Medical Unparalleled

"queue,"

"Report the number,"

The instructions were conveyed one after another, with a loud and powerful voice. Although they were not wearing military uniforms, they were still soldiers. They were dispatched to this place where no shit, but they had not forgotten their responsibilities as soldiers.

Soldiers are bound to obey orders.

Of course, Jia Siyu's claim to Xiao Yu and others that he belongs to the "Guoan" system is not nonsense. Guoan has a total of [-] sub-bureaus, and Jia Siyu and his people belong to the [-]th Bureau of Guoan.

Thirteen branches, they belong to No.14.

Yes, they are reservists. In this nursing home that can only be used by national leaders, Jia Siyu and his subordinates are responsible for protecting the safety of the medical staff who serve the national leaders, not the country.

With this kind of identity, I always feel inferior when I go out.

"I'm from Guoan" has become a mantra on the lips of Jia Siyu.

When people are arrested, at most they are asked to clean up, and there is no more severe punishment.

For this group of idle soldiers who didn’t have any missions, when they heard the queuing up to report the count, each of them felt as if they had been beaten with chicken blood. The team was radiant and neat. After 10 minutes, the square was densely packed. head.

As a result of the counting, 45 people should have been reported, but 43 people actually arrived.

Of the two people who did not come, one was in the hospital, and the other was sent home to visit relatives.

Jia Siyu looked around at the crowd. As the leader of more than 40 people, Jia Siyu was still very proud.

"Those who are not married, step forward," Jia Siyu said loudly.

Crash.

This group of soldiers was generally young, and only five or six of them were married. Upon hearing Jia Siyu's order, nearly forty of them stood up in unison.

They were all vigorous and healthy young men. When they took a step forward, their big boots stepped on the concrete floor, making a dull sound.

Mental state, very good.

,, Of course, they have nothing to do and spend a lot of time and energy. In addition to exercising, they spend more time recharging their energy.

When he was so restless that he was about to scratch the south wall, he finally received Jia Siyu's order to line up.

"Is this a unified blind date, or some kind of social activity?"

"There's no such thing as a unified blind date. I think it's a fellowship. It's best to have a fellowship with the little nurses in the nursing home. Tsk tsk, all of them have big breasts and round buttocks..."

"Come on, don't you already have sex with that little flower?"

The soldiers looked to the right with small steps, and at the same time they wondered why the whole assembly had left the married ones behind.

"I made a mistake just now," Jia Siyu said embarrassingly, "Say it again, if you have never slept with a woman, take a step forward."

Those who are not married are not necessarily virgins, Jia Siyu thinks it is necessary to take care of this matter.

"Coax," there was a roar of laughter, everyone took a step forward, and no one left.

Silly, standing up at this time, didn't you just admit that you are not married and secretly looking for women.

We are soldiers of the upright Huaxia Kingdom, how can we do such sneaky things.

"Let me warn you, this is a military mission. If it doesn't meet the standards, you should handle it yourself. If it violates the regulations, you will be dealt with by military law," Jia Siyu said loudly, "If you can't manage your own JB, it's okay if you don't have the guts to admit it yet. "

Shuashua, the three people standing in the queue blushed and retreated.

A soldier who was originally standing among the married crowd turned even redder, twitched a bit, and stood up.

"Old Liu, aren't you married?" someone asked.

Old Liu said: "The house hasn't been consummated yet."

"..."

"Look right, look ahead, turn left, run, walk,"

Jia Siyu led the team through the area with concrete floor to the lawn of the small garden.

"Listen to my instructions: untie your belt and pee," Jia Siyu said loudly.

All the soldiers looked at me and I looked at you, and they hesitated.

Pee pee, you think this thing is a cannon or something, if you can swing a gun, you can do it, you have to brew your emotions, okay?

Furthermore, with so many old gentlemen gathered together, this is not peeing, this is obviously to compare the size of that thing.

Okay, more than 100 eyes are watching, and the thing is too small to take it out.

"Report to the leader, what is our mission," a soldier asked loudly with a straight military posture.

Jia Siyu said loudly: "Pee, and slime,"

The lawn under Jia Siyu's feet had been pulled clean by him, exposing the moist soil underneath, exuding the unique fragrance of the soil.

"Boss, stop joking,"

"That's right, we're not two or three-year-olds anymore, and we still pee and muddy, so we can't do it,"

"Report to the boss, there is a watering pipe over there, we apply for a shovel for each person,"

"..."

It's okay to make muddy mud, so it's considered a helper for the construction team, and urine mud, now kindergarten children don't do it, okay, it's neither clean nor hygienic.

The boss of Jia Siyu must have had nothing to do, so he came up with such a crazy idea.

"Boss, I think you must be very depressed. It's okay. Don't worry, it's not a serious illness. It was like this when I first came here. Let Dr. Du in our medical team prescribe some soothing medicine and sleep well. It will be all right tomorrow,"

"Boss, you are not broken in love, are you?"

Everyone felt that Jia Siyu's outrageous idea must have been caused by some bad stimulus.

Jia Siyu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and pressed his hands to signal everyone to be quiet: "This is not my idea, this is the superior..."

While talking, the phone on Jia Siyu's waist rang, and Jia Siyu quickly took it out to answer it.

"Yes, yes, please rest assured that the leader will complete the task,"

It was Lao Ma who called, and he couldn't wait any longer. Fang Shi's condition recurred, and now he had to believe it about the urine mud thing, that Fang Shi seemed to have been burnt down. In the same way, without opening his eyes, he just tossed around like that, and asked him to ignore it. According to Zhang Yuejin, the patient's sexual condition is still in the recovery period, not that he has completely recovered after Xiao Xiaotian's acupuncture.

"Did you hear that, just now General Ma called again to remind me, I repeat, this is not a drill, this is not a drill, this is actual combat," Jia Siyu said loudly with his hands on his hips, showing his authority.

"In actual combat, I don't even have a girl, how can I actually fight," a young guy in the team said with a sneer.

"Wang Wangsan, come out," Jia Siyu said coldly.

Zhang Wangsan was the young man who thought he had no girls in actual combat just now, he was called out by Jia Siyu, and stood up tremblingly.

"Law enforcement team, confinement for a week, execute immediately," Jia Siyu looked around and said.

Several heavily armed men rushed forward, knocked Zhang Wangsan to the ground, and dragged him into a small black room for confinement.

"Boss, boss, I don't dare anymore... Let me go..." Zhang Wangsan saw that Jia Siyu was serious, and was so frightened that his whole body trembled like chaff. Several big men dragged him, and he was still struggling.

Jia Siyu waved his hand: "Drag away,"

"I think I'm just being too polite to you at ordinary times. What are your identities? Soldiers. Soldiers take obeying orders as their bounden duty. I repeat for the last time. This is the task of the superior. It's not a drill, it's actual combat. Take out the accumulated combat power and urinate a yellow river, are you confident?"

"No……"

"I can't hear you, haven't you eaten breakfast, please speak louder,"

"This one really doesn't exist,"

Urinating a Yellow River, is the mother still a human being? I am afraid that only Pan Gu and his old man can do this job.

The soldiers untied their armed belts in unison, and took out their big birds from their military uniforms.

Of course, some are big, some are small, some are black, some are white.

This is not important, what is important is whether the ammunition contained in it is sufficient.

It doesn't mean that if the thing is big, there must be a lot of pee.

"Wow..." The scene of more than 50 old men releasing water together is truly spectacular.

That's not to mention, after the water is released, they still have to get out the mud while it's still hot.

"Everyone is there, fasten your belt," Jia Si said, "Stand at attention, turn right, and take two steps forward."

If you can't get rid of your own urine mud, let's replace it alternately, so that there is no psychological pressure.

All the generals and officers, work hard together, hey hey yo, and piss.

With the sound of rhythmic beats, the great Japanese clay project was finally completed, and more than 50 old men looked up at their great works and sighed.

Damn it's a fork, I never made such a great project when I was a child.

The mud was piled together, exuding the smell of urine.

There is a saying that can be seen from a distance but not played with.

"I'm proud of you," Jia Si praised inappropriately. He led his team, found a stretcher, moved the big piece of mud to the stretcher, and pushed it towards the patient's observation room. Walking mightily.

"Leader, I suggest that this matter should be classified as a military secret, and our other comrades must not know about it," said a man pushing a stretcher, smelling the smell of urine, and said very emotionally.

"No," Jia Siyu replied, "This is not a secret, it should be top secret. Don't worry, within 70 years, the documents of this top secret incident will not be unsealed,"

"..."

The most military archives in history have been sealed in a corner of the archives ever since. No one will mention this top-secret military operation code-named Salvation again.

"Boss, you are worthy of being the boss, even that thing is the biggest," a soldier sighed sincerely to Jia Siyu.

Jia Siyu looked at his crotch and suddenly felt a little restless.

The reason for not being calm is that it hurts a bit.

Is it the biggest? I really didn’t pay attention to it just now. Jia Siyu’s mouth revealed an imperceptible smile.