I received my adopted son in the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 69 Is there a problem, no problem
Chapter 69 Is there a problem, no problem
Dong Min and Dong Huang, who participated in such an early meeting for the first time, felt that the door to a new world had opened after listening to the advice of several high-quality human men.
In the past, I only knew that it was fun to bully others and show off my prestige, but I didn't expect people to play it...perverted!
Just a few words is a conspiracy; if you chat casually, if you buy someone, that person has to be obedient and come to the door to thank you.
This novel experience made them feel like JFK in a convertible car—the brains were wide open!
"Uncle, uncle..." Dong Huang looked at Dong Zhuo and Li Ru at this moment: "Lang Zhongling, do you have any other way to deal with that Zhong Yao?"
Li Ru smiled lightly, cupped his hands and said to Dong Zhuo: "The last time we met, the Taiwei proposed a lenient sentence, and Zhong Yuanchang already had a good impression of it. If the Taiwei can put forward some more opinions, I will definitely look forward to it."
After finishing speaking, he stroked his neat and beautiful goatee self-consciously, and said mysteriously: "Besides, my subordinates also found out that Zhong Yao has a hobby."
"Hobby?..." Upon hearing this, Dong Zhuo...became excited.
Li Ru suddenly felt that the whole person was in a bad mood, so he quickly accepted Old Dong's emotions: "Taiwei, don't think too much, Zhong Yuanchang just loves calligraphy, and especially admires Cai Bojie's copybook."
"He doesn't have a deep friendship with Cai Bojie, but the Taiwei has a very close personal relationship with Taichang. If we can thread the needle between them, Cai Taichang will give up two sets of copybooks..."
"The copybook..." Old Dong suddenly felt bored, waved his hand and said, "I got it."
But having said that, Li Ru's strategy is also very clever: follow what he likes and prescribe the right medicine, the most can quickly draw the relationship between the two people and let him introduce himself as a confidant.
Coupled with the strategies of Sima Yi and Jia Xu, a combination of punches came down... Old Dong put himself in his shoes and thought about it. Fortunately, Zhong Yao is not a woman, otherwise he might have to marry him.
"In this way, I think Lai Yuanchang can't escape from the old man's palm. The three of you have worked hard and did a good job." At this point, the old director nodded in satisfaction, and then flicked his sleeves: "Come on, let's move on to the next topic."
When everyone who was about to stand up and resign heard the news, their reactions were very different.
When Dong Min and Dong Huang heard this, they immediately sat back in a hurry: They really think that these people are all talents, they speak nicely, and they really like staying here.
The three Sima Yi, Li Ru, and Jia Xu looked at the enthusiastic old Dong with a sad face.
Unexpectedly, Old Dong's tone became serious afterwards, he looked at Li Ru and said, "Has the death of He Yongzhi been found out?"
Li Ru's complexion immediately collapsed, and he said depressedly: "The Taiwei thought too much, the death of He Yong was just a coincidence. The Embroiderer has carefully investigated the people in Tingwei's prison, and concluded that He Yong died of fear. , there is no conspiracy behind it."
"Is it really just a coincidence?"
Old Dong still has some persecution paranoia, and always feels that there will be troublesome people who want to hurt me—no way, Dong Zhuo has experienced two assassinations in history, and the second time was a professional-level comrade "Mie Dad", and he succeeded.
"It's really just a coincidence."
Li Ru comforted him lightly, and said: "The Taiwei also saw it at the banquet last time. He Yong is arrogant and arrogant. It can be seen that after Lu Zhonglang killed those dead men, he was terrified again."
"Yes, this kind of person is generally easy to go to extremes."
Only then did Old Dong feel relieved, and said: "When nothing happens, the boss will be the boss and the second child, with a sullen heart beating all the time. When something really happens, he feels that the world is falling apart, and he is the one who bears it all by himself after all." Download everything."
The most important thing is that after this guy was imprisoned by Dong Zhuo, he really committed suicide in fear in prison.
The current situation is similar to history. He is still afraid of death. Is there a problem?
no problem.
"Well, let's continue to the next topic." After listening to the old Dong, he looked at Li Ru and said, "Is there any news about the person you asked?"
Li Ru's face became even more depressed, and he said: "The man is in Donglai County, Qingzhou. Our embroiderer has only just begun to take shape, and our hands can't be stretched that long. What's more... What the Taiwei wants is not just to inquire, but to kidnap." .”
After finishing speaking, his expression became even more resentful, and he said: "Taiwei, you can take care of things that can be settled by bus requisition, why do you want to let the embroidered clothes envoy kidnap?"
"Hmph..." It's okay not to mention this, but when Old Dong is mentioned, he gets angry: "Sooner or later, this old man will kill a few scholar-bureaucrats to kill their stinky temper!"
"I don't know who started the trend, and they are used to their faults. Once the imperial court conscripts, they should not respond, and scholars still spread it as a good talk, so that everyone emulates it and seeks fame!"
Then he looked at Li Ru and returned to the topic just now: "Old man, no matter what method you use, whether it's expropriation or kidnapping, get that person to Luoyang anyway!"
"Only..." Li Ru could only nod helplessly.Then he exchanged glances with Jia Xu and Sima Yi, waiting for the next topic.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Old Dong silently closed his eyes, as if he was an old monk in meditation.
When everyone saw this, they didn't dare to bother.
Afterwards, Old Dong couldn't help but opened his eyes again, looked at them in disappointment and said, "Why don't you have any vision at all, didn't you see that the meeting is over?"
"Why, I know the food in the old man's house is good, so I just want to stay for lunch? Don't you have any work on hand?"
Jia Xu, Sima Yi, and Li Ru looked at each other again, probably thinking: If the three of us go together, can we kill this cheap fat man?
The answer is: no.
It's not that they didn't dare, it's that the three of them were tied together, and they weren't old Dong's opponent.
He could only grit his teeth and leave, and was so angry that he almost tripped over the threshold when he went out.It wasn't until he reached the square that Jia Xu breathed a sigh of relief.
Then, he took out an earthenware bottle from his bosom, poured out a few brown pills and swallowed it with his head raised.
Seeing this, Li Ru asked, "Wenhe, what kind of medicine is this?"
"Calm down and rest your mind, it's for you to concentrate on your mind."
"Give someone a bottle too!"
"I've prepared it for you." Jia Xu took out another bottle and handed it to Li Ru.
Li Ru was filled with emotion immediately: At the beginning, I was a little afraid of this person, who stole the title of the number one think tank in the Taiwei Mansion.Now it seems that I think too much...
With such a protagonist at the stall, it would be nice to live a few more years.
Also the chief think tank, whoever loves to be the one!
Sima Yi, who didn't need it for the time being, also looked worried, and sighed: "Master, is there still time for my disciple to learn medicine from you?"
"Ah!..." The three finally looked at each other, feeling very lonely.
The old Dong in the living room was still dissatisfied: "When calculating others, one is better than the other, but when it really comes to oneself, it is just like Shuying and Huang'er."
"Taiwei takes care of a lot of things every day, so he works so hard when he wakes up early in the morning. It's really a blessing to have such humerus ministers as Taiwei in the Han Dynasty!" Xiao Huangmen, who received the news of the end of the meeting, came nodding and bowing just in time.
Then, suddenly changed his face, and said seriously: "However, forgive me for being bold, the Taiwei did make a mistake this time!"
Old Dong stared at him immediately: This guy, did he take the wrong medicine today?
Xiao Huangmen was so frightened that his legs wobbled, but he still pretended to be calm, and said with regret: "Isn't the captain right?... If you work so hard and work so hard, what will you do if you break your body!"
"Wouldn't it be a great misfortune for the whole country to lose the pillars of the Han Dynasty? If the people of the world knew it, wouldn't they be grieved and shed tears in the streets, as if they were bereaved!"
Old Dong carefully looked into Xiao Huangmen's eyes, hoping to see a trace of hypocrisy.
Unexpectedly, those eyes were full of worry, sincerity, and absolute determination.Obviously, this set of nonsense, people have already believed it.
He is a ruthless person!
Even after watching it for a long time, even Old Dong believed it a little bit: "Then, what should the old man do?"
"Taiwei, one piece and one piece are the right way."
Saying that, Xiao Huangmen solemnly said: "Even if the Taiwei kills the servants today, he must persuade the Taiwei to have fun in his busy schedule, so that he can continue to serve the Han Dynasty better!"
"Hmm... makes sense." Old Dong nodded again, and then he looked melancholy: "But the old man is busy with paperwork all day long, and I don't know where to relax."
"Taiwei, Bi Guiyuan still needs your guidance."
"The show hasn't been rehearsed yet, so it's meaningless to go there." Old Dong shook his head: If he went to give advice, what surprises would there be?
"Miss Cai is at home today, why don't you go and visit her?"
"Shut up today, Cai Bojie is also here." Old Dong still shook his head: every time he appeared, Cai Yong was as nervous as if he had met a bandit, and he would go when he was not around.
"Uh... the servant heard that there is a new Zhangtai in the city."
"Zhangtai?" Old Dong was taken aback for a moment, and then his expression became longing.
The so-called Zhangtai is actually a brothel.
The brothel industry in the Han Dynasty was far less prosperous than in the Tang and Song Dynasties, and there was no such thing as a brothel.Because there was Zhangtai Street in Chang'an City in the former Han Dynasty, it was a place where brothels concentrated, so people at that time called it the fireworks place by Zhangtai.
"I heard that the girls there are all from the Western Regions, and there are also blond women. It is said that they don't know etiquette and behave wildly. They only wear simple clothes in winter and come out to meet people."
"No reason!"
Old Dong was furious immediately, and slapped the table and said: "It's really immoral and uneducable!... Where is the morality, dignity, and address of those women!"
"Excuse me, Taiwei, slave... huh?" Little Huangmen immediately froze in fear, and after hearing the last words of old Dong, he was stunned: "Taiwei, you?..."
"What are you doing in a daze, those orchids don't know my majesty, so why don't you hurry up and take the old man to teach me!" Old Dong was furious, got up and waved his hands: "Prepare the car!"
"It's already ready, just wait for the captain..."
"Well, sensible!"
(End of this chapter)
Dong Min and Dong Huang, who participated in such an early meeting for the first time, felt that the door to a new world had opened after listening to the advice of several high-quality human men.
In the past, I only knew that it was fun to bully others and show off my prestige, but I didn't expect people to play it...perverted!
Just a few words is a conspiracy; if you chat casually, if you buy someone, that person has to be obedient and come to the door to thank you.
This novel experience made them feel like JFK in a convertible car—the brains were wide open!
"Uncle, uncle..." Dong Huang looked at Dong Zhuo and Li Ru at this moment: "Lang Zhongling, do you have any other way to deal with that Zhong Yao?"
Li Ru smiled lightly, cupped his hands and said to Dong Zhuo: "The last time we met, the Taiwei proposed a lenient sentence, and Zhong Yuanchang already had a good impression of it. If the Taiwei can put forward some more opinions, I will definitely look forward to it."
After finishing speaking, he stroked his neat and beautiful goatee self-consciously, and said mysteriously: "Besides, my subordinates also found out that Zhong Yao has a hobby."
"Hobby?..." Upon hearing this, Dong Zhuo...became excited.
Li Ru suddenly felt that the whole person was in a bad mood, so he quickly accepted Old Dong's emotions: "Taiwei, don't think too much, Zhong Yuanchang just loves calligraphy, and especially admires Cai Bojie's copybook."
"He doesn't have a deep friendship with Cai Bojie, but the Taiwei has a very close personal relationship with Taichang. If we can thread the needle between them, Cai Taichang will give up two sets of copybooks..."
"The copybook..." Old Dong suddenly felt bored, waved his hand and said, "I got it."
But having said that, Li Ru's strategy is also very clever: follow what he likes and prescribe the right medicine, the most can quickly draw the relationship between the two people and let him introduce himself as a confidant.
Coupled with the strategies of Sima Yi and Jia Xu, a combination of punches came down... Old Dong put himself in his shoes and thought about it. Fortunately, Zhong Yao is not a woman, otherwise he might have to marry him.
"In this way, I think Lai Yuanchang can't escape from the old man's palm. The three of you have worked hard and did a good job." At this point, the old director nodded in satisfaction, and then flicked his sleeves: "Come on, let's move on to the next topic."
When everyone who was about to stand up and resign heard the news, their reactions were very different.
When Dong Min and Dong Huang heard this, they immediately sat back in a hurry: They really think that these people are all talents, they speak nicely, and they really like staying here.
The three Sima Yi, Li Ru, and Jia Xu looked at the enthusiastic old Dong with a sad face.
Unexpectedly, Old Dong's tone became serious afterwards, he looked at Li Ru and said, "Has the death of He Yongzhi been found out?"
Li Ru's complexion immediately collapsed, and he said depressedly: "The Taiwei thought too much, the death of He Yong was just a coincidence. The Embroiderer has carefully investigated the people in Tingwei's prison, and concluded that He Yong died of fear. , there is no conspiracy behind it."
"Is it really just a coincidence?"
Old Dong still has some persecution paranoia, and always feels that there will be troublesome people who want to hurt me—no way, Dong Zhuo has experienced two assassinations in history, and the second time was a professional-level comrade "Mie Dad", and he succeeded.
"It's really just a coincidence."
Li Ru comforted him lightly, and said: "The Taiwei also saw it at the banquet last time. He Yong is arrogant and arrogant. It can be seen that after Lu Zhonglang killed those dead men, he was terrified again."
"Yes, this kind of person is generally easy to go to extremes."
Only then did Old Dong feel relieved, and said: "When nothing happens, the boss will be the boss and the second child, with a sullen heart beating all the time. When something really happens, he feels that the world is falling apart, and he is the one who bears it all by himself after all." Download everything."
The most important thing is that after this guy was imprisoned by Dong Zhuo, he really committed suicide in fear in prison.
The current situation is similar to history. He is still afraid of death. Is there a problem?
no problem.
"Well, let's continue to the next topic." After listening to the old Dong, he looked at Li Ru and said, "Is there any news about the person you asked?"
Li Ru's face became even more depressed, and he said: "The man is in Donglai County, Qingzhou. Our embroiderer has only just begun to take shape, and our hands can't be stretched that long. What's more... What the Taiwei wants is not just to inquire, but to kidnap." .”
After finishing speaking, his expression became even more resentful, and he said: "Taiwei, you can take care of things that can be settled by bus requisition, why do you want to let the embroidered clothes envoy kidnap?"
"Hmph..." It's okay not to mention this, but when Old Dong is mentioned, he gets angry: "Sooner or later, this old man will kill a few scholar-bureaucrats to kill their stinky temper!"
"I don't know who started the trend, and they are used to their faults. Once the imperial court conscripts, they should not respond, and scholars still spread it as a good talk, so that everyone emulates it and seeks fame!"
Then he looked at Li Ru and returned to the topic just now: "Old man, no matter what method you use, whether it's expropriation or kidnapping, get that person to Luoyang anyway!"
"Only..." Li Ru could only nod helplessly.Then he exchanged glances with Jia Xu and Sima Yi, waiting for the next topic.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Old Dong silently closed his eyes, as if he was an old monk in meditation.
When everyone saw this, they didn't dare to bother.
Afterwards, Old Dong couldn't help but opened his eyes again, looked at them in disappointment and said, "Why don't you have any vision at all, didn't you see that the meeting is over?"
"Why, I know the food in the old man's house is good, so I just want to stay for lunch? Don't you have any work on hand?"
Jia Xu, Sima Yi, and Li Ru looked at each other again, probably thinking: If the three of us go together, can we kill this cheap fat man?
The answer is: no.
It's not that they didn't dare, it's that the three of them were tied together, and they weren't old Dong's opponent.
He could only grit his teeth and leave, and was so angry that he almost tripped over the threshold when he went out.It wasn't until he reached the square that Jia Xu breathed a sigh of relief.
Then, he took out an earthenware bottle from his bosom, poured out a few brown pills and swallowed it with his head raised.
Seeing this, Li Ru asked, "Wenhe, what kind of medicine is this?"
"Calm down and rest your mind, it's for you to concentrate on your mind."
"Give someone a bottle too!"
"I've prepared it for you." Jia Xu took out another bottle and handed it to Li Ru.
Li Ru was filled with emotion immediately: At the beginning, I was a little afraid of this person, who stole the title of the number one think tank in the Taiwei Mansion.Now it seems that I think too much...
With such a protagonist at the stall, it would be nice to live a few more years.
Also the chief think tank, whoever loves to be the one!
Sima Yi, who didn't need it for the time being, also looked worried, and sighed: "Master, is there still time for my disciple to learn medicine from you?"
"Ah!..." The three finally looked at each other, feeling very lonely.
The old Dong in the living room was still dissatisfied: "When calculating others, one is better than the other, but when it really comes to oneself, it is just like Shuying and Huang'er."
"Taiwei takes care of a lot of things every day, so he works so hard when he wakes up early in the morning. It's really a blessing to have such humerus ministers as Taiwei in the Han Dynasty!" Xiao Huangmen, who received the news of the end of the meeting, came nodding and bowing just in time.
Then, suddenly changed his face, and said seriously: "However, forgive me for being bold, the Taiwei did make a mistake this time!"
Old Dong stared at him immediately: This guy, did he take the wrong medicine today?
Xiao Huangmen was so frightened that his legs wobbled, but he still pretended to be calm, and said with regret: "Isn't the captain right?... If you work so hard and work so hard, what will you do if you break your body!"
"Wouldn't it be a great misfortune for the whole country to lose the pillars of the Han Dynasty? If the people of the world knew it, wouldn't they be grieved and shed tears in the streets, as if they were bereaved!"
Old Dong carefully looked into Xiao Huangmen's eyes, hoping to see a trace of hypocrisy.
Unexpectedly, those eyes were full of worry, sincerity, and absolute determination.Obviously, this set of nonsense, people have already believed it.
He is a ruthless person!
Even after watching it for a long time, even Old Dong believed it a little bit: "Then, what should the old man do?"
"Taiwei, one piece and one piece are the right way."
Saying that, Xiao Huangmen solemnly said: "Even if the Taiwei kills the servants today, he must persuade the Taiwei to have fun in his busy schedule, so that he can continue to serve the Han Dynasty better!"
"Hmm... makes sense." Old Dong nodded again, and then he looked melancholy: "But the old man is busy with paperwork all day long, and I don't know where to relax."
"Taiwei, Bi Guiyuan still needs your guidance."
"The show hasn't been rehearsed yet, so it's meaningless to go there." Old Dong shook his head: If he went to give advice, what surprises would there be?
"Miss Cai is at home today, why don't you go and visit her?"
"Shut up today, Cai Bojie is also here." Old Dong still shook his head: every time he appeared, Cai Yong was as nervous as if he had met a bandit, and he would go when he was not around.
"Uh... the servant heard that there is a new Zhangtai in the city."
"Zhangtai?" Old Dong was taken aback for a moment, and then his expression became longing.
The so-called Zhangtai is actually a brothel.
The brothel industry in the Han Dynasty was far less prosperous than in the Tang and Song Dynasties, and there was no such thing as a brothel.Because there was Zhangtai Street in Chang'an City in the former Han Dynasty, it was a place where brothels concentrated, so people at that time called it the fireworks place by Zhangtai.
"I heard that the girls there are all from the Western Regions, and there are also blond women. It is said that they don't know etiquette and behave wildly. They only wear simple clothes in winter and come out to meet people."
"No reason!"
Old Dong was furious immediately, and slapped the table and said: "It's really immoral and uneducable!... Where is the morality, dignity, and address of those women!"
"Excuse me, Taiwei, slave... huh?" Little Huangmen immediately froze in fear, and after hearing the last words of old Dong, he was stunned: "Taiwei, you?..."
"What are you doing in a daze, those orchids don't know my majesty, so why don't you hurry up and take the old man to teach me!" Old Dong was furious, got up and waved his hands: "Prepare the car!"
"It's already ready, just wait for the captain..."
"Well, sensible!"
(End of this chapter)
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