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"Dihydrogen monoxide, dihydrogen monoxide," Qin Ge taught Ashikaga Yoshichi the whole process of cyanide word by word like a kindergarten aunt. The pronunciation of hydrogen and cyanide is the same, but the meaning is big have difference.

"Dicyanogen monoxide," Ashikaga Yoshichi said, never thinking that he could learn Chinese so quickly.

Qin Ge picked his thumbs up and praised: "The pronunciation is too standard, better than me, you go ahead first, I'll go to the bathroom,"

"Qin Sang, you are my great benefactor, I will never forget you," Ashikaga Yoshichi said sincerely.

"I won't forget you either." Qin Ge turned around and left the table with a short body, thinking: "You idiot, I definitely won't forget you."

Xiao Yu watched Qin Ge walk far away with his waist bent, and when he reached the door, Qin Ge turned his head and winked at Xiao Yu, Xiao Yu nodded with a smile, it's done.

"Take cyanide to improve physical strength," Xiao Yu leaned back on the back of the seat, squeezed a pen in his hand, and twirled his fingertips nimbly, and then said: "Your news is very important. I am surprised, I have no way to answer you, but I know that this matter should not happen to the athletes of Huaxia Kingdom, "

The reporters figured out their expressions and knew that Xiao Yu was guilty.

What he said this time, and the sentence "How do you know?" he said with a surprised expression just now are perfect proof.

At this time, Bai Chi stood up and picked up the microphone very cooperatively, and said: "We can not talk about this issue for the time being, let me tell you about the Huaxia National Team..."

The reporters were so excited, they were going crazy.

Bai Chi, the deputy head of the delegation, actually took the initiative to change the subject. What does this mean? It also shows that the Huaxia National Team really has a shady secret. Stimulants detected.

Big news, this is definitely big news.

It must be that Dr. Xiao, who looks only 20 years old, slipped his mouth by accident. In addition, that guy named Ashikaga Yoshichi had somehow obtained the internal top-secret documents of the Huaxia National Team. The leader couldn't sit still anymore, he wanted to change the subject.

How could the reporters allow this kind of thing to happen? They all protested with blushing faces and thick necks. The scene was uncontrollable for a while. One reporter even jumped up and rushed to the rostrum, but was quickly controlled by the security guards standing with their arms crossed. He even coaxed, persuaded and threatened with force, and sent the reporter back.

There is also a female reporter with a nimble body affixed to Ashikaga Yoshichi, a pair of burst | boobs rubbed against Ashikaga Yoshichi, Ashikaga Yoshichi's eyeballs almost popped out.

The female reporter was much taller than Ashikaga Yoshichi, who was less than 1.6 meters tall. She reached out her hand and was about to snatch the top-secret document belonging to the Huaxia National Team in Ashikaga Yoshichi's hand.

In the field, for a while, it was like holding a meeting during the general election of Baodao. If reasoning is not enough, it is ready to resort to force.

"Silence, silence," head Liu Peng patted the table and roared, "Pay attention to your image, friends from the press."

"The image is not as important as the headlines," a female reporter shouted like a crazy woman with loose long hair, her voice was much shriller than Liu Peng's.

"Ahem," Xiao Yu cleared his throat, and said, "Don't snatch it, everyone. His document is real. The Huaxia National Team did issue such a document. Its code name is Aoguang Document No. 001,"

Shuashuashua, a recorded sound, the camera, once again aimed at the rostrum.

In addition to Ashikaga Yoshichi, Xiao Yu will inevitably become the follow-up focus figure.

There really is such a document, and reporters are already thinking about the headline of the report.

"Shock, the secret weapon of Huaxia Kingdom,"

"The big killer, the mystery of China's soaring sports performance,"

"..."

"Excuse me, is there really such a cyanide?" A reporter responded quickly and began to ask questions of his own concern.

After a moment of silence, Xiao Yu said, "Yes,"

Hey, it's blown up, the crowd is excited, even more excited than watching who won the gold and silver in the game today.

"Can I ask the name of this cyanide?" A reporter raised a pen and paper and began to record.

"Sorry, this is our secret..." Xiao Yu maintained his usual smile, and before he finished speaking, Ashikaga Yoshichi jumped up and stood on the chair, waving the document in his hand, and said: "I know, I know , this cyanide, they require every athlete to consume no less than 10 bottles per day, this cyanide is..."

Ashikaga Yoshichi whetted his appetite for a moment, and then he said in correct Chinese: "Dihydrogen monoxide, remember, everyone remember this name, dihydrogen monoxide, this is Huaxia Kingdom's big killer to evade inspection ,"

Swirling, swishing, the sound of busy recording, some reporters have already turned on the computer and transferred files.

The pen is like a snake, and the manuscript is almost completed in an instant.

"Big killer, dihydrogen monoxide,"

"Escaping from Detection: The Mystery of China's Victory,"

"..."

"Excuse me, do you Chinese officials need any explanation for this matter?" The reporter asked the sharp question again, implying that no matter whether you explain it or not, you cannot avoid admitting this fact. For doping that cannot be detected by this instrument, there is nothing Huaxia's athletes can't do.

"I think we should ask the Anti-Doping Commission to sit in on this press conference," Ashikaga said triumphantly.

"We're not going to have any explanation," Xiao Yu said with an undiminished smile, "This is a drink that athletes usually have."

Ashikaga Yoshichi said proudly: "Aren't the head and the deputy head going to explain anything?"

"Of course, we don't need to explain," Bai Chi said very calmly.

Bai Chi finally understood Xiao Yu's purpose at this time. Now, their purpose is to accompany everyone to complete a farce, and then observe the reactions of the media from various countries.

Hitting east and attacking west is a strategy often used by the ancestors of Huaxia.

In addition to making noise, there is also fishing in troubled waters.

"Okay, I think we should have understood that the officials of Huaxia Kingdom have nothing to explain, because their use of doping is definitely a fact. We have all seen it, and we will definitely report it according to the facts," Ashikaga Yoshitoshi With a laugh, in addition to the factual report, a little exaggeration should be fine.

"Thank you, if everyone can report truthfully, then the Huaxia delegation would like to say thank you," Xiao Yu said with a smile on his face, "The Huaxia delegation has prepared a bottle of monoxide for each of the reporters who are working on it." Dihydro, it’s on the right side of your seat, welcome to taste, thank you,”

There are corrections, official acknowledgments, documents held by Ashikaga Yoshichi, and real objects for everyone to "appreciate". Is the Huaxia delegation crazy?

Already, a reporter couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, and was the first to find his own bottle of dihydrogen monoxide, which was pure and transparent, with a logo with the unique words of Huaxia, and the date of manufacture on it.

A reporter who knows Chinese has already read the Chinese characters on the label: "Hahawa pure water,"

"What is this," a reporter asked.

"Dihydrogen monoxide, don't you understand this?" Xiao Yu made a strange expression and said, "Dihydrogen monoxide, the chemical abbreviation is H2O, commonly known as,, water, pure water,"

"Friend Ashikaga Yoshichi, I don't know what your document actually says, but I know that if you didn't deliberately falsify the package, it should be a document issued by the Huaxia Olympic Organizing Committee. , Just looking at the title, it is already very clear, Aoguang Document No. 001, which means that this is the first advertisement document received by the Chinese Olympic delegation. This hahawa pure water is provided by the advertiser for free , Let our team members have no less than ten bottles of pure water every day. Is there any problem with this? Of course, water can maintain the vitality of athletes. I don’t think you will deny this point.”

Dihydrogen monoxide, Dihydrogen monoxide,.

Listening to this chemical name, few people can associate it with pure water.

But dihydrogen monoxide, it can't be anything else but water.

Ashikaga Yoshichi's eyes widened, staring, staring almost as big as a mung bean.

"For official things, the wording should be more rigorous, and it can't be too vulgar. Do you think so?" Xiao Yu laughed again.

Water, water, muddy water, Ashikaga Yoshichi blushed like a monkey's butt, standing on a chair and was about to talk to the reporters, from the Three Emperors and Five Emperors to the present, from...

However, the series of questions prepared stopped at a small bottle of Hawa. Such a group of reporters were actually restrained by a small bottle of mineral water.

You just said that the drinking water pipe is enough, and it’s over, but you said something like dihydrogen monoxide.

You said that you, Ashikaga Yoshimochi, just learned Sinicization, and you have learned so much that you can’t even understand a document from others, and the document that advertisers provide free drinking water. You are stupid and say what you have mastered The secret weapon for Chinese athletes to win gold medals.

All of a sudden, the reporters were so angry that they tore up the press releases that they had almost finished writing, and turned their cameras on Ashikaga Yoshichi for a close-up. The title of the latest press release was also thought out, and it was called " Big-name journalists who don’t know water.”

Ashikaga Yoshichi will definitely be famous both at home and abroad, but it's not because he revealed the inside story as he thought at first, but because he has become the biggest joke in the world throughout history.

From the beginning to the end, Ye Siwen kept a faint smile and did not speak. She knew that after the farce planned by Xiao Yu, other people would have to weigh their own weight if they wanted to suspect that there was something tricky in Huaxia Kingdom.

The press conference was successfully concluded, and the Xiao Yushui plan was successfully implemented, with smiles all over the face.

Walking out of the venue of the press conference, Qin Ge, who had already been hiding aside, greeted him with a smile, and said, "You are the most busy person in the Huaxia National Team now, and something happened again, and I'm waiting for you to put out the fire."

Xiao Yu pinched her nose: "What happened again?"