Huayu Zhihao

Chapter 364
"Hahaha……"

Less than 2 minutes into the opening, there was a burst of laughter in the theater. Zach's big round buttocks and orchid fingers stuck in his waist, coupled with Captain America's loveless and embarrassing eyes, made many audiences directly I burst out laughing.

Afterwards, the group of four drove a sports car to Las Vegas. Zach, who came out for the first time to revel, was as excited as a fat man of three hundred pounds.

He yelled Las Vegas at a little girl sitting in the back seat, but the little girl gave her the middle finger, and then closed the car window silently, making his shouting stop abruptly, and the small aggrieved expression made him There was another burst of laughter.

"This fat man is really cheap!"

"It's so cheap and stupid!"

"I want to laugh out loud, hahaha..."

……

When I came to the casino, after a night of carnival, there was a tiger, a rooster and a baby in the presidential suite, but the bridegroom team was missing.

The key three lost their memory because of Zach's fake medicine last night, so they could only embark on a crazy journey to find the US team.

The three people's sports car turned into a police car for some reason, and the three could only bite the bullet and drive the police car to look for it, but they didn't know why the gangsters were chasing after them, and the three of them were so scared that they "ahhh" Screaming.

When he was out of danger, Mark pulled his neck and blushed with excitement, shouting hoarsely: "What the hell is going on!!!"

The people who watched him couldn't help laughing out loud.

The trio found a stripper based on clues, but two police officers suddenly broke in and pointed their pistols at the trio and Charlize Theron in the house, "Don't move, don't move!"

On the sofa, Zach, Donnie, and Mark immediately raised their hands and looked back, their eyes widened in fear. Donnie shouted, "God! Don't shoot! I'm a teacher!"

Zach also said repeatedly: "I don't have a gun, I don't have a gun!"

Seeing the constantly changing expressions of the three, the entire auditorium burst into laughter, and many people were even breathless with joy.

The movie was only less than halfway through, but the audience had already laughed out loud many times, and the laughs were relatively dense. The last laugh was not finished, and then came again, and many viewers were a little short of breath.

But not long after, there was another burst of crazier laughter.

At the police station, in slow motion, the little fat man who had been kicked by Zach stood up with hatred on his face and walked towards the dazed big fat man Zach, followed by electric shocks, and the fat man was finally knocked down by the electric shock. Eye.

The audience laughed louder and louder, it seemed out of control, and the decibel broke the highest record tonight.

The story on the big screen continues, and the hilarious appearance of boxing champion Tyson made many movie fans go crazy again.

The trio tried to transport the tiger back to Tyson's manor, and then used the manor's surveillance to find clues.

"Look, guys, I'm Tiger F!" In the black-and-white surveillance camera, Downey arched the tiger's buttocks, and the three drunk people next to him laughed crookedly. Downey continued Arched, laughing wildly: "Oh! Oh! Oh!"

"puff……"

When the audience saw this scene, all the popcorn and coke were sprayed out of their mouths. Many people coughed and laughed uncontrollably.

In order to win enough money to redeem the American team, the trio decided to go to the casino to play blackjack by counting cards.

In the elevator of the hotel, Downey and Zach stood side by side in white suits. Zach clasped his hands with a dazed face, while Downey remained silent, and the elevator slowly descended.

"Hahaha……"

Many older audiences and senior movie fans in the screening hall laughed out loud, while some other young people felt a little baffled. This part can't be laughing like this, right?

"Is it funny here?"

""Rain Man"! This is a tribute, no, it's a parody of "Rain Man"! Hahaha..."

On the gambling table, the fat Zach still had a dazed expression on his face, his lips were moving silently, numbers and symbols kept appearing around him, and the chips on the table were getting higher and higher.

Fatty's expression was calm, he looked into the distance, and saw a big roulette over there, he pressed his palm on the cards on the gaming table, and murmured: "20 points."

The dealer sent another card and it turned out to be 10+j. The audience in the dimly lit auditorium burst into laughter again. Many people wanted to wipe their tears. The big roulette and blackjack were still a spoof of "Rain Man" .

"Doug! Doug!" On the big screen, on the desert with rolling yellow sand, a fierce thug pulled a man with his hands bound and a hood out of a Humvee, and the three shouted excitedly stand up.

As a result, he opened the hood, and it turned out to be a black boy.

"It's not fucking Doug!"

"Fuck, I said a long time ago that I'm not Doug, no, I'm Doug, but I'm not the Doug you're looking for! Fuck!" the black boy said arrogantly like a rapper.

"I don't care who you are, we want white Doug, not your shit!" Mark said angrily.

"Uh, he's indeed Doug!" Zach squeezed his eyes and said, "He's the one who sold me the medicine!"

"What, you mean it's the fake medicine he sold?" Downey and Mark immediately gathered around and asked.

"Don't be nervous, brother, I was wrong!" The black brother immediately panicked when he saw the two people surrounding him!

"Hahaha...too cowardly!"

"What about the arrogance just now!"

"Hey, I'll buy medicine from him next time!"

……

The trio was very frustrated that they couldn't find the US team. Suddenly, the words of the black brother reminded Mark. They thought that the mattress on the hotel at the beginning should be the US team's distress signal.

It's exactly the same as when they were kids at summer camp together.

So the trio immediately returned to the hotel, and sure enough they found Captain America on the locked rooftop.

After going through untold hardships, the groom was finally found. They left Las Vegas as quickly as possible and rushed back to Los Angeles for the wedding.

In the final wedding scene, the dentist blows up and dumps his mean girlfriend, the teacher's family reunite, and Doug pulls off the wedding.

In the evening, Zach found the digital camera that recorded their crazy night. Captain America looked at the three of them, and said with a smile, "Let's watch it together, just once, and delete all the photos after watching them, okay?"

Mark said, "Why don't we delete it now?"

The US team scolded: "If you don't want to see it, go away, I still want to know how I ended up in the hospital."

Zach smiled and said, "Yes, there are."

"Guys, just once! It's done!" Captain America raised the digital camera, and the other three nodded.

Accompanied by brisk music, the four of them leaned in front of the camera screen, and the US team pressed play, and the four of them exploded in surprise, covered their mouths and shouted, "Oh, my God..."

The fat man laughed and shouted: "It's too classic!"

Immediately, the big screen was divided into two parts, with the credits and credits on the right, and some behind-the-scenes shots on the left, all of which were of course funny and crazy photos.

So far, the movie is over!
"Wow……"

There was a burst of laughter and applause in the Huaxia Grand Theater, which was very loud.

(End of this chapter)