I'm not really a god of rebirth

Chapter 418 Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger again
Hu Donghai and Jiang Hui quietly watched their daughter and son-in-law perform.

Regarding the daughter and son-in-law's practice of showing weakness and paralyzing the opponent first, the couple have no opinion, and even agree very much.

The children grow up and know how to use strategies, which is great.

Jiang Chao became more and more excited.

He directly said to Hu Yue and Li Dong: "Today, this wine must be drunk. There is no reason. If you enter the Jiang family's door, you have to follow the Jiang family's rules. If you don't drink it, you won't give it to me... Your old man's face!"

That's actually pretty badass.

There is no such thing as persuading people to drink.

If you encounter someone who has a bad temper and doesn't want to drink, I'm afraid he will take his legs and leave.

If you don't drink, you don't give face?

Then I will not give you face.

It can only be said that Jiang Chao is used to being arrogant outside, and he can only speak at this level, so he can't ask for too much.

It is already very good to be able to react in time and change "don't give me face" to "don't give the old man face".

This means that Hu Yue and Li Dong deliberately retreated to advance, otherwise, with their temper, Li Dong would not even drink a sip of this wine if they said something to Jiang Chao.

Jiang Ying was afraid that Li Dong and Hu Yue would be angry, so she came out again to save the situation: "Today, this wine must be drunk. First, Xiaodong's first visit to the house is a great event for our family, so we must drink it. Second, Xiaodong This time in Yuncheng with Hu Yue, we brought down Li Han with a thunderous force. This is killing harm for the people, so we need to celebrate it. Thirdly, your second uncle has kept his good wine for many years I took it out, if we don’t drink it, I’m sorry for your second uncle’s kindness, right?”

Jiang Rong, Chen Xinhua, Jiang Qin and others repeatedly echoed.

Jiang Ying continued: "Of course, alcohol is bad for your health. It's rare for our family to sit together. Drink a little in moderation to add to the fun, and that's enough. There's no need to drink up and down and make Xiaodong laugh."

Jiang Rong also quickly said: "Yes, yes, just drink a little in moderation. If you really drink too much, Yueyue will definitely be angry again."

Hu Yue made a reluctant expression, and said: "Well, you can drink less, Li Dong really can't drink."

Then he said to Li Dong: "You are too, don't try your best, it's almost enough, these are my family members, if you don't drink, they won't force you."

Li Dong nodded repeatedly.

Both Hu Donghai and Jiang Hui couldn't stand it anymore.

It's almost enough. If you continue to act, it's a bit too much.

Jiang Rong heard Hu Yue's words, and hurriedly said to Jiang Chao: "Don't be dazed, open the wine quickly, fill it up."

Jiang Chao agreed and opened a jar of wine.

As soon as the wine jar was opened, the house was full of fragrance.

Li Dong was almost drunk.

Good wine.

It's better than the two altars Mr. Hu gave him last time.

Li Dong's saliva was about to flow out, he stared straight at the two jars of wine, wishing he could hug them all, and tell everyone: It's all mine, and none of you are allowed to grab it!

Jiang Ying and Chen Xinhua all praised the wine one after another.

Even the old man said something good, and asked Jiang Chao to pour him a small glass, and he also tasted the wine.

Starting with the old man, Jiang Chao poured wine for everyone one by one. Several women don't drink white wine, some drink red wine, some drink fruit juice, but Jiang Qin is bold enough to pour a glass of white wine.

After pouring the wine, the old man said a few opening words and took one.

Li Dong was very reserved at first.

Didn't kill it in one gulp, just took a sip.

As soon as the wine entered his throat, he felt a warm current flow into his limbs.

The whole body is called a comfortable.

It really is a good wine.

Li Dongqiang resisted the desire to kill him in one bite.

He even deliberately coughed a few times to show that he was too strong to drink.

Hu Yue didn't lose the opportunity to say that this wine has a strong aftertaste, so let him drink it slowly.

Jiang Chao on the side said disdainfully, Li Dong is an old man, he is not as good as a woman like Jiang Qin after drinking.

Jiang Qin also said, she went down so much in one bite, and Li Dong only went down so much, is that okay?
Li Dong chuckled, and said to himself, you'll find out later if it's okay.

Li Dong's deliberate weakness made Jiang Rong, Jiang Chao and the others underestimate the enemy.

So there was no fighting against Li Dong at the beginning, but everyone drank together.

Jiang Ying, Jiang Rong, Jiang Chao, and Chen Xinhua are all well-tested fighters. They are confident that with their drinking capacity, they don't bother to fight Li Dong.

Drinking it flat is enough to bring Li Dong down.

The first glass of wine, I drank three sips.

That's half a glass of wine.

It was far worse than the three or two cups that Li Dong and the others used to drink.

Not to mention the big bowl used by Li Dong's family.

To be honest, with this kind of small wine glass, Li Dong couldn't get enough of a sip.

Not to mention three mouthfuls of a cup.

So for the first two sips, Li Dong just took a sip and tasted it.

The third bite was a dry one.

Just like when I was eating melon seeds when I was a child, I just kneaded them and didn’t eat them at first. When I had accumulated more melon seeds, I ate them in one bite.

This can be more enjoyable.

Of course, when the third mouth is dry, it is inevitable to make a look of embarrassment.

This made Jiang Chao even more excited.

It happened that after the old man finished drinking a glass, he stopped drinking, so Jiang Chao yelled to change to a larger glass, because the small glass was not enough to drink.

Naturally, Li Dong and Hu Yue had another play, and then they were forced to change the cup.

It is said to be a big cup, but it is not really big.

A cup or two.

Twice as big as before.

Maybe in the eyes of Jiang Chao and the others, drinking baijiu in one or two cups is already too big.

Li Dong felt somewhat regretful.

It would be great if I could drink in a bigger bowl.

However, one or two cups is better than half a two.

At least when the last sip is dry, it can be more enjoyable.

One or two cups is still three mouthfuls.

Li Dong still licked the first two mouthfuls, and the third mouthful was dry.

After drinking three cups in a row, Li Dong's face remained unchanged.

But Jiang Chao and the others still didn't notice anything unusual.

Up to now, they have only drank three or two and a half drinks. Li Dong is not drunk, which seems normal to them.

If Li Dong was really drunk after just three or two half drinks, then they would definitely suspect that Li Dong was pretending to be drunk.

Several people are still drinking flat.

The eldest uncle got a few, the second uncle got a few, Hu Donghai got a few, and the eldest aunt and Jiang Hui also got one each.

Then it was the turn of Jiang Chaoling, eldest cousin leader, and cousin husband leader.

Before I knew it, seven or eight glasses of wine went down.

Seven or eight taels of old wine is no longer something ordinary people can bear.

Hu Donghai was the first to disarm.

Originally, his alcohol capacity was the worst.

Of course, this is only relative to the proven fighters present.

The amount of seven or eight taels is actually quite good, definitely more than most people.

What's more, Hu Donghai wasn't drunk, he just felt that if he drank any more, it would be too much, so he obediently withdrew from the battlefield.

To let the past go, Jiang Ying and Jiang Rong will definitely not let Hu Donghai go so easily.

Hu Donghai is also the son-in-law of the Jiang family, and if he enters the Jiang family's door, he can't stop if he doesn't drink and lie down.

But today, everyone's goal is Li Dong, so let Hu Donghai go for the time being.

Before Hu Donghai left the stage, he deliberately asked Li Dong if he could do it, and if he couldn't, then don't hold on.

Li Dong deliberately said something with his tongue out, it was okay, he was happy to see his uncle, second uncle, cousin and cousin today, he would give up his life to accompany the gentleman.

Jiang Mi pouted over there.

Obviously she felt that Li Dong was a little drunk.

It doesn't matter if you can't drink well, and it doesn't matter if you get drunk, but what Jiang Mi despises the most is the kind of person who obviously doesn't hold a lot of alcohol and looks drunk, but still yells to continue drinking.

In Jiang Mi's view, such a person has no self-control or self-knowledge.

Originally, Jiang Mi admired Li Dong very much.

But now, Jiang Mi could only shake his head secretly.

Sure enough, he came from a poor country, and when he drank, he became ugly.

But Jiang Chao and the others were secretly proud of themselves.

At this time, if Li Dong insisted on not drinking, or even Hu Yue forcibly stopped him, then there was really nothing they could do.

You can't force Li Dong to drink, can you?

But Li Dong himself didn't know how to live or die, and even said such things as giving up his life to accompany a gentleman, so they can't be blamed.

Jiang Chao probably wanted to take advantage of the victory to chase after him, and he was also a little drunk, so he proposed to change to a bigger cup.

Li Dong really wanted to hug him and kiss him.

This big cousin is so considerate.

Probably because he knew that he was not satisfied with drinking from a small cup, so he repeatedly suggested changing to a large cup.

Neither Jiang Rong nor Chen Xinhua had any opinion on this, but uncle Jiang Ying kindly asked Li Dong for his opinion.

Li Dong deliberately smacked his tongue and said, men should drink in big bowls, eat meat in big mouthfuls, and change.

What Li Dong said was quite heroic. Even the old man laughed and said, Li Dong is right. Men should be more generous. When they were young, they used big bowls for drinking. Who would use such a small bowl? wine glass.

When Jiang Chao heard this, he asked the nanny to bring some big bowls.

My aunt couldn't stand it anymore.

It's almost enough to say that Li Dong came to the house for the first time and drank a lot. Drinking tea and talking is also a way of hospitality.

Just take a big bowl to drink, what will it look like.

The eldest aunt was also worried that Hu Yue would be angry.

Just glanced at Hu Yue, only to find that Hu Yue was looking down at his phone, as if he was chatting with someone, and he didn't seem to care at all about drinking with a big bowl.

This made the aunt slightly surprised.

Who was Hu Yue chatting with?What are we talking about?So much so that he didn't care about Li Dong's life or death.

Hu Yue was chatting with his aunt Jiang Lan.

I am reporting what happened here to my aunt vividly.

He gloated and told his aunt Jiang Lan that Jiang Rong, Jiang Chao and the others were about to take a big bowl to compete with Li Dong for wine. Li Dong, this guy, started pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger again. They were all deceived.

Jiang Lan giggled over there.

He also told Hu Yue that he would take pictures of Jiang Rong, Jiang Chao and the others drunk in a while and send them to her.

She can use this to laugh at them in the future.

Hu Yue quickly agreed, and then asked Jiang Lan, didn't she mention Li Dong's drinking capacity to Jiang Chao and the others before?
Jiang Lan said that she had nothing to do with them, and she hadn't even met Jiang Rong and Jiang Chao for a long time.

By the way, the relationship between Jiang Lan and her family is not very good.

Back then, she insisted on marrying her ex-husband regardless of her family's opposition.

Because of this, Jiang Rong and the others talked about her a lot.

And when she divorced her ex-husband, Jiang Rong and the others got even more excited, saying that she deserved it, that she didn't listen to good people, that she suffered a loss in front of her eyes, and that she had come to this point, which was purely her own fault.

In this case, it would be good for Jiang Lan not to sever ties with them.

Besides, Jiang Lan also knew that the rift between Hu Yue and the Jiang family was very deep, and it was hard to say whether she was willing to step into the Jiang family's door again in this life. Naturally, she would not mention Li Dong's matter with Jiang Rong and the others.

Like Hu Yue, Jiang Lan also waited for Li Dong to bring those guys down, to watch their jokes.

As soon as Lu Wenqing spoke here, Jiang Chao froze.

Among the people in the family, he was most afraid of Lu Wenqing, the eldest aunt.

I have been afraid since I was a child.

When Jiang Chao was a child, Jiang Chao was mischievous. Every time he made a mistake and Jiang Rong wanted to beat him, his mother would protect him tightly.

Once you come and go, you will become spoiled.

Not too afraid of his father.

And grandpa and uncle also love him as the grandson of Jiang's parents.

Only the eldest aunt, Lu Wenqing, was not used to him at all.

As long as he made a mistake, the eldest aunt would severely reprimand him.

Even his mother couldn't protect him.

Lu Wenqing trained with his mother.

So when Lu Wenqing spoke, Jiang Chao didn't dare to say anything.

It was Jiang Rong who spoke, saying that the old man had said it all, and that men should drink from big bowls, so she stopped talking.

Jiang Rong moved the old man out, and since Hu Yue hadn't responded, Lu Wenqing no longer tried to dissuade him.

Jiang Chao personally ran to get some bowls for porridge.

It's not very big, and a bowl can only hold three or four liang.

It is incomparable with the big big bowl in Li Dong's house that can't be filled with a bottle.

Looking at these small bowls brought by Jiang Chao, Li Dong was still a little disappointed.

Is this also called a bowl?
A teacup at most.

But at any rate, it is better than the one or two you are using now.

Li Dong simply didn't bother to hide it now.

When Jiang Chao poured him wine, he stared at the mouth of the bowl and kept saying "pour, pour, pour".

I wish I could pour all this jar of wine into a bowl for him.

The more he was like this, the happier Jiang Chao and the others were.

From Jiang Chao's point of view, Li Dong was seven or eight points drunk.

It is estimated that after this bowl, Li Dong should almost be on the table.

After filling the wine, Li Dong began to take the initiative.

The main reason is that he just noticed that the jar of wine is almost bottomed out.

If he continued to drink it flat, he wouldn't be able to drink much.

If everyone else was drunk and he was left alone, even if there was still a lot of wine left, he could only stop.

You can't pour yourself a drink, can you?

It cannot be packed away.

He took the initiative to toast one by one, and he could drink more.

Li Dong respects the old man first.

The old man substituted tea for wine and drank one with him.

Li Dong drank a bowl of wine in one gulp.

Jiang Chao's eyes widened.

Good guy, is this overwhelmed?

With such a drinking method, it is estimated that it will soon get under the table.

Jiang Chao only looked at Li Dong, waiting for him to get under the table, and forgot to pour Li Dong's wine.

Li Dong was not too polite, he took the wine dispenser and poured another bowl.

Don't stop, just respect uncle Jiang Ying when you pick it up.

The same is dry.

Uncle was dumbfounded.

(End of this chapter)