I received my adopted son in the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 1 The old man is very reasonable

"Get out, get out of here!"

Taiwei Mansion,
A fat man suddenly let out an angry roar, shaking the roof tiles.After shouting, he still couldn't let go of his hatred, and he picked up his sword and hurriedly chased the general wearing luxurious cicada clothes, angrily said: "No, you stop for me, I will chop you up!"

That tonnage made the paulownia boards in the hall creak, like a slight earthquake.

"Brother, calm down, calm down, we are brothers of the same mother, what can we say... Brother, you are serious, please forgive me!"

The fleeing general looked flustered and begged for mercy as he ran.

Unexpectedly, the fat man who was chasing him slashed at him with a sword, and he was so frightened that his soul died. He didn't dare to talk nonsense, and hurriedly used all his strength to escape.

So much so that I didn't notice the threshold, and fell straight into the shit.

Subconsciously wanted to cry out the pain, but when he turned his head and saw the fat man chasing him aggressively, his face panicked again, and he started to run around again, in a panic.

It wasn't until he saw that the fat man couldn't catch up because of his heavy body, he didn't forget to salute in a panic: "Brother, calm down, me, can I come back tomorrow?"

"Are you provoking me?"

The fat man who was panting and holding the door saw this, and came up again in a fit of anger.

But after chasing and failing to catch up, he saw the long sword in his hand in a hurry, and threw it at the general: "If you dare to mention that again tomorrow, I will definitely chop you up!"

Although he can't run, he has great strength.

After the long sword was released from his hand, it screamed swiftly in the air, and pierced obliquely into the stone bricks on the ground with a clang, less than a foot away from the general's shoe.

The general instantly felt that the lower part of his clothes seemed to be a little wet, and after realizing it, he ran away in embarrassment.

The guards wearing helmets and armor on both sides of the gate looked no better than the general just now, they were pale and pale.All of them lowered their heads, not daring to look at the angry fat man at the gate.

But the fat man gasped for breath, and asked harshly, "Did you see what happened just now?"

The guard trembled in fright, knelt down on the ground, and said tremblingly: "This subordinate didn't see it, this subordinate didn't see anything, Taiwei, please forgive me!"

The fat man was puzzled at the time: I mean, everyone saw me throwing the sword, so why don't you have a little sense and quickly pick it up?

"You are not blind, just look at it, what's the big deal?" He couldn't help but muttered again.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, the bodyguards trembled like chaff, they all hurriedly knelt down and shouted in unison: "Taiwei, spare your life!"

"I, I, old man... oh!" Fatty didn't know what to say when he saw this, he just confessed frankly depressed: "Go get the old man's sword."

"Here!" Hearing this, the guards breathed a sigh of relief.

One of them ran to the square and pulled out his sword twice, and then walked respectfully.But when he put his hands up, his face suddenly changed again: This is a guy who can kill!
Our Taiwei Dong fought and galloped in Liangzhou, with a fierce reputation, and countless dead souls under his command.There are also many rebellious Qianghu tribes who were razed to the ground by his order...

I didn't understand the meaning of the Taiwei just now, will he do it in a fit of anger...

Thinking of this, his hands trembled unknowingly, great fear seized his body, and the roots of his teeth chattered... In just a short moment, it seemed that a thousand years had passed.

The fat man took the sharp sword casually, but stared at the guards with puzzled eyes, and asked, "You all seem...to be afraid of this old man?"

"No, I'm not afraid..." The guards raised their heads one after another, showing smiles uglier than crying.But then, they all changed their words: "No, we are afraid, of course we are afraid..."

Fatty was not happy at that time, waved his hands and explained earnestly: "You don't have to be like this, just now the old man fought with his younger brother, there is a reason for it. When there is nothing wrong, the old man is very reasonable."

After finishing speaking, he tried his best to squeeze out a smile that he thought was very friendly.

But when the guards saw this, they were really on the verge of tears. They couldn't even say a word of compliment, and all their eyes showed only one desire: "Taiwei, please stop talking, let's go, don't scare us anymore." OK? ...

Seeing this, the fat man sighed melancholy again, and walked back to the inner hall.

The back view looks a little lonely.

On the way, I heard the guards behind me sigh in relief.

This... is even more lonely.

"God, what crime did I do, you want to play with me like this?..." Sitting on the wide and strong yellow rosewood beard bed, the fat man wanted to cry without tears: "It's just playing the Three Kingdoms game and choosing a Dong Zhuo faction. If you want to change your life against the sky in the virtual world, why did you time travel?"

"Just wear it, why did you become this unlucky Dong Zhuo!"

"It doesn't matter if you choose Dong Zhuo in the game, but you can become Dong Zhuo through time..." As he said, he got up and walked to a tall but blurry bronze mirror, his expression becoming more and more depressed.

In the bronze mirror is a large horizontal face, with thick and short eyebrows, as if hanging upside down.The nose is not small, but the root of the nose is slightly collapsed, not handsome at all.The mouth is wide and wide, half of which has nothing to do with beauty.

The only thing that can be justified is that a pair of eyes are a bit slender, and there is a rough and fierce power and evil spirit between opening and closing, which makes people dare not look at them.

"I don't want to scare people. His eyes are murderous and useless! The most important thing is, is his ugliness only because of his facial features? What's more important is his figure!"

Squeezing the fat around his waist, Dong Zhuo was speechless and choked: This hulking body is estimated to weigh four to five hundred catties, which is more than three times that of an ordinary person!
This figure is undoubtedly very suitable for horseback riding and hacking, and it has the strength to hold a hammer and wield a spear.The accumulation of energy and the thickness of fat can also be stored to resist hunger when the food and grass in the rear are in short supply.

When the weather is cold, there will be a better chance to keep warm and survive... What's more, the enemy's guy can also give the internal organs a buffer, which can serve multiple purposes.

However, but, to say a thousand words and ten thousand... As a modern person, how could he accept such a bloated figure?

The chances of diseases such as hyperlipidemia, high blood pressure, and arteriosclerosis will increase sharply, and you will be out of breath after taking two extra steps, just like carrying a mountain on your back.

Moreover, for every inch thick in the belly, isn't there an inch short under the belly?
The most depressing, and also the most unbearable, is Dong Taiwei's age this year... 51!

He was only in his early thirties before the crossing. Although he didn't do well, he was in the prime of life and everything still had hope. This time, 20 years have disappeared...

孽 孽!
"Oh, what are you worrying about? According to historical records, three years later, Dong Zhuo will be stabbed with a halberd by the famous 'godfather killer' Lu Bu!"

"Then it's over, it's a complete relief... What a fart!"

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but turn my depression into resentment, and looked at the corridor leading to the front hall with hatred: "After Dong Zhuo entered Beijing, he seemed to be powerful and overshadowed the sky with one hand, but in fact he was troubled by internal and external troubles, and there were many dangers!"

"However, that idiot who doesn't live up to expectations even proposed the lousy idea of ​​letting his soldiers plunder Luoyang. It's like buying me a luxury express one-way ticket to the underworld!"

He was a proletarian himself in his previous life, and he put himself in the shoes of the murderous soldiers who broke into the house without doing anything at home. His wife and daughter were raped, his only food and money were looted, and even the house was destroyed. will be set on fire...

Can the anger not come up?
"What the hell, he still feels aggrieved, do you know that with this order, the people all over Luoyang can't even complain about their grievances!... If something with a human face and a beast's heart dares to come back tomorrow, you have to show him something! "

"Ding, it was detected that the host has a heart of benevolence and compassion for the people, and Dong Zhuo's exclusive auxiliary system at the end of the Han Dynasty was activated!" Just as Dong Zhuo was filled with righteous indignation, an ethereal reminder sounded in his head.

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