You'd better wrap me

Chapter 298 Running for Governor

Returning to the locker room after the game, Su Yang saw the drug inspectors arranged by the league and sampled his urine again.

Su Yang was very angry, thinking that it was not like he had never performed similar performance in the past. It is understandable to take a urine test once, but what does it mean twice in a row? Purely playing with mentality, why didn't he go to the fourth urine test and score 59 points? What about Kobe?
After thinking about it, I didn't say a word, I just wanted to finish it quickly.

On the contrary, the old Payton couldn't stand it anymore, grabbed the nose of the league staff and scolded, "Don't think I don't know what you think, your dirty politicians better stay away from us, otherwise I will let you know the anger from the savages in Oakland ..."

The alliance staff ignored it, and said that they needed to witness Su Yang's urine collection in person, instead of directly taking it out as before.

Hearing those words, Su Yang suddenly raised his eyebrows, thinking that Nima suspected that my urine sample was fake last time?I thought I was Lamar Odom, who bought a fake cowboy and put it in his pants to avoid the urine test, so I still treat him like Bolt.

Reminiscent of what Payton said, it might be that the rivals of Obama wanted to retaliate and threatened not to promote it.

I didn't bother to think too much, and immediately took the staff into the toilet, urinating wildly for 21 seconds to fill the collector, and when I came out, I called Stern to ask what was going on, but Stern stammered and said that someone suggested it, and he also No way, implying that someone is doing something wrong.

The offender was really revenged!

The key is that others use the established rules and cannot directly counterattack, and even do not know the specific opponent, so they can only talk about it later.

However, there are at most three spot checks per season, and at most one more annoyance, as long as your psychology is not affected.

After making up his mind, he took a shower and changed his clothes to attend the post-match press conference. When talking about why he was able to chase two games in a row, Su Yang said calmly: "It's normal, just like it's normal for us to fall behind 0 to 3 before, because the match between us and the Lakers The strength is very strong, and the point difference in each game is very small. If Kobe hadn’t completed the lore in the last 2.9 seconds of the third game, we are now leading 3 to 2...”

The interview soon appeared in the reports. Fans all lamented that Su Yang's performance was so natural. He was able to say that he scored 80 points in the fourth game and 51 points in the fifth game. Ray Allen and Iguodala and others.

Arenas tweeted: "To be honest, this may offend many black brothers. I grew up with Michael Jordan as an idol. I have seen a lot of Jordan's crazy performances, such as ten scoring champions, and averaging 40 in the finals. + score, I believe I can be like him one day, but with what Su Yang has done, I feel like I will never be able to reach the same level. Speaking of Su Yang has not achieved what Jordan has achieved, anyway, there is a strange It feels like Su Yang can always do better."

Wade retweeted Arenas and wrote: "No shame! I think so too, but I always want to fight Su Yang."

Durant tweeted: "My brother Su Yang is invincible! He is not the second Jordan, he is much more ruthless than Jordan. My biggest wish in my current career is to compete with my brother. I think my job Pulling, it is more difficult to defend than his dry pulling!"

Nick Young tweeted: "Su Yang's strength is only one-tenth reflected on the court. He can help us win the championship just by participating in the construction of the USC Trojans in his spare time off the court. Many people don't Understand how hung he is."

知名苏黑克里斯邦蒂发推写到：“看到这么多人疯狂吹捧，我以为苏扬已经带领快船3比2领先湖人，实际上是快船2比3落后湖人啊，联盟历史上有过几次0比3之后追到2比3，乃至3比3的案例，但从来没有那支队伍能够完成4比3逆转，绝非巧合。”

Amid all the discussions, Su Yang hurried back to the villa.

Chatting with Alba's four daughters, and preparing to rest alone in the bedroom, Ivanka came in and didn't want to play for a long time.

Su Yang struggled for a moment and chose to decline, saying that he was going to recharge his energy for the sixth game, but Ivanka complained about why he didn't recharge his energy for the third game. Did he get bored with her? Did he feel that she was not as good as Hathaway and Scarlett instead hinted that it is best to transfer 10% of Twitter shares early, otherwise she would feel insecure and worried that she would be abandoned when she was old and fading, and it would be too difficult to be a woman.

Su Yang didn't point it out, and deliberately left Ivanka alone.

Early the next morning, when I arrived at the company, a lawyer was called in to handle it. Ivanka jumped up and down happily, and said again that she would give birth to a child.

Leaving the company and going to the training base, the whole team held a meeting to study how to fight the sixth game, but they really couldn't think of new tactics.

Spoelstra finally concluded: "The Lakers are definitely not willing to follow us at home to play the seventh game with us, so for them, the sixth game is also a game to win or go home. They probably have no new tricks, but they will definitely Play harder..."

During the conversation, Su Yang and the others nodded frequently in agreement with Spoelstra. The Lakers must have been full of offense and defense from the first second of the sixth game. Fortunately, there was not much difference in the past five games. It was more of a competitive mentality, depending on the face. Who will be unable to withstand the high pressure and collapse.

At the end of the meeting, Olshea hurriedly opened the door and entered, and handed Su Yang a freshly published newspaper, on which it was impressively written "Famous NBA player Su Yang is suspected of using a new type of doping. The league is fully investigating or involving as many as 18 people." ".

"interesting…"

Su Yangxin said that this is the realistic version of "Running for Governor", and he can be sure that he was targeted because he received money from the Olympic Games for advertising. Otherwise, Stern would not suppress the drug inspection department. You can slander your own image for a long time and make things related to yourself untrustworthy, just like after Musk turned to the Republic, sexual harassment soon broke out.

To slander a man, first create a sex scandal for him, and then slander homosexuality, but I am not officially married and have friends, and it is impossible to be gay. It can only be related to doping and manipulation of the general election. Unfortunately, doping is only a trivial matter in the United States .

After all, drug use is legal in the United States.

Reminiscent of someone who broke the news on Twitter before saying that he is a lizardman, the typical method of "opening the window, first lifting the roof" means, preparing to destroy his image step by step, starting from the absurd blindness to reasonable speculation , and gradually form cognition.

While thinking about it, Payton and Iguodala were very angry when they saw the report, and suggested that Su Yang go all out to prosecute and definitely testify in court.

Hearing this, Su Yang said to Olshey, "There is no need to respond for now, just wait until the election is over." These small tricks are like ants clinging to them, and it is definitely not good to ignore them, but there are more important things in front of you, so there is no need to be distracted. You can settle accounts after autumn.

Training ensues.

After training in the afternoon, the whole team rushed to the Malibu beach to have dinner and relax. By the way, I watched the Eastern Conference games and found that the Cavaliers had won the Tianwangshan battle in three consecutive games. The momentum of the Pistons was completely broken. more ferocious.

During the chat, Payton said with a smile: "I will retire after the game this year, and then I will lobby Billups to join us..." Maybe the game was too high, and he couldn't choose what to say for a while, which made Olshey make eye contact, Payton didn't notice it at all. He analyzed it on his own, saying that Billups is a perfect fit for the Clippers, can help Su Yang play a stronger strength, and can start the next five years to win the championship.

Before the words fell, the backup point guard Anthony Carter and Barea, who came back from the Development League to join the team, looked embarrassed as backup point guards. Milicic and Kaman, who needed big contracts, also looked strange. After all, Billup Sri Lanka affects them the most.

Seeing this, Su Yang hurriedly said: "Then I will give up on renewing the contract in advance, and then sign the veteran's basic salary next year. At that time, I will learn from O'Neal in the regular season to recuperate, and I will go all out in the playoffs..." hinting that anyway, there is no shortage of money and performance opportunities, and the salary can be reduced. And time to get out.

He also tried his best to save the field, lest the internal collapse before the sixth game, Peyton reacted after hearing the words, and let the topic go with a haha.

In the early morning of the next day, the staff of the domestic branch arrived with various documents as required. Su Yang took Yanxi to handle the transfer of 20% of Weibo shares, and added Yanxi as the beneficiary of the domestic investment branch. It can be regarded as treating the four women equally.

Call Scarlett after finishing the work, and promise to invest in a movie starring her, whether it is for the Olympics or commercial.

Before the war, all potential internal problems were resolved.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the team arrived at the Staples Center.

There is air-conditioning in the locker room, but the temperature is very high, and it feels stuffy after a while. The person in charge of the venue explained that the cooling is too fierce to destroy the ozone layer, saying that Anschutz, as a carbon-neutral advanced group, has the same standards for any team, which is a bit different. Call yourself.

It is estimated that the Clippers moved away, and the oil pipeline center directly competed for interests. In the past, Anschutz paid money.

Training continues as usual.

However, many fans who entered the stadium in advance yelled "stimulants" at Su Yang, making it clear that they wanted to engage in mentality, and even made a cartoon of Su Yang secretly giving injections in advance, so angry that Payton stopped training and confronted those few fans. Don't care about the $[-] fine.

05:30 After the training, Su Yang was interviewed and talked about the suspicion of doping by the Los Angeles Times, and said with a smile: "I really didn't use doping because I am a lizard man, born with super physical strength and super fast recovery Speed, invincible..."

The reporters laughed out loud.

At six o'clock in a blink of an eye, the game started.

The Lakers invited Magician, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and many other celebrities to sit and cheer, and even Pat Riley got involved. star support.

It's a bit of a one-off.

The long whistle sounded, and the game entered the final preparation stage. The Lakers fans on the scene suddenly shouted in unison that Su Yang should take medicine.

Su Yang thought this shit couldn't bear it anymore, so he walked to the technical stage and shouted at the audience: "You are finished! You panic! You use any means! You know you can't beat it! You are fighting to death! You know it in your heart!
We know it too! "

Instead, he stood in the middle circle and waited. The Clippers then won the jump ball. Su Yang took it in his hands and pushed it forward. He quickly ran across the center line. A long three-pointer, and the basketball slammed into the net.

The boos came to an abrupt end.

Lakers fans, players, coaching staff and many celebrities were all stunned, and Buss Jr. in the box was even more nervous.

How about shooting a super long three-pointer at the beginning?
Are they still human?

Really lizards?
The two teams switched offense and defense, and the Lakers adjusted their strategy. Instead of trying to consume Su Yang through offense, they took the initiative to stay away from Su Yang, and let Garnett and Kobe play pick-and-roll cooperation. Strong killing move.

Milicic's attack was delayed, and Iguodala squeezed to catch up, but Kobe rushed to the basket wholeheartedly, grabbed the little space and buried his head in the rush, abruptly breaking through Milicic to score a layup, obviously not taking physical exertion into consideration. Just wanted to type a response.

Easy side Clippers attack, Su Yang also finds a cover to force his way, and Garnett, who flies and smashes the dunk to make up for the defense, succeeds, but the referee whistles an offensive foul.Because Spoelstra tried his best to argue until the end of the foul, the dunk not only failed to score, but gave the Lakers a point.

The Lakers continued to attack after free throws. Kobe rushed to the basket with the ball again, causing a foul on Millsap who was defending. However, Millsap chose exactly the same as Garnett before. Spoelstra shouted at the referee angrily, and ended up in second place. foul and was ejected.

The Lakers fans cheered and shouted to celebrate Spoelstra's departure, and Spoelstra summoned the Clippers and said: "I just want to show an attitude, try to prevent the referee from arbitrarily making unfavorable calls for us, specific rotation arrangements and potential temporary situations, Hornacek will deal with it. Of course, Su Yang's opinion has the highest priority, and you know, he is the real coach."

Facing a big setback but taking the initiative to joke, the tension among the Clippers has eased, and the 3-6 start is even more trivial.

The game continues.

But I never thought that Su Yang would soon get fouled for defending Kobe's back-up, and had to go off the court for a rest twice in total.

The situation changed drastically again. Su Yang commanded Varejao to temporarily fill the position on the sidelines and asked Millsap to switch to the small forward position. Anyway, Artest is not a speed player, and the young Millsap is also very agile. Two-three defense formation.

The Clippers' defense quickly took off, but it was a pity that they lost Su Yang on the offensive end as an absolute containment, and they didn't score for a full 3 minutes.

When the dead ball was suspended, Phil Jackson arranged for Lagabel to replace Cassel. At the same time, he boldly used Vujacic, who had never played in the previous five games, to replace Artest.

Su Yang adjusted simultaneously, arranged for Barnes, who had never played before, to replace Ray Allen, Tucker replaced Millsap, Hill replaced Milicic, Varejao moved to the center position, and Iguodala played full head In the next quarter, it changed into a three-two defense formation.

The Lakers' strategy failed, and the score continued to be anxious. EPSN guest Jeff Van Gundy praised Su Yang for dispatching Zen Master on the spot.

After the first quarter, the Clippers trailed the Lakers 22 to 25.

Su Yang hurriedly appeared on the stage to lead the team. Facing a small lineup composed of Kobe, Bell, Vujacic, Ariza and Odom, he decisively commanded the team to switch defenses infinitely, replacing Varejao who was limited by speed many times in the basket. Defensive Odom, full.

After halftime, the Clippers trailed 47 to 50.

No adjustments were made during the halftime break. All eight players arranged one-on-one massages to relax. Sterling generously paid the extra fee just to help the team achieve the miracle of four games in a row. He also promised in advance that he would prepare the most expensive championship ring.

The whole team didn't take it seriously, and continued to play in the third quarter calmly. Su Yang was troubled by fouls again, with a total of 4 personal fouls. Fortunately, after the three quarters, the Clippers still clung to the point difference, only 72 to 75 3 points behind the Lakers, all rely on defense.

In the fourth quarter, the game started immediately. The lack of physical strength caused by the six-game short rotation of the Lakers, as well as the mental pressure problem that may be connected to the board for three consecutive games, broke out at the same time. Lan Du let go, like a fake match.

The same is true for the Clippers. Ray Allen made a three-point shot, Iguodala dribbled and dropped the ball, and Su Yang made a sudden stop and almost lost his footing.

In the last 5 minutes, neither team dared to make substitutions.

The game turned into a pure competition of willpower. Su Yang and Kobe also rushed to the basket continuously, and Su Yang gradually narrowed the point difference by relying on free throws. Kobe failed to hold the advantage because of the deviation of free throws. The boat won 94 to 93.

The series became 3-3.

Many fans tweeted that they believed that the Clippers would make a four-game reversal when they returned home, because the Lakers were completely empty.

　I wrote another chapter of the outline plot... Originally, there was a detailed arrangement, but because of the recent illness, poor coding status, and rush to advance, I had no choice but to make it like this, which is the old problem of falling into the previous book.

　　
　
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