Plane game: mental disorder at the beginning

Chapter 203 Golden Scissors, Silver Scissors and Copper Scissors
After half an hour.

The big bad wolf sat at the table, sobbing with snot and tears, and said, "Grandma, have you forgotten that I am Peel?"

The old woman said with a look of surprise: "But Little Peel is a dog. I used to feed him biscuits."

Peel is a puppy raised by Little Red Riding Hood, but it ran away after a while, and Little Red Riding Hood was sad for a long time, and it was only after her grandma bought her a goldfish that she could be coaxed.

"I'm Peel, I'm a wolfhound! If you don't believe me, look!"

Peel tries to look like he begged for food as a kid.

But in the eyes of others, it was a wolf baring its teeth and growling at the old woman.

The hunter picked up the gun with a "click".

Peel hurriedly said: "I just want to eat some biscuits, not to eat people at all! Why did you hit me? Woah~"

The hunter and the old woman looked at each other, and they both saw each other's embarrassment at this moment.

If you let it go, what if it comes back to eat people while the hunter is away?But if he was really Peel, it would be even worse if he killed him by mistake.

At this time Fang Jingzhe said: "If you are really a dog, take off your clothes."

"Why do you want it to take off its clothes?" the old woman asked puzzled.

"I have a way to tell whether it is a wolf or a dog, but I have a request." Fang Jingzhe looked at the old woman and said, "I heard that you have a pair of golden scissors, can you lend us?"

Just now, while baking the biscuits, the foreign party Jingzhe searched the house, but there was no sign of scissors.

But he hasn't looked for the bedroom yet, because there is still a guy who is neither wolf nor dog lying there.

The old woman thought for a while and said, "I do have a pair of scissors, but they are not gold."

Fang Jingzhe: "It's okay, as long as you are willing to lend it to us."

"Well, the scissors are in the cabinet in my bedroom, and I'll bring them to you later."

According to Fang Jingzhe's request, Pierre took off the old woman's clothes.

Fang Jingzhe glanced at Pierre's butt, and then said with a smile: "It's really a dog."

Looking at the puzzled expressions of the old woman and the hunter, he explained: "The wolf's tail is shorter and thicker than the dog's, and the hair on the tail is relatively fluffy. In addition, the wolf's tail often hangs down between the hind legs, while the dog's tail is different. , the dog's tail is always up and sometimes curled. Look at Peel's tail."

Peel also turned his head to take a look, and saw that its tail was now curling upwards just like that of a Shiba Inu.

At this point, everyone in the room breathed a sigh of relief, and Peel began to bark, and then begged to eat the biscuits baked by the old woman.

Fang Jingzhe stood up quickly when he heard it, "Grandma, we have to help other people after the matter is settled, so the scissors..."

"Okay, I'll get it now."

After talking, the old woman got up and went to the bedroom.

After getting the scissors, Fang Jingzhe ignored the enthusiasm of the old woman and the hunter, and left the cabin with little Moka and three team members.

……

"Old Fang, why are you running so fast? They said they want to treat us to baked biscuits!" Li Dongyang said with a bit of complaint, he really wanted to taste some biscuits, so that the dog would never forget.

Fang Jingzhe took out a noodle bag and threw it to Li Dongyang: "It contains the biscuits I baked, you can eat them."

"Old Fang, since when did you become more Doraemon? You can get what you want."

Li Dongyang opened his pocket, and there were pieces of small golden biscuits inside. He picked one up and put it in his mouth, and the aroma of wheat mixed with butter filled his mouth.

"It's delicious." Li Dongyang took a few more pieces, and then handed the pockets to Mu Nanxing and Little Moka, "Try it too, it's really delicious."

At this time Xing Yuan asked: "Captain, you didn't use up all the old lady's flour, did you?"

Fang Jingzhe shook his head, and then said: "Not only flour, but also honey and butter!"

Now everyone knows why Fang Jingzhe insisted on leaving, because he gave away all the rations.

Fang Jingzhang didn't think there was anything wrong, because these NPCs were different from players, and they must have their own way to get food.

No matter how wicked the rabbit is, it is impossible for all the NPCs in the dungeon to play survival in the wild and end up starving to death.

"But you still haven't found the golden scissors?" Little Moka grabbed a biscuit with his right paw, and the golden scum from the biscuit sprinkled on her snow-white hair, which was particularly conspicuous.

"Thinking."

Fang Jingzhe looked at the slightly rusty copper scissors in his hand, and thought: Could this thing be called "golden" scissors?
Just as they were thinking, they heard the sound of the river.

And by the moonlight, I vaguely saw a beautiful girl by the river.

She seemed to be muttering to herself that something had been thrown into the river, and then she stared nervously at the surface of the water.

But more than 20 minutes passed, and there was no movement on the water.

"Li Dongyang: What is that man doing?"

"Xing Yuan: It should also be an NPC."

"Mu Nanxing: It won't be another fairy tale, will it?"

"Fang Jingzhe: Maybe."

"Li Dongyang: Oh, she's coming towards us!!!"

Fang Jingzhe and the others quickly acted as if they had just come here, but when the two met, the female NPC opposite was still startled.

"Isn't the River God alone? Why did four come out all of a sudden?" the female NPC asked suspiciously.

River God?

It can't be... that one?

Fang Jingzhe showed a gentle smile, and then said: "We are not river gods, we are just passing by."

The female NPC's face was full of disappointment. She kicked the bushes next to her and said dejectedly: "I knew that the river god would grant all wishes. It must be fake. It's something that even witches can't do. I've never heard of it." How could the god of the river do it?"

"Could you also come to the River God to make a wish?" After she finished speaking, she looked at Fang Jingzhe and the others, waved her hands and continued: "Let me tell you, it doesn't work at all, I don't even have the shadow of the River God." See."

"Yes, we also found him after hearing the legend of the river god." Fang Jingzhe immediately followed the other party's words.

The female NPC smiled wryly and said, "It's all a lie. If you really have any wish to realize, you might as well find Mr. Rabbit Mascot."

As soon as Fang Jingzhe heard the name, it was as if the radar had found the target, and the "antenna" on the top of his head suddenly stood up.

He smiled more and more gently, "Then where can I find Mr. Rabbit Mascot?"

"Just put on a mushroom suit, and draw a door on the wall, and when you pass through the door, you will see the mushroom castle of the rabbit mascot."

"Thank you."

"It's a trivial matter, I'll go first, see you later."

The female NPC was in a slightly better mood, as if she was happy to help others.

……

When the female NPC was no longer visible, Li Dongyang asked: "Old Fang, you asked about the location of the rabbit, don't you mean..."

Fang Jingzhe made a "shut up" gesture towards Li Dongyang, and then he said, "Don't say it, the rabbit can hear it."

Li Dongyang made a gesture of zipping his mouth with his fingers, and nodded to show that he understood.

Fang Jingzhe came to the river, the river under the moonlight looked quiet and peaceful.

The current in the river is not urgent, and under the bright moonlight, you can still see fish and shrimp swimming, but the location is not close to the shore, but gathered in the middle of the river.

Getting rid of the idea of ​​"catching some fish and shrimp" from his head, Fang Jingzhe dismantled part of the trap made by Little Moka, twisted it into a long rope, and then tied a part of the rope to the copper scissors.

"Swoosh-wow--"

Fang Jingzhe threw it hard, and the copper scissors fell in the middle of the river, and sank in an instant, startling the fish and shrimp there to run around.

Little Moka looked at Fang Jingting's action in puzzlement, then turned to look at Mu Nanxing and asked, "Sister Mu, what is he doing? What's the story of that river god?"

"It's like this. There used to be a woodcutter who dropped his ax into the river when he was crossing the river..." Mu Nanxing softly told the story of the golden ax and the silver ax.

After waiting for about 3 minutes, Mu Nanxing's story was finished, and there was still no movement on the river surface, just when Fang Jingzhe thought he had made a wrong judgment.

Huge bubbles suddenly started popping up in the middle of the river, as if super foaming washing powder had been poured into the river.

Then, a young man with a scholar's hairstyle and a Chinese-style green shirt emerged from the river.

He stood in the middle of the river with a smile on his face, then slowly turned his head and looked around, until his eyes swept over Fang Jingzhe and the others by the river.

Then the man did not move his feet, and "moved" to the river as if he was floating.

"Just~just~is~you~you~drop~cut~scissor~down~come~?" River God spoke very slowly.

Fang Jingzhe nodded and said, "Yes, we lost it."

"Now~now~I~have~one~good~news~news~one~bad~news~and~one~not~good~no~bad~news~news~ , you~you~want~listen~which~one~?”

Everyone feels that the root of the tooth is sore and itchy.

This river god's words are too inky, right?

Li Dongyang imitated the tone of the river god in the chat column.

"Li Dongyang: Master~brother~, do you~have~water~?"

"Li Dongyang: Do you want hot and cold water?"

"Li Dongyang: Hot~yes~yes~ok~, cool~yes~yes~, no~cold~no~hot~yes~yes~ok~"

Just after sending this message, Heshen suddenly looked at Li Dongyang, and he was taken aback.

But the God of the River still had that smiling expression: "Have you~ seen~ seen~ me~cousin~brother~?"

Li Dongyang shook his head, and at the same time felt a big trough in his heart, the river god could actually see their chat!
Then the God of the River asked again: "Now~I~I~have~one~good~news~one~one~bad~news~and~one~one~no~good~no~ Bad~news~message~, you~you~would~listen~which~one~?"

Fang Jingzhe squinted his eyes, and tried to say: "What if I don't want to hear any of them?"

"Then~I~will~will~three~message~message~all~tell~tell~you~. Okay~news~message~that's~yes~, I~picked~got~you~yours~ ~scissor~knife~."

"What about the bad news?"

"Bad~news~yes~I~no~can~immediately~go up~just~return~to~you~."

"continue."

"No~good~no~bad~news~message~yes~you~want~answer~answer~I~one~question~question~answer~answer~right~true~just~yes~yes ~Take~back~cut~knife~."

According to the story of the God of the River, he will definitely ask, did you drop the golden scissors, the silver scissors or the copper scissors, and as long as you answer honestly, you will not only get back the copper scissors, but also get two additional gold and silver scissors.

Therefore, the golden scissors for Rapunzel should be here.

Now this is no longer a fairytale remix, this is a reremix, a mix of East and West.

Fang Jingzhe said confidently, "Ask."

"Please ~ask~, what you ~dropped~ is~this~a~gold~scissor~knife~, also~is~this~a~silver~scissor~knife~, and also~is~this~a~copper~ What about scissors~knife~?"

"I know how to answer this question." Li Dongyang hurriedly replied: "Bronze ones, what we dropped were copper scissors."

"Okay~y~, you~you~ are~very~honest~true~, this~is~your~our~copper~scissor~knife~."

The river god smiled and threw the copper scissors onto the bank, then turned around and was about to leave.

"Hey! Wait!" Li Dongyang shouted, "Did you forget something?"

The God of the River turned around, and there was still that dying movement: "Forgot~what~what~something~er~?"

"What about the golden scissors and the silver scissors, shouldn't you give us those two too?"

"Ah~?" River God tilted his head, then put away his smile, and said with a gloomy face: "You didn't drop the golden scissors and silver scissors, why should I give them to you? You guys who want to get something for nothing Guy!!!"

Following this roar, the river water suddenly increased three times, and the entire river surface suddenly rose, holding the river god in the air.

Fang Jingting knew that the golden scissors were not so easy to get.

Doesn't play according to common sense, does it?

OK, let's see who's better!

He shouted:
"All of them! Prepare to get him!!"

(End of this chapter)