed curiously to the outside of the thatched shed, and looked inside.

It turned out that the man was lighting an oil lamp with a fire.

There are also a few "jianghu people" with weapons inside!
Zixia watched for a long time before realizing why that person kept repeating this thing.

She couldn't help but said, "Old man, you won't be able to light the lamp like this. You only have oil and no wick!"

But the old man replied: "I know, but the wick is gone, so what can I do?"

Zixia innocently said: "Buy one."

The old Burton paused, turned his back to Zixia, and said: "That makes sense, girl, may I ask you, if the wick of the magic lamp of the Tathagata Buddha is missing, where can I buy it?"

The old man suddenly turned his head, no longer the previous submissiveness, but looked straight at Zixia.

Zixia immediately raised the Ziqing sword and pointed at the other party: "I knew you had a problem, so show up!"

As a result, the old man and that group of quacks suddenly transformed into their real identities.

That old man turned out to be Erlang in disguise!

Fairy Zixia smiled and said, "Oh, so it's Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings of Nantianmen!"

Erlang God glared at Zixia: "Zixia, you and your sister, Fairy Qingxia, turned out to be wicks entangled in the Buddha's sun and moon lamp. You even left the heaven without authorization and told people everywhere, who can pull out the Ziqing in your hand?" The sword is your wishful gentleman!"

One of the four heavenly kings at the back took a step forward: "How can a god be able to move a mortal heart? If evil spirits and heretics pull out your sword, wouldn't our fairy world be reduced to a laughing stock?"

Only then did the audience understand the identity of Fairy Zixia and the rules she said before.

But Fairy Zixia said: "Whether it's a fairy or a monster, only me and the person I like can pull out the sword!"

She took a sword flower and turned her back: "Even if he is a monster, I will follow him for the rest of my life, if I can't be with the person I like."

She suddenly turned around and smiled mischievously: "Even if you let me be the Jade Emperor, I won't be happy!"

Erlang God was furious when he heard the words: "It's nonsense, since you are obsessed with your obsession, today I will do justice for the heavens and make you disappear in the fairy world!"

But Zixia was not afraid at all, instead she held the Ziqing sword and said: "I only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals, disappear as soon as they disappear!"

Her words completely angered Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings.

The five teamed up to attack Zixia, trying to take her down!
It's just that Fairy Zixia's fighting power is a bit overwhelming, Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings can't take her down.

Guangmu Tianwang sacrificed the jasper pipa and plucked the strings, and the wind and fire came together.

However, Fairy Zixia was still unafraid, she shook her hands, the silver cable and golden bell, and made a sound to fight against the jasper pipa of Guangmu Tianwang.

In the end, the blow from the third eye of Erlang God was reflected on Jasper Pipa.

Without the jasper pipa, she shook the silver cord and golden bell in her hand, once again Erlang Shen and the four heavenly kings began to sing and dance gracefully.

Anyway, very hot eyes.

Some people may ask, is it too outrageous that Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings can't beat Zixia Fairy?

But what the fuck is a nonsensical comedy.

There's nothing wrong with Erlang God being a war scum, after all Tang Seng can be a Zu'an person, why can't Erlang God be a war scum?

Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings came back to their senses, and Erlang God was ashamed: "If anyone tells about this, I will kill him!"

As a result, Guangmu Tianwang pointed to the other side: "No, Xiaotiangou rode a bitch over there!"

"Wow, woof, woof!" There was a sound of dog barking at the right time.

"Even it moved Fanxin, I will kill it tonight for a tooth sacrifice!"

"I've thought so for a long time!"

This paragraph looks funny, but it is actually very ironic.

Erlangshen said that Xiaotiangou moved Fanxin, but is it true that only love is Fanxin?
Isn't his Erlang God's shameful heart a mortal heart?

Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps!
As soon as the camera turned, it went back to Pansi Cave, back to the last time in the previous "Moonlight Box", when Supreme Treasure used the Moonlight Box to turn back time.

So the last scene of the last movie was staged.

It also allows the audience to understand the timeline of the second part.

At this time, Fairy Zixia had just come down from the heavens and came to Shuilian Cave. Because of the words of Supreme Treasure, she changed Shuilian Cave into Pansi Cave.

And stamped him, leaving three moles.

Supreme Treasure saw his real body Monkey King Monkey King in the demon mirror.

But he didn't want to believe that he was Sun Wukong supporting the world, so he dropped the demon mirror and stepped on the demon mirror to vent his anger.

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it!"

He grabbed the demon mirror and threw it away.

"I don't want to be a monkey, I want to save Jingjing!"

He ran to the door of Pansi Cave and shouted, "Please return the Moonlight Box to me!"

Because I saw Zixia yelling "Close Sesame" before and closed the door.

He shouted, "Open Sesame!"

The door was indeed opened, but the entire stone door fell down, directly pressing Supreme Treasure underneath.

The door closed again.

"It doesn't make sense, I obviously heard her say that Sesame opens the door."

As a result, the door actually fell down again, pressing Supreme Treasure under it again.

Zhizunbao tactfully hid away and shouted: "Open Sesame"!
But that door seemed to prevent him from going in. It fell down, stood up again, and fell down again. It didn't return to be the door until Zhizun Bao was driven away.

Zhizunbao wanted to go up the mountain, but Zixia just heard the movement and called Zhima to open the door.

The poor Supreme Treasure was ruthlessly suppressed by the door again.

Zixia brought Zhizunbao back to Pansi Cave.

Supreme Treasure wakes up, but hears Zixia yelling and hugging the Moonlight Box and saying: "With this Moonlight Box, I don't have to worry about being hunted down by Sister Qingxia in the future!"

"Come out, sneaky, are you shy?" Zixia has already discovered Supreme Treasure.

Supreme Treasure originally came for the Moonlight Treasure Box, and walked out with a smile and licked his face.

"Hi! Where's the Moonlight Box?"

As a result, before he finished speaking, Fairy Zixia hugged the Moonlight Treasure Box in her arms like a child protecting her own toy: "Mine!"

"I told you, everything here is mine!" Zixia said domineeringly.

As she said that, she hid the Moonlight Treasure Box behind her back: "What do you want?"

Supreme Treasure hurriedly said: "No, I heard that you are leaving, can you take me with you?"

Zixia was surprised and curiously asked naively: "Are you being hunted down too?"

"I'm rushing to save people!"

"Who are you saving?" Zixia was curious.

"Save my wife!" Supreme Treasure blurted out.

"It's Bai Jingjing, you know her!" Zhizunbao thought again that Zixia is Pansi Great Immortal, the master of Bai Jingjing and Chunsanniang.

"I don't know!" Zixia shook her head.

"I know, but you will get to know her soon. Because she will be your apprentice in the future, and there is this treasure box."

Zixia held the treasure box in her arms again, and looked at Supreme Treasure vigilantly: "Mine!"

"I know, but in fact, I gave it to you, and then you gave it to me at that time, then I came back here, and then gave it back to you, do you understand?" Zhizunbao said incoherently.

Zixia was delighted when she heard it: "I understand, you are crazy!"

Supreme Treasure was helpless, but he still had Bai Jingjing in his heart: "Anyway, you just take me away."

"Why should I be so nice to you?" Zixia asked with a smile.

"Because you are my master, what's the point of me staying here alone after you leave?"

"Really? Sit!"

Supreme Treasure wanted to sit on the stone bench, but Zixia shouted, "On the ground!"

Supreme Treasure squatted down in front of her.

"hand!"

Zhizunbao handed Zixia his hand.

Zixia held his hand like a pet dog, and shook it and said: "Good boy, I will buy you a new dress later, and go back to see your wife."

As she spoke, she reached out and touched Supreme Treasure's head: "Scream!"

"Woof! Wang! Wang!" Supreme Treasure actually barked like a dog.

at night.

Zhizunbao is outside Pansi Cave, watching the moon appear in the sky.

He shouted into the cave: "Fairy!"

Zixia came out, but although she was still the same person, the innocent smile on her face disappeared, replaced by a solemn face.

"Hurry up, the moon is out, let's go!" Zhizunbao couldn't wait a long time ago, and said while pulling Zixia's arm.

"Where are you going?" Zixia asked.

"Aren't you going? Then give me the treasure box, and I'll go!" Supreme Treasure said to her.

But Zixia asked him: "What treasure box are you talking about?"

"I won't wait until tomorrow night! Let me tell you, hurry up, and say that your bitch sister will come out to harm you again later!"

At this time, the audience also understood that this was not Zixia at all, but her sister Qingxia.

It's just that everyone didn't expect that Qingxia and Zixia were the same person!

In the end, Zixia, oh, no, it is Qingxia now, and said angrily: "Bitch, tell people everywhere that I will harm her!"

"What?" Supreme Treasure looked confused.

"I'm that bitch's sister! Don't listen to her nonsense!" Qingxia said angrily.

"Bitch, that bitch said that she went down to the mortal world to find someone she liked, which insulted our teacher. Hmph, I think you are the one she is looking for! Because you are as cheap as her!" Qingxia said angrily.

"The bitch is she? You are the sister of the bitch that bitch told me about?" Zhizunbao imitated Qingxia's tone as a tongue twister.

"It's this bitch!" Qingxia said.

"Can you tell which one is the bitch? Because everyone is a bitch now!" Zhizunbao said.

Qingxia gave him a vicious look: "I tell you, you are the cheapest!"

Then knock him out with a punch!
"Hahaha!"

This bitch said, although it seems to be said in a serious manner, but it sounds like a spoof no matter what.

Everyone's a bitch now
The key point is that Qingxia didn't object, she just said that Supreme Treasure chases cheap, isn't it also tantamount to admitting that everyone is a slut!

(End of this chapter)