I received my adopted son in the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 73 You're Thinking About Farting!
"My lord, my lord..." Dian Wei is a rough man, but it's not that he doesn't understand the world. Seeing that he stole the lord's limelight, he immediately wanted to explain.

Unexpectedly, Old Dong immediately cut off his words and said: "The main thing is that I came a little early today, and I don't know if I can let my brother have a good time..."

Anger is nothing but anger, and Old Dong can still tell the difference: Anyway, Dian Wei is his own, and his own things can be touched by two women!

What's more... Generally speaking, the places that welcome guests from the outside may not be ugly inside, but they will not be the most beautiful either.

Thinking of this, Old Dong flew up again, caressing Dianwei's back and saying, "Let's go, my brother, let's go in and learn a lot!"

As he walked, he began to think in his heart: After a while, the old man will get you drunk, and then throw these two hooves on your bed.Discuss with the boss to collect debts, then you want the old man to pay the bill?

Oh, no way!

The old man is going to pretend to be taken advantage of and buy these two hooves for you!

In this kind of place, men don’t want to lose face in every possible way, so I don’t believe you will refuse... No, if you think too much, you won’t even be willing to part with a fur coat, but you will also be willing to part with two passionate, warm and soft young orchids elder sister?
Well, the beautiful maidservants in the Han Dynasty cost about [-] yuan, and the two orchids together cost at least [-] yuan.After Lingling finally figured it out, you will be the old man's bodyguard for more than four years...

Still thinking about finishing work quickly and escaping from the clutches of the old man... Hehe, you're thinking about farting!
"Dong, brother Dong...why are you laughing so obscenely all of a sudden? A certain family is a little scared." Seeing this, Dian Wei couldn't help asking in a low voice.

The smile on Old Dong's face froze immediately: Nima, later this old man wants to ask the boss to make a false quotation, at least a price of [-] yuan!

Afterwards, as soon as he entered, he saw a plain-looking... middle-aged man in robes greeted him, which surprised Old Dong.

Without a procuress with heavy make-up and slippery shoulders, who greeted her with a red handkerchief and said, "Ouch...you haven't been here for a long time", I always feel that it's not that interesting.

"Your Majesty, what are your orders?" The male bustard smiled with quality and sincerity, which gave Old Dong the illusion that he was here for a discussion, not just for fun.

Being watched so sincerely, Dian Wei felt even more uncomfortable.

Don't look at the tall and mighty appearance, the aura instantly disappears in this place, and a pair of eyes look at Lao Dong pitifully, not knowing what to do next.

Fortunately, this matter is old Dong familiar: Although it is not the same era, the basic process is similar.

"I want a box on the second floor near the window, and have a table of good wine and food." Speaking of this, I thought of something, and said, "Is there any food in Futai Building?"

Hearing that it was a customer who often went to Futai Building for consumption, the male procuress looked even more respectful: "We have unique Western Region delicacies here."

By implication, there is none.

"Let's try some delicious food from the Western Regions, and then send someone to Futai Building to deliver some high-quality food and wine." Old Dong signaled with his eyes, and the little yellow door on the side immediately handed over two small golden cakes.

"Call all the girls, let a certain family and my younger brother choose carefully, and then arrange some singing and dancing to add to the fun." The set is smooth and smooth, and it can't be seen that it is the first time: "If you have any needs left, Call you again."

"Understood, my step." The old bustard immediately smiled knowingly, showing a look that men understand, and ordered the servants to call the girl.

"Lang Jun, aren't the two of us pretty enough?..."

The two orchid girls next to Dianwei stopped following him at this moment, and spoke blunt elegant words, but wrapped around Dianwei like a snake, instantly making his face turn black and red.

"Hahaha...it's just the two of you, as long as I can make my virtuous brother happy today, you will be rewarded!" Old Dong laughed immediately: What a godly assist, well done!
Sure enough, Dian Wei hesitated and struggled again and again, but he was not willing to say no: Big deal, just follow this fat man for a few more years!
Before he knew it, his mentality had gradually changed, and he began to feel like he was resigning himself to fate.

"Follow me, you two." Of course, the two orchid girls were also very happy, and they took the initiative to lead the way.When going upstairs, the waist twisted and twisted, which was particularly eye-catching.

In the private room on the second floor, the interior decoration is more of the style of the Western Regions.

Exquisite bronze and ivory ornaments are placed around, and patterns of different Chinese styles are painted on the wooden walls, as well as characters like tadpoles and snakes.

What surprised Old Dong the most was that it was different from the long benches of the Han people. Instead, it was furnished with a whole set of two-foot-high wooden stools and three-to-four-foot high wooden tables. A sense of familiarity.

Sitting down with one buttocks, suddenly felt very comfortable.

Dian Wei looked at Old Dong in astonishment, his expression full of puzzlement.Old Dong didn't explain, he turned around and faced Dian Wei, he laughed and suddenly... his legs spread!

"My lord!..." Like a frightened little girl, Dian Wei almost jumped up.

"Don't worry, the old man's dick has been improved and won't go away."

The prank succeeded, and Old Dong laughed out loud.Seeing this, the two Miss Orchids also laughed wildly, and their winking eyes at him became more frequent.

At this moment, the bustard led another twelve girls, Yingying and Yanyan, to stand neatly in a row and salute: "I have seen you two..."

"Call him handsome!" Old Dong didn't even look at anyone, so he was dissatisfied at the time.

The procuress at the side showed doubts, and the old Dong explained loudly: "Pretty, pretty; boy, young man; and my younger brother are in the wind, and they are in full bloom, can't you all see?"

Dian Wei raised his sleeve robe and silently covered his face.

When the twelve orchid girls heard the words, they looked at Lao Dong with strange eyes: this guest...how shameless!

It's common for men to brag when they're drunk, but it's the first time I've seen someone like this who doesn't know how much he weighs before drinking.

"Pretty, pretty boy..."

For a while, the eight girls reluctantly shouted again.The remaining four worked hard for a long time, but they couldn't pass the test of their own conscience.

"The four who didn't shout go out first."

With a big wave of his hand, Old Dong turned his attention to the remaining eight: If you do what you do, you must love what you do. Those four are obviously not good at professionalism, so why waste each other's time?

Looking at the remaining eight, each of them has three-dimensional and exquisite facial features, and is tall and tall. Perhaps because of their different races, they all have particularly attractive chests.

At this time, they all looked at themselves with a smile on their face, fat and thin, each with its own merits.

Different from the simple and straightforward kitsch of the previous life, mixed with ancient softness and extraterritorial enthusiasm, the beauty of these girls is subtle and exciting, making it difficult for Fengyue veteran Dong Liangzai to choose for a while.

"You guys, do you think this old man looks good?" So he asked again.

"He looks good!" A girl was the quickest to respond, replying in poor elegant language.

"It's just you!" Old Dong immediately laughed out loud: What a beautiful girl with an amazing figure, it's a pity that she is blind... But, this old man likes it!

"Liangzi is in the prime of life, and mature and stable, how old is he?" Another girl was quick to think, and said: "The servant girl likes pretty boys."

"Okay, you stay too!"

Another good-looking girl with a wow figure, but unfortunately she just likes to talk nonsense with her eyes open.But still the same sentence, I like it like this!
The girl chose, and the food and wine came up quickly like flowing water.The four girls sat down next to Lao Dong and Dian Wei, one on the left and one on the right, serving tea and hot towels graciously and attentively.

Immediately afterwards, three fast-paced drums sounded.

Another group of Hu Ji Niao Na in purple dance costumes, brocade caps, and brocade boots entered the arena.To Dianwei's astonishment, they were naked around their waists in winter, revealing a soft and dazzling white.

"Dong, Brother Dong... What are we going to do here?" He, who was not afraid of killing and bloodshed, was tense at this moment, as if he had encountered a powerful enemy that was difficult to defeat.

However, Old Dong raised his cup high, and continued to drink boldly: "Don't be afraid, my dear brother, they won't eat you, hahaha!...Come on, let's play music and dance!"

　Thank you for your reward and support, I will write good-looking content with my heart.

　　
　
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