I received my adopted son in the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 307 Affectionate or dog licking?
On the pasture, Lao Dong straddled the Dawan horse and felt the wind blowing on his face, flying freely.

The horse's hooves made a rapid beating like a battle drum, but he didn't seem to think it was fast enough. He held the rein with one hand, and patted the horse's buttocks heavily with the other hand.The Dawan horse raised its head and neighed, speeding up a bit.

At this moment, several guinea fowls fluttered in the river forest on the left.

Old Dong immediately pulled down the bow with the magic arm behind his back, and suddenly pulled out a full moon. After hitting the arrow, he switched his left and right hands, drew it full again, and shot another arrow.

"Xiangguo's amazing shooting is unparalleled in the world!" Yu Fuluo who came up after him came up and slapped him flatteringly.

"Alas..." Old Dong waved his hand modestly, and said, "Zilong's continuous arrows, Hansheng's three-arrow volley, and my son's ability to shoot a halberd twig within 150 meters are all better than this old man."

He said so, but his brows could not help but raise, obviously he was very happy.

"Xiangguo is modest." Yu Fuluo echoed with a smile, and said: "As a Xiangguo, bravery is already a path. The set of sandalwood locust trees is stronger than too many."

"Oh?..." Old Dong was stunned, and couldn't help asking, "How can Tan Shihuai say one thing and do another?"

"Without him, he said that he would use Han people, but in fact he only let Han people teach the skills of farming, fishing and hunting, but he was stingy with rewards. Even if he gave official positions, it was in name only, for fear that Han people would take the seats of Xianbei people."

As he said that, Yu Fuluo couldn't help laughing, and deliberately said: "It's ridiculous that he is not a Xianbei himself, and he is still so hypocritical..."

"Huh?...Tan Shihuai is not from Xianbei?"

"To be precise, he should be a descendant of our Huns." Seeing that Old Dong was really interested, Yu Fuluo continued to pretend to be mysterious: "The Xiangguo does not know that Tan Shihuai's father's name is Touluhou. I served in the Huns army for three years. At that time, his tribe was under the supervision of us and the Huns."

"Hou Toulu didn't return home for three years, and after he came back, he had another child... Xiangguo said, who is the most likely father of that child?"

"Is that so?..." Hearing this kind of gossip, Old Dong couldn't help but his eyes lit up, "What happened next?"

"Later, she was so angry that she wanted to kill the baby Tan Shihuai on the spot. But Tan Shihuai's mother said that the reason why she was pregnant was that she suddenly heard thunder when she was walking in broad daylight."

Yuvro was also vivid at this time, saying: "Her mother suddenly looked up at the sky, and just happened to have hail falling into her mouth. After she swallowed it, she became pregnant immediately."

"And she also said that this child was given to Tou Luhou by the heavens, so there must be something special about him. If Tou Luhou goes against the will of God, he will definitely suffer misfortune."

Hearing this, Old Dong was shocked: Those Xianbei people don't even know the most basic physiological knowledge?

Uh... it seems like that.

After all, the Xianbei tribe is still in the ignorant age of primitive tribes. There is no marriage system for men and women, and their stomachs get big after coming and going.

At the same time, out of awe of nature, many superstitions have been derived.

For this point, Lao Dong did not laugh at others.

Because the same is true for the Han people.

According to legend, in ancient times, there was a girl named "Huaxu" in Huaxu country, who went to a place called Lei Ze to play, and occasionally saw a huge footprint, stepped on it curiously, and became pregnant... And the child she gave birth to was named Fuxi.

Later, people also made a reasonable restoration of this legend.

It should be that Hua Xu often went to Lei Ze, where he and her boyfriend carried out life harmony activities in a place with a terrain similar to huge footprints, so she became pregnant with Fuxi.

It's just that the legend of Fuxi's mother is at least vague, but the story of Tan Shihuai's mother... Hey, he suddenly raised his head, and the hailstone fell and was swallowed in his stomach.

Old Dong can imagine how much she played and put in so much... This nonsense was made up, and it all belonged to the connection between theory and reality at the time.

"Then, what about later?" The more he thought about it, the more exciting he felt, and Old Dong couldn't help asking, "Did Touluhou believe it later?"

"Tou Luhou was dubious, but decided to throw away Tanshihuai. Then Tanshihuai's mother told her natal family to pick up Tanshihuai and adopt it."

"Later Tan Shihuai was recommended as the leader of the tribe, and it was also in his grandfather's tribe, not his father's tribe."

"Hahaha... Interesting, very interesting!"

After listening to the gossip, the old Dong laughed and patted Yu Fuluo's shoulder affectionately, "The old man is very depressed these days, all thanks to Shanyu's company to relieve the boredom. Life is so licked by Shanyu... Uh, my friend, it's really fun ah!"

After speaking, he rode his horse and swung his whip away again.

Afterwards, Yu Fuluo found Xun You and Jia Xu, his complexion darkened: "Supervisor, military adviser, tell me the truth, have you been letting me be the prime minister's licking dog these days?"

When Xun Youjiaxu heard the words, he couldn't help being surprised: You, you finally found out?

Just when the two of them didn't know how to make it up, Yu Fuluo expressed grief and indignation again, and said, "How unromantic is this world? People who are affectionate are called dog lickers...Xiangguo, he is so cruel."

"Yeah..." Qu Bei also scratched his scalp, and said in pain, "Xiangguo often said, licking dogs and dogs until you have nothing left...We can't just do this."

The fox duo couldn't help but feel confident when they heard the words, and they didn't hold back anymore.

Xun You then said: "Everything is not so absolute, and Xiangguo is not a heartless and righteous person, and when you lick it to the end, you don't want him."

"That's right, where there is a will, there is a way, not to mention it has been hard work for several days now, and it looks like it will be done." Jia Xu also came to comfort him, and said aggressively, "Could it be that you are going to give up at this time?"

"How can I give up!"

Upon hearing this, Yu Fuluo, Qubei, and Liu Bao stood up urgently, with excited expressions: The sunk cost is already so high, how can they be willing to give up at this time?

Once the dog licking starts, it is not crazy or alive, it is really awesome!
The two were also taken aback by this posture, and then Xun You said, "Actually, you have done a perfect job of being happy with Xiangguo."

"The last link left is to give him another surprise."

Jia Xu also nodded, and said: "As long as this surprise arrives, Xiangguo will be in full bloom. I can assure you that his next step will be ambitious and enter the four counties of Jiuyuan, Yunzhong, Dingxiang, and Yanmen."

"Yes, but the places where we want Xiangguo to send troops are Shangjun and Shuofang!"

Yu Fuluo was dumbfounded for a moment, and said: "That's where the royal court of the Huns is located. Most of the four counties are Xianbei people. What should I do when I go north to the four counties?"

"Uh..." Jia Xu was very secretive, but she didn't panic at all: "The old man is just using an analogy, which means that as long as the next thing is done, he will go wherever you want Xiangguo to go." !"

"Really?" After being lied to for several days, Yu Fuluo couldn't believe it.

"Really!" Jia Xu vowed, "If something goes wrong, I will cut off the old man's head, and the old man will never complain!"

"Okay, then I'll trust the military division again!" Yu Fuluo gritted his teeth and said, "Then how should we do the last surprise?"

"Just send someone from Shan Yu to pass on a message." Then, Jia Xu took out a letter from his sleeve: "Then, there is nothing more to do with Shan Yu."

"It's simple!"

Hearing this, Yu Fuluo breathed a sigh of relief immediately: After all, he was originally a wolf on the grassland, and after so many days of being a licking dog, he really didn't get used to it.

After the three left, Xun You and Jia Xu looked at each other and couldn't help laughing knowingly.

"Yang County's incorporation and aftermath work is almost done, and it saves us a few days to coax the Prime Minister... The military division's plan can be said to kill two birds with one stone."

"Where is it, this is also Gongda's strategy... Who asked them to rush to relieve our worries? The so-called God does not take, but instead suffers."

(End of this chapter)