Medical Unparalleled

It was foggy and ghostly.

A little firefly flickers on and off, shining brightly, surrounded by jagged stone walls, in front of it is a stone table, and behind it sits a big fat man with a big hat on his head, just like the emperor's crown in ancient times.

Beside the big fat man are two slender guys, one is dressed in black, the other is dressed in white, and the other is wearing a pointed hat that is more than a foot long. His long tongue is sticking out bloody, almost hanging down to them. navel.

"Damn it, I won't be dead already," Xiao Yu pinched her face, it didn't hurt at all.

He bit his tongue, but still felt nothing.

At this time, the two people, one black and one white, had rushed over.

I don't want to die, Xiao Yu said to himself, so he didn't answer, rushed up and punched two guys who should be black and white, and fell to the ground.

At this time, Xiao Yu heard Bai Wuchang who fell on the ground say: "He can move, he is not dead yet,"

It turned out to be a woman, Xiao Yu was secretly proud, this time if he could return to the underworld alive, he would have to brag with Qin Ge and the others, wow, Bai Wuchang turned out to be a woman, this is simply the greatest discovery of this century.

Grandpa, of course I am not dead. Xiao Yu originally wanted to say it, but he opened his mouth and did not make any sound, so he thought it in his heart.

Old Hades, wearing the emperor's crown on his head, was holding a stack of things that looked like a book of life and death, and ran away like a jerk, Xiao Yu chased after him vigorously.

According to the divine book Journey to the West, as long as you cancel your name in the book of life and death, you will probably have the same longevity as the sky.

Xiao Yu has never thought about longevity and Tianqi, but it is worth considering to go back from this ghost place.

Black and white impermanence are such incompetent soft persimmons, this old man of Hades may not be able to have much ability.

Just when Xiao Yu was only one step away from grabbing the hem of Yan Luo Wang's clothes, there was a sudden sharp pain in his stomach, followed by an overwhelming feeling, Xiao Yu felt that there was no place in his body that was not painful.

My head hurts, my stomach hurts...

Fluttering, Xiao Yu spit out a mouthful of filthy stuff, and sprayed it directly on the official robe of Lord Yan, making the disgusting Lord Hades nauseated all the time.

Xiao Yu recalled a little bit, he had eaten an unknown amount of arsenic.

Just when he thought of this, Xiao Yu felt a "ding," a notification sound suddenly came from inside his head.

Immediately afterwards, a soft female voice rang out: "It was detected that the host's physical condition has changed, and it may be life-threatening. Forcible conditioning and detoxification is required. The countdown begins, 5,4,3,2,1, [-], [-], [-], [-]..."

"Ding dong," the voice reminded again: "After inspection, the forced detoxification system is incomplete and cannot change the host's physique. Error 678. Please return to the previous interface and choose carefully,"

Xiao Yu recognized this voice, it had already appeared in his mind not once or twice.

It is always the voice of this self-proclaimed "Eight Sister", reminding myself that there is still salvation when I am in the most dangerous time, but every time I take this promise of salvation as a mirror image...

The reason is simple and powerful, the system is broken.

Xiao Yu has reason to believe that this incomplete system is the knowledge that he obtained through the jade pendant that did not belong to him.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yu suddenly felt that his eyes brightened up. All the craggy rocks and eerie ghost lights had disappeared, and even the little ghost of Hades didn't know where to hide.

That's right, Xiao Yu suddenly remembered that there was another fragment of the jade pendant cheated from Mi Fu in his pocket.

Why have I never thought of it, even if it is still incomplete, it is better than nothing.

Thinking of this, a beautiful prompt sound came from the depths of consciousness: "Ding, found the same kind of fragments, start testing... Ding, pass the test, do you want to start using it?"

Another colic pain came from Xiao Yu's abdomen, and with a puff, another mouthful of cloudy liquid came out.

"Yes." In this situation, even if it was a straw, Xiao Yu would not let it go.

"Start to use Fragment No. 80.00... retrieve the matching information... Ding, the matching degree is [-]% five, it can be used, start to use..."

Xiao Yu secretly said, sister, you can decide if it's okay for you, so don't discuss it with me, I don't know what you are if you discuss it.

"Ding, I am called your father's brother and sister, you can call me aunt instead of sister..."

"Pop," Xiao Yu was annoyed for a while. After all, this thing is a magical thing. Even Huaxia Kingdom's complicated seniority ranking system is clearly understood. It can't be an old monster who has lived for thousands of years, right? , the old monster can no longer be commensurate with his father, brother and sister...

Xiao Yu felt dizzy for a while, but he finally confirmed a problem, this so-and-so system is indeed something left by his father.

After taking a sip, what Xiao Yu sprayed out was mixed with a foul smell, but luckily, spitting it out is better than eating it.

This smell, probably should be the smell of arsenic, fortunately, I didn't absorb much.

"Ding, the matching is complete, is the detox detection enabled?"

It must be, Xiao Yu sighed again and again, I need to teach you all this, haven't you been fooling around for nothing these past few years, "Yes,"

When the message that the match was completed in the back of his mind came, Xiao Yu once again felt a tearing pain like cramming, mainly because of the pain in his head, as if someone had cut the top of his head with a scalpel and opened it. My own Tianling Gai dragged a few large volumes of records into my head abruptly, no matter whether it was stuffed duck or forced, in short, a lot of knowledge that did not belong to me poured in unsuspectingly, until Fill your head so full that you can't hold anything anymore.

This feeling is too uncomfortable, too exciting.

This tearing pain lasted for about 5 minutes.

"Transmission is complete, enter the self-running, automatic conditioning stage... Please choose the poison removal method, a, vomiting method, b, urination method; please choose,"

"I choose the method of urination," Xiao Yu thought in his heart, this violent vomiting is really too uncomfortable.

"The urination method can cause urinary incontinence, please continue,"

Xiao Yu wiped off his cold sweat, this thing is quite uncomfortable, isn't it that he has become a eunuch?

So he quickly changed his words and said, "I choose to induce vomiting,"

"Sure,"

"Sure," Xiao Yu said with certainty.

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Yu suddenly found that there was a puddle of shit on the tip of his nose.

"Damn it," Xiao Yu was astonished, vomiting profusely, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)"

Such a disgusting thing, how could it appear on me? Damn, who is so devoid of public morality?

"This is a simple emetic method, and it has nothing to do with public morality," the voice came from inside Xiao Yu's head.

"Damn it," said Xiao Yu, a good-natured man who is not used to cursing, scolding multiple times in one day for the first time. This puddle of shit seems to have been simulated by this internal system called Bamei.

But fortunately, this method is still very effective, Xiao Yu just took a look at the shit, and then vomited two or three times in succession.

The so-called emetic action did not reach a critical point that a normal person could barely accept until he was throwing up with his chest against his back, his stomach growling and nothing to eat.

Xiao Yu had nothing to spit out anymore.

"The detoxification is basically completed, and the remaining amount is in line with the body's daily savings... Body shaping changes, starting now... Ding, there is not enough energy to complete the body shaping changes, please save energy and look forward to the next treatment," the voice really splashed on Xiao Yu again A basin of cold water, "Energy exhausted, enter automatic standby mode..."

Then there was no sound.

The detoxification is completed, which is enough for Xiao Yu, so what kind of body shaping is not worth mentioning, this son is so suave, and he needs an "aunt" to temper his body, hum, if it is a little sister More or less.

"Xiao Yu...Xiao Yu..." Two distant calls seemed to come from the distant sky, Xiao Yu faintly returned to his soul, his whole body was as exhausted as after the [-]-round battle with Li Lingyue , I didn't even have the strength to move my fingers.

Xiao Yu secretly bit her own tongue...

Wow, it hurts.

"Crack," Xiao Yu opened his eyes, and began to survey the surrounding environment.

The house was in a mess, his own vomit was everywhere, and the stench was straight up his nostrils.

On the bed, on the floor, on the wall,...

One piece after another, it was hard for Xiao Yu to imagine that my own stomach could hold so many things, how could it be possible.

"You you you... you woke up... wow..." A girl next to her burst into tears, and countless tears fell down like broken beads, which wet the front of Xiao Yu's clothes a large piece.

,, It is also possible that his clothes were wet and he vomited, but Xiao Yu didn't want to admit it.

On the contrary, the girl's body, like the wall and the ground, is also a mess, as if it has been circled and crossed a hundred times...

Xiao Yu just glanced at it, feeling so ashamed in his heart, he had already seen where the messy vomit on the girl's body came from.

This young lady has always regarded herself as a lady, so there is no hint of a young lady at all.

Xiao Yu cracked a wry smile and wanted to say something to comfort her, but her mouth was so dry that she couldn't open her mouth anymore.

"Du duh,"

"Excuse me, is Miss Ma here? The second and third young masters of Morgan are here to visit Miss Ma,"

Xiao Yu heard a knock on the door.

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Yu heard an anesthetized voice again: "They dare to come, let's see how I can deal with them, hmph."

Then came Ah Zi's voice: "Miss, miss, please change your clothes."

"..."