I received my adopted son in the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 104 Lieutenant, please hold back and play...

"Taiwei, the next program is "Liu Papi grabs Xier" written by you yourself. The subordinates have been carefully rehearsing it. I beg the Taiwei to have a look."

Seeing that Old Dong was not very interested in the singing and dancing on stage, Handan Chun's heart gradually sank to the bottom of the valley: "It shouldn't be, I can't help but feel bloody when I see it, why didn't the Taiwei react at all?"
It's a pity that Lao Dong has watched too much, and feels that it is really meaningless.It's better to take a bath here, and then become the emperor of the bath, and come to a dragon.

Hearing this sentence, I became a little bit interested: "A sketch?... Well, it's good, but it's not interesting to act here, let's change the place."

"Taiwei is leaving now?" Empress Dowager He was anxious at the time: How long has it been since I fell asleep, and then I want to leave after talking about it?
Scumbags don't wear such things...

The most important thing is that the Zhangtai matter has just been discussed halfway.Although I didn't quite understand it just now, but after thinking about it carefully, I feel that this thing might really work!
"The Queen Mother will come with you."

Old Dong didn't care, he got up and said to Handan Chun: "Go, go to the Xiyuan barracks to give the old man's children a show of condolences, and a vivid mission education along the way."

"Barracks?..."

Handan Chun was a little panicked for a moment: there are all men there, and he took the late emperor's woman to that place... Taiwei, we can't offer condolences like that!
Xu Rong who suddenly received the news was also at a loss, and expressed strong opposition: "Taiwei, female sex is disturbing people's hearts!... The last general has just announced the new military discipline, and the soldiers are sincerely happy, why are you so wavering again?" Military spirit?"

"Don't worry, not only will the morale of the army not be shaken, but it will also be stabilized." After arriving at the barracks, Old Dong glanced at Xu Rong's stage and said, "The stage is pretty good, it's spacious enough!"

"Don't be dazed, hurry up and call the soldiers, the old man promises that after this visit, the morale of your barracks will be boosted!"

When Handan Chun heard the words, he couldn't help but slander: It doesn't boost morale... It's just that this kind of method is too unconscionable, and it takes too much time for our big man's girl!
The soldiers were quickly summoned, and according to Lao Dong's requirements, they were all good soldiers with strict military discipline and hard training.After the eunuch briefly set up the background at Dianjiangtai, it looked a little better.

"Everyone!" Old Dong stood up in the auditorium, and immediately said loudly: "The military camp is miserable, and you still abide by your military duties and practice hard. You are really good friends of this old man."

"Today I specially brought a sympathy performance. I wrote it myself. If I think it is good, I will applaud and encourage it. If I think it is not good, I will give more opinions!"

The voice fell, and there was silence.

The soldiers looked at each other in blank dismay, wondering what the well-fed captain was going to do today to pull himself out to suffer from the cold.

Seeing that Lao Dong's face was getting darker, Xu Rong had no choice but to add: "Understanding applause!"

Then there was a wave of applause, and there was a little atmosphere.

There was also a smile on Old Dong's face, and he waved his big hand at Handan Chun: "Let's begin!"

When the cloud board sounded, a monkey-cheeked guy with a sharp mouth came out on the stage. He was wearing a silk suit and had a mouse whisker twirling under his chin.

After taking the stage, he used the way of singing to introduce the situation, saying that he is a strong man in Luoyang, and he married the county captain because of his sister's beauty, and he is domineering in the county.

When it came to thinking that the old man in his family was lazy, he thought of a brilliant idea.

Old Dong looked at the soldiers behind him, and found that some were still confused, some seemed to have understood, and some were already full of interest.

The same is that they all watched the performance on the stage intently, waiting for the next plot.

After all, the lines are written in a simple way, and you can understand them without reading the book.In addition, during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there were social operas. Although the forms were different, the soldiers could probably understand what the people on the stage were doing.

"Cackling roots!..." A loud rooster sounded from the stage, and the actor was actually good at ventriloquism, vividly.

Then Yang Bailao appeared on the stage, still using the way of singing to introduce his identity as a poor and slave, and then he pretended that he didn't get enough sleep and struggled to get up, and began to play against Liu Papi.

Old Dong didn't remember the whole story of "The Chicken Crowing at Midnight", so he simply combined it with "The White-haired Girl" into one script.

In the beginning, Liu Papi learns how to crow in the middle of the night to squeeze Yang Bailao, and then tries to bully Yang Bailao's daughter.Finally, the heroic and righteous Han army found Xi'er hiding in the deep mountains.

After reporting the matter to the current Taiwei, the Taiwei sent an army to rescue Yang Bailao and Xi'er, and punished the tyrannical bully Liu Papi.

He thinks the script is good.

Unexpectedly, when Yang Bailao was bullied by Liu Papi on stage, the soldiers below did not react, and some even couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "How dare the servants complain to the master?"

"Why did Liu Papi learn how to crow in the middle of the night? The master asked the slaves to work, didn't they just whip them?"

"The master just wants donkeys, cows, these big animals to rest. Is this wrong? Animals are so precious, they are much more valuable than people..."

Hearing these discussions, Lao Dong instantly felt: It's over, it's a mess! ...

The life of enslaved children in the Han Dynasty was worse than that of Yang Bailao in the play, and it did not resonate with the soldiers at all, let alone the idea of ​​fighting against the enemy.

When he was in a depressed mood, suddenly the audience exclaimed, and the soldiers burst into anger one by one, and their emotions were instantly aroused.

"Damn tyrannical bully!"

"It's just shameless!"

"Mother and maidservant, this Liu Bapi deserves to be killed!"

Taking a closer look, I found that the actor who played Xi'er on the stage came out.

Although the little girl's appearance is not as good as Cai Yan, Roseanne, Technician No. [-], and Ren Hongchang, she is still the top pick among thousands of girls.Even though the cloth hairpin in the jing skirt and only light makeup, but in the barracks of the sow Ye Sai Diaochan, a pitiful performance made the soldiers' blood surge at that time.

Old Dong couldn't help looking at Empress Dowager He who was dressed in disguise, and said in a low voice, "Well, what I said is right...beauty is sometimes a weapon."

Empress Dowager He also came to her senses, looking at the reactions of the soldiers around her, she understood what Old Dong meant: "If so, as long as the Ai family in Zhangtai can run properly, it might be possible to sell your art and not your body!"

As soon as the words fell, Dian Wei suddenly spoke in anger, and at the same time took out a flying halberd: "The thief is safe!"

A 'clang' sound!
A star of sparks splashed out from the sharp metal blade in the air. If you look carefully, you can see a crossbow bolt flying from the flying halberd.

Roaring like a tiger, Dian Wei immediately jumped into the army formation, grabbed a soldier holding a crossbow, raised one hand and asked, "Who ordered you to assassinate the Taiwei?"

The incident was too sudden, everything happened in a blink of an eye. Old Dong reacted and saw clearly that the soldier was actually his own bodyguard.

Xu Rong on the side also ordered to be alert, and the atmosphere in the field was a little commotion.

"I don't want to kill the Taiwei, but I want to kill that murderous Liu Papi!" The guard also shouted loudly, even wanting to shoot another arrow.

The old Dong who reacted couldn't help but smile bitterly. He wanted to slap the guard, but he raised his hand and couldn't help but put it down. He could only shout angrily: "That's just acting, it's not real!"

"Why isn't it true? My subordinates have experienced this before. Sister was snatched away by that tyrannical lady, and finally beaten to death by the tyrannical wife!"

"I, old man!..."

Dong Zhuo took two deep breaths, still unable to regain his composure, and still shouted: "The purpose of finding someone to act in this scene is to tell you, as soldiers, that the people will be hanged and punished, and the people will be freed!"

"Only by fighting bloody battles with this old man and eradicating the poisonous insects and bullies that harm people in the world, can the common people live a good life!" As he spoke, he strode towards the general's platform, and said loudly to the soldiers below: "Do you understand!"

"Huh la la la..." In an instant, the audience applauded thunderously.

These words touched the hearts of the soldiers, and the soldiers who had never thought about it immediately understood what they said, and clapped their hands excitedly.

Seeing this, Xu Rong was also inexplicably surprised. He didn't expect the performance to have such an effect. Immediately, he threw his spear on the ground and shouted loudly: "I swear to follow the Taiwei to the death, hang the people and punish them, and hang them upside down!"

"Swear to follow the Taiwei to the death, hang the people and punish them, and relieve the people from hanging!" The soldiers responded immediately, hitting the shield with their knives, and using Gordon's land, high-spirited and angry!

The old Dong on the stage suddenly trembled: There will be a plot of Liu Papi forcing Xi'er to be his concubine later on. How many more substituting characters are needed, and Liu Papi will not be chopped into meat?
"Put away your weapons!"

He immediately ordered and repeated again: "Listen clearly, the thing may be true, but the performance is fake! Liu Papi is an actor hired by the old man, don't confuse the performance with reality!"

Seeing that the situation was under control after speaking, Xu Rong also sent someone to collect the weapons, and said to the actor: "Okay, I'm lying on my stomach, continue to act..."

"Taiwei, please spare the villain, the villain really doesn't have the guts..."

"If you want to act, act, you don't want to live anymore, do you?"

"Taiwei, the villain really dare not. In the past, acting in social dramas was just for money, but here you are terrible..."

"Trash, get the hell out of here!"

Old Dong was furious. He looked around and there was no backup actor. He rolled his eyes and said, "Now, the old man is Liu Papi. You all watch the show seriously."

"Who dares to shoot this old man, be careful that Awei will tear your legs!"

Immediately, his expression changed, and he stared at Xi'er with lustful and salivating eyes, and said carelessly: "Xi'er, as long as you follow the old man, you will eat oil and wear silk in the future, and I will make you happy every night... Jie Jie Jie .”

Xi'er didn't know if she was really frightened, or because she was superb in acting, and her face paled immediately: "Ah, don't come here, don't come here!..."

"Oh, I'm still shy. Come on, this old man loves you..."

"No, help..."

"Jie Jie Jie, you scream and struggle, the more you call this old man, the more excited you become, come on, little beauty..."

Dian Wei was startled in an instant, and hurriedly ordered the guard beside him: "Hurry up, get ready, the Taiwei's mother's acting is... no, this is his true nature, right?"

Handan Chun in the backstage looked at it, and his face was burning with anxiety. He couldn't help reminding: "Taiwei, please keep your acting skills, Liu Papi is in the script...it's not so bad."

Then, thousands of soldiers in the audience hardened.

Yes, fist hard!
(End of this chapter)