The King of Huayu Science Fiction

Chapter 29: Sister Yao's Sausage Cutting Theory

"Don't you always call yourself a theoretical love expert? Give me advice. How can you hint him to call off the next offensive without hurting the relationship with the neighbors?"

Cheng Sister rolled her eyes: "Well, judging by my rich knowledge of the emotional relationship between men and women, you are now in the passive position below."

"..."

"Wrong, it is the passive position of the downwind."

"...Where is the passive?"

"The mouth of eating people is soft, but the hands of taking people are short!"

Cheng Siyao looked at her thoughtful cousin, and sighed: "Oh, think about it, they have already treated you to two meals, and it's not just a normal treat, they cook the treat themselves, how big is that?" Who is like this in a normal neighbor? Even if no one knows your last name, it is a normal neighbor relationship, okay? Now you eat it up, and then say that we have a normal neighbor relationship, don’t treat me differently Think, sister, think about it, what kind of behavior are you doing? Isn’t it a bit like... like that... looking for a girl?"

Seeing that Tang Xin wanted to refute, Cheng Sister Yao decided not to give the enemy a chance to breathe: "Sister, don't refute, you must think, isn't it just two meals? It's not an LV bag, how much is it worth? Sigh , This is the bitter fruit of your not falling in love in college, do you know what a sausage tactic is?"

"I know the sausage tactics, what does it have to do with inviting me to dinner?"

"For an independent woman like you in the new era, if a boy buys you a bag directly, can you accept it? You definitely don't accept it, but does it make it easier for you to accept it if you are invited to a meal? Or do you cook it yourself? The monetary value is naturally not worth mentioning, and it will not arouse your great disgust, but the moral and emotional value is not easy to estimate."

"Sister, think about it, how did he get your WeChat ID? Isn't it just to help you sneak a dog? How much is a dog worth? Is it worth an LV bag? Cooking and treating yourself, or two This time, of course, it is not worth anything in terms of money, but it is not a trivial matter in terms of emotion, and it is not easy to quantify. He took advantage of these two meals to take a small step forward in the relationship between the two of you. Would you refuse? He does not He will threaten you with these two dinners, but you are burdened by human feelings. This is called a gentleman who bullies you. If you take one step forward and you are too embarrassed to refuse, then take another step forward, two steps, and three steps. Step until you are in front of you, there is no distance in between."

"This is called the sausage tactic, which is to use small favors, ask you for a WeChat, call you at night, go with you after class, invite you to watch when you are playing basketball, and you are embarrassed to refuse these small things if you are in debt. Just cutting it piece by piece is to use this kind of small favor to block your mouth when he refuses every step forward, boil the frog in such warm water, and when you are deep in it, it will be difficult to push him away. It’s the beauty of sausage tactics. It won’t work when you meet a scumbag girl. Anyway, the small favors are not worth a lot of money. The initial investment is not big, but when you meet a decent, pure, kind and thin-skinned girl like you, this is the most cost-effective Angel investing."

Seeing that Tang Xin had fallen into philosophical thinking, Cheng Siyao added fuel to the fire: "How to crack the sausage tactic? The best way is to nip him in the bud. If he asks you to owe favors, you will take the favors away." Pay it back, so that he has no chance to threaten you with small favors to back down step by step."

Tang Xin suddenly realized: "So you mean you want me to treat him to a few meals? Return the favor?"

Cheng Siyao looked at her sister, her face revealing that a child can teach: "That's the truth, what is it called? This is called reciprocity! What kind of relationship is reciprocity? Isn't it the relationship between friends and neighbors? Only between lovers can there be unconditional love. Dedication and devotion, normal colleagues, friends and neighbors have to reciprocate courtesy. If you return this favor, it is equivalent to pushing him back a step invisibly, and positioning the relationship between the two of you as a relationship between friends and neighbors. Smart People will know what you mean."

"It makes sense, Sister Yao. I never thought that your knowledge of the relationship between men and women is quite reliable. You didn't get it from practice, did you?"

"...Sister, are you planning to cross the river and tear down the bridge? It's in vain for me to keep covering you in front of my aunt."

……

"Although you didn't cook the food yourself, I'm still very satisfied with it because you drove your cousin back to school for this meal."

Chen Jingxing looked like a gourmet commenting on the new products of Michelin restaurants.

"My cousin has morning class tomorrow, so I went back early today. After eating, why don't you go back soon? I have to work overtime to write a channel operation report."

"Ah, I thought you were going to wait for me to wash the dishes together, okay, I'll be back."

"..."

Tang Xin was thinking of an excuse to take back what she just said.

"Qiqi! Let's go, I'll take you down for a walk!"

"Wang Wang!"

Carrying Elizabeth's gas tank, she burst out of the bedroom.

Tang Xin: "??? Where did your aloofness go this day?"

Qi Qi glanced at Tang Xin, seemed a little cowering, grabbed Chen Jingxing with her front paws and started circling around.

"Qiqi, did you suffer today? Let me see, is the black pearl gone? The master is so cruel. Qiqi has been wronged. Don't cry. Let's run downstairs and smell the other dogs. Black Pearl, who is still alive, don't be sad."

Qiqi: "Woooooooooooooooooooo..."

Tang Xin: "...don't come back when you go out!"

What am I talking about?
One person and one dog were stunned for a moment, and then they came to their senses.

Chen Jingxing: It's not me.

Qiqi: ... I don't understand.

Chen Jingxing didn't look at Tang Xin's blushing cheeks, and put on the dog's clothes and leash by himself: "Okay, the master doesn't want you today, and you will live with me tonight, don't lick, don't lick, Qiqi knows me I’m going to go away soon, right? I haven’t seen me for more than a month, so I don’t want to part with me, right? Well, dogs really have more feelings than people.”

Tang Xin: "..."

……

Central University of Finance and Economics, dormitory building.

Tang Xin's cousin, Sister Cheng, is on the phone.

"Really? You didn't lie to me?"

"Auntie, you are my aunt, can I lie to you?"

"Oh, what's the boy's name? Which unit does he work in? Where is his household registration? How is his family's condition?"

"...Auntie, I can't tell you too much about this matter that has not been written yet. I can only say that my sister's attitude is not positive."

"Oh, I also know your sister. If you poke her and move her, she probably won't use her thoughts on this. Sister Yao, your task is very heavy. You have to beat the side drums by the side. In this way, Auntie will add another two hundred to your monthly allowance."

"Oh, I'm her sister, can I not care? I will definitely do my best, and I will try my best to remind her."

"Oh, no matter how much you care about it, she must realize it, right?"

"Auntie, don't worry too much. It's not that my sister didn't talk about it in high school. It's just that she has been focusing on her career in the past few years, and she just couldn't figure it out for a while."

"Then it's all up to you. If there is any progress, you must inform Auntie as soon as possible."

"Sure, don't worry, with me here, the day when my sister will leave the singles is just around the corner."

"Okay, Auntie is very reassuring about you... What did you mean when you said that your sister didn't have a relationship in high school? Did your sister fall in love in high school?"

"...Auntie, I just went back to school from my sister, and I haven't charged it all day. My phone is almost dead, so I'll hang it up first."

far south.

Tang's mother put down the phone, looked at Tang's father tending flowers and plants there, and complained: "You said these children really don't understand. In high school, she made repeated orders not to let you fall in love. She wants to fall in love with you. When you get to college, you want her to fall in love with you." , she won't talk about it again, if you talk about it, there will be no time to worry."

Tang's father sighed and said, "She is still young, and now she is busy with her career. Her mortgage is 500 yuan a month. Just thinking about it makes my heart tremble. You say that anyone who opens his eyes every day can pay [-] yuan. Can we have the mood to fall in love? Or we are incapable of it. We made up a down payment and wiped out all our money. If we want to lighten her burden, we can't come up with real money. Let me tell you, don't rush anymore. Children are already under a lot of pressure, so don't pressurize any more."

Tang's mother sat down and said, "That's not what she asked for? You have to stay in the capital and take care of her life. You can't take care of her. If you encounter setbacks at work, you can't comfort her. If you are bullied, if she doesn't tell you I don't know, we won't be able to support her when we get married in the future, and now I really regret that I didn't tie her back."

……

Chen Jingxing leaned against the head of the bed, stroking Qi Qi's big butt with one hand, and holding the phone in the other.

After all, he abducted Qiqi, who was still angry with Tang Xin, to his home. The excuse was, "I'm about to leave the capital and fly to the ice and snowy northwestern no-man's land to shoot a movie. Let Qiqi accompany me all night." Tang Xin After secretly scolding Qi Qi for being heartless, she had no choice but to agree.

"What's the matter? I didn't inform you in advance. You didn't know that the sudden text message said that there was an extra 120 million in the card, which scared me and your dad to death."

"Did I say that before? Didn't I send you some money on WeChat?"

"...Yes, you are talking about transferring some money. Is more than 100 million a little money?"

After "Comet" was released, Chen Jingxing planned to gradually "reveal" his wealth to his family. After seven years of high school and college, Jin Yi can't go out at night. The closest family members who have money don't know it. No matter how much money there is, it doesn't matter. It makes sense, if conditions permit, the parents' nurturing grace must be repaid as soon as possible.

"Is more than 100 million yuan considered a lot? The domestic and foreign copyrights of "Comet" have sold more than 1000 million yuan. It's just a drizzle."

"What is more than 1000 million? Your movie makes so much money? I read on the Internet and said that this movie didn't go to the theater? Didn't it go to the movie theater to make so much money?"

Teacher Yang and Teacher Chen were shocked together.

"Didn't you read the reviews of movies on the Internet? The movies are good-looking, and you can make money whether you enter the movie theater or not. You have to believe in your son's talent and ability. I will make movies that can earn hundreds of millions and billions in the future. , you guys have to accept the reality as soon as possible, don’t be shocked again in the future, the more than 100 million will be your pocket money, take the time to get a driver’s license, buy a car for each person, go out for more trips during the holidays, if you don’t want to bring students, just go ahead Retire, our family will not be short of money in the future."

"What kind of driver's license to test, what kind of car to buy, the school is opposite our house, and it takes less than 5 minutes to walk to and from get off work, you child, you can't spend money if you have money, don't buy useless things, we will give you the money Save it, and you won’t move a penny.”

"That's right." Teacher Chen also squeezed to the phone and instructed: "It's not that we don't understand. Now that the Internet is very convenient, it's easy to check anything. You make movies, and nine out of ten movies lose money. If you succeed once, you will lose money." Are you starting to cock your tail? If you really have a lot of money and have nothing to spend, call us. Your mother and I will save it for you. When you fail to make a movie at the box office in the future, the money can also be used to pay off your debts, so that you will not be caught in the future. The list of dishonest persons is on the list of debt collectors, and the list of dishonesty persons must be made public, and one day the decency and old face of your mother and I will be gone for decades."

"..."

"Okay, save it, I'm calling, I'm going to hang up about work."

Chen Jingxing with a black face connected to Xu Wenshen's call.

"Mr. Chen, Netflix Huaguo just called me and said that "Comet" will be launched on Netflix soon."

(End of this chapter)