The dream of this world has big problems

Chapter 48 The Simple Birdcage
In fact, the reason why Lu Qing left was that on the one hand, she really wanted to cheat this guy, and on the other hand, it was because she couldn't pretend anymore.

As soon as he turned his head, the smile on his face was completely uncontrollable.

Without looking back, she came to the notice board and found that there was one more functional building in the hut.

[Small birdcage: A birdcage with extremely poor comfort and poor surface refinement, but what's the problem? Anyway, this is a place for intruders to live in, but if the intruder is willing to pay some price If so, his future treatment may become even higher.Note: For details, please see the new hut contract on the desktop. 】

"House contract?"

When Lu Qing saw what was written on the notice board, she had a puzzled expression on her face. She turned around and went back to the table, and found that at some point, there was a brand new roll of sheepskin on the wooden table. Paper.

Spreading the parchment on the table, Lu Qing carefully looked at the contents on the parchment.

"Gollum."

The bird in the cage watched Lu Qing's movements, couldn't help swallowing, and said in his heart:

"What is this guy doing? Could she be studying how to kill me?"

Thinking of the mysterious means that the hut showed just after attacking the hut, the pitch-black bird couldn't help but feel regretful.

He just felt that a mark he had spread was destroyed, so he came over to check the situation, but when he came here, he found that all his perceptions were blocked by the wooden house in front of him, and he launched an attack on the small house in a fit of anger. attack.

He never expected that not only could he not cause any harm to the other party, but he was caught by the other party, locked in a cage, and became a lamb slaughtered by others at will.

If God gives him another chance, he will run as far as he can, and he will never come to this hut again.

Well, no ifs.

"that."

Just as he was about to say something, the human in front of him suddenly stretched out his hand and put a piece of parchment in front of him.

"what is this?"

The black bird was a little puzzled. He looked at what was written on the parchment and read it carefully.

[Party A: Aliens]

[Party B: ——]

[Because of the losses caused by Party B to Party A, from today onwards, Party B will be Party A's summoner, and when Party A needs it, he will be summoned to any place and fight for Party A. 】

[After the contract takes effect, Party B is never allowed to attack Party A, nor is it allowed to do any damage to Party A. 】

[The order requested by Party A must be completed, otherwise it will be regarded as a breach of contract. 】

【.】

[If Party B violates the contract, the soul will be destroyed and its origin will be completely obliterated! 】

【Signature of Party A: Foreigner】

[Signature of Party B: ——]

"."

After a moment of silence, the pitch-black bird standing in the cage trembled and struggled angrily in the cage, saying:
"You damn human being, you actually want me to be your pet, this is absolutely impossible!"

"That's it." Lu Qing took back the parchment and said with some regret:
"I didn't expect you to be so strong."

She was really regretful. Although this crow had a bad temper, she still had some strength. If it wasn't for the hut's floor-to-ceiling mirror, Lu Qing would never have noticed the abnormality on her body.

She still wants to persuade the other party, but it is definitely not acceptable to be humble, it will only make the other party more arrogant, Lu Qing thought for a while, and came up with an excellent solution.

"Do you think bird meat is delicious?" Lu Qing asked suddenly.

"what?"

Because Lu Qing kept silent, the crow in the cage couldn't help becoming a little nervous. He just yelled that sentence subconsciously, but he didn't regret it until Lu Qing took the parchment away after he finished yelling. up.

Dignity is precious, and the price of life is even higher. He doesn't want to die. His bird life has just begun, how can it end like this?

"Let me ask you, do you think bird meat is delicious?" Lu Qing stared at the crow in the cage with wide watery eyes, and paused every word.

Without waiting for the other party to answer, Lu Qing continued:
"First pour hot boiling water over it, then remove the hairs one by one, cut open the belly, and deal with all the internal organs, then use a stick to penetrate through the mouth, finally come out from the back, and put it on the fire Baked, brushed with sauce, and sprinkled with condiments, I think it will be delicious."

"!!"

In the birdcage right now, the black crow was standing there tensely, its two paws firmly grasped the horizontal bar under its feet, and a pair of blood-red eyes fixedly stared at Lu Qing.

He now felt that the petite woman in front of him was actually not cute and charming at all, she exuded a terrifying aura all over her body, which made the bird intimidated.

"You vicious woman, you are simply a witch, you, if you treat me like this, you will definitely die badly, I swear, your soul will definitely be drawn out by the great god of ominous and doom, he will will play with your soul and make you."

He was only halfway through when he was interrupted by Lu Qing, who looked at him with a smile on his face and said:
"Didn't you say that you are the great god of misfortune and misfortune?"

The crow's words stopped abruptly, and the aura that had just accumulated dissipated quickly like a deflated balloon.

"Well, I'm not the god of misfortune and misfortune, I'm just a crow who was lucky enough to pick up fragments of his power." The crow in the cage said dispiritedly.

"Then do you still sign this piece of paper?" Lu Qing picked up the parchment again and placed it in front of the crow.

"Following with me will definitely not treat you badly." The girl added, and when she spoke, she couldn't help showing a sly smile on her face.

"I sign, I don't want to become a roasted bird." The crow looked at the contract and said.

When he spoke, he seemed to think of himself being stripped and hung on a wooden stick for barbecue, his body couldn't help shivering, and waves of fear flashed in his eyes.

"Can you pick up the pen?" Lu Qing picked up the quill and handed it to the crow.

"can."

Nodding his head, the crow stretched out its wings from the cage and took the quill that Lu Qing gave him, then silently looked at the parchment in front of him and meditated.

"Well, I don't know what name I want to write." Crow looked at Lu Qing and said.

"Don't you have a name?"

"No, I've only been conscious for three days!" Crow said in a hoarse and sharp voice.

Frowning, Lu Qing said: "Perhaps you should find a way to change the voice when you speak, it sounds too noisy."

"It's innate, and it can't be changed."

"Well, since you are so noisy, why don't I call you a little noisy, how about it?"

"Gah, that name doesn't sound good!"

"Tsk, the requirements are really high." Lu Qing curled her lips, thought carefully, and said:
"Win, what's the name like?"

Without waiting for the other party to reply, Lu Qing continued: "The name is decided, sign it quickly!"

(End of this chapter)