Plane game: mental disorder at the beginning

Chapter 194

Fang Jingzhe looked at the rabbit mascot, and said calmly: "The little fat man next to you should be the only living person in this room. The big fat chef and the headless monster in the cellar are actually dead long ago."

The little fat man glared at Fang Jingzhe and shouted: "You are talking nonsense! My eldest brother and second brother were killed by you, and the bodies are still on the ground!"

Fang Jingzhe shook his head, "In the original story of the Three Little Pigs, the boss built a thatched house, which was blown over by the big bad wolf, and then he threw it into the wooden house of the second brother, but the wooden house was destroyed by the big gray wolf." The wolf was directly burned to ashes, and finally the boss and the second child were thrown into your red brick house, the third child, am I right?"

"That's right, my eldest brother and second brother can still come to my house, how could they be dead?"

"Originally, in the cartoon, no matter whether it is smashed or burned to ashes, it can be resurrected. Who told that it was a cartoon." Fang Jingzhe said here, stood up, and walked towards the sausage hanging behind the counter.

"But you forgot, now that the red brick house has appeared in the real world, although it seems that some skills in the cartoon can be used here, but if the three little pigs are alive, where did this sausage come from?" Fang Jingzhe The sausage has been removed.

The little fat man said, "Of course my elder brother made the sausage. What's the problem?"

"That's the problem." Fang Jingzhe walked to the little fat man and asked, "Where is your pig here? Don't say that this sausage is not pork."

"The pig is just..."

The little fat man was about to raise his finger to point in one direction, but he seemed to sense something was wrong, so he withdrew his hand and patted his head.

He clearly remembered that there should be pigs at home, but why can't he remember where the pigs are now?

backyard?

No, no, the second brother grows vegetables in the backyard, and there is no pigsty.

kitchen?

No, no, I didn't see my eldest brother buying pork back.

Upstairs bedrooms?
That's even more wrong, who raises pigs in the bedroom.

The little fat man had deep doubts, and couldn't help asking: "So where is my pig?"

Fang Jingzhe walked to the side of the little fat man, and asked softly: "You said that guests in the hotel have been missing recently, let me ask you, did your eldest brother and second brother just move in recently?"

"Yes..." As soon as he answered, the little fat man suddenly raised his head to stare at Fang Jingzhe and asked, "What do you mean?"

"So now we're going to go to the kitchen to have a look, maybe we can find something to prove that I'm right." Fang Jingzhe twirled the key he got from the fat cook with his index finger.

The little fat man dubiously followed a few people to the door of the kitchen.

Speaking of which, after his eldest brother and second brother came, he never entered this kitchen again, and every time he got food, he would pass through the small window next to it.

His elder brother's explanation for this is that the kitchen is an important place, and he is afraid that outsiders will steal his secret recipe, so he always locks it from the inside every time. If the little fat man comes to serve dishes, he has to open the lock once, which is too troublesome. , might as well pass it through the small window next to it.

Think about it, the little fat man, there are indeed people coming and going in the hotel, if he didn’t take care of them alone, and someone sneaked into the kitchen, let’s not talk about stealing the secret recipe, if he steals their signature dish, then he will lose money big.

and many more……

The little fat man suddenly remembered that the hotel's signature dishes were all ordered by his elder brother. Now that he thinks about it, those dishes seem to be made with pork as the main ingredient.

Thinking of the little fat man's steps getting smaller and slower, and his walking slower and slower, he seemed afraid of going to the kitchen and seeing something terrible.

……

With the opening of the kitchen door, a stench of old corruption floated out.

Fang Jingzhe and the others had already made preparations, but the rabbit mascot had no idea what was going on here, and he was almost stumped.

The rabbit mascot frowned and waved his hand, a gust of wind appeared in the kitchen out of thin air, and all the old filth was blown out along with a wall of the kitchen.

"Fang Jingzhe, you did it on purpose!" The rabbit mascot spoke in a low voice at the moment, probably because of his nose holding his breath.

Fang Jingzhe held back his smile, raised his right hand and held up four fingers and said, "I'll send four, absolutely not."

The rabbit mascot snapped his fingers, and his face turned cold, "You give four? Do you want to give three?"

Although the rabbit mascot was a bit upset, he didn't have a fit.

After all, in my dungeon, there is such a filthy place, but I don't know it, who will believe it?

Of course, the rabbit will not admit that he is just a little lazy, who made this dungeon just an entertainment product for him to pass the boring time.

Do you care how many dead bugs and spiders are in your game console?

Rabbit believes that some players can expose a small blanket full of dust on the fan cooling vent of the computer case.

Do not believe?Then look at your computer!
If you don’t have a computer, take a look at the charging port of your mobile phone, around the volume keys, and the position of the speaker above the screen. You are guaranteed to be pleasantly surprised!
Seeing that the smell in the kitchen had dissipated, the rabbit asked, "Hey, what do you want me to see?"

Fang Jingzhe strode over to the stove, where there was a large bucket half a person tall, with scorched black liquid sticking to it, and a long iron spoon was still in the bucket.

Following Fang Jingzhe's stirring, a disgusting smell came out again.

Rabbit casually took out two roasted ribs from his pocket, and stuffed them in his nostrils, completely disregarding his current image, which was comparable to the allegorical phrase "green onions in a pig's nose".

Soon, Fang Jingzhe found a long bone in the vat.

Mu Nanxing looked at it and said, "Looking at the length, it should be a human tibia."

The bone was thrown to the ground by Fang Jingzhe, and then he looked at the little fat man at the end and asked, "This is your hotel's signature dish!"

"You're talking nonsense!" the little fat man yelled, "This is just an ordinary bone, who doesn't have any bones in their pork bone soup?"

Fang Jingzhe: Damn it!The little fat man couldn't refute what he said.

"Okay, you won't give up until you reach the Yellow River, right? Then let's go to the cellar!"

Li Dongyang took a few steps forward and asked, "Old Fang, there is nothing in the cellar. When Xing Yuan and I went down, there was nothing but dry land except for the headless monster."

"Headless monsters have no heads, and there were none in the vat just now, so where did you say the players' heads went?" Fang Jingzhe didn't say much after finishing speaking, as long as he dug in the cellar for a while, everything would be clear.

The expression of the rabbit mascot was a little ugly at the moment, he had already sensed something under the cellar, and then he remembered an incident three months ago.

I remember that day he had just "taught" the Duke of Rules, telling him not to let brown bears into the forest again, lest his own rabbits would turn from white to black one by one, and they would also have an unpleasant smell.

Then, not long after he returned to his mushroom castle, he heard someone knocking on the door outside, saying that he was asking to see him.

Originally, the rabbit didn't want to see him, but the other party waited for several days in front of the castle gate, which moved the rabbit a little.

What moved him specifically was that this guy could go without eating for several days.

When I saw this guy, I realized that it turned out to be a pink pig, no wonder he was so strong.

The rabbit mascot touches the pig's head and feels very comfortable.

He was thinking, if the brown bear wiped its butt with this little pig, wouldn't it be possible to use a rabbit?After all, rabbits are covered with fur, and they can rub them everywhere.

Thinking of this, the rabbit mascot showed a kind smile, "Little pig, what can you do with me?"

"Master Rabbit Mascot, my eldest brother and second brother were killed by the big bad wolf. I would like to ask you to resurrect my eldest brother and second brother."

The rabbit mascot said: "It's not impossible to resurrect them, but I don't have the materials at hand."

"Excuse me, Mr. Rabbit Mascot, what materials do you need?"

"In the kingdom of fairy tales, the resurrection of life only needs to follow the principle of equivalence, so you can find some flesh and blood, but the price is that you three brothers will no longer be pigs in the future, but will become human beings in my life." Work in the maze."

The little pig happily accepted the request of the rabbit mascot, and then returned to his red brick house. He wanted to use his own flesh and blood to revive the eldest brother and the second brother.

Just as he was about to stab his chubby belly, Little Pig saw the big bad wolf poking around outside the red brick house.

As the saying goes, enemies are extremely jealous when they meet. It seems that the big bad wolf should have eaten his elder brother and second brother and now wants to eat it again.

At this time, the little pig suddenly realized that the big bad wolf was very big, much more than the meat on his own stomach.

Thinking of this, the little pig had an idea. He deliberately said at the window that the chimney of the red brick house could lead into the house. If the big bad wolf came in like this, he would be finished.

The big bad wolf in the fairy tale obviously has no brains, so he climbed down the chimney that night, but was sealed up in the chimney by the pig and choked to death with smoke.

Afterwards, the little pig took the body of the big bad wolf and gave it to the rabbit mascot as material for resurrecting the eldest brother and the second brother.

The rabbit mascot scratched his ears. At that time, he only remembered what materials he wanted, but he didn't remember how much he needed, so he was faced with the problem of insufficient materials.

But as a rabbit, how can he lose face in front of his subordinates?He grabbed a handful of straw and stuffed it into the balloon to serve as the torso and limbs for Brother Pig, and then grabbed another handful of straw and stuffed it into the balloon to serve as the head and torso for Brother Pig.

In this way, a very foolish resurrection ceremony was completed with less than half of the materials.

Then, the bunny mascot thought of another thing that had been overlooked:

There is no straw at all in my own home.

On the other hand, when I went to Soul Town City to find the Queen of Pain, I brought a lot of Soul Locker Grass from there, but when I got it back, I found it was useless, so I threw it in the corner.

Although the soul-suppressing grass looks like ordinary straw, it actually has the function of locking the soul.

Rabbit Mascot: ! ! !

Thinking about it this way, although the head, torso and limbs of the big bad wolf were split into two parts, its soul still exists in the body, and the big bad wolf, which has endured the pain of body tearing during the day, if it fits together at night, then He must be a very destructive guy!
When the rabbit came back to his senses, Xing Yuan, Fang Jingzhe and Li Dongyang had already dug up several dark white skulls from three corners of the cellar.

The skull looked like it belonged to a human being.

And the little fat man also remembered everything at this moment!
Then he yelled: "I told you not to let the eldest brother deliver food to the second brother. He must have secretly delivered it behind my back at night, it must be!!!"

(End of this chapter)