Plane game: mental disorder at the beginning

Chapter 30 A Joke【New book for collection】

"This is the reward you got for winning this game, please use it properly. The Book of Knowledge welcomes you to challenge again!" After saying this, three items appeared on the stone table.

how to say.

With a glance over, Fang Jingzhe felt that this reward was a bit inexplicable.

On the left is a white candle, which looks no different from the candles that were prepared when the power went out at home.

【Name: Arson Candle】

[Rank: D Grade (can be upgraded)]

[Description: It can ignite everything that can theoretically burn]

[Limitation of use: After each ignition, one thing must be burned before it can be extinguished]

[Remark 1: Prepare something to burn before lighting it, otherwise it may burn your hand first]

[Remark 2: After the candle is lit, it needs to be extinguished in a special way]

To the right of the candle is a large copper pot thirty centimeters wide and narrow.

Fang Jingzhe stretched out his hand and flicked it, and it made the same sound as his hand-biting pot.

【Name: Unlimited Copper Pot】

[Rank: Grade E]

[Explanation: You can cook and eat, as much as you can]

[Restrictions on use: There must be "food" in the pot]

[Remark 1: Be sure to put something edible in it, otherwise it may force you to eat something... vomit~]

【Remark 2: The food in the pot will not spoil, I would like to call it a copper pot storage room】

At the end is a pamphlet the size of a palm.

[Name: Everything Edible Manual]

[Rank: Grade A]

[Description: A magical manual that teaches you how to cook everything]

[Limitation of use: silently read the name of the item to be cooked, and open the manual to get its cooking method]

[Remark 1: There is nothing that cannot be eaten, if there is, it means you are not hungry]

[Remark 2: Don't think wildly before opening the manual - from a player who lacks both ears]

……

Just after checking all three props, a message from Li Dongyang popped up in the private chat.

"Li Dongyang: Okay, old Fang, you actually beat that crazy rabbit! Tell me how you guessed the answer?"

While putting away the things on the table, Fang Jingzhe replied to Li Dongyang: "Do you remember a joke that was circulated when we were in high school? You told it to me."

"Li Dongyang: A joke? What kind of joke? Has something to do with winning the rabbit?"

"Fang Jingzhe: The pattern of the No. 20 four cards is a big brown mouse surrounded by a dense forest. Do you remember?"

"Li Dongyang: Oh, my brother Fang, what can I think of your two sentences! Just say it straight, I'm so anxious!"

Also anxious, there were 140 nine people around Li Dongyang, all staring at him intently.

Just now, Li Dongyang fell asleep, and in his dream, he saw the woman known as the strongest in the southeast province - Sang Yue.

Commander Sang's strong aura and sense of oppression made Li Dongyang instantly recall the scene in the first two years, when he was discovered to have secretly drank the good wine his father kept, and was whipped by his father with his belt.

Sang Yue asked many things about Fang Jingzhe, and Li Dongyang answered them all truthfully.

But most of what he knew was actually recorded in Fang Jingzhe's information.

Sang Yue was not very happy when she didn't get any useful news, but she didn't want to vent her anger on Li Dongyang.

Just seriously explain to Li Dongyang that he must ask clearly immediately how Fang Jingzhe won the game.

This order was also issued to the other 140 nine members of the Secret Service who entered the game.

As the temporary captain of this mission, Liu Feng directly announced that he was on standby, and then he personally stared at Li Dongyang and sent a message to Fang Jingzhe.

Every reply from Fang Jingzhe, Li Dongyang must read it out immediately for the mental players in the team to analyze and interpret.

Following Fang Jingzhe's line-by-line text, Li Dongyang instantly turned into a repeater and read:
"One day, the bear and the little white rabbit pulled Papa together."

"The bear asked the little white rabbit: 'Little white rabbit, are you afraid of getting dirty?"

"The little white rabbit said: 'I'm not afraid of getting dirty.'"

"The bear asked the little white rabbit again: 'Then do you shed hair?', and the little white rabbit said: 'I don't shed hair.'"

"Then the bear grabbed the little white rabbit and wiped his ass with it."

After reading this, Li Dongyang was so embarrassed that he started digging three rooms and one living room under his feet.

Fortunately, Liu Feng and the other team members were seriously thinking about the meaning of this joke, which also relieved Li Dongyang's sense of death.

He hurriedly sent a message to Fang Jingzhe: "No, big brother! Even if there is such a joke, how can you be sure that the rabbit thinks so?"

"Fang Jingzhe: Then we will talk about the follow-up story of this joke."

When Liu Feng heard the word "follow-up", he immediately signaled the team members to continue recording.

Li Dongyang then began to repeat:
"The next day, after the bear had finished eating, a little brown mouse walked by."

"The bear asked the little mouse: 'Are you afraid of getting dirty, little mouse?', and the little mouse said: 'I am not afraid of getting dirty.'"

"The bear asked the little mouse again: 'Do you shed hair?', and the little mouse said: 'I don't shed hair.'."

While picking on the interior decoration of the three bedrooms and one living room, Li Dongyang said silently in his heart, "Don't be that, don't be that..."

"The bear then grabbed the mouse and wiped his mouth."

"After wiping his mouth, the little mouse laughed and said: 'SB, I am the little white rabbit from yesterday!'"

Several team members couldn't help laughing out loud, but they held back abruptly under Liu Feng's glaring gaze.

Li Dongyang felt the three rooms and one living room under his feet, and completely gave up struggling.

"Fang Jingzhe: In fact, if it weren't for the two sentences that the rabbit mocked, I wouldn't be completely sure."

"Li Dongyang: What do you say?"

"Fang Jingzhe: It kept talking about "leather gloves", "fur coats" and so on, and finally mocked "I don't have as good fur as it does. "

"I was very angry at the time, obviously everyone has Mao Mao, why does it look down on me!"

Li Dongyang here is not well, but he is still used to Fang Jingzhe's weird logic.

"Brother, talk about business!"

"As scary as it sounds, it's all about the same thing - fur."

"Also, the books say the 'reasonable' answer, not the 'correct' answer."

"Plus, when I saw this card for the first time, I thought of this joke. And all the cards with "mouse", "fur" and "bear" can constitute a "reasonable" explanation, only card number 24 gone."

Not only Li Dongyang, Liu Feng and more than 100 other team members sighed in their hearts that "mental patients have broad minds".

Li Dongyang replied: "I can't keep up with your brain circuit. Hey, by the way, have you found any clues to pay attention to?"

"Fang Jingzhe: Pay attention to every word spoken by all talking things, the clue may be hidden in it."

……

Li Dongyang told Fang Jingzhe a few more words, turned off the private chat channel, and turned to ask Liu Feng, "Liu team, is this news useful?"

Liu Feng is a strong man in his 30s, with a Chinese character face, he looks very upright.

He didn't answer directly, but said to a team member beside him: "Ruan Chengyin, tell me your conclusion."

"Yes! According to Fang Jingzhe's narration just now, we have analyzed that all the games here must first find the details and loopholes of the rules, and secondly win the game through the rules."

"In addition, in view of the character of the rabbit mascot itself, everyone should diverge their thinking when playing games, and don't be bound by some stereotyped thinking..."

After Ruan Chengyin finished his report, Liu Feng nodded with satisfaction: "Good job!"

Then, he ordered to everyone: "Everyone pay attention, divide them into fifteen groups according to the order of numbers, ten people in groups, and report to me every half hour. The nine people I named will be in a group with me."

"Li Dongyang!"

"Have!"

"Ruan Chengyin!"

"Have!"

"Ren Yi."

"here I am!"

……

the other side.

Fang Jingzhe turned off the private chat with Li Dongyang, and immediately prepared to go upstairs to have a look.

Although according to the probability, the possibility of two mission NPCs appearing in one building is relatively low, but Fang Jingzhe is still not reconciled without taking a look.

After all, the big treasure chests in the game are all stuffed in the dead end of the maze.

But as soon as he took a step, the surrounding environment began to change.

Stepping on two pits before finishing the first floor, Fang Jingting secretly rejoiced that he was really the misfortune of luck.

The wall twisted into an endless vortex before his eyes, and the stairs overlapped and intertwined in an incomprehensible way under his feet, forming an abstract painting that even Van Gogh would fall in love with.

Before this painting, the visual perception that human beings had was completely denied, and the san value would probably drop to a negative number even if they looked at it more.

Even with the blessing of [Spiritual Prisoner], Fang Jingzhe still felt uncomfortable with motion sickness.

He resisted the physical urge to fly a thousand miles away, and tried to open his eyes wide to observe the changes around him.

He couldn't explain why he did this, but he had a vague feeling in his heart that it should be so.

At this moment, his abnormal mental value reached its peak.

Sure enough, Fang Jingzhe immediately discovered that through the layers of strange scenes, he actually saw several...

A scene that can only be described as grotesque.

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