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"Director Dog really knows how to work hard, I almost believed what he said!"

"Didn't you count 13 in your heart? An absurd comedy, he said it was full of literature and art."

"It's just like when he said that "The Story of Hachiko" is a movie that heals the soul!"

"Tell me a joke, "East and West" is a literary film!"

Li Yi's words immediately caused a wave of collective complaints from movie fans.

It’s true that he does this kind of thing, and it’s really too much to write about. What kind of movie is "East and West", although everyone hasn’t seen it yet, but the character posters from the previous ones, and the collective complaints of all the stars , as you can imagine, this is an absurd comedy, but he just said in a serious way that the white head is not separated, and other words that sound full of warmth.

It's just a pity that the movie fans have already known him very well. You really can't believe this guy.

Time flies, Double Eleven is approaching in a blink of an eye.

When it comes to Double Eleven, everyone immediately thinks of shopping festivals, year-end promotions, shopping festivals and the like.

In fact, the promotion of e-commerce platforms is almost everywhere.

However, this year's Double Eleven, there is an extra topic, "East and West"!
It's not that there are no other movies on Double Eleven, but other movies simply can't reach the level of "East and West". After all, the lineup of this movie is really luxurious.

On November 11, the premiere of "East and West" was held in Beijing Times International Cinema.

Many movie fans had already gathered outside Times International Studios earlier, waiting there holding signs of support.

And countless media have also set up long guns and short guns early, just waiting for the red carpet to start.

Soon, the stars began to enter.

From time to time, there will be bursts of exclamations and screams around.

To put it bluntly, the star guests attending the premiere of "East and West" tonight are even as luxurious as those movie award ceremonies.

First of all, those celebrities on Hong Kong Island, almost none of whom can be called the number one, came to support them.

Followed by stars from the mainland, many big names also came.

And the point is, this time, many old stars and entertainers who haven't shown up in front of everyone for a long time also appeared.

The real one can be said to be a premiere that has never been seen since.

It's not that there is no more luxurious lineup than this, but it is really difficult to see many stars who have passed away.

This is because of the appeal of Li Yi and the top stars in Hong Kong Island, so these people are allowed to come out again!

At the premiere ceremony, the super auditorium, which can accommodate [-] people, was already full.

Tickets for this premiere have been sold at sky-high prices on the Internet.

It's a pity that almost no one is willing to let it out.

After a quick routine opening, the film officially began to be screened.

The familiar subtitles appeared on the big screen: "Director Li Yi's work!"

The wine-red curtain covered the big screen, and the subtitles kept falling.

For many movie fans, media people, and film critics, even listening to the background music is full of feelings. …

The opening song sounded.

"Unique move, good martial arts;
How many people in the world can reach the peak?

success, prestige;
How many men are really heroes?

Who is the big hero?
Like pain, not pain;
How many are absolutely outstanding in the world?

"

This song immediately caught the eyes of many people, not to say how good the song is, but the key point is that this song really brings people a sense of memory.

The vicissitudes of life, the vicissitudes of time, just like the song sang, how many people in the world are absolutely outstanding?

With so many celebrities in Hong Kong Island, how many of them are still active on the screen?

The Hong Kong films that were once popular and popular now only have feelings left.

It's just the first song of this film, but it makes many people have an illusion, isn't this really a serious movie?

Soon, the curtain was drawn.

A golden wither appeared on the big screen accompanied by golden rain all over the sky.

"Evil in the east, poison in the west, poison in the south, and the beggar in the north have supernatural powers. He is a well-known top master in the world!"

A solemn narration sounded.

Then the next moment: "Hey hey hey"

An incomparably treacherous laugh came.

"The following are some absurd deeds of their youth, don't get too excited, it may shock you!"

There was a sound of fighting, and a group of people were beaten out.

Chen Weijie plays Ouyang Feng with wide-eyed eyes, appearing fiercely, cutting melons and vegetables to the guards of the king of the Golden Dragon Kingdom, but the old king played by Luo Xian can only shout: "Guard, guard!"

It's just the fighting scene, which is a bit perfunctory.

Especially there was a group of subordinates brought by Ouyang Feng beside him, they stood by and watched without any intention of doing anything.

Ouyang Feng had an affair with his cousin, Princess Jinlun, and wanted to usurp the throne.

Forcing the old king to hand over the jade seal.

Seeking to usurp the throne, it's a very serious matter, okay?
But here, it makes people laugh.

In particular, Zhou Minqing, who was once the head of the jade girl on Hong Kong Island, played the role of Princess Jinlong, who also took out a big centipede for the king to swallow, and then, like a robot cat, kept pulling out small drums from her body, because the drums There are too many, and there is no number, so I always get it wrong.

In fact, this kind of joke is really too old-fashioned now, but it was Zhou Minqing who couldn't stand the role.

A young woman in charge plays the role of the slut princess, but the key point is that Chen Weijie is the one who takes the cp with her.

This is very eye-catching**.

Of course, no matter how ridiculous a movie is, it must have a story line.

Even if the story line is absurd, it still has to be there.

Soon, the old king revealed the whereabouts of the jade seal, which was in the hands of the third princess.

Ouyang Feng and the princess came to coerce the three princesses to hand over the jade seal.

"I knew that you adulterous (and) husband (and) adulterous (sexual) woman were plotting against each other. Fortunately, I have practiced immeasurable magic skills in secret, so I called my father out if I was smart, or I would let you die without a whole body!" He countered the threat fearfully.

How could Ouyang Feng make her scare her in a few words?

To be taught on the spot.

At this time, the head maid came to strike at him: "Third Princess, your immeasurable magical skills are not ready yet!"...

But the third princess looked confident.

"No problem, back off!"

The three princesses opened their hands.

Then he dropped the bow in his hand, and there was a rush of drumming soundtrack, coupled with the solemnity of Ouyang Feng and the princess, created a tense and exciting atmosphere.

The immeasurable magical skill sounds very compelling.

However, what does it mean to be less than the heat?
The third princess put her hands forward and shouted loudly: "The sea is boundless! Ha."

It was just the next moment, but it was embarrassing.

Because nothing happened.

The third princess was also very embarrassed.

The audience couldn't help but laugh.

"That's it? This is not a fire? This maid can really talk!"

Immediately, Ouyang Feng and the princess hugged each other and laughed with tears streaming down their faces.

The third princess is based on the mentality that as long as I am not embarrassed, then the embarrassing is someone else's mentality, and once again "the sea is boundless!"

This time something really happened.

But the first thing that happened was that all the maids behind her fell to the ground.

Ouyang Feng and the princess laughed so hard that their stomachs twitched.

"So, is this immeasurable magic skill going to kill the opponent laughing?"

Although this scene may seem clichéd to fans who have been baptized by countless comedies and funny short films, it does start to make many people can't help but laugh.