The war of resistance against mountains is heavy
Chapter 833 I lost a big mess
Chapter 833 I lost a big mess
"What do you think the sun looks like?" Under the cold setting sun, a slightly hoarse voice asked.
"Like a little devil's plaster flag!" A soldier replied.
"The answer is correct, kill it! One chant (prepare)!" The hoarse voice ordered.
So, under the cold sunset, in the bleakness of Wanmu, four soldiers "put water" towards the sunset.
If there is a scholar who can read and write, he will definitely think that although it is bleak now, it is still a scene after all, just like "the jackdaws on the old trees on the vines, the people on the small bridges and flowing water, the thin horses on the ancient roads and the westerly wind, and the heartbroken people are at the end of the world".
But what is it to pour water on the setting sun that is like a plaster?child?Can you still shoot that plaster?Kuafu chasing the day?Houyi shooting the sun?Pull it off, think too far, this is a crude prank!
If the voice of a four or five-year-old child who is ignorant of the world urinates at the sun and says "I want to shoot down the sun", this is childlike fun.
But if an adult in his [-]s, [-]s, [-]s urinates at the sun and says "I want to shoot down the sun", it's called "heartless!"
It's such a sight to behold!
However, although it is vulgar, normal people should laugh if they see it. It is right to laugh at some mental illness.
However, the two soldiers of the Northwest Army who were looking at the four people with their guns at this time have turned a blind eye to this. There is no other reason. up.
No matter how funny a joke is, it's not funny anymore, so they don't feel it.
And these four people are exactly Wang Laomao, Ma Erhuzi, Qiu Bo, and Qian Chuan'er.
They feel that they are having fun while others see it as a spoof.
It's fine if it's normal, but this scene of a few of them spoofing fell into the eyes of several people not far away.
"It's really embarrassing for us Northeast people!" Someone sighed, and it was Qin Chuan who spoke.
As for Shang Zhen who was with Qin Chuan, although they didn't say a word, they took it very seriously, and even felt a faint feeling of fever on their faces.
And this is already their third feeling.
What is the third sense?When they saw Wang Laomao and the four of them yelling orders to release water into the sun, they were stunned at first, and then it was funny, but even though it was funny, they felt so ashamed!
The reason why they thought so was because it wasn't just them now, but there were also several people from the Northwest Army beside them, with teasing smiles on their faces.
"Close the team!" Wang Laomao shouted again, so the four of them fastened their belts and turned around. At this moment, they saw Shang Zhen who was shy for them not far behind them. .
"I am twenty, you are finally here!" When Old Mao Wang yelled, Qian Chuan'er, Ma Erhuzi, and Qiu Bo all jumped up and ran towards them.
"Pay attention to your identity, why do you still want to escape from prison?" A soldier who was watching them quit.
But at this time, an officer who was with Shang Zhen and the others waved his hand, and the soldier in charge of custody ignored Wang Laomao and the four of them.
Old Mao Wang and the others were finally "rescued". For them who don't have the eyes of God, they were arrested for no reason, and they were also released for no reason!
Half an hour later, Old Mao Wang, who was free, finally saw the little dustpan, although he only glanced through the crack of the door a few times.
They could only watch from the crack of the door, because the two nurses guarding the little dustpan didn't let Wang and the others go in.
They who had just obtained their freedom realized how precious freedom is, so naturally they didn't dare to mess with the nurse.
The little dustpan also looked at it, and everyone was fine. At this time, Old Mao Wang remembered to ask Shang Zhen, "Shang boy, why did you ask them to let us go?"
"I just found the highest official in this village, and said a few nice words to him, and he brought us here to find you." Shang Zhen replied.
"It's that simple?" Old Mao Wang couldn't believe it.
"It's that simple." Shang Zhen replied again.
"Did they say why they detained us?" Wang Laomao continued to ask.
Shang Zhen shook his head: "They didn't tell me and I didn't ask."
"That's right, it's good to be able to have a baby, who cares who his parents are, and how he got out of it." Old Mao Wang couldn't help laughing at himself.
Hearing what Wang Laomao said, Shang Zhen rolled his eyes at him, and the other soldiers put on smiles on their faces, and they still didn't forget to glance to the side.
What Wang Laomao said was nothing more than saying, as long as the result is good, who cares about the process?
But it’s not easy to say good things, you have to explain it in the simplest and most vulgar words that people can understand, uh—well, this can be regarded as the level of Wang Laoma’s theory and practice.
And the reason why Shang Zhen and the others had to glance to the side was because the nurse looking after the little dustpan was standing nearby.
It's just that he was wearing a mask, and although his eyelashes were flickering, he couldn't figure out what his expression was.
"What is the rank of their highest officer?" Old Mao Wang asked again.
"It's a platoon leader." Shang Zhen replied again.
"It's the platoon leader!" Old Mao Wang didn't know what to say, and then he became absent-minded.
This time, in order to save the little dustpan, they were disarmed and detained by the [-]th Army for no reason.
Because of all kinds of fears, but being controlled to death by others, squatting in a small cell every day but not being able to turn against others, that is so boring!
To say that you are bored is a written language, and to say it in Northeast dialect is to be so stupid.
It is said that this man and woman are together, and you will get tired of seeing a Xi Shi at home every day, let alone a few men face each other face to face every day.
That's why they shouted the number to pee during the only time of the day.
Why do they only have two chances to show off every day?At this time, because the soldiers of the Northwest Army looked at them and felt that they were always escorting them out to relieve trouble, so they changed the food supply for them.
That is, dry food can be filled but drinking water is controlled.
The advantage of this is that no matter how much you eat, there is only one time for a large size, and only one time for a small size, hehe.
Although they didn't drink much water, they couldn't hold it back for a long time. Since the first day this rule was implemented, Old Mao Wang never drenched his trouser legs again.hold back!
After being imprisoned for a week, Gu Man was arrested again, and Gu Man was still alive and dead for the next week!
Of course, only now did he know that Gu Man was brought over by the Northwest Army to carry feces and urine to the little dustpan that had already been treated.
And now?Only now did he realize that it was only the platoon leader who detained them, the platoon leader!I was also a platoon leader back then!
But from the beginning to the end, he just made a joke with people like himself, it was just a prank at best.
Forget it, let’s lose face if you lose face, no matter how you say that the little dustpan is rescued, let alone shutting yourself up for half a month, it will be regarded as shutting down for a month or a year, and saving the little dustpan is worth it!
Thinking of this, Old Mao Wang seemed to see the little dustpan lying on the hospital bed that he saw just now.
When he was looking at the little dustpan in the crack of the door, he didn't know if the little dustpan was asleep, but he was lying on the bed with his eyes closed.
The little nurse didn't let them into the house at all, and Wang Laomao obediently didn't go in. Seeing the appearance of the once lively little dustpan, Wang Laomao, who was considered half a soldier, felt a pain in his heart. Feel.
All the soldiers he had seen have gone, but he only told Little Dustpan that he wanted to recognize Little Dustpan as his godson. Prevent him from still liking the little dustpan.
"Let's just throw it away." Wang Laomao finally sighed, "No matter how you say, the [-]th Army is also the savior of our little dustpan."
As for Old Mao Wang's words, no one answered, but Shang Zhen let out a "cheer", and at the same time the little nurse standing next to them also let out a "cheer".
There was a bit of disdain in the little nurse's "Chi'er", but Shang Zhen's "Chi'er" was amused by Old Mao Wang.
"Old Uncle Wang, save me some face, so we won't go to the [-]th Army to find a place." Shang Zhen said rightly.
(End of this chapter)
"What do you think the sun looks like?" Under the cold setting sun, a slightly hoarse voice asked.
"Like a little devil's plaster flag!" A soldier replied.
"The answer is correct, kill it! One chant (prepare)!" The hoarse voice ordered.
So, under the cold sunset, in the bleakness of Wanmu, four soldiers "put water" towards the sunset.
If there is a scholar who can read and write, he will definitely think that although it is bleak now, it is still a scene after all, just like "the jackdaws on the old trees on the vines, the people on the small bridges and flowing water, the thin horses on the ancient roads and the westerly wind, and the heartbroken people are at the end of the world".
But what is it to pour water on the setting sun that is like a plaster?child?Can you still shoot that plaster?Kuafu chasing the day?Houyi shooting the sun?Pull it off, think too far, this is a crude prank!
If the voice of a four or five-year-old child who is ignorant of the world urinates at the sun and says "I want to shoot down the sun", this is childlike fun.
But if an adult in his [-]s, [-]s, [-]s urinates at the sun and says "I want to shoot down the sun", it's called "heartless!"
It's such a sight to behold!
However, although it is vulgar, normal people should laugh if they see it. It is right to laugh at some mental illness.
However, the two soldiers of the Northwest Army who were looking at the four people with their guns at this time have turned a blind eye to this. There is no other reason. up.
No matter how funny a joke is, it's not funny anymore, so they don't feel it.
And these four people are exactly Wang Laomao, Ma Erhuzi, Qiu Bo, and Qian Chuan'er.
They feel that they are having fun while others see it as a spoof.
It's fine if it's normal, but this scene of a few of them spoofing fell into the eyes of several people not far away.
"It's really embarrassing for us Northeast people!" Someone sighed, and it was Qin Chuan who spoke.
As for Shang Zhen who was with Qin Chuan, although they didn't say a word, they took it very seriously, and even felt a faint feeling of fever on their faces.
And this is already their third feeling.
What is the third sense?When they saw Wang Laomao and the four of them yelling orders to release water into the sun, they were stunned at first, and then it was funny, but even though it was funny, they felt so ashamed!
The reason why they thought so was because it wasn't just them now, but there were also several people from the Northwest Army beside them, with teasing smiles on their faces.
"Close the team!" Wang Laomao shouted again, so the four of them fastened their belts and turned around. At this moment, they saw Shang Zhen who was shy for them not far behind them. .
"I am twenty, you are finally here!" When Old Mao Wang yelled, Qian Chuan'er, Ma Erhuzi, and Qiu Bo all jumped up and ran towards them.
"Pay attention to your identity, why do you still want to escape from prison?" A soldier who was watching them quit.
But at this time, an officer who was with Shang Zhen and the others waved his hand, and the soldier in charge of custody ignored Wang Laomao and the four of them.
Old Mao Wang and the others were finally "rescued". For them who don't have the eyes of God, they were arrested for no reason, and they were also released for no reason!
Half an hour later, Old Mao Wang, who was free, finally saw the little dustpan, although he only glanced through the crack of the door a few times.
They could only watch from the crack of the door, because the two nurses guarding the little dustpan didn't let Wang and the others go in.
They who had just obtained their freedom realized how precious freedom is, so naturally they didn't dare to mess with the nurse.
The little dustpan also looked at it, and everyone was fine. At this time, Old Mao Wang remembered to ask Shang Zhen, "Shang boy, why did you ask them to let us go?"
"I just found the highest official in this village, and said a few nice words to him, and he brought us here to find you." Shang Zhen replied.
"It's that simple?" Old Mao Wang couldn't believe it.
"It's that simple." Shang Zhen replied again.
"Did they say why they detained us?" Wang Laomao continued to ask.
Shang Zhen shook his head: "They didn't tell me and I didn't ask."
"That's right, it's good to be able to have a baby, who cares who his parents are, and how he got out of it." Old Mao Wang couldn't help laughing at himself.
Hearing what Wang Laomao said, Shang Zhen rolled his eyes at him, and the other soldiers put on smiles on their faces, and they still didn't forget to glance to the side.
What Wang Laomao said was nothing more than saying, as long as the result is good, who cares about the process?
But it’s not easy to say good things, you have to explain it in the simplest and most vulgar words that people can understand, uh—well, this can be regarded as the level of Wang Laoma’s theory and practice.
And the reason why Shang Zhen and the others had to glance to the side was because the nurse looking after the little dustpan was standing nearby.
It's just that he was wearing a mask, and although his eyelashes were flickering, he couldn't figure out what his expression was.
"What is the rank of their highest officer?" Old Mao Wang asked again.
"It's a platoon leader." Shang Zhen replied again.
"It's the platoon leader!" Old Mao Wang didn't know what to say, and then he became absent-minded.
This time, in order to save the little dustpan, they were disarmed and detained by the [-]th Army for no reason.
Because of all kinds of fears, but being controlled to death by others, squatting in a small cell every day but not being able to turn against others, that is so boring!
To say that you are bored is a written language, and to say it in Northeast dialect is to be so stupid.
It is said that this man and woman are together, and you will get tired of seeing a Xi Shi at home every day, let alone a few men face each other face to face every day.
That's why they shouted the number to pee during the only time of the day.
Why do they only have two chances to show off every day?At this time, because the soldiers of the Northwest Army looked at them and felt that they were always escorting them out to relieve trouble, so they changed the food supply for them.
That is, dry food can be filled but drinking water is controlled.
The advantage of this is that no matter how much you eat, there is only one time for a large size, and only one time for a small size, hehe.
Although they didn't drink much water, they couldn't hold it back for a long time. Since the first day this rule was implemented, Old Mao Wang never drenched his trouser legs again.hold back!
After being imprisoned for a week, Gu Man was arrested again, and Gu Man was still alive and dead for the next week!
Of course, only now did he know that Gu Man was brought over by the Northwest Army to carry feces and urine to the little dustpan that had already been treated.
And now?Only now did he realize that it was only the platoon leader who detained them, the platoon leader!I was also a platoon leader back then!
But from the beginning to the end, he just made a joke with people like himself, it was just a prank at best.
Forget it, let’s lose face if you lose face, no matter how you say that the little dustpan is rescued, let alone shutting yourself up for half a month, it will be regarded as shutting down for a month or a year, and saving the little dustpan is worth it!
Thinking of this, Old Mao Wang seemed to see the little dustpan lying on the hospital bed that he saw just now.
When he was looking at the little dustpan in the crack of the door, he didn't know if the little dustpan was asleep, but he was lying on the bed with his eyes closed.
The little nurse didn't let them into the house at all, and Wang Laomao obediently didn't go in. Seeing the appearance of the once lively little dustpan, Wang Laomao, who was considered half a soldier, felt a pain in his heart. Feel.
All the soldiers he had seen have gone, but he only told Little Dustpan that he wanted to recognize Little Dustpan as his godson. Prevent him from still liking the little dustpan.
"Let's just throw it away." Wang Laomao finally sighed, "No matter how you say, the [-]th Army is also the savior of our little dustpan."
As for Old Mao Wang's words, no one answered, but Shang Zhen let out a "cheer", and at the same time the little nurse standing next to them also let out a "cheer".
There was a bit of disdain in the little nurse's "Chi'er", but Shang Zhen's "Chi'er" was amused by Old Mao Wang.
"Old Uncle Wang, save me some face, so we won't go to the [-]th Army to find a place." Shang Zhen said rightly.
(End of this chapter)
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