I received my adopted son in the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 49 What are you doing?
Hearing the comfortable snoring of old Dong inside and the indistinct panting of the woman, the little yellow door with a plate of dried fruit outside the door mustered up its courage, and then drummed up again... still didn't dare to go in.

Unexpectedly, Dong Zhuo inside became impatient, and said: "Did the dim sum come, and the warm honey water that the old man asked for, your service here can't keep up!"

Little Huangmen was startled, he didn't expect the Taiwei to be so unrestrained, he insisted on letting himself in at this moment: This is... don't you think of yourself as a man at all?

He couldn't help but feel a trace of humiliation in his heart.

But more, still...excited!
However, when he opened the door and went in, his interest suddenly became dull: I saw that Lao Dong was indeed lying comfortably, with a look of enjoyment on his face.Cai Nu was dripping with sweat from the corner of her forehead, and she squeezed, pinched, pressed, pressed, knocked, kneaded on the soles of his feet with great effort...

This is not the picture I want to see!

Xiao Huangmen suddenly felt cheated and was very disappointed.

However, that guy, Old Dong, enjoyed it very much. While chewing the dried fruit, he chatted with the Cai girl: "Sister, use your strength, brother is more strenuous..."

Immediately, he closed his eyes, as if he had returned to the previous life that he was familiar with, and said some obscene words in his mouth, and he didn't know what he said.

Little Huangmen and Cainu were stunned, completely unaware of what Old Dong was reminiscing about.But from the low tone of voice, there is an inexplicable sense of... sadness, unknown.

It seems that in those words, there is old Dong's lost youth: maybe it was when he was young and galloped on the grassland outside the Great Wall. At that time, he might not have been so fat and ugly.
He ran hard in the sunset, that was the most beautiful memory.

But seeing that the two of them couldn't talk at all, Old Dong lost interest, waved his hands and said: "Suddenly I feel bored, I will cup the pot, knock on the back and pick the ear for the old man later, and the old man will go back."

Picking ears and knocking on the back knows it, it's just cupping...

Cai Nu thought for a while, and then said: "Too... Uh, what pretty boy is talking about is the angle method? It is to burn the earthen pot with fire and tap on the acupuncture points to dredge the meridians, unblock the blood, and expel wind and poison."

"Huh?... Not bad, there is progress." Old Dong's eyes lit up: this smells a little familiar.

Unexpectedly, Cai's expression was a little disappointed, and he didn't know whether it was desire or gratitude, and said: "Little boy, is this all?"

Old Dong was shocked at the time, turned over and stood up: "Don't have evil intentions, I tell you, what the old man wants is a regular one, do you understand?"

Immediately, the picking girl was full of strength again, and then she pressed the old Dong a few times, which was obviously very powerful.

Old Dong still felt that something was missing, so he focused his gaze on her exquisite figure, and suddenly slapped his head and said, "I said, why does it feel wrong? I will change the clothes for the old man in the future, so I have to dress uniformly, understand?"

"Unified dress?" Xiao Huangmen was dumbfounded.

"Well, it's the uniform. The old man took the time to draw it, and let the imperial government order it. It's better to have black silk... Black silk is fine, I don't have this technology for the time being."

"Also, when the old man comes in from now on, those people don't pretend to be so cold. Qiqi come over and say hello to the old man, be enthusiastic and proactive, and make the old man feel at home, understand?"

"Slave, servant girl understands."

"Well, the service items also have to keep up. There are so many idlers in such a big palace, only this one has some skills, and the rest of them either learn to dance for the old man, or go to sing... Yes, there are also musicians. I will make more songs in the future. , rehearse and play together with singing and dancing."

"You can't sing or dance, at least you can talk, right?"

Old Dong scratched his head again, thinking of a famous person, and said: "There is a guy named Handan Chun, his leisurely writings - "Laughing Forest" and "The Book of Arts", told many jokes, gimmicks, Good metaphors, sarcasm, and humor."

"He's in Luoyang now, and the old man recruits him to be a screenwriter someday, and you guys will be responsible for producing cross talks, sketches, and operas."

"In addition, throwing pots, rice clips, brick throwing, horse shooting, playing chess, chess games, food sounds and other recreational activities are also all arranged. It is necessary to innovate while keeping tradition in mind."

Uniform dress and black silk, standard service attitude, and singing and dancing, music, cross talk, sketches, opera... A bunch of terms that Xiao Huangmen understands and does not understand, directly stunned him.

It took a long time to realize: Taiwei...you really understand life better than the late emperor!
When the first emperor was alive, he just set up a stall in the palace, and then played with dogs and so on, and the rest was just a hungry ghost with no creativity at all.

Look at you again...

"Don't worry, Lieutenant, I will satisfy you even if this servant is desperate!" For a moment, Xiao Huangmen suddenly felt that his shoulders were heavy, and he had an inexplicably lofty responsibility.

Old Dong nodded, and was about to let the little yellow door go down, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a group of people passing by outside the window, he couldn't help frowning slightly: "Hey, why is Wen You here?...It seems that he didn't come to see the old man, it seems that he is still here." With the wine, which direction is he going?"

As he said that, his anger came up: "Okay, you Li Wenyou, you can forget about your business, but you actually came to Bi Guiyuan just like the old man's rebellious son..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Huangmen's face changed drastically, as if he had thought of something, he said tremblingly: "Tai, Taiwei... Lang Zhongling didn't go somewhere else, yes, yes..."

"Where is it?"

"It's the bedroom of Empress Dowager He and King Hongnong..."

"Empress Dowager He and King Hongnong... what the hell!" Upon hearing the names of these two people, Old Dong immediately understood something, and before he even had time to do ear-picking and cupping, he hurriedly said: "Change clothes for the old man quickly, and send someone to stop him Li Wenyou!"

After speaking, he didn't even wear shoes, just put on his robe and ran outside.

Xiao Huangmen hurriedly picked up the remaining clothes, and followed closely behind.The Cai girl was left alone with a look of bewilderment, and finally sighed with regret. I don't know whether it is glad that the old Dong didn't upgrade the service content, or angry that he escaped the bill and didn't even give the money...

When he was panting and rushing to another palace, Old Dong heard a young man whose voice had just changed inside singing: "The way of heaven is changing, how difficult it is for me! Abandon ten thousand vehicles and retreat to the Tibetans. Rebellious ministers see oppression, and their lives will not be delayed, and they will die." Go to Ru Xi Shi You Xuan!"

Immediately another girl sang in harmony, saying: "The emperor's sky collapsed, and the earth collapsed. As an emperor, his fate was destroyed. Death and life are different, so be good from now on, but why are you lonely? My heart is sad."

In the end, it was Li Ru's familiar voice, full of impatience: "Enough, take this medicine quickly, you can ward off evil!"

"No, I'm not sick...Thief minister, you are acting rebellious!"

"This is beyond your control, come here!..."

"Stop!..." At the critical moment, Old Dong finally arrived, and when he entered, he found that Li Ru was instructing five guards to arrest a young man and a beautiful young woman, and was about to pour poisonous wine into their mouths.

With disheveled clothes, he went up and slapped the jug flying, then prostrated himself in the tunnel and said: "Queen Mother, King Hongnong, the old minister came late to save you, please forgive me!"

After finishing speaking, he looked up at Li Ru who was in a daze, and shouted angrily: "Li Wenyou, you are so brave, how dare you poison the Queen Mother and King Hongnong?!"

Li Ru was in a bad mood at the time, his world view was full of confusion, and he looked at Dong Zhuo in a daze: "Tai, Taiwei?..."

After that, he held back and didn't say anything.

The complete sentence should be: "Taiwei, didn't you ask me to do this?"

you……

what are you doing?
(End of this chapter)