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"Bai Zhanji, a mythical internet beast, is male, and loves females. He is young and weak, and Yunying is not married. Thank you." After Bai Zhanji came to the stage, he finished speaking in one breath.The key is that the yin and yang are frustrating and full of flavor.

Under the podium, chirping applause rang out.

have to say.Bai Zhanji has the desire to express himself, and his eloquence is not bad.

In particular, the seven characters of the internet god beast Bai Zhanji have already formed a brand effect. It can be said that among the freshmen in the entire college, everyone knows everyone. Of course, there will always be such a strange monster as Xiao Yu. .

After Bai Zhanji finished speaking, Yuan Hou smiled and nodded to him.

Yuan Hou knew that this kid had declared to the outside world that his college entrance examination results were outstanding and first-class among so many students.After thinking about it, after getting acquainted with it, he will definitely be absorbed by the student union and other organizations. As long as he is willing, his future is boundless.

"This is clearly a pirated version of what I said just now." Xiao Yu lay on the desk, listening to Bai Zhanji's nonsense, but in his heart he was planning how to make Yuan Hou look ugly.

After Bai Zhanji, a boy appeared on stage. Xiao Yu was not in the mood for this kind of self-introduction. Most people are ordinary, knowing one more is not much, and knowing one less is not a lot.

Next came a girl who was not bad looking, and Bai Zhanji immediately called out her name.When the girl started to introduce herself, her name was exactly as Bai Zhanji said.

Everyone came to the stage one after another.Bai Zhanji can name any woman with three points of beauty.

Then another girl came onto the stage, and before she could speak, screams came from below.

Xiao Yu noticed that Yuan Hou's eyeballs were a little straight.

This girl should belong to Yuan Hou's favorite, with big breasts and fat buttocks, with every step, her breasts flicker three times.

What is even more surprising is that this girl has a baby face.There are two small dimples on his face, and he smiles lightly, revealing two small canine teeth.Authentic ****.

pat!

A soft sound.

Xiao Yu suddenly found out that Bai Zhanji, who was known as the Internet beast, had all his mouth dripping out, flowing down the corner of his mouth, and a small piece of it was already wet under the desk.

"Cheng Fengfeng, grass, my favorite." Bai Zhanji said without concealing his perverted face, while moaning.

Cheng Fengfeng bowed on the stage, and said very quietly: "Hello everyone, my name is Cheng Fengfeng, not Feng Chengcheng."

brush!Eyeballs all over the place.When Cheng Fengfeng bowed, the pair of breasts on his chest jumped out of the V-neck for nearly half, and all the lecherous men present feasted their eyes.

"I'm dead, I'm dead. Cheng Fengfeng, oh, Cheng Fengfeng." Bai Zhanji cried exaggeratedly, clutching his chest.

"If you like it, chase after it. Those who arrive early eat meat, and those who arrive late drink soup." Xiao Yu said. "Liu Harazi can't solve the problem."

"Who's kidding?" Bai Zhanji rubbed the corner of his mouth with his sleeve, and said dissatisfied. "It's obviously saliva."

"Grass, is that different?"

"It's different, be civilized with your saliva, don't act like an old farmer in the country."

"..."

Xiao Yu raised her thumb and said, "There are not many people I admire. You are the first one with thick skin like yours."

"Don't praise me, I'll be proud." Bai Zhanji rubbed the corner of his mouth with his sleeve and said.

Xiao Yu thought for a while and asked: "I don't understand, how can you know the girl's name after just a little glance?"

"Well, it's drizzle." Bai Zhanji said: "Don't talk about our class, our department, our college, I can name anyone who can be ranked. We have information. This Cheng Fengfeng, my mother's , There is already a man, the chairman of the student union of our clinical department of traditional Chinese medicine, mother's. Dogs eat all the good flowers. Oh, Cheng Fengfeng, oh, Cheng Fengfeng."

"What's wrong with the chairman of the student union, you should grab it." Xiao Yu encouraged.

"The chairman of the student union and I are buddies. Damn, we can't do this kind of thing to seduce my sister-in-law. Ah, Cheng Fengfeng, oh, Cheng Fengfeng."

Xiao Yu conveniently smacked Bai Zhanji's head, and said with a smile, "I know it's my sister-in-law, but I can't stop talking about it."

"I've made up my mind. I'll find an excuse first. Break up with the chairman of the department, blow the candle with him first, and then go to Cheng Fengfeng. This is not considered to seduce my sister-in-law. Are you right, brother? My plan How is it?" Bai Zhanji asked.

"It's pretty good." Xiao Yu praised: "It's just that some of them are not human."

"Grass, in this college, there are really not many people who say that I am human. I stepped on it once before the college entrance examination, and most of the brothers here know me. Oh, Cheng Fengfeng, oh, Cheng Feng Feng."

"Much better than me. I don't recognize men and women." Xiao Yu said.

"That's right, from now on, you can just hang out with my brother, and you will enjoy delicious food, hot food, and beautiful women every day." Bai Zhanji said, patting his chest.

When he raised his head again, Cheng Fengfeng had already stepped down.

There was a girl on stage.The girl grows up to be called a water spirit, and if she dresses up a bit, she can compete with Sister Feng.

As soon as the girl spoke, she sounded coquettish, and Xiao Yu almost vomited out her morning meal.

"I guess you're going to be disappointed." Xiao Yu and Bai Zhanji said in a low voice while lying on the desks. "A classic beauty is a classic beauty, but I don't know whether it is Wuyan or Dongshi."

"It's a little worse than my original school class." Bai Zhanji said in a low voice.

Xiao Yu looked at Bai Zhanji with a face full of astonishment, I'm stupid, this kind of guy is a little worse than your original class flower, did you live a human life before?

"Understood." Xiao Yu said: "If I were you, I would drop out of school too. You can't go to that kind of crappy school even if you have to strip your pants for nothing and call your father."

"Long live the understanding, I'm crying!" Bai Zhanji said emotionally while holding Xiao Yu's hand, "Why don't you introduce yourself on stage? It's a good opportunity to leave a good impression on the girls."

"I'll think about it first, and I'll talk about it later. I have a little private holiday with that monkey." Xiao Yu glanced at Yuan Hou and said calmly.

"Which monkey?"

"Team leader, Yuan Hou.——Ape, thanks to you, you are still called Bai Zhanji." Xiao Yu curled his lips and said.

Bai Zhanji was taken aback for a moment, then squeezed Xiao Yu's hand, and said with a lot of emotion: "I thought my life was already awesome, but I didn't expect your life to be even more fucking awesome, brother. Just entered school On the first day of the first day, you and the leader of the class became enemies, and my brother admired him so much. The brother asked me a lot, why did you and the leader of the class have an enmity?"

Xiao Yu thought about it, but there was no deep hatred.It's just that Yuan Hou had a strange quarrel with that little girl when she was shopping for clothes, and Li Lingyue said that she hated Yuan Hou.Later, Xiao Yu also heard that Yuan Hou had a little bit of meaning for Li Lingyue. When Yuan Hou saw himself and Li Lingyue together, it was clearly a sour and jealous taste.If it is said to be an enemy, it should be for this reason.

"He robbed me of women." Xiao Yu said calmly.

It was definitely not that she would rob women with him, because Li Lingyue herself was not like him, so it was quite appropriate to say that Yuan Hou robbed women with herself.

"I'm stupid, big brother, you're my fucking idol! You're awesome, you're really fucking awesome. Robbing a girlfriend from the teacher in charge is not something that ordinary awesome people can do. I admire you so much, I've decided, I'll just follow you in the past few years at the Imperial College of Traditional Chinese Medicine!" Bai Zhanji said with a look of envy and sincerity.

I have to think twice about grabbing Cheng Fengfeng.After all, Cheng Fengfeng has a senior boyfriend.He, Xiao Yu, was so good that he directly robbed the head teacher's girlfriend.

Just now he said to let Xiao Yu hang out with him, but he changed his tone without saying a few words.

"You're wrong." Xiao Yu corrected: "It's he who wants to rob my woman, not me who robs his girlfriend. ——My woman, he can't even take it away. I also want to see his girlfriend. No way."

Recalling the time when Yang Zilu, the prostitute, was touched by him twice and then began to moan about being almost elegant, Xiao Yu felt a sense of revenge.

So Xiao Yu added: "Monkey's girlfriend feels good to the touch, especially those two big weapons, they are the natural enemies of men, but it's okay to touch, and it's not easy to snatch it. We don't have that hobby."

"You—you you!" Bai Zhanji was even more shocked.Well, he said just now that he doesn't know anyone from this school, well, he does know the teachers at the school.Mom, dare to snatch the girlfriend from the head teacher, and even touch the head teacher's girlfriend's big boobs.

Grass, this mother is still human.

"Brother - no, brother, you are really a brother. Your methods are more than a thousand times stronger than brothers. Ah Cheng Fengfeng, oh Cheng Fengfeng. My Cheng Fengfeng, I only count on you, brother. "Bai Zhanji hastily flattered and said. "You must accept me as your younger brother. I have really convinced you. You are talented. What a fucking talent."

Xiao Yu thought for a while, and said: "It's okay to hang out with me, there is a test for you."

"Brother, tell me."

"You are so familiar with the girls at school, keep an eye on Gan Tiantian's whereabouts for me." Xiao Yu said.

Make the best use of things and people do their jobs.

It's perfect for Bai Zhanji to do this.

Bai Zhanji patted his chest and said: "It's nothing to worry about, don't worry, I'll leave it to my brother. Isn't it just sweet, don't worry, the result will come out in two days. I'll kill chickens and chickens all over the world. Finding a girl is just like It's like checking the household registration book, and I'm sure that even her eight generations of ancestors can be found out. But there is one thing, after you check it out, you must accept me as a younger brother."

The two were studying the women in the academy when there was a loud splash from the podium, followed by chaos in the classroom.

A tall and thin boy stood on the podium and before he had time to speak, he fell straight down and fell directly on the concrete floor.