I'm not really a god of rebirth

Chapter 420 I punish myself

From Jiang Mi's point of view, Li Dong's tricks in front of him were clearly intended to show the enemy's weakness, so that he could cope with today's situation where one enemy is many.

Later, when everyone was almost done drinking, he took the initiative to attack again, probably because he was thinking of punching with one punch, so as to avoid a hundred punches.

However, instead of putting all his energy on Jiang Chao and the others, Li Dong came to toast her again.

Do you feel that everyone at the table is respectful, and it is unreasonable to disrespect her, the second cousin?

Or is this guy so conceited that even if he drinks this extra bowl of wine, he can still bring Jiang Chao and the others down?
Or, this guy has drunk too much right now and lost his mind?
Or, does this guy think that he will be like his mother, magnanimous enough to let him replace wine with tea?
For a while, Jiang Mi couldn't figure out what Li Dong was thinking.

But no matter what, when Li Dong came to toast, she accepted it.

As for replacing wine with tea, it is impossible.

Doesn't Li Dong want to drink?Then drink with him.

Later, when he was drunk, he would go under the table and see how ugly he was.

Jiang Mi immediately took a bowl and asked Jiang Chao to pour her a bowl of wine as well.

This move of hers startled everyone.

Because everyone knows that Jiang Mi almost never drinks and hates drinking.

What's wrong today?

Jiang Ying and Lu Wenqing looked at their youngest daughter with some doubts.

Jiang Rong and Jiang Chao were very happy.

Jiang Chao even said: "It's still Li Dong, you have a lot of face, you don't know, your second sister never drank before. No one respects you, but today, your second sister not only drank, but also used alcohol to drink alcohol. Drink in a big bowl. You should be honored!"

Li Dong pretended to be surprised, and said, "Really? The second sister really gave me face!"

"Shall I save face?" Jiang Chao asked meaningfully.

"Excuse me!" Li Dong replied again.

"Your second sister is giving face like this, so... ah... do you want to drink an extra bowl?" Jiang Chao said again.

"Necessary, like this, the second sister has one bowl, and I have three bowls!" Li Dong said very boldly.

You can drink two more bowls.

very nice.

This wine is so delicious that you can't stop drinking it.

Li Dong, who has always been immune to alcohol, now feels a little ecstatic.

Both jars of wine must be drained today.

Li Dong even thought that he would finish the rest of the pot by himself.

The kind of holding a jar.

Just think about it.

"Okay!" Jiang Chao shouted, and took two more bowls directly.

All poured over.

Before it was full, one jar of wine had bottomed out, and Jiang Chao opened another jar.

After filling up the wine, Li Dong picked it up, touched Jiang Bi, and drank it with a gulp.

Jiang Mi took a deep breath and drank a bowl of wine.

After finishing, he coughed violently a few times.

Distressed, Lu Wenqing quickly poured water for her, and Jiang Hui quickly brought her some vegetables.

Jiang Rong, Jiang Chao, and Chen Xinhua kept applauding.

After screaming, they looked at Li Dong in unison.

Li Dong didn't get any ink, picked up the remaining two bowls, and dried them with a bang.

After finishing the work, Li Dong yelled happily, and after sitting down, he picked up the paper towel on the table and wiped his profuse sweat.

Even the entire arm and the back of the hand were covered with beads of sweat.

As long as Li Dong drank, he would sweat and drip.

His father, uncle, and grandfather are all like this, sweating when they drink.

Some people say that people like them have an alcoholism, no matter how much alcohol they drink, it all comes out with sweat.

Li Dong didn't know if it was true or not, anyway, he had never been drunk after drinking.

I was a little drunk at first, and when I sweated, it disappeared again.

Although it is summer, the air conditioner is always on in the house.

No one else was sweating, but Li Dong was almost drenched.

The old man is well-informed, and he can tell at a glance that Li Dong is very talented.

This kind of person never gets drunk after drinking, and the more he drinks, the more sober he becomes.

The uncle was also secretly awe-inspiring, and couldn't help but say: "Xiaodong's drinking capacity is really good, the wine drips with sweat, and he won't get drunk after a thousand cups."

The old man nodded and said: "He is the so-called wine leaker. If there is no wine in his body, ten people can't drink him."

The eldest aunt asked Li Dong with concern: "Look at you are hot, why don't you turn on the air conditioner lower."

The old man smiled and said, "It's useless, he's not hot. Even if you throw him into the ice and snow, he'll still be sweating."

Lu Wenqing didn't quite believe it.

Still Li Dong smiled and said, "Really, I remember one year during Chinese New Year, my father, my uncle and I drank in the cold weather until our whole body was soaked."

Only then did Lu Wenqing believe it.

Jiang Mi also widened her eyes in shock.

It was the first time she had heard of such a person.

Jiang Mi subconsciously looked at his arm.

He touched his forehead again.

Naked, how can there be a little sweat.

Can't help but secretly marvel.

Li Dong poured another bowl of wine, ready to continue the toast.

The old man said he stopped drinking, you young people should drink more.

The uncle also hurriedly clutched his wine glass and said that he couldn't do it anymore, and he would get drunk if he drank any more.

Fighting wine with Jiu Laozi, even ten of them are not enough.

On the contrary, the second uncle and Jiang Chao are not too convinced.

They have heard of Jiulouzi, but they really don't believe it.

Before Li Dong came to respect the second uncle, the second uncle gave him a look, Jiang Chao immediately picked up the wine and wanted to have a drink with Li Dong.

Li Dong naturally does not refuse anyone who comes.

Another dry mouthful.

Jiang Chao was already on the scene, so Chen Xinhua naturally had to keep up.

The second uncle was in charge of commanding and ordering, and let the two generals Huo Ha charge forward.

After only drinking two bowls, Jiang Chao and Chen Xinhua couldn't hold on anymore.

He couldn't speak well, his head was buzzing, and his consciousness was blurred.

Uncle just wanted to say, it's almost enough, let's have some food.

Jiang Qin and Hu Yue are back.

After all, Jiang Qin was too embarrassed to spit out wine in front of Hu Yue.

I didn't even wash my face.

It's just that I smeared ink in the bathroom for a long time to slow down the alcohol.

But walking is still a bit wobbly.

Coming out of the bathroom, Hu Yue reminded her all the way, be careful, don't fall.

It made Jiang Qin angry enough.

Can only act as if nothing had happened.

As soon as he came back, Hu Yue said to Li Dong that his eldest cousin praised him just now, saying that Li Dong is a good man, dutiful, honest, young and promising, and handsome.

When Li Dong heard it, there was nothing he didn't understand.

Pick up the wine quickly and continue to toast the cousin.

Jiang Qin drank more than a catty, and he kept it in his stomach. Now his stomach is overwhelmed, and he really doesn't want to drink it.

When she came out of the bathroom just now, she wanted to use an excuse to talk to Hu Yue, and she would come back when the drink was almost done.

But Hu Yue couldn't make her happy, so he just pulled her back.

As soon as he came back, he was captured by Li Donghu Yue.

Jiang Qin looked at her mother as if she was asking for help, hoping that her mother could step forward and block her.

Just as Lu Wenqing was about to try to persuade him, Jiang Chao said, "Li... Dong, you... that's not... that's right, just now... and your second sister... drank... three, big sister ... also must ... three!"

When Li Dong heard it, it was exactly what he wanted.

Quickly poured two more glasses, and then raised it to respect Jiang Qin.

Without waiting for Jiang Qin to drink, he gulped down three bowls of wine.

Jiang Qin and Lu Wenqing wanted to stop it, but they didn't have time.

Lu Wenqing gave Jiang Qin a look of helplessness, meaning to let her figure it out on her own, if she really didn't want to drink, she could only rely on alcohol.

Jiang Qin wanted to drink too much.

But in front of Hu Yue, she really couldn't open her mouth.

There was no other way, so I had no choice but to have a drink.

After drinking this cup, Jiang Qin felt his whole body go limp and dizzy.

He quickly sat down on a chair and drank a cup of tea.

But to no avail.

The stomach is already full of turmoil.

Jiang Qin covered his mouth with his hand, and endured it stubbornly, so that he didn't embarrass himself in public.

Hu Yue was beaming with joy.

Li Dong looked at Jiang Qin, Jiang Chao, and Chen Xinhua who had only a trace of blood left, looked at the old man and uncle who had no battle cards on their hands, and looked at the second general protector who was gone, like a polished commander, his eyes were obviously avoiding his second Uncle, take a look at Jiang Mi who has an expression of "Don't look at me, I'll save you a lot if I drink a bowl with you", and then look at the half of the jar of wine left.

I was thinking about how to find a reason to drink all this jar of wine.

The scene fell silent for a while.

Except for Jiang Qin, Jiang Chao, Chen Xinhua, who were already unconscious, and Jiang Rong, whose eyes were averted, everyone else was quietly looking at Li Dong.

These people present are all human beings.

Looking at Li Dong's appearance, he knew that he hadn't had enough.

I still want to drink, but I don't know who to drink with.

The old man looked at Li Dong playfully.

He didn't speak, just wanted to see what Li Dong was going to do.

Uncle and aunt did not speak.

The eldest aunt wanted to laugh when she saw Li Dong like this.

Li Dong is clearly like a child, wanting something, but it's hard to say it clearly, racking his brains here to find an excuse.

The uncle felt a little uncomfortable, and couldn't hold back his face.

Li Dong came to the door the first day.

At the beginning, the family still spoke harshly, saying that if they entered the Jiang family's door, they had to follow the Jiang family's rules, and they had to drink enough wine today.

As a result, there is a commotion now. Li Dong is fine, but their family is in a mess.

If it gets out, it will make people laugh.

Uncle wanted to muster up his courage a few times, and had two more drinks with Li Dong, risking his life to be with the gentleman.

But after all, I don't have the courage.

The main reason is that even if he drinks two more bowls with Li Dong, I'm afraid Li Dong still hasn't had enough, but on his side, after two bowls, he will definitely get under the table.

So uncle can only keep silent, it depends on what Li Dong wants to do.

On Jiang Mi's side, the way she looked at Li Dong had unconsciously changed.

I still looked down upon Li Dong a little before.

I think Li Dong is slippery and clever.

But now, Jiang Mi suddenly felt that Li Dong was quite funny.

Maybe Li Dong just wanted to drink more wine from the beginning.

Alcoholic one.

slippery.

Hu Donghai and Jiang Hui also saw Li Dong's thoughts at this moment.

At first, I thought that Li Dong was trying to make everyone in the Jiang family drink, but after a long time, Li Dong simply wanted to drink more.

Both of them were speechless.

Are you so hungry for alcohol?

Just as Jiang Hui wanted to speak, it was enough to say something, let's have some food.

As a result, Li Dong suddenly turned around to look at Hu Donghai, and said with burning eyes: "Uncle, Auntie, I respect you two for a bar."

Hu Donghai and Jiang Hui were stunned.

Even Hu Yue was about to be laughed at by him.

After defeating the enemy, is it time to attack the friendly army again?

Hu Yue kicked Li Dong directly, and said, "Ahem...that...you have known me for two years, and it's the first time you came to my grandpa's house. It's too inappropriate. Why don't you hurry up and talk to grandpa?" Uncle and Uncle drink a few more glasses, as an excuse?"

When the uncle and uncle heard this, Lingling shivered.

The two uncles hurriedly said that they were all one family, and it was too strange to pay for it or not. Li Dong also drank a lot, so he wanted to eat more food and drink some tea, and everyone sat and talked.

Li Dong's eyes lit up.

That's right, he has to apologize!

Immediately, he picked up the wine jar and said very boldly: "Grandpa, uncle, second uncle, I have known Yueyue for two years, but I haven't come to visit your elders. It's my fault. Punish an altar!"

As he spoke, he raised the wine jar and drank it violently.

There is at least six or seven catties in this jar of wine.

Li Dong drank several times in a row before he could barely drink it down.

The stomach is full and round, like a big watermelon.

After drinking, Li Donglian hiccupped several times and said, "I can't do it, I have to go to the bathroom."

After finishing speaking, regardless of the strange eyes of everyone, he ran towards the bathroom holding his stomach all the way.

Jiang Hui came back to her senses, and hurriedly said to Hu Yue who was still in a daze: "Go and have a look quickly, nothing will happen."

"Ah? Oh." Hu Yue recovered and quickly followed.

The others were stunned.

I was really shocked by Li Dong's actions just now.

A jar of old wine.

He even drank it in one gulp.

Jiang Bi's two big eyeballs almost fell out of shock.

The eldest aunt also opened her mouth, unable to recover for a long time.

The second uncle stared at Li Dong's back in a daze. It took a long time before he realized it. He got up and picked up the wine jar, glanced at it, and said, "Are you really done drinking? I said Donghai, you Is this son-in-law a human?"

Hu Donghai shook his head with a wry smile: "This is also the first time I saw Xiaodong drinking like this. To be honest, I was also shocked."

Lu Wenqing also came back to his senses at this moment, and said: "He drinks like this, is he alright?"

The uncle said: "Does he seem to be in trouble? Even if he is in trouble, he will be able to support it."

The old man also said: "I'm almost 80 years old, and this is the first time I saw someone drinking like this today. I can only say that he is very talented. You guys just wanted to drink people's wine, now you know what is beyond the sky? ?”

The uncle and the uncle smiled wryly and nodded.

Jiang Chao still had the last bit of consciousness on his side, probably from the flashback, and suddenly said: "Come on, drink, whoever doesn't drink is the grandson!"

The second uncle slapped him on the head directly: "What do you drink? Look at your talent, you can't even catch up with half of Li Dong. How can I raise such a thing as you?"

Jiang Chao was already dizzy, but the second uncle's slap made him even more dizzy. On the side of his head, he vomited all over his second uncle with a wow.

(End of this chapter)