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Chapter 993

The red light (Buddha's light) shone everywhere, stunned Huang Yaoshi and others, and Ouyang Feng couldn't help being a little dumbfounded.

Because the gods really descended to earth!

The audience couldn't help but laugh. Before, everyone thought that Prince Duan's becoming a fairy was just for fun, but they didn't expect that in the end, he would let the fairy go down to earth.

Ouyang Feng has already practiced the Nine Yin Manual, even if he is facing the god Duan Wangye, he is still not afraid at all.

"Where is the monster, wearing the same red envelope, do you think you are Ji Gong?"

Dressed up as Jigong and wearing a festive red suit, Duan Wang pointed at Ouyang Feng with a fan and said dissatisfiedly, "Who are you? I have never seen you appear on stage, and you actually hurt people like this?"

"Have you seen, have you seen such a magnificent red envelope? Let me tell you that I am a fairy! Really!"

"Brother Huang, it's all thanks to the phrase "I LOVE YOU" back then. If you have any problems today, just tell me and I'll help you solve them!"

"He killed the third princess, help me kill him, and avenge the third princess!" Huang Yaoshi said in the pose before being acupunctured.

"Brother, I don't think so? The first thing I did when I came down to earth was to ask me to kill someone? I'm a god, not a professional killer!" Prince Duan said with a troubled expression.

"Even if it is a god, the god will die!" Ouyang Feng has long been impatient. As a super invincible villain, does he want to lose face?
But Prince Duan, who has become a fairy, also wants to show off.

"Why are you interrupting again! The palm of great mercy!" The voice of Prince Duan, who was interrupted in anger, suddenly became extremely gentle.

Poor Ouyang Feng, who is handsome for only three seconds, and he had killed so much before, he finally reported the whole movie, which was miserable for most of the time, but in the hands of Prince Duan, he was directly shot on the ground by a brain crash.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know that the Great Compassionate Palm is so powerful!" Duan Wangye, who had descended from the gods, seemed to have really become compassionate.

As a result, he underestimated the insidiousness and cunning of the villain Ouyang Feng, and Hong Qi had the most say in this point.

So, Ouyang Feng repeated his old trick, taking advantage of Prince Duan pulling him up, he used the trick "monkey stealing peaches" against him!
It's just that this invincible trick has no effect on Prince Duan!
He made a backhand move: "The fairy picks grapes!"

"Didn't I say that? I'm a god. If I had peaches, wouldn't there be a lot of little gods?"

Although it sounds weird, there are no peaches in immortals?Do you have to come from the palace first to become a god?

But listening to their nonsense, don't say it, it's not unreasonable!
The so-called only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals, if immortals are the same as ordinary people, then why do you say you only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals?
It's just that this god is negligent when fighting. He keeps teasing Ouyang Feng and tells him not to fight. Everything is broken, but who is Ouyang Feng?
That was a proper villain, he attacked him directly, almost blinded his eyes.

"I'll sneak attack!" So the fairy Prince Duan didn't care about the fairy's cards, grabbed the huge metal candlestick, and prepared to sneak attack Ouyang Feng as well.

"I'm going to fight against a sneak attack!" Ouyang Feng hid behind the pillar, planning to beat the gods to blind you too.

It's just that Prince Duan just lifted up the candlestick, but he didn't find anyone yet. As a result, the other end of the candlestick directly gave Ouyang Feng a blow. It can only be said that although Ouyang Feng is a big villain, even though he has practiced peerless martial arts, his luck is still the same as before. Difference.

It is no different from the cactus growing on the banana tree.

Ouyang Feng, a peerless master, can actually teleport, of course, this is no trouble to the gods.

So the two kept changing places, but Ouyang Feng couldn't get rid of Prince Duan no matter what.

It was even during the next teleportation that the two hugged each other directly.

The kind that are inseparable!
Finally, the final decisive battle came. .

Ouyang Feng was going to start posing again and shout slogans: "Nine Yin Scriptures Ninth Layer, Ten Thousand Buddhas Eternal!"

"Hey, wait a minute, you want to bluff me, the Emperor of Ten Thousand Buddhas is clearly in the palm of the Tathagata!"

"I just like to use it?"

"Ah, you can use it if you like it? Alright, then look at my trick, Thunderbolt Lightning Fine Scissors, you can touch the slam against each other!"

The audience was stunned, what the hell is this?

However, Ouyang Feng came to special effects again.

"I speed up! Diu Diu Diu Diu Diu Diu Diu Diu Diu Diu Diu Diu Diu Diu!"

Scratching it back and forth on the body, the special effects of the five hairs flowed all over the body, it didn't look like a gong, but more like an electric shock.

As a result, there were too many moves, and he looked very powerful, but he was directly punched by Prince Duan and sent flying.

"Hit the red first!"

"Take another shot!" He slapped his head on the ground.

"Card three don't!" Knock flying!
"Four more!" Stretched his hand into Ouyang Feng's mouth and clasped it!

"Get excited, let's do four more laps!" Ouyang Feng was caught in his hand and swung around, lap after lap.

"Blooming on the bar! Touching the ground!"

"Banana, you bastard!" Ouyang Feng couldn't help swearing after being beaten miserably, but this is not okay.

Prince Duan pinched his mouth directly: "Don't swear during the Chinese New Year, let me say a few auspicious words for you!"

"Gong Xi Fa Cai, the flowers bloom and you are rich!"

"Good luck every year, good luck!"

"All wishes come true, wealth is rolling in!"

"Safe year after year, dragon and horse spirit!"

"The world is peaceful! Let me give you another sentence: East and west!"

"East and West" was originally released on the Lunar New Year file, so this is actually a New Year celebration in the end.

Although Li Yi is not here for the Chinese New Year, but he is too lazy to change it, it doesn't matter anyway, it's absurd, isn't it?

In the end, Prince Duan's cattail leaf fan became bigger and flew Ouyang Feng out, which happened to land in the hands of the three animals.

"Duck! Here is the duck!" The three animals rejoiced.

Poor Ouyang Feng is a big villain after all, but ended up with animals.

"What's going on? How did they pretend to be celebrating the New Year?" Hong Qi looked at a loss on the other side.

Because Prince Duan is actually giving red envelopes to those guards and saying auspicious words!
In order to save the three princesses, Huang Yaoshi asked Prince Duan for help.

Prince Duan stretched out his hand and scratched everywhere on his body.

"The third princess has such a good relationship with me, of course I will take care of her!"

It's just that the place where he picks the dirt is really eye-catching, back and forth, up and down.

In the end, he took out a sweat pill the size of a football.

"Swallow this whole for her, and she will wake up immediately!" Saying this, he threw it to Huang Yaoshi!

"How can you swallow such a big one?" Huang Yaoshi looked confused.

The audience is looking forward to it.

It can only be said that this group of viewers is really not good. You expect her to eat dirt as big as a football for such a beautiful woman, it's outrageous!

As a result, the third princess woke up suddenly.

"Such a big one, eating it will cause indigestion, I don't want it!"

It's just that the audience couldn't help but roll their eyes. Is this a problem of indigestion?

This is the dirt on Prince Duan's body, right?
Isn't that the point?

The movie ended with joy!
(End of this chapter)