Medical Unparalleled

If the Democratic Party has more taxes, the Communist Party will have more.Almost all conferences are full of cumbersome procedures, and there is not much that everyone can really listen to.After the host announced the start, he introduced several leaders of the school.The person with the highest official position should naturally be Yao Ming, the dean of the School of Traditional Chinese Medicine, but Xiao Yu noticed that Yao Ming did not sit in the main seat but chose to sit at the side. The main seat was a middle-aged woman in her forties, Dressed neatly, with a pretentious smile on his face, the host introduced him as one of the school board members.

The leaders are talking on the top, and the students are napping below.Yuan Hou looked energetic and happy.

Xiao Yu looked dignified and remained silent.Zhang Xiaoshan sat there and dozed off. The only one among the three who was still active was Bai Zhanji.

"Wow! You're beautiful." Bai Zhanji looked like a nympho, looking at a girl not far away. "**,**!"

As he spoke, he took out the phone, and was just about to turn on the camera, when he suddenly realized that it was Xiao Yu's [-]-yen flat-screen phone with a white screen, which didn't even have a camera function, let alone a two-G ethical movie.Don't even think about it, you have fallen into Xiao Yu's trick to lure the enemy.

"Brother, brother, hurry up and return the phone to me. It's a waste of a chance to take pictures of beauties." Bai Zhanji said while pulling Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu snorted contemptuously, threw the phone to Bai Zhanji, and said, "Aren't you in love with Cheng Fengfeng secretly? What other beauties are you photographing? Seeing how anxious you are, it seems like you haven't seen a woman in hundreds of years. of.

The two exchanged their mobile phones, and Bai Zhanji smiled and said, "Didn't I tell you that Feng Chengcheng has a husband, and her husband is from our student union and a friend of mine. This kind of seduction Regarding sister-in-law, do you think I look like that kind of person?"

"It's not like." Zhang Xiaoshan said in a low voice.

"Look, look. Brother Xiaoshan is the real one. The one who knows me is Xiaoshan. Xiao Yu, you actually let me seduce my sister-in-law, you fucking go away, don't say I know you. I am such a pure and good boy , I am ashamed to be with a beast like you. Brother Xiaoshan, right?" Bai Zhanji got his cell phone and was no longer coerced by Xiao Yu.

Zhang Xiaoshan said: "You don't look like the kind of person who seduces sister-in-law, because you are. Like this word, you can't use it lightly. It's like saying that Bai Zhanji looks like a person, but in essence, you are not a person." So it should be said that Bai Zhanji doesn't look like a person."

"It seems to make a little sense." Bai Zhanji pondered for a moment, quickly reacted, and slapped Zhang Xiaoshan on the head, cursing: "Fuck, you Zhang Xiaoshan is not like a person, why are you talking to your brother?" What?! I almost got caught by you, grandma."

Zhang Xiaoshan said: "Then I was wrong. I shouldn't say that you are not like a person. I will repeat it. Bai Zhanji, you are almost like a person."

"That's more or less the same....I'm stupid, you still say I'm not human?!" Bai Zhanji was almost confused by Xiao Yu and Zhang Xiaoshan.

These two living treasures are pinched when they meet, and the injustice of the previous life is nothing more than that.Xiao Yu watched the two of them fight with a smile, but was not in a hurry about the bet.

"Actually, what you said is not unreasonable." Bai Zhanji suddenly stopped fighting with Zhang Xiaoshan, and said to Xiao Yu: "Xiao Yu, tell me, should I blow the lamp and pull the wax with that brother and have a breakup meal and break up with him?" Brotherhood, and then seduce——no, and then pursue Cheng Fengfeng, isn't it seducing sister-in-law?"

Xiao Yu thought for a while, and said seriously: "If someone brags, you blow the flute, if someone drips wax, you pull out the wax. Your thinking is too advanced, and ordinary people can't give you any opinions. If you want me to say, first catch Cheng Fengfeng, and then treat you The brother said, if you date Cheng Fengfeng again, you will be seducing my sister-in-law. Don’t blame me for disregarding brotherhood! ——If he contacts you at that time, he will seduce your sister-in-law. It’s from the standpoint of justice. For the sake of your reputation as a good boy, let’s make things clear so that others don’t get caught in the pigtails.”

"High! Xiao Yu, you're fucking amazing. Okay, I'll listen to you, and I'll launch a strong offensive to pursue Cheng Fengfeng! Who, Xiao Shan, brother's hands are itchy again, what should I do? Come here, come here, Let me slap you."

"You can fight if you want?! Your brain is rusty, and I will be stupid with you? Hurry up and get some engine oil." Zhang Xiaoshan stepped aside.

"Five yuan, five yuan!" Bai Zhanji stretched out five fingers.

"...Give me the money first."

"..."

"Cough cough cough!" Yuan Hou cleared his throat and coughed twice.Look at the rostrum, then look at Xiao Yu and the three of them.

"What's the matter ape—no, Mr. Yuan? Did you catch lice and choke? Seeing that you are always coughing at a young age, it may be that there is something wrong with your trachea. Please check it out quickly. Don't wait until the time comes. It's really serious, and it's troublesome if it's late. We should kill the matter at the cradle stage." Xiao Yu said yin and yang.

Yuan Hou coughed twice to remind Xiao Yu, Bai Zhanji and Zhang Xiaoshan that on the stage, this year's bursary, as well as last year's scholarship, work-study opportunities and quotas, etc. have been officially distributed.

Zhang Xiaoshan sat up straight involuntarily. Xiao Yu said that among these names, there will be a place for him.Although we didn't know each other for long, Zhang Xiaoshan felt extremely at ease with Xiao Yu's confidence when he said this.As a freshman, who dared to bet with a teacher on such things as breastfeeding, without any backstage background, who would dare to be so awesome?The Bai Zhanji with cursive characters can't be done either.

"There will be mine. There will be mine." Zhang Xiaoshan said to himself.

"I don't really care if I have you or not, but I know that there will always be someone to nurse, quack quack." Bai Zhanji said heartlessly.

Yuan Hou has a copy of the document in his hand, which is the meeting minutes of today's meeting, and of course, it also includes the announced quota of scholarships and grants.There is definitely no Zhang Xiaoshan's name in it. "There will always be people who are breastfeeding, and it will definitely be Xiao Yu."

Yuan Hou pretended to be nonchalant and said that he didn't even pay attention to it. He was already slightly exerting force on the fingers holding the document, and even deformed those few thin documents.

On the stage, Dean Yao Ming was reading the manuscript carefully: "The eighth place in the bursary is Hu Tutu in Class [-]."

"There is still no me, there are already eight people—without me, there will be no more. There are only ten places in total, I know, I asked." Zhang Xiaoshan suddenly became excited, and said while shaking Xiao Yu's hand.

Xiao Yu still maintained a faint smile. "There will be, I said there will be, there will be."

"Are you so confident? Haha! Let me tell you, no, there will never be again! Do you think that if you hook up with Li Lingyue, you can develop a relationship with the dean and head of the department? Stop dreaming! Before the meeting, I already had a form, the ninth place is Du Ziteng, the tenth place is Jiang Ziya. No Zhang Xiaoshan! No!" Yuan Hou waved the form in his hand exaggeratedly, attracting the surrounding students and teachers There was a sideways look.

Yuan Hou realized that he seemed to have said something wrong, and quickly explained to Zhang Xiaoshan: "Student Zhang Xiaoshan, it's not that the teacher doesn't help you, but the stipend this time is the result of research and reservation. You don't need it, Xiaoshan." Disappointed, I can personally support you in the next time, of course, I will also report your situation to the school, hoping to have your name on the bursary in the next academic year, but this time, I really don’t want it There is no hope. Xiao Yu, he can't change anything."

"Brother Yu, is what Teacher Yuan said true? Tell me Brother Yu!" Zhang Xiaoshan asked repeatedly, holding Xiao Yu's hand.When Yuan Hou rejected him, Zhang Xiaoshan subconsciously chose to side with Xiao Yu, choosing to believe in Xiao Yu for no reason or condition.After all, there was no interest relationship between the two of them, Xiao Yu just wanted to help herself. "Even if it's true, I don't care. The point is that it's my fault that I made this bet with Teacher Yuan. I was wrong. Teacher Yuan, I'm sorry on behalf of Brother Yu. Let’s forget about the bet, and I don’t want the stipend or anything.”

"Forget it? Impossible." Yuan Hou said with a smile: "Unless Xiao Yu relies on this bet, he is not a man at all."

"I won't let it go. Man, spit and smash into a hole." Xiao Yu said every word.

On the stage, Yao Ming said: "Ninth place, Du Ziteng."

Sure enough, it was exactly the same as what Yuan Hou said.

Bai Zhanji glanced at Yuan Hou, and said softly to Xiao Yu: "Cao, Brother Yu, you have been fooled by this monkey, he has known the inside information for a long time, and he is here to trick you on purpose, I know, it must be For our sister-in-law's affairs, where is the concubine? No, where is the concubine?"

"Sister-in-law Yue? You still work part-time. What kind of words?" Xiao Yu pouted and said, "Monkeys can't pursue Sister Yue. Naturally, they are unwilling to see me and Sister Yue together. Look at how proud he is, the whole A successful villain. It doesn't matter, don't worry, his form is not completely irreversible. It has nothing to do with Sister Yue to get the scholarship. I have other channels, believe me. "

"What channel?" Bai Zhanji asked.

Xiao Yu thought for a while and said, "The dean I contacted directly. He agreed verbally, but..."

On the stage, Yao Ming read: "The last one for this year's bursary——Jiang Ziya!"

"This is the result of you going directly to the dean?!" When Bai Zhanji heard the news from Yao Ming who the last one was, Jiang Ziya, he admired Xiao Yu's kung fu even more.

"Hahaha!" Yuan Hou laughed wildly while pinching the stack of documents.