I received my adopted son in the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 91 Make a slingshot and hit the old man's glass

West Park Barracks.

The huge and long ox horn sounded low and low, at first it was not very clear, and then it filled the ears.All the soldiers in the barracks were shocked when they heard the sound, and they all marched towards the school grounds in unison.

Tens of thousands of horses gathered from each barracks, like the surging waves of the sea, and like a raging swarm of ants.At a glance, it is so dark that you can't see the edge at all.

On the stage, old Dong pressed his sword with his left hand majesticly, looking at the solid foundation left by his predecessor, his heart was surging.At the same time, on the right hand... is holding a huge wooden trumpet.

But even if he is a tenor and uses a trumpet, shouting to tens of thousands of people, it will still be difficult for many people to hear.

But it doesn't matter, the speaker is not for sound amplification, but it feels very imposing when you carry it.

After the school lieutenant, Sima, Quhou, brigade leader, garrison chief, Shi chief, and corps chief commanded soldiers at all levels to form a circle around the point, Old Dong took another look at the representatives of the masses beside the stage, as well as their costumes. Cai Yan and Shi Ahou, who were the representatives, raised their trumpets and shouted loudly: "My sons!"

"See Taiwei!" Tens of thousands of people responded and saluted in unison, the sound shook the world, and the scene was extremely spectacular.

Old Dong was so excited that he couldn't help trembling. After calming down, he continued: "I called you here today because I want to tell you something from the bottom of my heart!"

Tens of thousands of soldiers suddenly... clenched their fists: This is a big winter!You are four hundred catties anti-freeze, and you wear thick clothes, and you pull us out to chat when you are full?

Do you know that the horn will only sound when there is a major military situation or when you want to charge the enemy's line!

Unexpectedly, Old Dong's next question really aroused their interest: "Wait, why do you want to be a soldier?"

As soon as the problem came out, the soldiers reacted differently.

Old Dong was not in a hurry, and let them look around and look at each other, thinking that the time was almost up, and deliberately throwing bricks to attract jade: "Wen Yuan, tell me..."

"In order to stabilize the world, reconcile the troubled times, and return the common people to a bright and bright world!" Zhang Liao responded with emotion, and his belief in his heart has never changed.

"Well said!..." Old Dong praised immediately, but then said: "However, this is only your original intention of joining the army, not the general public."

"Today, what I want to listen to is the innermost thoughts of my sons and daughters."

As he spoke, he pointed to a soldier and asked him to come up and ask, "Why do you want to join the army?"

"So-and-so, villain..." The soldier trembled for a long time, but he couldn't say a complete sentence.A stiff and shabby look made the other soldiers below couldn't help laughing.

"Don't be shy or afraid." The old man caressed his back and said softly, "Just tell the real reason. If you say something wrong, I won't blame you, let alone punish you."

"The villain... I don't know why I came to join the army, but my family members were all dead and there was no place to eat. I happened to meet the Taiwei recruiting soldiers, so the villain came."

"Honesty!" Old Dong praised immediately, and then asked persuasively: "That is to say, you joined the army just to have food?"

"Yes."

"Okay!..." As he spoke, he looked down at the stage again, and said, "How many sons are there who are the same as him?...Wandering in troubled times, with nothing to rely on, and can only risk one's life to fight for the future?"

"Listen clearly, this is also the case, raise your hand."

Only then did the soldiers in the audience move slightly, and as one person raised his hand, it quickly spread.The soldiers in the back were informed by Pao Ze in front, and they also raised their hands in response.

Behind Old Dong, Zhu Jun, Zhang Liao, Gao Shun, Zhang Xiu, as well as Cai Yan, Shi A and a large group of people's representatives beside the stage could not help showing doubts: they did not come to the West Garden to deal with the robbery of the people under Wang Fang's command. Why are you really talking about Tianer?

I don't even look at what day it is, it's very cold and easy to cut.

Old Dong seemed really addicted to chatting, and asked the soldier again: "Then do you have any dreams?"

"There is food and drink in the barracks, and two meals a day can fill you up. The villain never thought about this." The soldier shook his head: Living is already very difficult, what is a dream?

"Uh..." Old Dong was stunned for a moment, and then continued his efforts: "For example, if you have made meritorious service on the battlefield, what will you do with the money after you get a bounty?"

"Eat meat!"

"You got a huge sum of money, the kind that you can't spend even if you eat meat." Old Dong continued to seduce, "After eating the meat, what do you want to do?"

"Uh...buy some warm clothes?"

"And then?" Old Dong asked again, "The money is still not spent."

This gave the soldiers a headache, and after mustering up their courage, they dared to say, "Build a house in Luoyang!"

"and then?"

"Then...you have to buy a few more acres of land."

"And then what?"

"The money hasn't been spent yet?" The soldiers were all tangled up, and after stomping their feet, they said, "Then buy another farm ox!"

Dong Zhuo was so angry, he didn't expect this child to be so unresponsive, so he had to seduce him again: "With a house, a field, and cattle for plowing, don't you want to marry another little gentleman?"

Xijun is the daughter-in-law.

The soldier's face turned red when he heard this, but his eyes lit up, and he whispered shyly, "I want to..."

"What about Empress Xijun... To be honest, what do you want to do?" At this time, Old Dong began to laugh evilly.

The soldier's face turned even redder immediately. Maybe it was because of Old Dong's deceptive smile, or maybe his tone was very sincere. He said in a strange way: "I want to take off her deep clothes..."

"Dengtuzi!..." Cai Yanwen couldn't help but feel hot and embarrassed.Never expected to hear such frivolous and obscene words in the chilling military camp.

The soldiers in the audience couldn't help laughing when they heard the words, and the scene almost got out of control.

Old Dong looked at the soldiers who were so embarrassed that they could break the platform with their toes, picked up the loudspeaker and shouted: "Be serious, everyone be serious!... We are talking about life ideals, you all be serious!"

"Men and women love each other, getting married and starting a business is a real life event, why are you laughing! After you build a house, buy fields and cattle, don't marry Xijun!"

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of the soldiers under the stage, the representatives of the common people beside the stage, and the generals on the stage became serious.

But in that seriousness, there is still a bit of excitement that cannot be concealed: Taiwei, do we really want to talk about this? ... If this is the case, then we will not be cold.

Unexpectedly, Old Dong was serious, and looked at the soldier with encouraging eyes: "And then?"

"And then?..." The soldier's face turned into a monkey's butt, thinking that he had said everything he shouldn't have said, he simply said in a heartbroken way: "I'll take off her shoes and socks."

"And then?" Old Dong asked again in a soft voice.

The soldier couldn't help but took two deep breaths, and after swallowing two mouthfuls of saliva, he said shyly, "I'll take off her cock..."

This time, the generals and soldiers no longer feel cold, and their breathing is a bit rough.Representatives of the common people also entered in, listening with gusto.

For a time, the barracks and school grounds were filled with rich cultural atmosphere and simple humanistic care.

Only Cai Yan was so embarrassed that she didn't know how to deal with it.

She really wanted to throw up her sleeves and leave, but it was not appropriate in front of so many people.The most important thing is... There is also a trace of longing in my heart, wanting to know what will happen next.

Old Dong really lived up to her expectations, and asked again, "And then?"

"Then..." The soldier was about to go crazy, and he couldn't help but bury his head on Old Dong's generous chest, and said eagerly in a low voice, "I'll take off her trousers..."

"Then what?……"

The soldier suddenly raised his head, his face paled in shock: "Taiwei, I really can't say any more after that!"

At this time, Old Dong laughed, and he was a little crazy: "Then you dare not say it, the old man will say it for you!"

Immediately, tens of thousands of eyes were imprinted on him like a branding iron, his face was full of excitement and anticipation, I really don't know what the big Han Taiwei said next.

But this guy who deserves a thousand knives suddenly couldn't help laughing, and said: "Then you pull out the rubber band on her trousers and make a slingshot to hit the glass in the old man's house!"

(End of this chapter)