The war of resistance against mountains is heavy

Chapter 372
"Say there's a guy who has a fake eye, a glass flower.

Why is it called Liulihua?That is the fake eye is a glass bead.

The eyes are gone, and there are black holes in the eye sockets. Anyone who sees them will be scared, right?
So stuffing a glass ball inside is better than playing.

Since the eyeballs are fake, they are like dentures, and you can pick them out from the eye sockets to wash and wipe them when you are free.

In other words, that person accidentally swallowed his eyeballs in his stomach when he was playing with his own eyeballs one day!
At that time, this person was terrified. The toy was not small, and it was made of glass. He was so frightened that he rushed to a clinic to see a doctor.

The doctor said, what can I do, take some laxatives and see if it can be discharged?
The man took the laxative but couldn't get it out, so he went to the doctor again.

The doctor didn't know what to do, so he told him, take off your pants and I'll show you!

So that person could only take off his trousers for the doctor to examine, and when the doctor saw him pouting his back, he suddenly yelled "Ah", and then burst out laughing.

The man asked the doctor what happened?
The doctor laughed and said, "Oh, I have been a doctor for more than [-] years, but this is the first time I see one eye staring at me!"

This was when he was in Tianjin Wei, Shang Zhen heard a joke told to him by the little dustpan, but the little dustpan was inadvertently heard by Tianjin people on the street, and the Tianjin people put glass eyeballs into the eye sockets It is called glass flower.

Shang Zhen was still talking about the little dustpan at the time. Looking at the crappy story you told, is it disgusting?

But now, Shang Zhen didn't expect that he met a "glass flower" in Xi'an.

Ordinary people feel a kind of scalp numbness when they see glass flowers. Just imagine, is a lifeless eyeball just staring at you numb?
Fortunately, both Shang Zhen and Qian Chuan'er were killed on the battlefield, so it's okay to see that "glass flower".

And Qian Chuan'er saw the fortune-teller making trouble first, so he smiled and said: "What can you count, sir?"

"Fortune, future, marriage, I Ching gossip, the world is big, everything is important!" This old man with glass flowers is obviously used to being viewed in a different light by others.

But just as the saying goes, as long as you are not embarrassed, then someone else will be embarrassed.

Others think that they are ugly, but as long as they don't take it seriously, others will find it mysterious and scary!

"Then what do you do?" Qian Chuaner asked again.

"Looking at the palmistry and reading the birthday horoscope lottery." The old glass flower replied.

"It is said that your profession can read people's words, we won't let you read, let's draw a lottery." Qian Chuan said.

"Bosses, please." The old glass flower pointed to the bamboo tube in front of him.

"Company Commander, make a guess." Qian Chuan'er jumped at Shang Zhen.

"Me?" Shang Zhen thought for a while, it's okay anyway, so let's shake one.

He knelt down, grabbed the bamboo tube, shook it, stretched out his hand and pulled out a stick.

"I don't know what this officer is up to?" the glass flower old man asked again.

"What is it?" Shang Zhen was hesitating, but Qian Chuan'er had already said, "Marriage!"

"Huh?" Shang Zhen couldn't help but glance at Qian Chuaner, only then did he know that Qian Chuaner was going to make fun of him.

But it doesn't matter anymore, anyway, Shang Zhen just took it for fun, so he looked at the old man with glass flowers who was a fortune teller.

There were words written on the sign, and at this moment the old man had already read it out.

Shang Zhen's culture is limited, but he also listened to the hexagrams miscellaneously. What people read out is: "Peach blossoms must meet Shuangfeiyan, and there will be plenty of water and drifting; since ancient times, beauty has brought disasters, and it is safe to return home."

Just this hexagram, just this hexagram is too straightforward, right?

"Come on, I'll explain the hexagram to the officer." The glass flower said again.

"There's no need to solve it!" Shang Zhen said angrily.

At this time, Qian Chuan'er was already laughing out loud: "Hey, peach blossoms are lucky, and Shuangfeiyan, oh, it's so accurate! That is to say, if you want to be fine, then go back!"

"What this little brother said is very true, he seems to be one of my generation!" The glass flower old man laughed.

"That's right, we in the Northeast also believe in Da Xian'er, so I think it's very accurate.

My house is dedicated to Da Xian'er, so bless me, I think that when I was fighting on the battlefield, the bullets "swish" and flew at my trouser legs, but nothing happened to me! "Qian Chuaner has already said hi.

Shang Zhen looked at Qian Chuaner angrily, but he didn't move with Qian Chuaner.

As far as my group of old people are afraid of him, they are only afraid of him in fighting and obeying orders. As for other aspects, whether these gangsters bully themselves or not is considered a face for themselves.

"Okay, don't laugh, I don't need you to explain it. Didn't your sign say that you will be safe when you return home? Then I will draw another lucky or unlucky lot." Shang Zhen laughed.

The glass flower old man made another gesture: "Please."

Shang Zhen didn't even bother to shake it this time, so he casually drew another lottery.

The old man with glass flowers began to read the lottery again: "Qi Ji raised his head and drove, not worrying about thousands of miles away, even though he did not meet, he would not be trapped in Xuanyuan with tears."

"What does this mean? Come on, Ban Xianer, explain it to me!" Shang Zhen teased Qian Chuaner.

"This--I'm a half fairy, hehe, let's ask Da Xian'er." Qian Chuan'er has lost his mind, and this hexagram is a bit awkward and difficult to understand.

Shang Zhen curled his lips and looked at the old man with glass flowers.

"It means that you will travel far this year, and it seems that you will be imprisoned." The glass flower old man said.

"Really? How did you break it?" Qian Chuan'er asked in doubt.

"Didn't the sign above say that when you return home, you will be safe." The old glass flower man said.

But the glass flower old man didn't expect that these words hit Qian Chuan'er's lungs.

"Nonsense!" Qian Chuan said angrily, "Our chief's house and I are both on the Songhua River in the northeast. Go home? If you don't fight back, will you go back to be a slave?" He casually took out a banknote from his clothes and handed it out. .

This hexagram is considered over.

Shang Zhen and Qian Chuan'er left the glass flower old man and started to stroll.

At this time, Qian Chuan'er said in a low voice: "These two hexagrams are not very good. One says that beauty is a disaster, and the other says that you will be imprisoned."

"Do you really believe it?" Shang Zhen asked Qian Chuaner while looking at the scene on the street.

"If you can't believe it all, you can't believe it, right? Don't you believe it, company commander?" Qian Chuaner asked.

"There are many times when you don't believe, but when you don't believe.

Ugh.

Believe it, if you die early if you can't figure it out during the war, what's the use of playing with it if you believe it?

Believe it or not, you also know that the survival of our group is not necessarily because we are the best at fighting, or because we rely on fate. "Shang Zhen said with a sigh.

Qian Chuaner fell silent.

Yes, to be able to live up to now certainly requires skills and good calculations, and it is not only skills that are reliable.

If people like them stayed on the front line all the time, they would have died countless times!

Is the Broadsword Team of the Northwest Army capable?Does the Central Army have the ability to withstand the Japanese attack?But many people who could fight did not survive!
Shang Zhen and Qian Chuan'er strolled until very late before returning to the liaison office.

And when the two of them returned to the liaison office, all the other people of them came back, not only all of them came back, but Li Xiang also came back.

(End of this chapter)