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Chapter 984 How Can Banana Trees Grow Cactus?

Ouyang Feng leaned in front of Hong Qi and tried it out.

Hong Qi shook his head proudly this time: "I won't fight back!"

"Hey, do you mean what you say?" Ouyang Feng was tortured several times in a row, and he also had a psychological shadow.

Hong Qi still had his eyes closed, looking like he was ready to kill.

Ouyang Feng walked around behind Hong Qi, but after several gestures, he didn't know where to start.

Suddenly he thought: "I will smash your Tianling Cap with one punch!"

It's just that he just stretched out his hand. Although Hong Qi's hands were tied, his feet were not, and he subconsciously swung his tail.

Directly kicked Ouyang Feng out.

"Hahaha!"

Everyone couldn't help bursting into laughter any longer.

Ouyang Feng was paralyzed, he was like a bullied daughter-in-law, so helpless.

They even cried!

"He's crying!" Hong Qi was extremely embarrassed, and he never thought that Ouyang Feng would cry.

"You lied to me again!" Ouyang Feng felt aggrieved.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, the position you stood just now was so handsome, I couldn't help kicking you, I haven't kicked so well for a long time, don't be angry, I won't kick you again Let's do it again!" Hong Qi rushed forward and coaxed.

It's just that these two are outrageous, one coaxed the other to kill him, and the other tried every means to kill him, but he really couldn't do it.

Ouyang Feng turned around and was about to crawl away.

"No matter what you say, I won't make a move. If this goes on, you won't be dead if I die." Ouyang Feng said in a tearful voice.

"You cut off your own meridian." Ouyang Feng said while crawling forward.

"Come on!" In the end, Hong Qi grabbed his foot and dragged him back.

"Don't be angry, I won't kick you anymore, okay?"

"I beg you to let me go, I'm so sad now!" Ouyang Feng cried.

But Hong Qi was really deceiving people too much, unexpectedly, actually dragged him back again.

"You are afraid that I will lie to you, can you tie my hands and feet up?" Hong Qi coaxed again.

"Let me go, don't drag me down anymore." Ouyang Feng begged in various ways like a little daughter-in-law who had been tortured miserably.

"If you don't tie me up, I'll tie myself up!" Hong Qi decisively went to tie himself up.

This time he really tied himself up tightly.

"Come on!" Hong Qi looked begging for death.

Ouyang Feng watched Hong Qi tie himself up, with a fierce expression on his face again.

He stood up, but once he was bitten by a snake this time, how could he trust Hong Qi so easily.

But Hong Qi couldn't wait: "Come on, come on, I, Hong Qi, can die under a master like you, and I will die without regret!"

"Then you should thank me?" Poor Ouyang Feng didn't have the arrogance and domineering when he was seeking to usurp the throne. It's all soil.

But he still made a gesture.

"Then you use the most powerful move in your life and hit me hard!"

"Not only fierce, but cruel!" Ouyang Feng's face became fierce again. …

"You must not be merciful!" Hong Qi looked like he wanted to let the storm come more violently, no matter how you looked at it, there was a feeling of full anticipation.

"I will show no mercy!"

"bring it on."

Both of them yelled loudly.

It was as if life and death would be determined by one move at the next moment!

Just when Hong Qi was looking forward to it, and when the audience was also looking forward to it, Ouyang Feng shouted independently: "The third form of the toad magic skill!"

But the next moment he hugged his feet and howled.

"It's not a miss, it's my leg cramps!"

"What's the matter?" Hong Qi's long-awaited attack did not come, but Ouyang Feng lay down by himself, he stretched out his hand, and all the vines tied to his body were broken by him.

The audience couldn't help but feel sorry for Ouyang Feng, what kind of feet are binding him?

Is this vine a fake?
Hong Qi stepped forward and asked Ouyang Feng, who was rolling all over the ground and screaming in pain, with concern, "What's wrong? Are you injured? Hero! What's wrong with you?"

But this time Ouyang Feng was faking it, and immediately turned over and blocked Hong Qi's veins.

He proudly said: "Hey, have you been tricked this time? I've already seized your pulse door, you're doomed!"

In the end, Hong Qi just happened to catch his veins.

"Don't act recklessly!" Ouyang Feng said hastily, also holding Hong Qi's death spot.

Hong Qi wanted to die, but he didn't want to die!
"You must kill me, or I will kill you!" Hong Qiyi said with integrity.

It's just that the audience couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Why are you bothering? It's no good for everyone to kill each other. Let go!" Ouyang Feng was really desperate.

In the end, the two actually exerted their strength at the same time, Ouyang Feng cursed in pain: "Banana, you bastard, why are you dragging me if you want to die?"

Then the two of them were like two bear children, neither one of them would let go first, instead you exerted force, I also exerted force, you gritted your teeth, and I gritted my teeth too.

Both of them foamed at the mouth and passed out.

Ouyang Feng woke up first and saw Hong Qi lying on the ground, proudly said: "Are you dead now?"

In the end, Hong Qi sat up and stretched: "It's more comfortable than taking a bath, thank you!"

"If I don't kill you, I don't want Ouyang Feng!" Ouyang Feng broke his defense again.

Put down the harsh words, then turned and fled.

"Hahaha!"

The audience in the theater had long been laughing to and fro.

Ouyang Feng didn't really leave, but stayed by Hong Qi's side all the time.

He watched Hong Qi grilling meat there, and made up his mind to take out the "Invincible Poison Queen Bee" that the national teacher gave him before.

Shouted: "Invincible poisonous queen bee!"

However, that box of invincible poisonous queen bees spilled on his own face instead.

This time, he got his hair full again, and then he explained what it means that if a person is unlucky, he would drink cold water and get stuck between his teeth.

When scolding the national teacher, he could still bite his tongue.

Hong Qi found a banana tree and wanted to get bananas to eat.

In the end, something attracted him, and when he lowered his head to get it, Ouyang Feng appeared behind him, "Ghost Claw!"

It sounds very cruel, very brutal martial arts.

Hong Qi turned around immediately when he heard the voice.

In the end, he was actually holding a cactus ball in his hand, and the ghost claws were full of business cards. …

"How can a cactus grow on a banana tree? You are really bad enough!"

"Hahahaha!"

The audience in the theater suddenly burst out laughing.

The god damn banana tree grows cacti, it's outrageous. Open the door for outrageous, outrageous home.

Ouyang Feng played by Chen Weijie is simply miserable to the extreme.

On the other side, after Ouyang Feng escaped, he pulled out his belt and tied it on his hand, but in the end he tied the wrong hand.

"You bastard, I can't hurt you no matter what, okay, I'll use the five elements to escape the earth!"

Hong Qi enjoyed peeling the banana and eating it.

Ouyang Feng started to escape.

Hearing the movement, Hong Qi turned around, Ouyang Feng Tudun quickly approached him.

However, at the next moment: "Kang Dang!" "Ah!"

Ouyang Feng screamed.

"What's the matter with you?" Hong Qi was stunned.

"I hit the granite, save me!" Ouyang Feng's voice came from the ground.

"Hahahaha!"

In the entire cinema, everyone was already out of order. Everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs twitched, and those who had a low laugh even burst into tears.

Ouyang Feng is really, really, too, too unlucky!
Hong Qi reached out and dug Ouyang Feng out of the soil.

He also asked with concern: "Come on, where does it hurt?"

"My legs!" Ouyang Feng screamed.

Hong Qi lowered his head to help him look at his legs.

This time Ouyang Feng was pretending, he pulled out a dagger, and showed a fierce expression again: "This time I must kill you with a knife!"

As a result, Hong Qi just pinched the painful spot on his leg, and he cried out in pain.

But Hong Qi's turn of the head made Ouyang Feng hide the knife quickly, but the dagger turned out to be a counterfeit product, when he pulled it out, the blade stuck in the ground, only the handle came out.

He stabbed Hong Qi in the back with a knife.

"I'll stab you to death, I'll stab you to death!"

"Oh, why did you stab me with the handle of the knife?" Hong Qi couldn't help asking while avoiding it.

"What?" Ouyang Feng looked down, only the handle of the knife remained in his hand.

This time he finally broke through completely.

He looked around, but couldn't find the blade, and completely gave up on himself: "I don't care, I'm going to stab you with the handle of the knife!"

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