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Anesthetized and drunk, he still lightly covered his vermilion lips, smiling uncontrollably.

Xiao Yu said: "Pay attention to your ladylike image,"

It's easy to talk about others, but he himself has no image at all.

Hands crossed to cover the crotch in the middle of the crotch, this extremely indecent movement, might as well just let it go.

"But you're really funny," the anesthetist forcibly held back his smile, the corners of his eyes and brows still couldn't help but curl up, his expression was extremely cute.

"There are so many ridiculous people on the street. If you smile every time you see it, you will lose your ladylike image. If you miss something, you can't blame me," Xiao Yu took a deep breath, and moved his hands from his The crotch was moved away, pressed down from top to bottom, and slowly exhaled a puff of stale air in the chest, repeating this three times.

This is a martial arts skill that can clear up one's spiritual platform. Xiao Yu will always use it whenever he is emotionally turbulent. If the second master knows that he uses the martial arts skills he taught to suppress himself For the little brother, I don't know what kind of strange expression he will have.

After taking a deep breath, the little brother's impulse was forcibly suppressed by Xiao Yu.

The small tent in the middle of the crotch also disappeared under Xiao Yu's conscious control.

"Hmm..." The anesthetized drunk transformed into a curious baby, looking at everything in front of her with a strange expression that she could hardly believe. Immediately, she realized that Xiao Yu was forcibly stabilizing her mind, and her heart couldn't help but move. , her teacher once said that the highest state of practicing deception is to keep everything from favor or humiliation. If you can reach this level, I have everything in the world, and everything can be deceived. Anesthesia has seen her master with his own eyes. The deception is going around in circles, the kind of deception that can be successfully performed with non-human creatures, is the performance of deception.

Anesthesia Zui thought of this, and knew that she should also control her emotions. It wasn't that she didn't want to control her emotions, but because of a reason she didn't know, she just wanted to show in front of Xiao Yu. The little woman side of myself, not some lady or even a liar.

Subconsciously treating Xiao Yu as her boyfriend for so many years, her anesthetized mind has already deceived herself, but she is still unwilling to face and admit it.

"I am a lady, I am a lady, I am the real lady of the Ma family, I am the real lady of the Ma family, I want to be quiet, I want to..." Anesthesia closed his eyes slightly, murmuring in his heart Said to himself.

The way to anesthetize yourself is very simple, keep repeating a false fact until your heart believes it to be true.

I tried it under anesthesia, and the shortest time I took was 26 seconds.

When the anesthetized drunk closed his eyes, Xiao Yu's "luck" had already come to an end, and his little brother had already gone to rest with his head slumped.

But when she opened her eyes at this moment, Xiao Yu saw a scene that she would never forget in her life.

Anesthetized Zui closed his eyes slightly, and gently moved his lips. That sincere expression seemed to be a fairy from the nine heavens, or, it was Guanyin Bodhisattva sitting alone on the lotus platform. In a twilight of pure sanctity.

A faint opalescent light surrounds Anesthesia Zui's body, and for a while, the entire manor in Xiao Yu's eyes, except for Anesthesia Zuis sitting cross-legged, there is nothing else.

This is a very strange feeling. When Xiao Yu rubbed his eyes and looked carefully again, the faint light disappeared in an instant, and it was difficult to find it anymore. The only thing left was to fall with one bare foot. The little beauty sitting on the ground was anesthetized and drunk.

"Okay, if you're all right, get up quickly," Xiao Yu smiled and stretched out his hand, ready to pull Narcissus up from the ground. Narcissus's sharp kick just now fully explained the truth, that is, Narcissus' ankle The injury on the body has been quickly recovered under Xiao Yu's miraculous restoration technique.

Anesthetized Zui opened his big smart eyes and smiled slightly.

The demeanor of that moment is unmatched.

Under this experience, her xinxing has been rapidly raised to a new level, which is something that she could not even imagine before being anesthetized.

And the improvement of xinxing is extremely beneficial to the display of deception in the future.

"Well," the anesthetized drunk lightly nodded, and the smile on his face did not diminish. However, although it was a smile, the expression, the demeanor, had returned to the appearance that a lady should have,,, what a lady should look like, Xiao I don't know about the rain, it's almost there anyway.

"It's autumn and the ground is too cold. If you sit on the ground for too long, your body will suffer from joint pain," Xiao Yu said solemnly, holding her anesthetized and delicate hand, and pulling her up from the ground Originally, Xiao Yu thought it would be easier to lift her up, but her sacred and inviolable face made Xiao Yu hesitate, paused, and chose to drag her up.

"Really," the anesthetized drunk flashed a pair of big eyes, and asked back: "You really know a lot."

Xiao Yu sweated a lot. It's not that I know too much. It's the basic medical knowledge. I don't know, so I patiently explained: "When my aunt came, it was the time when a girl was weakest. At this time, no matter what Whether it is diet or other things, you need to pay more attention not to catch cold, such as not eating cold things like ice cream, not sitting on the cold floor for a long time, these can lead to the invasion of cold air, and finally lead to a cold body, every time you are in a cloudy sky When it rains, there will be symptoms of sore bones, and the coldness will be heavy and sticky, and it will be difficult to remove."

"Oh, I got it, I will pay attention to avoid it," Narcotic Zui calmly got up from the ground with Xiao Yu's help, slapped the dirt on his buttocks twice, and suddenly thought of a very strange problem.

,, he said that it’s fine if he can’t catch a cold, why should he say that he can’t sit on the cold floor for a long time when the aunt comes.

Even if what he said was true, how did he know that his aunt was coming.

I have already paid attention to it, even Ah Zi, who lives together, can't grasp the time when I come to my aunt so clearly.

How could this damned little man say such a shameful thing.

"How do you know... that... oh..." Anesthesia asked hesitantly, hesitating to speak.

Xiao Yu snapped her fingers and said, "You want to ask me, how do I know your aunt is here, right? Haha, it's very simple. To be honest, it's not because of how good my medical skills are, it's because I just I inadvertently saw something I shouldn't have seen... Wow Ka Ka Ka,"

Xiao Yu laughed loudly and said: "Did you know that when you fell to the ground just now, your inner part was exposed, and the inner part of the inner part was obviously padded, and that white corner was clearly ...Ahahaha, I know, it must be the seventh dimension, "

Ever since Xiao Yu was at Li Lingyue's house, because he was tricked by Li Lingyue and had to use the seven-dimensional space as toilet paper after a convenience, he had a very precise understanding of the seven-dimensional space. That’s all for the brand, if it’s a seven-dimensional space, no matter how well-hidden it is, Xiao Yu can find traces of its existence from among the clues.

"Well, what I said...wasn't it wrong," Xiao Yu was still talking triumphantly just now, when suddenly he saw the sudden change in the face of the anesthetized drunk, from a light smile to surprise, from surprise to surprise, from surprise to surprise. Anger, from anger to...

"Ah, ah, ah, I'm going to kill you," the anesthetized drunk jumped up. Just now, the anesthesia drunk who thought that her xinxing had improved was a little bit proud when Xiao Yu stimulated her so much, and the little witch's nature was completely gone. He appeared unreservedly, and after a long scream, he jumped up and rushed up, and there was a burst of scratching up and down without ladylike qualities and fighting skills.

Xiao Yu's voice became softer and softer, and was finally offset by a scream from the anesthetized drunk. Now that the anesthetized drunk turned into a scary witch again, Xiao Yu was even more astonished. He just stated a It's just a fact, you, you, why are you so excited.

Hmph, what the old ancestor said is right, it really is that only women and villains are difficult to raise.

Especially when she is both a woman and a villain, that is even more extreme.

Just now she said she was done, and decided to maintain a ladylike demeanor. In a short while, she has changed from a lady to a shrew. The gap between up and down is too big.

"Hush, lady, lady," Xiao Yu 100 Years kindly reminded, while being forced to back away by the anesthetized drunken fist.

"Anyway, I am no longer a lady in front of you, then after I kill you, no one will know my current performance, then I can continue to be a lady," the anesthetist roared repeatedly, and grabbed him, ignoring Wherever you catch Xiao Yu, you can catch it anyway, and it doesn't matter if you catch it.

"Killing me can't change the facts," Xiao Yu said through gritted teeth, and took another step back. Didn't he just see a small white edge in the seven-dimensional space? Didn't he really see your body? As for it? So angry.

"I don't need the facts, I need no one to know the facts," the anesthetized drunk burst into anger, and simply ignored it, grabbing Xiao Yu's hair and pulling it down vigorously.

Xiao Yu yelled loudly, it wasn't that he couldn't beat the anesthesia, but he was a little guilty.

The scalp was tingling, and there were already countless messy hairs in the anesthetized hands, and there were dozens of hairs in a hasty brush.

"You continue to make trouble so unreasonably, I'm really in a hurry with you," Xiao Yu stepped back again, stroked the top of her head, and warned loudly.

"I'm just making trouble for no reason, I'm just making trouble for no reason," said the anesthetized drunk, with tears in his eyes, almost crying, "Woooo...you are a bad person, you bully people..."

Obviously you bullied me, Xiao Yu wanted to cry but had no tears, and thought while rubbing his scalp.

"Hey, you two, what are you doing?" At this critical moment, a sudden voice sounded from not far away,