Chapter 63 Playing
After finally waiting until the end of the pleasantries, Chen Ming almost collapsed.He followed closely behind Lin Mu, holding on to his clothes, as obedient as a child who did something wrong.

"I said boss, can you show some party-state soldier's aura? Look at your current appearance, what have you become? Are you not afraid of losing face in front of your brothers?" He said, turning around to look at the spies behind Chen Ming .Suddenly his face darkened, he quickly nodded his chest, and said resolutely, "I'm sorry boss, I made a mistake, now take back what I just said..."

Lin Mu didn't see the expressions on the faces of the other spies, and he didn't need to look any further. After his eyes swept over the soles of their feet, the patterns were already obvious—all of them were splayed feet, and they were ready to slip away at any time.

"I said boss? After all, you have all seen the world, can you save some face for the party and the country? This is a diplomatic occasion?"

"No way, brother... Brother's legs are weak..."

"No... why are you doing this? Does it matter?"

"Brother, you don't know! Brothers and sons are all family members. If this is spread and my wife hears it, I dare to assure you, the rest of my life will be miserable..."

Mom, it turned out to be a group of soft bones afraid of guilt?Shaking his head, Lin Mu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Even if Mrs. Sister-in-law is strict, she's not here now, is she? Huh? Are you still afraid that she will plant a spy among the brothers?"

"Peerless smart, brother!" Thumbs up, Chen Ming admired him deeply, "How do you know that my family has eyeliner? Let me tell you, my brother has been in Shenyang these years, and he does two things every day. : Guard against evil little Japan, find out the eyeliner of my family who is hidden inside!"

I was speechless.If there are no international friends around, Mr. Qi really wants to cry a lot.No wonder after the outbreak of the Anti-Japanese War, the military command has been unable to open up the situation in Shenyang. Look at the bunch of useless people in front of you, isn't it clear at a glance?

"Brother! Sister-in-law also works in our business?" Lin Mu asked intentionally.

"That's right, those who came out of the Qingpu class are more qualified than me."

"The task given to her by Shangfeng is not to always stare at you every day, right?"

"Of course, staring at me is a side job, that is, to practice hands for nothing." Speaking of this, Chen Ming seemed to have more confidence.He straightened his back and explained impassionedly: "Do you know? This is the love between husband and wife. It was repaired by a boat for 1000 years. Why else would people stare at you? Hey! Like you two bachelors who don't ask for wives, It’s useless to say it! I don’t understand it!”

Do men do that?Young Master Qi thought angrily.

Even though the other side had all replaced with female soldiers, the prostitutes they invited were particularly conspicuous.

"Boss, I'm afraid it's inappropriate to send them back now..." A secret agent reminded Chen Ming, "We haven't settled the money for them yet. If there is trouble, I'm afraid... I'm afraid..."

"Damn it, why didn't you say it sooner!" Chen Ming felt his blood pressure go up, and scolded, "You owe even a bitch, but you still call yourself a man?"

The little spy hurriedly lowered his head and shut up.

Fortunately, Lin Mu had a bright mind. He lowered his head and thought for a while, then explained to the Soviet female soldiers that those prostitutes were the "song and dance troupe" he had invited to perform a sympathy performance for the hard-working Soviet Red Army.Therefore, what should have been an organized and premeditated robbery plan turned into a "mass party" in the end.

"I'll tell you!" Calling the prostitutes aside quietly, Chen Ming had no choice but to coax and intimidate them to "mobilize before the war". Friendship party, party, you represent the country? Right? Like that... oh! Xiao Cuihong, hey hey! Let’s just talk about you! What do you always watch other people do?” She aimed at the man's face and turned it over. Chen Ming sighed and persuaded earnestly: "You have to pay attention to what the officer tells you, don't you? If you're disobedient in your business, how can you do it? Can it have business? Remember that?" , you used to hum 'one touch, two touch' and so on, don't sing tonight. There is also something like 'Songhua River is a nest of beauties, you are much more beautiful than that other people', don't sing this anymore, Pay more attention to image, pay more attention to self-cultivation. Ah! Self-cultivation!"

"Sir, then I can't sing anymore." Pouting her lips, Xiao Cuihong became angry, and said, "Didn't you agree to invite us to accompany you? Why is it getting more and more complicated? If you want to listen to elegance, then go find a college student." gone."

Chen Ming was suffering in his heart and couldn't express it, and he felt uncomfortable if he didn't talk about it.

"Should you know how to play bouncing and bouncing?" Mr. Qi hurriedly interjected to save Chen Ming, and said, "Skip those dirty parts, as long as the lower body is not involved, the scale is up to you."

"Oh! Then this one is okay." Cui Hong looked at the white silver dollars, and didn't insist anymore.

"Yao Ming!" Wiping the sweat off his head, Chen Ming slowly let go of his tight heart, and sighed, "Oh! Why is it so difficult to make some money these days?"

Now that it has become a "party", there must be an atmosphere of a party.It may be difficult for prostitutes to perform group dances, because they are used to working alone.But if you don't do anything, that's not the solution, you can't let everyone sit together and face each other, right?

"Let the old man dance first, and I'll arrange it." At the critical moment, Lin Mu still displayed his superior organizational skills. He called the spies together and asked without thinking, "Who can sing Luozi?"

"Shua!" A spy raised his hand.

"Which discount?"

"Peach Blossom with Human Face!"

"Okay! Hurry up and find a girl to practice, you won't be able to deduct your wages if you don't perform well!" Before the spy could refute, he asked again: "Those who can sing Chinese opera raise their hands!"

The agents stared wide-eyed.

"Don't look left and right! If you want to get out of here alive, just tell me the truth!"

"Shua!" Another person raised his hand.

"Which line are you good at? Tsing Yi, Hua Dan or Lao Sheng?"

"Two-person turn!"

"Okay, hurry up and get ready!"

According to the last statistics, the temporarily formed "performing troupe" finally put together a play.Not to mention whether it is professional or not, as long as you can have fun.

The stage props are gone, but fortunately there is still wine, and shochu is the best offensive weapon.A few [-] spies who knew nothing, had no choice but to obediently go to accompany the drink.Xu Zhongyi's instruction to them was: No matter how big you are, as long as you still have breath, then pour it down for me!

The party was on time at midnight.First, the "big sister" came out to dance, and with the sound of the accordion, several beautiful Russian girls danced with headscarves.This kind of dance is really rare in China. A group of secret agents, big and small, have never seen this before, and they were stunned and restless immediately.

"Old Maozi is so crazy," the stick sucked his fingers vigorously, and said in admiration, "If you marry him and go home... I am so good!"

Because of his poor family, Bangchui couldn't afford candy, so he liked to lick his fingers in his mouth when he was young.As a result, if he didn't pay attention, he became a problem, and he couldn't get rid of it when he grew up. Even his son was a problem with him.

Stick can't afford candy, so he has a special fondness for candy.Others applaud while watching the show, but what about him?Applause is just a cover, the purpose is to divert other people's attention, and take the opportunity to put candies in his arms, and put in as hard as he can, as much as he can.

"Bandhammer! You're an idiot, can't you be a little deep?" Glaring at him fiercely, Chen Ming carefully looked left and right, and cursed in a low voice: "You have completely lost the face of Dangguo!" Kung fu talked nonsense with him, dragged him to the dark place, and after solving his "armed force", Chen Ming used his hands up and down to touch him.

"Hey hey! Sir, sir! Your subordinates have accumulated virtues! Accumulated virtues!"

"You bastard! You didn't even let go of your trousers?" Stirring with the crotch of the trousers that reached into the mallet, a large handful of high-end candies came out.

"Shame on you! Shame on you!" Chen Ming tapped the nose of the mallet, and he almost vomited blood with hatred, "Do you still look like a party member? Huh? You've memorized the party training in the dog's stomach? Okay! If you are not kind, then I will It’s not righteous, I’ll copy the late Prime Minister’s legacy for me a hundred times when I go back!”

"what?"

"Ah what? If you don't finish writing, you don't plan to get a dime!"

"Yes……"

With the active atmosphere, the initial estrangement gradually lifted.Some secret agents began to persuade them to drink frequently, and large bowls of liquor were "passionately" delivered to the hands of Soviet female soldiers

"Master Halla!" Apart from this sentence, the spies would not say anything else.But the other party seems to be quite interesting, clinking glasses while enjoying the Chinese program with great interest.

(End of this chapter)

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