Medical Unparalleled

Under Xiao Yu's instruction, Zhong Beishan asked people to find paper and pens.There are many ready-made blank prescriptions in the nursing office of the hospital. Xiao Yu and Gan Tiantian pretended to hide aside to discuss, and then Xiao Yu dictated, and Gan Tiantian wrote down a prescription with only five herbs.Among them, the consumption of betel nut and rhubarb is particularly important.Rhubarb blindly has exceeded the usual dosage by more than five times.

Zhong Beishan didn't understand Chinese medicine, so he couldn't understand the mystery of this prescription.He didn't understand, which didn't mean that An Zhi didn't understand.Although An Zhi has been working as a leader for many years, he was born in Chinese medicine after all, holding the prescription and amazed again and again.This is a very common insect repellent formula. After being processed by Xiao Yu and Gan Tiantian, the compatibility of the monarch, minister and assistant envoy has been changed. Hu and other drugs are used to make the drug effect easily spread to the body surface and limbs.

"Good! Good!" An Zhi praised again and again, and said, "Based on this prescription alone, I have wronged you two in the first year of medical school. Why don't you let me introduce you? The dean of our Chinese medicine school has two doctoral students. How about being Dean Yao’s master’s students instead of directly converting the two of you into a combined master’s and Ph.D. program?”

As An Zhi said, his eyes were full of eager hope.He knew that his little knowledge of Chinese medicine had long since been muddled into a pot of rotten porridge after being a leader for the past few years. If it wasn't like this, An Zhi would have taken these two people under his sect.

Xiao Yu looked at Gan Tiantian with consulting eyes, and Gan Tiantian shook her head lightly.

This opportunity is indeed good, the only drawback is that the foundation is not solid.What Xiao Yu lacks is basic knowledge. As for Gan Tiantian, in her own words, she doesn't know anything about Chinese medicine.Although she didn't know whether Gan Tiantian's words were true or not, since she had clearly rejected her, Xiao Yu respected Gan Tiantian's opinion.So Xiao Yu said: "The tall building..."

Before the words, such as rising from the ground, laying the foundation, etc. were uttered, the little leader of the medical school who was just stomping outside pushed open the door and rushed in. With a plop, he knelt down in front of Xiao Yu, kowtowed and said, "Master, help me!" !"

"Old Liang, what are you doing?!" An Zhi frowned and said displeasedly.

Lao Liang himself was a doctor, and he also taught a large group of students. At this time, he kowtowed at the feet of a freshman regardless of his status, which completely embarrassed the teachers of the medical school.

Xiao Yu also froze for a moment, and helped that old Liang up.Lao Liang was unmoved, still kneeling down.

Xiao Yudao: "Teacher Liang, if you have something to say, you can directly say it. You can't solve the problem by kneeling like this, and I can't bear it either."

Only then did Lao Liang stand up and said, "No, no, master, you can bear it. I heard you when I was talking outside just now. You are amazing, you even know that I just got up from a woman's bed. Since You know it all, so I won't hide anything. I've only had such a hobby in my life. I like women. Unfortunately, in the past month, I can't do what I want. I can't keep my mouth open. I'm so greedy. It's so boring I am alive, I might as well be dead. I just saw the master and your girlfriend are amazing. I, Lao Liang, have lived for most of my life, and I have never seen such a brilliant Chinese medicine doctor. I am not afraid of your jokes. Before you came, we still It is said that this patient is basically hopeless. After you came, he will see great results in about ten minutes. I know that I have met a true God today. You have to help me by saying anything, as long as you can Let me regain my glory, and I ask you to mention it, I have accumulated some savings in my life, and you can make a price for how much you want."

This old Liang talked like a cannonball, Xiao Yu and others didn't even have a chance to interrupt.After finally waiting for Lao Liang to finish speaking,Xiao Yu was covered in cold sweat first, and he remembered that when he and Gan Tiantian were discussing the topic of Lao Liang getting up from the woman's bed, he lowered his voice as hard as he could, but he didn't expect that the wall has ears, and he heard it.

When Lao Liang said the words "with your girlfriend", Xiao Yu took a special look at Gan Tiantian. Coincidentally, Gan Tiantian also looked at Xiao Yu at this time, and the two eyes collided. There was a burst of passionate sparks, and in the end Gan Tiantian was more shy, and turned her head away first.

"I'm not a master either." Xiao Yu smiled and said, "Your illness is beyond the scope of my treatment."

"Plop!" Lao Liang who had just stood up immediately knelt down again, holding Xiao Yu's thigh with snot and tears and said: "Master, Master, please help. I will give money, I will really give money, You say the number, and I'll call you the card right away. Pay the money first, and then see the doctor, isn't that okay?"

Xiao Yu tried a few times, and found that no matter how hard he tried, this old Liang could not get up by himself, so he sat cross-legged on the ground, and sat face to face with Lao Liang, and then said: "The fundamental reason why I went to college , because I don’t have a solid foundation, I’m not omnipotent, and I can’t cure any disease. What I’m good at now is a kind of patient—half-dead, dying. Apart from this, I’m really good at other things. It can’t be cured. You’ve seen this too. To treat this big secretary, I’m just pulling him out of hell. The real follow-up treatment is due to Mr. Zhong and Director An. I really can’t do it, really. Yes, I won't lie to you."

"Could it be that there is really no cure for my illness?" Lao Liang sat on the ground slumped, and said in a calm voice, "I can't circle around, I might as well die." Go hit the wall.Xiao Yu and others quickly stopped him.

What a cruel man!Xiao Yu praised again and again.I have only heard of people who are willing to die for women before, but I have never heard of people who are willing to die for the sake of circles.

"What did you stop me for? What did you stop me for? It's better to let me die. You stop me from hitting the wall today, and I will go to sleep on the rails tonight. You can stop me for a while, but you can't stop me forever." Lao Liang murmured Said.

"Die, die!" Xiao Yu suddenly cursed: "You just know how to die! What's the point of hitting a wall? I'll give you a scalpel and cut it directly in the groin at the root of the thigh. You'll be dead in a few minutes! I've never seen a man like you who dies for the sake of circles, you have no bones at all, are you a fucking man?"

Lao Liang felt the same way, and said, "I'm not a man. I'm Yue Buqun. This stuff is not up to snuff. How is it different from being an eunuch?"

"I really convinced you." Xiao Yu also felt that this kind of man who looked at the circles and forks was really helpless, and said with a sigh: "I really can't cure this, but I can give it to you." You have a strong little recipe. Use two catties of white vinegar, one and a half catties of soaked leeks, run for seven days, and eat them in seven days. Eat leeks and drink vinegar. This leek is a good thing, also known as 'zhaung yangcao'. Men eat more A little, only good, no harm."

"Really? What you said is true?" Lao Liang was overjoyed, got up and said, "Thank you, Master, thank you for your guidance." Liang's voice said: "I'm going to ask for leave today, whoever is free will lead a class for me."

"what are you going to do?"

"Buy vinegar, soak leeks." Lao Liang's voice gradually faded away, but he could vaguely hear the joy contained in his voice.

cough cough!An Zhi coughed twice, and said, "Old Liang, he has two talents in teaching, but his private life is a bit messy."

Xiao Yu smiled and said, "There is a limit to everything. Too much is too late. Teacher Liang's body has been hollowed out, and he still has five years to live at most."

"Really? Then why didn't you tell him just now?"

"Didn't you see the performance just now? If you don't let him circle around, he will die now. Even if you tell him, he won't care." Xiao Yu said lightly.

An Zhi nodded again and again: "That's true. I have known Lao Liang for many years, but I don't know him as well as you do. Hehe. - Speaking of this matter, I know why you hesitated. Is it also like talking about Lao Liang? As you said, you only know how to treat people who are dying, but your basic foundation is not solid, is it also because of this that you hesitate to become Dean Yao's master's degree?"

Xiao Yu nodded: "Yes, it is because of this. I... what we learn is too jumpy, and is limited by the progress of the acupuncture techniques we have learned. To be honest, apart from the treatment of dying people, I only treat Fu Qingzhu There are more studies on women's subjects. Hehe, hehe."

Fu Qingzhu... Female department?

"Don't look at me with that look." Xiao Yu said with a smile: "When I was young, my literacy textbooks were Laozi, Zhuangzi, and introductory medicine textbooks, which was Fu Qingzhu's women's department. These books are more familiar than the basic knowledge of Chinese medicine. are much stronger.”

Yincai!What a yin talent!Everyone's eyes showed this meaning.

"Understood." An Zhi nodded. "But it doesn't matter. I can discuss it with Dean Yao. The two of you are studying the basic knowledge of the freshman while being Dean Yao's graduate student. We will go hand in hand without delay. Dean Yao's work, I will come Do it, I'll do it. Don't ask for anything else, when you two become famous in the future, remember that I, Anzhi, have supported you, and I will be satisfied."

"But." Xiao Yu said: "Gan Tiantian's enrollment status has not yet been determined."

"This... this..." An Zhi suddenly realized that he had fallen into the trap set by Xiao Yu at some point, and that what he insisted on was shocked by the magical acupuncture techniques of these two people. forgotten. "I'll think of a way." An Zhi said in a cold sweat.

What should be done has been done, and the time is already late.Xiao Yu and Gan Tiantian bid farewell and left, and the two drivers who picked them up took them back.Before getting into the car, Gan Tiantian said: "Thank you very much for today."

Xiao Yu said: "Is there anything to thank or not, my girlfriend?"

"I hate it." Gan Tiantian blushed.

"Just now you clearly did not deny it." Xiao Yu said.

"..."

"Hey. Let me ask you a question." Gan Tiantian said.

"Tell me my girlfriend."

"Just now, what did you say that you can't do circles and chachas, you would rather die. Circles and chachas...what the hell is it?"