I heard that I'm a black fan

Chapter 87
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I don’t know when he started to like to think. When he saw a banana, he would think about where the banana came from. When he saw a Erha, he would think, why is this dog so fat? After taking hormones, he often hugs his head and looks at the ceiling at night, thinking about the meaning of his coming to this world, why he came to this world, and who will remember him after a hundred years.

Every time he thinks about this question, he always thinks of a sentence he learned in elementary school textbooks, "Some people's death is lighter than a feather, and some people's death is heavier than Mount Tai." But, he is a person who loves to argue Man, he always thinks of wrong things by himself, why can't his own death be a little heavier than a feather?It's a little lighter than Mount Tai.

how about applesThis weight will definitely be heavier than a feather, and much lighter than Mount Tai...

Obviously, he is a very boring person. After all, if it is not because of boredom, who would think about this problem?Such a completely illogical question.

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In early autumn, it was rainy, he was carrying a backpack and holding a black umbrella, and he came out of a publishing house. There were cars passing by on the road, and various umbrellas on the sidewalk were slowly shuttling in the rain. The sky he looked up at was drizzle like silk.

The cell phone in his jacket pocket rang. He took out the cell phone, and he picked it up. After chatting for a few words, he hung up the phone. He looked around, determined the direction, and walked away.

He got off a taxi, looked at the signboard of the Chinese restaurant in front of him, put his umbrella in the place where the restaurant stored umbrellas, glanced at the information on his mobile phone, and walked straight to the second floor. There is a small private room with a girl sitting in it.

When the girl saw him open the door, she pouted as if acting coquettishly or jokingly: "Xiaobai, I'm broken in love."

"Oh." He replied with a blank expression, walked in, put the backpack on the chair, sat on the chair himself, and looked at the girl opposite.

"Ah, why don't you react at all, comfort me." The girl pretended to be angry.

He picked up the water on the table and took a sip lightly: "It's not me who broke up with you, it's none of my business."

The girl picked up the tissue on the table and threw it at him: "Zhuang Bai, are you still my good friend? If you don't comfort me, you're still here to add insult to injury."

He tilted his head slightly: "If possible, I don't want to be your friend."

When the girl heard what he said, she clenched her teeth and wanted to say something, but she couldn't say anything, and turned her head away, not looking at him.

The man named Zhuang Bai opened the backpack and took out a box, put it on the table, and pushed it in front of her.

The girl looked at the box on the table, "What is it?"

"Your birthday present."

"Zhuang Bai, how long has it been since my birthday, is it too late to think about giving gifts now?" the girl said, knocking on the box on the table.

Zhuang Bai looked at her contemptuously: "One thing to say, how long have we not seen each other, this gift has already been bought, but what about the people who have not seen you?"

The girl opened the box, and there was a watch inside. She put the watch on her right wrist, looked at it, and nodded with satisfaction: "Forgive you."

Zhuang Bai ignored her, zipped up the backpack, and looked at the girl opposite who was still fiddling with the watch.

"I thought you would hold on longer, but I didn't expect it to be so soon."

Hearing the man's words, the girl raised her eyes: "Both of us have achieved our goals, so there's no need to persist."

Zhuang Bai shook his head, "I don't understand the feelings in your entertainment industry." After speaking, he picked up the menu: "Have you ordered yet?"

The girl snatched the menu from his hand: "No, I'll order. Today is your treat."

"why."

The girl's big eyes blinked: "I lost my relationship today and I'm in a bad mood, so you treat me."

Zhuang Bai still wants to say something, but according to the friendship between the two of them for so many years, it is better not to talk at this time.

"You said that you are a celebrity, and you are no richer than me, a small screenwriter. Every time you go out to eat, I treat you. Are you embarrassed?"

When the girl heard what he said, she raised her head and looked at him: "Wait a minute, today is No. 15, it's the day you hand in your manuscript, and it's also the day you get paid." The girl suddenly realized, "Today we have to eat meat, to celebrate You pay your wages." He said and drew a √ behind the boiled beef
Zhuang Bai clenched his teacup tightly, thinking about the money he had just received that hadn't been warmed up, he finally sighed, and thought, "Forget it, forget it, today will be a waste of money and disaster relief." Picking up the money in his hand, The teacup gurgled and drank.

Looking at the crazy person ordering food in front of him, Zhuang Bai fell into deep thought, why did he become friends with her?

He is Chinese, graduated from Dongguk University, Department of Screenwriting, determined to become a great screenwriter, but two years after graduation, one script was written and one was rejected, and now he can only work as a columnist in a newspaper, writing every month. Two sour love stories, and then get paid on a monthly basis. If I really want to say it, it is very handsome. When I was in college, I was often stuffed with business cards by talent scouts.

And the one sitting opposite him is the face of the current national-level girl group, capable of singing and dancing, and recently also acting, and her career is also thriving. It stands to reason that the two of them have nothing to do with each other except that they are from the same school, but fate. , I just don't think so, and I don't know if God was distracted and sneezed, which entangled the friendship between the two.

Inexplicably confused like this, the two became friends who talked about everything.

"Hey, Lin Yuner, don't go too far." Zhuang Bai watched her continue to order six or seven dishes in a row, and couldn't help but stop her, "I worked so hard for a month to earn that little money, you You can’t feed me all at once.”

"Okay, okay." Lin Yuner closed the menu and handed it to the waiter, then whispered to the waiter: "That one is adding corn ribs soup, thank you."

Zhuang Bairou looked at the leaving waiter in pain: "I'm wondering, you order so much, can we finish it?"

Lin Yuner said nonchalantly: "If I can't finish eating, I'll pack it up and go home, anyway, I haven't eaten Chinese food for a long time."

Zhuang Bai thought to himself: "Then you are eating with your own money."

The dishes will be served for a while, Lin Yuner took out her phone and tapped the screen a few times, as if she was replying to a message.

"I heard that something happened to your regiment recently." Zhuang Bai asked.

Lin Yuner stopped tapping the screen, but she didn't look up at Zhuang Bai.

"Ah."

Zhuang Bai curled his lips and stopped asking, feeling that Lin Yuner didn't particularly want to talk.

Not long after, the dishes came one by one, Lin Yuner put down her phone, rolled up her sleeves, as if she was going to do a big job.

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Zhuang Bai and Lin Yuner haven't seen each other for almost half a year. The main reason is that Lin Yuner has been very busy in the past six months. She said that she would get together on her birthday, but because of her work, they haven't seen each other.

Lin Yuner ate the chicken leg, looked at Zhuang Bai and asked, "How are you doing recently, has the script been written yet?"

"Let's keep it that way. I just wrote a web drama script, so I don't know if I can pass it." Zhuang Bai said lightly.

"Zhuang Bai, do you still remember what you said when you just graduated?" Lin Yuner smacked her lips, "I remember at that time, you told me very seriously and confidently that you would write a shocking script within half a year and make the whole world The world looks at you with admiration."

Zhuang Bai remembered that he really said this sentence. He was too drunk at the time, and he couldn't control his mouth. He was bragging, but he didn't expect that she still remembered it now.

"How should I say this? Any great person needs to settle down. I'm still too young and I need to settle down for a few years." Zhuang Bai found a reason for himself.

"Precipitation?" Lin Yun'er put a piece of meatball into Zhuang Bai's soup bowl, and said lightly, "Then I hope you don't sink to the bottom."

Seeing the meatballs in the soup bowl slowly sinking into the bottom of the bowl, Zhuang Bai said loudly: "Hey, Lin Yuner, you are looking down on me."

Lin Yuner bit her chopsticks, thought for a while and then nodded.

Zhuang Bai gritted his teeth, and said with some anger: "Lin Yuner, look at it, within two years, I will definitely write a script that will impress the world, and then don't come crying and begging me." After speaking, he picked up the script. The ice water on the table, Gudu Gudu took a big sip.

Lin Yun'er looked at Zhuang Bai drinking water in a fit of anger, with water stains on the corners of his mouth, a smile appeared on his beautiful face, she sat up slightly from the chair, leaned over and stretched out her arms, rubbed Zhuang Bai's hair, and said in her mouth.

"Okay, okay, I get it, Wuli Xiaobai is the best, don't be angry."

While shaking his head, Zhuang Bai wanted to get rid of her hand rubbing his head, and at the same time said: "I'm not angry, don't rub my head."

Lin Yun'er withdrew her hand, sat back, and looked at Zhuang Bai who was arranging her hair: "If you want me to say, don't be a screenwriter anymore. With your looks, it would be nice to be an actor."

Zhuang Baibai glanced at her, thinking that Lin Yuner just stood up and talked without pain in his back: "You think an actor just becomes an actor? And I don't know how to act."

"It's a pity, it's a pity, this face is useless if I don't act." Lin Yuner regretfully took a mouthful of boiled beef.

Zhuang Bai ignored her quarrel, and asked, "Are you busy recently?"

Lin Yuner shook her head: "I'm not very busy anymore, I'm going to take a rest recently."

"Do you have any plans during the rest?" Zhuang Bai asked.

"I didn't think about it, I should just stay at home."

Zhuang Bai nodded, "You said you broke up, did you tell your company?"

"Not yet, I'm going to talk about it in two days."

"Two days? I don't think it's just two days." Zhuang Bai looked at her.

Lin Yun'er crossed her chin: "I also thought about telling it now, but what will happen after I tell it, should I still do what I should do."

"Would it be binding hype?" Zhuang Bai asked in disbelief.

"Hmm~" Lin Yuner nodded noncommittally.

Zhuang Bai didn't know what to say, he turned his head and looked at the window next to him, the raindrops were falling on the window, slowly sliding down, staining the glass, he didn't know what the so-called entertainment industry was like, but from getting along with Lin Yuner all these years In, more or less also understand a little bit.It's nothing more than using each other's bonds to achieve their own goals. It really fulfills that sentence. There are no permanent friends, and there are also no permanent enemies. Even the so-called love affairs have mutual goals.

At this time, Lin Yuner's cell phone rang, she answered it, but hung up quickly.

Zhuang Bai turned his head: "The phone number for work?"

Lin Yuner shook her head: "It's a scam call." After speaking, she continued to eat.

Zhuang Bai was in a daze, a scam call?He seemed to have thought of something, and stared straight at Lin Yuner.

Lin Yun'er seemed to have thought of something, she looked up and the two looked at each other.

"Hehe." Zhuang Bai sneered: "Speaking of fraudulent calls, Yun'er, do you have something to say to me?"

Lin Yun'er, who was biting her chopsticks, smiled a little guilty: "That, no."

Zhuang Bai crossed his arms and looked at her: "Really? How did I remember that you said that you would pay me for a mobile phone?"

Lin Yuner: "You remember wrongly, there is nothing wrong."

After finishing speaking, he put down his chopsticks and was about to run, but Zhuang Bai was one step ahead of her, grabbed her by the collar, and dragged her back like a chick.

Lin Yuner turned her head stiffly.

"I think it's all over."

(below is a memory)
Zhuang Bai was sitting in the classroom looking out the window, it had been snowing all morning, and now it has stopped, and the sun is rarely exposed in the sky, the trees outside are covered with silver, and they look extraordinarily beautiful under the slight sunlight.

This is a class on film aesthetics. After listening to it for a while, Zhuang Bai found it very boring, and sat in a daze at the table.

It would be best to eat hot pot on a snowy day like this. He suddenly thought of Lin Yuner, she must want to eat it very much. Coincidentally, the upper floor of this classroom is the practice room of Lin Yuner and the others in the performance department. Pull the legs down inside.

Of course Lin Yuner is not here today, she is too busy with work, so I don't know how she is doing now?I haven't seen her for a long time. The last time I saw her was when she came to school. At that time, he took himself to eat a Japanese meal and told a lot of interesting things she saw when she was filming. Thinking of these things, he The corners of his mouth are slightly raised.

He tore off a page, folded up a paper airplane, and threw it out the window. While he was watching the paper airplane slowly fall, his cell phone vibrated slightly.

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When Zhuang Bai ran out of the school, Lin Yuner was squatting under a nearby tree and looking down at Xue. It was class time and there were not many people outside the school gate. He saw her at a glance and walked over.

Lin Yuner is wearing a white down jacket and puts the hat of the down jacket on her head. There are two small ears on the hat, squatting there is a bit cute.

Feeling someone knocking on her head, Yun'er raised her head to look, because the hat was too big and the brim covered her eyes, Zhuang Bai gently pulled her hat up and saw her.

Seeing Zhuang Bai standing there, Lin Yun'er stood up, but because she had been squatting for too long, she didn't stand up at the first time and almost fell down. Zhuang Bai quickly grabbed her.

"Slower."

She stood up straight and punched Zhuang Bai's arm: "Why did you come out now? Do you know how long I've been waiting for you?"

Zhuang Bai was punched by her, and quickly explained: "I'm in class, I finally found a reason to slip out."

Lin Yun'er's nose was red from the cold, she sniffed the snot, and punched him again: "I'm freezing to death, my hands are numb from the cold."

Zhuang Bai was punched firmly by her again, watching her cry from the cold: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, I won't do it next time."

She wiped away her tears aggrieved, "I managed to rest today, and I came to see you when I came back from the set, and I didn't go home."

Zhuang Bai was really a little embarrassed: "I was ready to come out when I received your text message, but I was picked up by the teacher to answer the question, so I was delayed."

She sniffed again, and said full of grievances: "I originally bought two cups of hot coffee, and I was going to give you one, but...but here I slipped and fell, and the coffee was all spilled."

It was only then that Zhuang Bai saw that there were two spilled coffee cups beside her, which dyed the surrounding snow brown.Seeing that there were still a few pieces of snow on her back from the fall, she asked distressedly, "Does it hurt?"

Hearing Zhuang Bai's words, the tears that were wiped away just now couldn't be stopped, coupled with her aggrieved expression, it's really so pitiful.

"It hurts me to death." She yelled out, and then continued to hit Zhuang Bai, "Why didn't you come out earlier."

Zhuang Bai let her beat her, "If you don't cry or cry, it's all my fault, it's all my fault." After speaking, he hugged him into his arms and patted her head lightly.

Lin Yuner, who was being held by him, patted his back vigorously, as a way to vent.

The scattered people around looked at the two of them with familiar expressions.

Lin Yun'er, who stopped crying, came out of Zhuang Bai's arms.

Zhuang Bai rubbed her head: "Are you still angry now?"

Lin Yuner didn't speak.

"Next time I won't make you wait so long."

Lin Yun'er glanced at him, and didn't want to talk about it again: "I'm hungry."

Zhuang Bai smiled: "Take you to eat hot pot."

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In the hotpot restaurant, Zhuang Bai helped Lin Yuner mix an oil dish with hot red oil on the bottom of the pot, and looked at Lin Yuner who was sitting opposite.

Put the oil dish in front of her: "What's wrong with you? Are you still angry?"

She shook her head.

Seeing that she was not in high spirits, Zhuang Bai felt that she was abnormal. Usually, when she came out for dinner, she would always smile, and then bluntly said that this meal was for him to treat.

"About your work?" Zhuang Bai asked tentatively.

Lin Yun'er looked up at him.

"Do you think I can act?"

"What can you do? Aren't you acting right now?"

"However, they all said that I have nothing but my face, and my acting skills are a mess." Lin Yuner drank a glass of wine, "I also know that I can't act, but I'm still working hard to learn, and they still say that about me."

Zhuang Bai understood, no wonder Lin Yun'er cried like that just now, it's not just because I kept her waiting for a long time, but also because of this layer.

"What did the director say?" Zhuang Bai asked.

Lin Yun'er poured herself another glass of wine, "No, some crew members, I overheard what they said secretly behind their backs."

"Why are you angry with those people?" Zhuang Bai put a piece of beef into Lin Yun'er's bowl: "Eat more meat."

"I don't want to have the same knowledge as them, but I just heard it, and I feel uncomfortable." She chewed the beef and said every word.

He thought that Yun'er had been out for so many years, and she had already thought about some things, but on second thought, she was only 20 years old.

Zhuang Bai didn't know how to comfort her, she understood the truth, but she didn't think about it for a while, and got into a dead end.

Lin Yun'er continued to vomit bitterness to Zhuang Bai, and Zhuang Bai echoed a few words from time to time, but most of them were hers.

The two wine bottles on the table were soon emptied, and Yoona's face also turned red.

Zhuang Bai held the food for her, watched her get angry and slapped the table, maybe it was because of drinking too much, she didn't know the pain.

Just when Lin Yun'er changed from complaining to gossiping about her private life with the actors of the crew, Zhuang Bai's cell phone rang inappropriately.

Zhuang Bai looked at the unfamiliar number and picked it up.

"Hey."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I don't buy tea." Zhuang Bai was about to hang up on a fraudulent call, but Lin Yuner snatched his mobile phone from him. He was stunned for a moment, and then...

"Hey, bring me a truckload of tea."

"Don't worry about whether I buy it or not, you send it to me."

"At the Han River Bridge."

"You say I'm crazy? You are the crazy, and your whole family is crazy."

"I was beaten? I haven't been beaten in my life. Come here if you have the guts?"

"You are the second son Liu Huaqiang, and I am still the hag of the Han River Bridge."

Zhuang Bai opened his mouth wide and looked at Lin Yuner who was making an appointment with a fraudulent phone call. He never thought that Lin Yuner would be like this.How did you become a female hooligan?

"Okay, I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you at the Han River Bridge eating hot pot." Lin Yuner yelled and stood up and finished speaking into the phone, then threw the phone into the hot pot.

Zhuang Bai looked at the phone soaked in the hot pot, the screen was still on.

After Lin Yun'er had a "friendly" exchange with the scammer on the other end of the scam call, she finally calmed down, sat down, and Zhuang Bai looked at her dully.

"What are you doing looking at me like that?"

"Uh... this is my phone."

"So what? I'm paying you back tomorrow. What's the matter?"

……

At the end of the story, Lin Yuner vented her anger, and Zhuang Bai folded a mobile phone.

But Zhuang Bai still didn't see the mobile phone that Lin Yuner promised to pay for until four years later.

(End of this chapter)