Medical Unparalleled

Bai Zhanji brought over a half-bottle of mineral water and a bag of potato chips from Cheng Fengfeng. Xiao Yu looked at it and thought that it would be more practical than a big steamed bun.But who would carry a big steamed bun now.

"Spray him with water." Xiao Yu said.

Bai Zhanji chuckled, and said, "Deling!" Carefully lifted the bottle cap of the mineral water, straightened his neck, and took a big gulp into his mouth.

"Spray." Xiao Yu said.

"Gudong!" Bai Zhanji stretched his neck and swallowed it directly.

"I told you to spray him, what did you drink?" Xiao Yu said angrily.He's really a guy who does more than succeed. "I can't do it."

"It's done, it's done." Bai Zhanji smiled, leaned into Xiao Yu's ear and whispered, "See, this is half a bottle of water. What do you mean? Explain that Cheng Fengfeng drank half a bottle, boss, what do you say?" Said, I also took a sip of this mineral water bottle, is it an indirect kiss, quack quack quack quack."

"You!" Xiao Yu looked at Bai Zhanji and nodded again and again: "I'm not the boss, you are the boss. You are like an uncle. I thought I had a thick skin, but I didn't expect you to be more wretched than me. "

"Thank you for the compliment." Bai Zhanji took another sip.

"If you drink it, it will be gone." Xiao Yu said bitterly: "Hurry up, save the classmate, maybe Cheng Fengfeng's passionate kiss is much better than this indirect kiss?"

"Boss is right." Bai Zhanji rolled his eyes, thought for a while and said, "It's so reasonable."

After finishing speaking, he took a sip of water in the innermost part, and with a puff, sprayed it all on the face of the fainted classmate.

Taking advantage of the situation, he twirled the mouth of the mineral water bottle with his tongue, and then tapped his mouth, with an expression as if he was taking advantage of the sky.

"I really convinced you." Xiao Yuhan said with a sigh. "Give him a drink."

Bai Zhanji rolled his eyes, he had already approached the boy's mouth with the mineral water bottle, and suddenly pulled it back.After thinking about it, he first poured water into the cap of the mineral water bottle, then brought it to the boy's lips, and fed him a small sip of water.

"Cheng Fengfeng is only accessible to me." Bai Zhanji whispered.

I was sweating a lot.Xiao Yu almost choked up speechless.

Under Xiao Yu's instruction, Bai Zhanji fed the boy a few sips of water and put a potato chip on the corner of the boy's mouth, but he didn't see any rejection.Still squinting his eyes, looking like he was dying.

"Is there really something wrong?" Bai Zhanji asked.

The students also held their breath, all eyes were waiting for Xiao Yu and Bai Zhanji's cooperative treatment, no one spoke, it was very quiet.

"What's the matter?" Xiao Yu responded casually.

"He still doesn't wake up, why don't we wait for the team leader to see what the hospital has to say? We are tossing here, what should we do if we die from tossing?" Bai Zhanji thought to himself. Said without a clue.

"No, I have a solution." Xiao Yu frowned, and took out the silver needle she carried with her.

"You, you, what are you going to do?" Bai Zhanji asked in surprise.

"Acupuncture, can't you see it?" Xiao Yu asked back, and with one needle, he pierced the ear and eye of the student lying on the ground.

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Yuan Hou went directly to Yao Ming's dean's office, and Yao Ming was talking to an old man.The two talked and laughed with each other.Yuan Hou recognized at a glance that the old man who was talking with Yao Ming was Li Lingyue's grandpa ***.

Yuan Hou greeted him respectfully, and talked about a student in the class who fainted.

Before Yao Ming could speak, *** interrupted first: "I heard from Lao Yao that Xiao Yu is assigned to your class?"

"Yes, I will take good care of him." Yuan Hou gritted his teeth and said the word take care.

"You don't need to take special care, just be an ordinary student." *** said. "But since Xiao Yu is here, that student shouldn't have any troubles. I can trust his level."

"This, isn't that good?" Yuan Hou was a little dumbfounded. "If something happens, no one can bear the responsibility. As their head teacher, it is necessary for me to report the situation to the school."

Yao Ming waved his hand and said, "Old Li is trustworthy, so I can trust it. It's all right, let's go." Turning around, he said to ***, "Continue, let's talk about the [-]-round battle between you and Lao Wangtou."

"That day, that's right, I remembered, I said car one level two, he insisted on horse three into five..." The two old men were gesticulating there, leaving Yuan Hou aside.

Yuan Hou: "I..."

"If you don't have anything else, let's go back first. Sign up for the report on the first day. There are still many things to do. Go ahead." Yao Ming was a little impatient, and waved his hand to signal Yuan Hou to step back first, so as not to affect the research of the two old men. chess record.

"But..." Yuan Hou said with a sad face.

"With this time, you can deal with a lot of things, go ahead, I'm busy."

Yuan Hou got bored, left the dean's office with a disheartened face, and combed the stairs down to the first floor with his head down.

After thinking about it, Yuan Hou went straight to the office of the Department of Political Affairs and Education.

Director An of the Department of Political Affairs and Education is known as the iron baker, unlike the two old guys above who shelter Xiao Yu and only care about playing chess by themselves.

Yuan Hou entered the door of the Political and Education Office, and saw An Zhi lying in front of the computer, fiddling with documents and the like.

Look, this is the man who does great things.Work time is work time, not like the two old guys above even play chess.

"Director An, there is such a thing about Director An, the new Xiao Yu, he..." Yuan Hou said with a smile on his face.Let's not say that some students fainted this time.It's not a big deal to get dizzy, the crux of the matter is that this Xiao Yu still wants to treat her privately, which is a big deal, practicing medicine illegally.So Yuan Hou decided to put Xiao Yu first.

Hmph, let you fight with me, there are plenty of your little shoes to wear.

"Xiao...Xiao Yu?" An Zhi pondered for a while while staring at the computer screen.His face was a little dignified.

Yuan Hou was full of anticipation.

"Xiao Yu, oh, Xiao Yu. I remembered, a freshman in freshman year. This kid is amazing, he is a talent. ——Hey, you smelly dog, let you bite me, let you bite me? Can you bite me this time? Are you here? Xiao Yu, um, is a talent. Knowing to kill this dog first, not bad, not bad." An Zhi clicked the mouse while talking.Shaking his head, he seemed to be enjoying himself very much.

Yuan Hou couldn't help laughing, this An Zhi didn't play chess like *** and the others, but was tinkering with the computer by himself, as if there was something in it that particularly attracted him.Looking closer, it turned out that An Zhi was playing a game of stealing food.Yuan Hou couldn't help chuckling and said, "This game was popular two years ago, but no one plays it now, haha, haha."

After Yuan Hou laughed a few times, he suddenly felt that there was a sudden stagnation in the air, and the atmosphere seemed not quite right.

An Zhi was looking at him coldly, stopped stealing food, and let go of the mouse.

Just staring at him coldly, neither moving nor speaking.The key is not to blink, it looks a little creepy.

"An, Director An, don't look at me like that... I, I..." Yuan Hou started to stutter, and suddenly he knew that he had said something wrong and offended An Zhi's anger.He said that the game he played was popular two years ago. Doesn't that mean that An Zhi can't keep up with the times now and is outdated?

An Zhi snorted coldly, and said, "Tell me, what do you want from me? I don't play the game now, and it's an outdated game anyway. What did you just say? Xiao Yu or something?"

Yuan Hou thought for a while, and said, "Is that Xiao Yu assigned to my class?"—Let's not complain about it.From Director An's tone, Xiao Yu's status in his heart is not low.Let's not know that there are tigers in the mountains, and prefer to seek death.

"Go and see the notification by yourself, and you come to ask me about this kind of thing?! How can I remember so many." An Zhi waved his hand displeased, and said, "Is there anything else?"

"It's gone, Director An, you're busy, you're busy, I'll go first." Yuan Hou said a few words in a hurry, and before An Zhi could agree or disagree, he ran out with his tail between his legs. Passed the door of the political and religious office.

Yuan Hou let out a long breath after rushing out of the office building.Mom, what's the matter.In the new semester, the unfavorable start was all caused by Xiao Yu.

wait and see!There is still opportunity.

Thinking about it, Yuan Hou hurried back to the classroom of Class 120, and just outside the door of the classroom, he heard a burst of noise.

"Wake up, wake up."

"Open your eyes."

"Grass, it's actually been revived. It seems to be the result of the few saliva I sprayed."

The last voice was obviously planned by Bai Zhan, only this kid insisted on saying the word "grass" before speaking, as if he could not show his extraordinaryness by saying otherwise.

What woke up alive?Could it be?

Yuan Hou stepped into the door of the classroom, and saw Xiao Yu and Bai Zhanji supporting the fainted boy, feeding him mouthfuls.

It turned out to be really good.

While feeding the water, Bai Zhanji said, "Brother, I'm really convinced of you. You're so stupid. I thought I'd pierce his ears and eyes through this needle."

Xiao Yu said: "Which one of your eyes sees me piercing his ear? It's clearly piercing the acupoint in the middle of the ear."

"I don't understand this, so don't fool me, but at least he's awake, and everything will be fine for us. Fuck."

A sharp-eyed student saw Yuan Hou at the door, and hurriedly said, "Mr. Yuan, Mr. Yuan, he's fine. He's really fine."

Yuan Hou said with a dark face: "It's okay, it's fine."

What else can I say?It's really back home today.This kid Xiao Yu is simply his nemesis.

"Student, tell me, what's wrong with you? Why did you faint?" a student asked.

The tall and thin man opened his mouth and let out a long breath.