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Chapter 27 Who is the Captain
"...It's nothing to say, everyone is here to compete! Whoever stands at the end will be the captain!" Magnet rolled up his arms and sleeves as he spoke.

Ding Dasuan said disdainfully: "According to what you said, if you put the regiment commander down, you can still be the regiment commander? It has always been the senior military commander who has the final say. Lao Tzu, who was 23 years old in the Republic of China, you guys Who can compare?"

"Magnet, Abacus, come here." Shi Lei greeted the two of them.

Li Daben and his three came over, Shi Lei stood in front of Li Daben's abacus and Magnet and said: "Let's stop arguing, who will be the captain, God has the final say! Draw lots!"

Abacus and Magnet asked in unison: "How to catch?"

Shi Lei stretched out his left hand, holding four reed poles in his hand, and said: "Look clearly, whoever holds the longest one is the captain! The second longest one is the vice-captain!"

"Okay!" Li Daben was the first to agree.

The four reed poles swayed in front of the three of them, Shi Lei continued: "One for each person, let's get away with it! I don't want to go back on my word! I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, so don't rely on it!"

"Success!" Abacus and Magnet agreed.

"Okay, who's going first?"

Shi Lei spoke.

"I come!"

Li Daben took one and squatted down, holding his right hand in his arms.

The magnet looked at it, and one of the grass poles in Shi Lei's hand was longer than the other two, thinking that this one must be the longest.He was afraid that Ding Dasuan would take it away, so he quickly yelled "I'll come first", took away the longest stick, held it in his hand, and looked at the other two proudly.

Ding Dasuan knew that Shi Lei was capable, but he was also scheming, he might be holding back some tricks this time, so he must not be fooled.

Shi Lei's expression remained the same, but he knew from Li Da's complacent expression that the one pulled by the magnet must not be the longest.He carefully looked at the two remaining sticks in Shi Lei's hand, one was long and the other was short.

Abacus smiled and Shi Lei said: "Brother Shi Lei, you guys are more educated than Li, but you still have real skills. If you are a magnet, you must take the one with the longest bar, right? The longer the bar, the shorter it is." , so I'll take the one that shows the shortest."

Abacus held the shortest one with his hand, observing Shi Lei's expression over and over again.

Shi Lei looked nonchalant.

Li Daben was urging: "You bastard's abacus is in ink, hurry up, the trafficman is still waiting."

"Hey, I don't want this one, I want this one that's not too long or short!" Ding Dasuan suddenly changed hands, but he couldn't get it out after a swipe, and he slammed again, and the one he pulled out was longer than the magnet. A lot, Ding Dasuan smiled smugly.

"I'm the captain!"

Looking at the abacus, Li Daben stood up and sighed, "Hey, it's a deal, don't let it go!"

Ding Da's calculation suddenly felt bad, and he saw that the one in Li Daben's hand was longer than the one in his hand!
"Okay, it's my turn."

Shi Lei stood up slowly as he spoke, and started to smoke the last one.

With this pumping, Su Tieshi and Ding Dasuan were dumbfounded, it was a long time, it seemed that they couldn't finish it no matter how much they smoked.

"Don't call me captain from now on, call me shengfen, just call me Shi Lei!"

After finishing speaking, Shi Lei led Li Daben into the room arrogantly, Magnet and Ding Dasuan followed behind, with dejected faces.

The traffic officer hurriedly asked: "Is it fixed?"

Li Daben glanced at Shi Lei, saw that Shi Lei nodded, pointed at Shi Lei and pointed at himself, grinned and said: "It's not sure, it's still the same!
Magnet said with a reluctant face, "Brother Shi Lei is the captain, and he is the vice-captain."

Shi Lei and Li Dabenshi's cooperation of the civil and the martial arts is decent, although the two of them already know that Shi Lei has plotted against them, but they don't have Shi Lei's brains, nor Li Dabenshi's ghost ideas, so Ding Big Abacus and Magnet also resigned to their fate, the captain is theirs or theirs.

The matter of choosing the captain is over. Now that they are all in the army, they will get some benefits. Although there is no supply, you should give the military salary.

Li Daben took the hand of the traffic officer and said: "Hey, comrade traffic officer, we have done the job of scratching the belly button, but this alone is definitely not enough. If you want to recruit troops, you have to give them to us." Pay the food!"

The traffic officer grinned bitterly, and was about to speak, but was stopped by Shi Lei with a wave of his hand: "It doesn't matter if you can't get it out now, we also understand the difficulties above, and we will keep an account!"

Saying yes, he yelled at the abacus that drew the bag of pots: "Abacus, find a ledger, and start counting from today!"

Ding Dasuan tried his best to goug him with his eyes, but he still took out the abacus beads from his bosom and pulled them up.

Li Da was able to use his official accent, and turned around to ask: "Isn't it true? We now go to the village every day to borrow grain from IOUs, and it seems that we can't get rid of it!"

The traffic officer hesitated, took off his shoes, and took out a stack of border tickets.

Before Shi Lei picked it up, Li Daben frowned: "How can this be possible! Aren't we still on the devil's belly button? Border area tickets are not valid."

The traffic officer reluctantly took off the other shoe, took out some military tickets, and said, "That's all there is left."

Shi Lei took the money, glanced at the traffic officer and said, "I'll send it when I have more! Too much is not too much, and too little is not too little."

The traffic officer looked reluctant.

Shi Lei gave the money ticket to Ding Da's abacus, and said to everyone: "You all pack up, you just killed three devils during the day, this place is definitely not safe. Take out all the weapons and ammunition, and move them out at night." Go to the mountains and stay in the cave where the guns are hidden."

"I will go to the county town with Benji, and tonight, we will make everyone get dirty!"

When everyone got up, Shi Lei suddenly grabbed the traffic officer and said, "There is one more thing, I must ask the higher-ups to agree to it."

The traffic officer was taken aback: "You said you..."

"You just send a word."

"Say."

Shi Lei leaned into his ear and whispered: "We don't have weapons and ammunition, we can capture them by ourselves, and we can expand the number of soldiers we lack, but the higher-ups don't care about how many people we recruit."

The traffic officer looked at Shi Lei with a surprised face, because he was a little confused by what Shi Lei asked him to pass on, "Why, you don't have enough strength for a company? Are you going to build a battalion to pay for a regiment?"

"I asked you to send a message, not to ask you a question."

The traffic officer scratched his head and nodded awkwardly, "I've made a note."

"and also."

The traffic officer got a little impatient, "What else?"

Shi Lei continued: "Give me the book Three Kingdoms that Captain Zhang has in hand!"

The traffic officer was stunned for a moment. He didn't have any impression of Shi Lei, so he asked in surprise, "How do you know?"

"Don't worry about it." Shi Lei just remembered this episode in the play, he wanted it for Li Dashi.

"That's it?"

Seeing Shi Lei nod his head, the traffic officer straightened his clothes and muttered, "It's alright, it's alright, this mother-in-law has nothing to do."

After the trafficman was sent away, everyone began to rush to move things outside.

(End of this chapter)