I received my adopted son in the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 248 Are You Ripe?

A month later, Old Dong was wearing coarse linen with a towel on his shoulders.Holding a whip, he was playing with cow buttocks on the barren field.

"It's been a long time since I was a Taiwei, and it turned out to be so unpretentious and boring."

After solving the crisis of Eryuan and the Guandong scholars, Old Dong found that he seemed to have changed a little, and became a little...perverted: in half a month, things gradually got on the right track, and the time for the morning meeting was relatively short.

So he has a lot of time for entertainment, and he can do whatever he wants.

But after only ten days, everything became boring: as soon as I went to Jiaosifang, those good girls would give me a glance.Not only did they not have to bother to hook up, but they seemed to want to rush over on their own initiative.

Empress Dowager He also seemed to have sensed a hint of crisis, and every time she wanted to squeeze herself dry, she wished she could always be in the state of a sage.

And the effect is very significant.

Afterwards, Old Dong really reduced the number of times he went to Jiaosifang.It's just that by the way, the number of times to find Queen Mother He is also less...

Unable to stay idle, he began to torment Sun Ce again.

As a result, the child's ability to withstand stress was a bit weak, and after Zhang Liao beat him up again, he began to feel a little depressed.

In fact, if you think about it, this situation is also normal: after all, before he came, he felt that he was the boss, the second child, and his father the third child, and the rest was himself.

Unexpectedly, two force challenges, one Tai Shici and one Zhang Liao, made him, who was not careless at all, beaten until he didn't know what happened.

As for the two who made the move, it is said that they are not the strongest in the force arrangement of the old Dong's camp.

In addition to Lu Bu and Dian Wei, the two well-recognized strong men, there are also Huang Zhong who is up and coming, Yan Liang who became famous in Hebei, Hua Xiong who is Xiliang fierce general, and Zhang Xiu, the king of spears in the North...

After discovering that military force could not stand out in the old Dong camp, Sun Ce also tried to transform, and his thinking was quite right: I am a descendant of Sun Wu, and I have read a lot of military tactics, so I can always stand out, right?
As a result, after debating with old comrades such as Zhu Jun, Lu Zhi, Xun You, and Xu Rong in the Martial Arts Hall, he soon began to study with peace of mind.

"Tch... useless guy, he only persisted for half a month." Thinking of this, Old Dong sighed, "That rebellious young man died so soon."

The rest occasionally went to Biguiyuan to watch the show with the oil bottle Liu Bian, and took the emperor of the Han Dynasty to take a shower... The relationship between father and son progressed by leaps and bounds, but soon felt dull.

"I can't figure out why those people in later generations love to watch concerts so much. Dahan's most popular girl group, my husband and sister think there is something good about it..."

Even so, under the arrangement of Wei Zi, the women's celestial group created a lot of hype, and even started a solo mode in which the oirans compete for beauty, driving Luoyang students and wealthy businessmen to spend a lot of money, and they all competed to be the top brother.

But when Old Dong saw them, he was respectful and respectful.

They also pulled out all the stops to try to get their own strong bodies, and they were more active and eager to please the big brother.The dream was shattered in an instant, and Lao Dong felt that there was nothing new and mysterious at that time.

There was nothing to worry about internally, so he set his sights on places other than Sizhou.

With the prosperity of the paper industry, the expansion of the new model of Zhangtai in Luoyang, and the sky-high price hype of glass, Weiz quietly buried cloth and embroidered clothes to make strongholds on the sites of various forces, and then passed them on quickly through the gradually sound post stations, spreading the four directions. The news reached Old Dong's ears.

At first, Old Dong was very excited, but after seeing the news analyzed and refined by Li Ru, he lost his defense in an instant: Yuan Shao discussed with Han Fu to make Liu Yu, the governor of Youzhou, the emperor to fight against the Luoyang court.

Why Zhang Lu relied on his mother's "slight tolerance" and "accompanied by ghosts" to go to and from Yizhou Mu Liu Yan's house, which made Zhang Lu start to gain Liu Yan's trust.

What else is there that Liu Biao, with the help of the Kuai brothers and Cai Mao, set up a Hongmen Banquet to lure and kill 55 sect thieves, and captured their tribes together.They also sent Kuai Yue and Pang Ji to say that Zhang Hu, who had descended to Jiangxia, and Chen Sheng, who was in Xiangyang, had taken control of the seven counties of Jingzhou except Nanyang County in one fell swoop, and sent troops to Xiangyang and so on.

Firstly, Old Dong didn't need an embroiderer to report this news, and secondly, it had nothing to do with his current money.It would be better to know that Cao Cao, the dutiful son in exile, went to Yuan Shao for some value.

"But it can't be said that way. After all, this time the embroidered garments are steady and steady, and the tentacles are gradually extending."

Another whip was whipped on the cow's buttocks. Old Dong turned over the ground and said to himself, "At least this time, Wang Yue sent back the news that he and Yunmei had a very calm and smooth relationship."

"With the backing of the Embroidered Clothes Envoy stronghold, he and Yunmei rode the fast horse Hongchen in Changshan as companions, and assassinated the leader of Xianbei gracefully."

"It is estimated that after using a few more skills of 'swimming with arms', 'sleeping with feet', and 'talking about life and ideals', it is time to abduct Yunmei back."

Dian Wei, who was following at the side, couldn't help but frowned when he heard the words: "My lord, didn't you say that you are tired of women recently? What is the charm of Yunmei that makes you so fond of it?"

"Don't you forget about it, old man?"

"Hmm..." Dian Wei nodded, and said, "During the vigil last night, I heard the lord say 'Mei Yun' 96 times in his dreams, more than Miss Cai."

"Oh..." Old Dong nodded and said with emotion, "Unexpectedly, my favorite is Yunmei."

"No." Unexpectedly, Dian Wei shook his head again, and said, "My lord's favorite should be 'Yu'er', and I repeated it 130 times twice last night, wondering why she didn't come."

Old Dong's face turned red, and he argued: "The old man is more fraternal, you won't deny that, will you?"

"I don't deny it, I don't deny it at all." Now Dian Wei nodded seriously, and said, "Last night you were talking about dragons and phoenixes in a daze, so they must be twins, right?"

When Dian Wei was neutral, the scenes of 'one dragon and two phoenixes' and 'a big quilt sleeping together' emerged, and the eyes of the old Dong also became complicated: "Speaking of it, the lord can play..."

Now Old Dong didn't bother to explain, he just said perfunctorily: "They are indeed of the same name, but they are not twins. This year, one is eleven and the other is only nine years old."

"Eleven, nine years old?" Dian Wei suddenly wanted to rebel, and roared angrily, "You can do it at such a young age?... beasts!"

"The old man also knows that this is not good. Fortunately, the embroidery system is gradually complete, so this time their family members will also be moved to Luoyang."

"And then spoil them in front of their families?"

"Huh?..." Old Dong raised his head in astonishment, with a frightened expression on his face, "Awei, your recent thinking is very dangerous... I have been with this old man for so long, did you just learn this?"

At this time, a man dressed as a captain held a watermelon and came to Old Dong with a smile: "Taiwei, the weather is hot, eat a cold melon to cool off the heat."

"Watermelon, how many times has this old man said that this is called watermelon." Old Dong didn't care, he insisted on changing the name of this melon, and then asked, "Are you sure this melon is ripe?"

"Don't worry, Taiwei, this melon is super sweet!"

"Sweeter than first love?"

The captain's face froze at that time, not knowing what to do next.Old Dong chuckled, and didn't expect him to take the remark, and asked casually, "By the way, who are you?"

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the man drew out his dagger instead of cutting melons, and after a sharp look on his face, he stabbed at Old Dong's chest: "Bie Dong dies!"

There is no sign of the shot, and it is as fast as electricity!
The defenseless old Dong couldn't react at all. Seeing the dagger attacking his chest at an extremely fast speed, the general's instinct suddenly awakened.Subconsciously, he turned sideways and smashed the whip in his right hand at the man.

The man was instantly smashed by the whip handle, but the sound of the dagger piercing into the flesh was clearly audible.

Old Dong, who was injured and fell, held his back in disbelief. After seeing the blood on his hand, there was only one thought in his mind: "Awei!... Capture this Liu Huaqiang!"

"This is Wu Fu, the captain of the army, not some Liu Huaqiang!" The other party wiped his face, roared, and jumped forward, intending to kill Old Dong with a single blow.

(End of this chapter)