Accidentally became a great director
476 Chapter 474
476 Chapter 474
"When did you buy the house? Why didn't you tell me that you were afraid that we would come to live warmly? Or is this a little love nest for you and your boyfriend?"
Lin Runze entered the room, only took a look at the living room, and then handed over the toilet paper in his hand: "Here, a gift from Wenju."
"I said that you are also a big director, and you will give this to your door for the first time? Excuse me?"
After receiving the toilet paper, Xu Xian couldn't help but roll his eyes.
"Isn't this a standard Wenju gift? I feel pretty good. It doesn't cost much to send a roll of toilet paper, and my heart has been delivered."
Lin Runze shrugged, ignoring Xu Xian's complaints.
Seeing a pile of food on the coffee table, he was not polite, sitting on the floor next to the sofa, and immediately started to do it.
"Hey, hey, go wash your hands, don't you know if your hands are not clean?"
Xu Xian put down the toilet paper, chased after Lin Runze, stretched out his leg and kicked him.
Lin Runze swallowed the shrimp meat, turned his head to look, oh, the meat is glistening, it must be very tactile.
"I said you deliberately seduced me, right? You're not afraid that your boyfriend will be jealous if you dress so coolly?"
It is already June, the temperature is rising, and we are at home again, so Xu Xian just put on a lace pajamas after taking a shower, which is very cool.
"Heh, your concentration is so strong, who can seduce you?"
Xu Xian looked down at her clothes, not only did not restrain herself, but also raised her chest, which made her advantage more obvious.
When she said this at this time, she was naturally alluding to her previous temptation to Lin Runze, and Lin Runze's righteous rejection.
"Hehe, it's different now, my concentration is not so strong. Come on, hurry up and get me a bottle of ice water, I'm dying of thirst."
Lin Runze stretched out his hand to pat Xu Xian's leg, but he also paid attention, he just patted it with the palm of his hand, and the finger that took the shrimp meat did not touch her leg.
Xu Xian rolled his eyes, and kicked him lightly with his bare feet before going to fetch water for the old man.
"Congratulations, New Christie, for drinking this cup."
After receiving the water, Lin Runze directly replaced the wine with water, motioning for Xu Xian to toast.But he was just following the trend, he was thirsty, and he gulped down half the bottle by himself.
Xu Xian didn't dislike it either, imitating Lin Runze, instead of sitting on the sofa, he sat down leaning on the sofa, picked up the red wine, and took a sip gracefully.
Seeing Xu Xian's extremely elegant appearance, Lin Runze showed appreciation in his eyes, "Seriously, Xu Xiaoxian, you shouldn't debut as an idol, you are the life of a noble lady."
"Even if I think about it now, I can do it!"
The corners of Xu Xian's mouth curled up a bit. Seriously, there should not be too many people pursuing her now, not only celebrities, but also wealthy businessmen and officials.
"Yes, yes, I believe what you say. As long as Xu Xiaoxian makes up his mind to do one thing, he will be able to do it. For example, to persuade his uncle to quit smoking, tsk tsk, I have never seen such... ouch~"
"Crack~"
Seeing that the man took his short answer, Xu Xian couldn't help but hit him with chopsticks, his cheeks were slightly red.
Back then, the way she persuaded her father to quit smoking was a bit bursting, and she actually ate the cigarette...
"Ha ha……"
Seeing Xu Xian's appearance, Lin Runze knew that the little girl who was too upright back then was shy now, and couldn't help laughing.
"The solo results of Panioni and Sicaoni are both good."
Since he said his embarrassing things, don't blame her.
"Hey, it's pretty good."
Lin Runze understood her meaning in seconds, but she wanted to hit herself with this, that would be too naive.
Xu Xian was taken aback, he didn't expect this man to be so calm.He stretched out his foot under the table and kicked him, "Sikaoni did this, didn't you uphold justice?"
"Host, Huang Meiying is very satisfied with my hosting."
There was no abnormality on Lin Runze's face.
"Huh~"
Xu Xian knew at a glance that he was lying. It's not that she hasn't been in contact with Panioni during this period. At that time, she only mentioned Sicaoni, and Panioni almost ran away. This is called hosting him. very satisfied?
"Be careful. Although Panioni looks cute on the surface, she actually has a very good idea in her heart. Maybe she will do it again."
What to do again, of course, is to leave Lin Runze.
"Hehe, you're worrying too much, we've really settled it. Go, take your fat legs a little, and take my place."
Both of them sat down with their legs bent, and there was not enough space under the table. Lin Runze swung his knees and pushed Xu Xian's legs.
"..."
Hearing him say that he has fat legs, Xu Xian almost exploded with anger, what is she called fat?She has a big frame, so she looks fat, but in fact she is not fat at all!
However, she also retracted her legs and pulled down her sexy pajamas. Although no one was looking under the table, she also felt like she was gone.
"Yeah, Xu Xiaoxian, are you trying to seduce me on purpose? Although your breasts are fat, my women are not bad either, they add up to several times your size!"
Because Xu Xian pulled down her pajamas, her fat breasts were exposed more. Seeing this, Lin Runze deliberately covered her eyes and kept teasing.
"Ha~"
Xu Xian looked up to the sky and let out a few breaths, this bastard man!
Is there such a comparison for breasts?Also add up to several times their own?
Involuntarily, the leg that had just been retracted stretched out again, kicked the bastard, and said disdainfully: "Sicaoni, Panioni, Cabbage, and your Zeng Li, pull them out individually, and tell me which figure better than me?"
Xu Xian stood on the coffee table with his chest up, immediately putting great pressure on Lin Runze.
"It can't compare to you individually, but it can compare to you together. It is at least two or three times bigger than you!"
Withdrawing his hand, Lin Runze glanced carefully and thought about it secretly. The four people can only be changed to more than twice her size. I have to say that the woman in front of me is unique.
"Shameless!"
Xu Xian decided to ignore him, how could his body be compared to this?He lowered his head and picked up a piece of beef, biting hard like he was biting Lin Runze.
"Oh right, forgot, forgot..."
Lin Runze slapped his head, turned around and took out a script from his bag and filmed it in front of Xu Xian, "Look, this is what Ouba gave you."
Xu Xian looked up at him.
"Look at what I am doing, is it because you are so moved that you want to agree with me?"
Seeing her looking straight at him, Lin Runze couldn't help but tease her.
"Yeah, I want to make a promise with my body. It's a pity that Director Lin doesn't like her, and the figure is not as good as your director Lin's woman."
Xu Xian said something, picked up the script and opened it.
""taxi driver"?"
"Well, this is adapted from the Gwangju Incident in 80... Do you know about this incident?"
Just as Lin Runze wanted to continue, he was afraid that she, like Zheng Xiujing, was a noob, so he asked first.
"I know, the 518 Movement."
Xu Xian replied in seconds.
"Hehe, it's good to know. It's just about what happened at that time. Your role in it is a taxi driver. You drove a German reporter to Guangzhou and let the whole world know the story of the Gwangju Movement."
Lin Runze finished introducing the matter in a few words.
"Female driver?"
Unable to bear it, Xu Xian asked.
"Well, female driver!"
Lin Runze nodded heavily, and then laughed again, the female driver seems to have a special meaning in it.
Hearing the man's laughter, Xu Xian knew that the man must have other thoughts in his heart. He glanced at him and looked down at the script again.
"Wait a minute, go change your clothes first, if your boyfriend comes in and sees you like this, he doesn't know what he will think of us."
Xu Xian was only wearing a lace nightdress, and looked down at the script like this. Through the gap, Lin Runze saw a situation that made his mouth dry, but although his mouth was dry, he was not a villain.Although he can't see no evil, he can still hold on to the big bottom line.
"I do not have a boyfriend."
Without raising his head, Xu Xian replied.
"No boyfriend? Then why are your breasts so fat?"
Because I have talked about Xu Xian's figure with several women in my family, and they all said that Xu Xian's figure is getting more and more irritable, it must be because of having a boyfriend, so Lin Runze blurted it out very naturally at this time.
Seeing Xu Xian glaring at him again, Lin Runze quickly waved his hand and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, when I chatted privately with you Ernies before, they were all jealous of your figure and said that you must have a boyfriend to make you look better. Okay, hehe..."
Xu Xian's cheeks were blushing, and he lowered his head to look at it. It was really good. He wrinkled his nose, stretched his legs and kicked the man again, and then concentrated on reading the script again.
"Okay, then you read the script, can I visit your house? Are there any sensitive things? Put it away quickly."
Lin Runze didn't want to sit with her, he wanted to take a stroll when he got up.
"Casual look."
Xu Xian answered without raising his head again.
"Well, then don't blame me if you see something sensitive."
Lin Runze was vaccinated first, and then walked around while gnawing on chicken legs.
This house is neither small nor big, nearly 300 square meters, four bedrooms, two living rooms, two bathrooms and one kitchen. Because Xu Xian didn't close the door of his bedroom just now, Lin Runze has a panoramic view of everything inside.
Looking at the pink bedroom, Lin Runze had to sigh, all women like pink.
No, his big Xiujing is not, she likes plain tones.
It's just that when he saw the two pieces of clothes thrown on the big pink bed, Lin Runze pursed his lips again. Women, don't look so clean in front of men, but when you are alone, you can show your true nature .
"Xu Xiaoxian, have you washed the underwear you changed out of?"
Lin Runze yelled in excitement.
"Ah~"
"Oh!"
Xu Xian came back to his senses suddenly, and was about to get up with a scream, but his leg hit the coffee table again.Ignoring the pain, she limped and rushed to the bedroom, and when she passed by Lin Runze, she pushed him hard.
This person is real, don't say it when you see it!
When she finished packing her clothes and came out after closing the bedroom door, she couldn't help but give Lin Runze a slap. This man is really a narrow-minded person. He has been like this since he was a child!
"Tsk tsk, it turns out that Girls' Generation's upright young lady is also a sloppy... eh~"
Before he finished speaking, Xu Xian hugged him and covered his mouth.
(End of this chapter)
"When did you buy the house? Why didn't you tell me that you were afraid that we would come to live warmly? Or is this a little love nest for you and your boyfriend?"
Lin Runze entered the room, only took a look at the living room, and then handed over the toilet paper in his hand: "Here, a gift from Wenju."
"I said that you are also a big director, and you will give this to your door for the first time? Excuse me?"
After receiving the toilet paper, Xu Xian couldn't help but roll his eyes.
"Isn't this a standard Wenju gift? I feel pretty good. It doesn't cost much to send a roll of toilet paper, and my heart has been delivered."
Lin Runze shrugged, ignoring Xu Xian's complaints.
Seeing a pile of food on the coffee table, he was not polite, sitting on the floor next to the sofa, and immediately started to do it.
"Hey, hey, go wash your hands, don't you know if your hands are not clean?"
Xu Xian put down the toilet paper, chased after Lin Runze, stretched out his leg and kicked him.
Lin Runze swallowed the shrimp meat, turned his head to look, oh, the meat is glistening, it must be very tactile.
"I said you deliberately seduced me, right? You're not afraid that your boyfriend will be jealous if you dress so coolly?"
It is already June, the temperature is rising, and we are at home again, so Xu Xian just put on a lace pajamas after taking a shower, which is very cool.
"Heh, your concentration is so strong, who can seduce you?"
Xu Xian looked down at her clothes, not only did not restrain herself, but also raised her chest, which made her advantage more obvious.
When she said this at this time, she was naturally alluding to her previous temptation to Lin Runze, and Lin Runze's righteous rejection.
"Hehe, it's different now, my concentration is not so strong. Come on, hurry up and get me a bottle of ice water, I'm dying of thirst."
Lin Runze stretched out his hand to pat Xu Xian's leg, but he also paid attention, he just patted it with the palm of his hand, and the finger that took the shrimp meat did not touch her leg.
Xu Xian rolled his eyes, and kicked him lightly with his bare feet before going to fetch water for the old man.
"Congratulations, New Christie, for drinking this cup."
After receiving the water, Lin Runze directly replaced the wine with water, motioning for Xu Xian to toast.But he was just following the trend, he was thirsty, and he gulped down half the bottle by himself.
Xu Xian didn't dislike it either, imitating Lin Runze, instead of sitting on the sofa, he sat down leaning on the sofa, picked up the red wine, and took a sip gracefully.
Seeing Xu Xian's extremely elegant appearance, Lin Runze showed appreciation in his eyes, "Seriously, Xu Xiaoxian, you shouldn't debut as an idol, you are the life of a noble lady."
"Even if I think about it now, I can do it!"
The corners of Xu Xian's mouth curled up a bit. Seriously, there should not be too many people pursuing her now, not only celebrities, but also wealthy businessmen and officials.
"Yes, yes, I believe what you say. As long as Xu Xiaoxian makes up his mind to do one thing, he will be able to do it. For example, to persuade his uncle to quit smoking, tsk tsk, I have never seen such... ouch~"
"Crack~"
Seeing that the man took his short answer, Xu Xian couldn't help but hit him with chopsticks, his cheeks were slightly red.
Back then, the way she persuaded her father to quit smoking was a bit bursting, and she actually ate the cigarette...
"Ha ha……"
Seeing Xu Xian's appearance, Lin Runze knew that the little girl who was too upright back then was shy now, and couldn't help laughing.
"The solo results of Panioni and Sicaoni are both good."
Since he said his embarrassing things, don't blame her.
"Hey, it's pretty good."
Lin Runze understood her meaning in seconds, but she wanted to hit herself with this, that would be too naive.
Xu Xian was taken aback, he didn't expect this man to be so calm.He stretched out his foot under the table and kicked him, "Sikaoni did this, didn't you uphold justice?"
"Host, Huang Meiying is very satisfied with my hosting."
There was no abnormality on Lin Runze's face.
"Huh~"
Xu Xian knew at a glance that he was lying. It's not that she hasn't been in contact with Panioni during this period. At that time, she only mentioned Sicaoni, and Panioni almost ran away. This is called hosting him. very satisfied?
"Be careful. Although Panioni looks cute on the surface, she actually has a very good idea in her heart. Maybe she will do it again."
What to do again, of course, is to leave Lin Runze.
"Hehe, you're worrying too much, we've really settled it. Go, take your fat legs a little, and take my place."
Both of them sat down with their legs bent, and there was not enough space under the table. Lin Runze swung his knees and pushed Xu Xian's legs.
"..."
Hearing him say that he has fat legs, Xu Xian almost exploded with anger, what is she called fat?She has a big frame, so she looks fat, but in fact she is not fat at all!
However, she also retracted her legs and pulled down her sexy pajamas. Although no one was looking under the table, she also felt like she was gone.
"Yeah, Xu Xiaoxian, are you trying to seduce me on purpose? Although your breasts are fat, my women are not bad either, they add up to several times your size!"
Because Xu Xian pulled down her pajamas, her fat breasts were exposed more. Seeing this, Lin Runze deliberately covered her eyes and kept teasing.
"Ha~"
Xu Xian looked up to the sky and let out a few breaths, this bastard man!
Is there such a comparison for breasts?Also add up to several times their own?
Involuntarily, the leg that had just been retracted stretched out again, kicked the bastard, and said disdainfully: "Sicaoni, Panioni, Cabbage, and your Zeng Li, pull them out individually, and tell me which figure better than me?"
Xu Xian stood on the coffee table with his chest up, immediately putting great pressure on Lin Runze.
"It can't compare to you individually, but it can compare to you together. It is at least two or three times bigger than you!"
Withdrawing his hand, Lin Runze glanced carefully and thought about it secretly. The four people can only be changed to more than twice her size. I have to say that the woman in front of me is unique.
"Shameless!"
Xu Xian decided to ignore him, how could his body be compared to this?He lowered his head and picked up a piece of beef, biting hard like he was biting Lin Runze.
"Oh right, forgot, forgot..."
Lin Runze slapped his head, turned around and took out a script from his bag and filmed it in front of Xu Xian, "Look, this is what Ouba gave you."
Xu Xian looked up at him.
"Look at what I am doing, is it because you are so moved that you want to agree with me?"
Seeing her looking straight at him, Lin Runze couldn't help but tease her.
"Yeah, I want to make a promise with my body. It's a pity that Director Lin doesn't like her, and the figure is not as good as your director Lin's woman."
Xu Xian said something, picked up the script and opened it.
""taxi driver"?"
"Well, this is adapted from the Gwangju Incident in 80... Do you know about this incident?"
Just as Lin Runze wanted to continue, he was afraid that she, like Zheng Xiujing, was a noob, so he asked first.
"I know, the 518 Movement."
Xu Xian replied in seconds.
"Hehe, it's good to know. It's just about what happened at that time. Your role in it is a taxi driver. You drove a German reporter to Guangzhou and let the whole world know the story of the Gwangju Movement."
Lin Runze finished introducing the matter in a few words.
"Female driver?"
Unable to bear it, Xu Xian asked.
"Well, female driver!"
Lin Runze nodded heavily, and then laughed again, the female driver seems to have a special meaning in it.
Hearing the man's laughter, Xu Xian knew that the man must have other thoughts in his heart. He glanced at him and looked down at the script again.
"Wait a minute, go change your clothes first, if your boyfriend comes in and sees you like this, he doesn't know what he will think of us."
Xu Xian was only wearing a lace nightdress, and looked down at the script like this. Through the gap, Lin Runze saw a situation that made his mouth dry, but although his mouth was dry, he was not a villain.Although he can't see no evil, he can still hold on to the big bottom line.
"I do not have a boyfriend."
Without raising his head, Xu Xian replied.
"No boyfriend? Then why are your breasts so fat?"
Because I have talked about Xu Xian's figure with several women in my family, and they all said that Xu Xian's figure is getting more and more irritable, it must be because of having a boyfriend, so Lin Runze blurted it out very naturally at this time.
Seeing Xu Xian glaring at him again, Lin Runze quickly waved his hand and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, when I chatted privately with you Ernies before, they were all jealous of your figure and said that you must have a boyfriend to make you look better. Okay, hehe..."
Xu Xian's cheeks were blushing, and he lowered his head to look at it. It was really good. He wrinkled his nose, stretched his legs and kicked the man again, and then concentrated on reading the script again.
"Okay, then you read the script, can I visit your house? Are there any sensitive things? Put it away quickly."
Lin Runze didn't want to sit with her, he wanted to take a stroll when he got up.
"Casual look."
Xu Xian answered without raising his head again.
"Well, then don't blame me if you see something sensitive."
Lin Runze was vaccinated first, and then walked around while gnawing on chicken legs.
This house is neither small nor big, nearly 300 square meters, four bedrooms, two living rooms, two bathrooms and one kitchen. Because Xu Xian didn't close the door of his bedroom just now, Lin Runze has a panoramic view of everything inside.
Looking at the pink bedroom, Lin Runze had to sigh, all women like pink.
No, his big Xiujing is not, she likes plain tones.
It's just that when he saw the two pieces of clothes thrown on the big pink bed, Lin Runze pursed his lips again. Women, don't look so clean in front of men, but when you are alone, you can show your true nature .
"Xu Xiaoxian, have you washed the underwear you changed out of?"
Lin Runze yelled in excitement.
"Ah~"
"Oh!"
Xu Xian came back to his senses suddenly, and was about to get up with a scream, but his leg hit the coffee table again.Ignoring the pain, she limped and rushed to the bedroom, and when she passed by Lin Runze, she pushed him hard.
This person is real, don't say it when you see it!
When she finished packing her clothes and came out after closing the bedroom door, she couldn't help but give Lin Runze a slap. This man is really a narrow-minded person. He has been like this since he was a child!
"Tsk tsk, it turns out that Girls' Generation's upright young lady is also a sloppy... eh~"
Before he finished speaking, Xu Xian hugged him and covered his mouth.
(End of this chapter)
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