Medical Unparalleled

Farting at the dining table.It has always been considered impolite.One of those discordant things.

Amongst all the impolite and discordant things.Farting is the worst.The most unrefined kind.

Everyone was stunned.I was a little dazed.

Qin Ge let out a haha.Said: "I suddenly remembered a joke. Tell everyone."

I haven't heard Qin Ge tell jokes for many days.Xiao Yujue was looking forward to it.Although Qin Ge's jokes were a bit cold.Some are chilling.

But Qin Ge was operating on the hospital bed.And those days of recovery after surgery.Xiao Yu really wanted to see Qin Ge turn over and sit up.He smiled and tugged on his arm as usual.Tell yourself a joke about eggplant sneezing or something.

It's good for everyone to be healthy.Tell a joke.It's time to adjust.

Probably except for Xiao Yu.Everyone present had never heard Qin Ge tell jokes.Everyone wanted to ease the embarrassment of someone farting just now.They all agreed.

Even Miss Ah Zi was attracted by Qin Ge's adaptable charm.He looked at Qin Ge with piercing eyes.Xiaomi slapped her hands and said, "Okay, okay. I like listening to jokes the most."

Qin Ge put down the chopsticks in his hand.Clearing his throat, he said, "This story happened during the Three Kingdoms."

It is said that Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to dinner.During the dinner.Liu Bei farted.Very embarrassing.Zhao Yun hurriedly said behind him: "Don't blame everyone. The fart comes from the clouds." Guan Yu refused to show weakness.He took a step forward and said, "Farts come from the feathers (rain)." Zhang Fei yelled, "Farts come from flying."

Cao Cao used this to educate his subordinates.A few days later, Liu Bei invited Cao Cao.During the dinner.Cao Cao held back for a long time.Finally put a little fart.Cao Cao's subordinates have been waiting for a long time.Xu Chu was the first to say, "Chu (pig) did the fart." Cao Cao stared angrily.Xu Huang said: "No. The fart is coming out." Cao Cao was about to get angry.Counselor Guo Tu saw that Cao Cao was angry.Shouted loudly: "What you said is not right. The fart is the picture (spit) out."

"The joke has already been told. Why don't you give some applause." Qin Ge felt a little cold after seeing his joke finished.Quickly reminded.

To know.In modern society.People's jokes are getting better and better.Even those famous actors who talk about cross talk in sketches are asking for applause.Qin Ge felt that it was necessary to give himself some applause.

"Hahaha... I laughed to death."

"That's right. It's a joke. It's so funny."

Including Xiao Yu.The crowd gave a little insincere applause.

Xiaomi muttered twice.Want to say something.Hesitant.But he didn't say it.

See Xiaomi's cute expression that hesitates to speak.Qin Ge said quickly: "Xiaomi. If you have anything to say, just say it. I can stand praise. I won't blush. I won't be complacent either."

. .You are not complacent.

Xiao Yu thought to herself.

But Xiaomi's expression is really too cute.Together with Xiao Yu.I couldn't help but want to know what Xiaomi wanted to say.

"I'm embarrassed to say." Xiaomi blushed slightly.Use a small spoon to pick up the rice in the bowl.said in a low voice.

It's made of rice.Golden in color.Every grain of rice is evenly wrapped with egg yolk.The end is good cooking.

It is said that the choice of ingredients for this egg fried rice is very important.Eggs should be double-yolked eggs laid by new chickens.Rice also has special attention.But Xiao Yu couldn't tell.

Xiao Yu encouraged and said: "It's okay. Xiaomi. Say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. Brothers and sisters won't blame you."

11 year old little girl.Of course no one would blame her.Even if she really said something wrong.

age.It is also one of Xiaomi's strengths.

This is also one of the reasons why Xiaomi's words can get wind.It would be someone else who verbally stimulated someone like Xiao Yu or Jia Siyu with a fiery temper.It has long been slapped with a big mouth.

"Brothers and sisters don't blame me. Uncle." Xiaomi raised his head.He looked helplessly at Jia Siyu who was preparing to eat rice.

Jia Siyu sweated a lot.It seems here in Xiaomi.The title of uncle cannot be avoided.

"I don't blame you either." Jia Siyu said, "Eat. Everyone, don't watch me eat alone. It's embarrassing."

Qin Ge asked Xiao Yu to eat.Xiao Yu put some rice in his mouth and chewed it slowly.

"Okay." Xiaomi said, "If you don't blame me, I'll tell you... I'm telling the truth. Don't be angry. Don't be angry, sister."

"Sister won't be angry with you." Ah Zi said softly.

"That's good. Actually. I didn't have the nerve to say it just now. Just now, I did the fart just now... In the words of brother Qin Ge. Fart. It's from Mili..." Xiaomi played with himself Said the corner of his clothes.

Several people who were eating egg fried rice looked at the rice in their bowls.Suddenly felt this millet.He's a master at telling bad jokes.

Qin Ge's joke.lame.

Xiao Yu was holding a small dish containing fried rice with eggs. .It is said that this thing has been sold for a high price of 78 US dollars in Hong Kong.Although the price of Qiuyue Building can't reach this height.But it is also [-] yuan a piece.

When I think of the egg fried rice that costs 78 yuan, I don’t know when a fart will come out.Xiao Yu lost his appetite.

Millet, millet. .no.Mi Fu, Mi Fu.You say your last name is not good.The last name is Mi.Your daughter is such a handsome and well-behaved girl.Even the surname is Mi.It's all right now.Farts come from Miri.

Xiao Yu knew.In addition to eggplant myself.I'm afraid there will be another food that will make you sick when you see it.

Investigate its source.It's all because of Qin Ge's bad mouth.It's not a joke about where the fart comes from.

Nor is it.God shouldn't let Qin Ge tell jokes.Every time Qin Ge told a joke.There is always nothing good.

Everyone lost their appetite.But even if you don't eat this egg fried rice.I've almost eaten seven or eight full.

Ah Zi put down the small spoon in her hand that held the fried rice with eggs.Pushed away a plate of egg fried rice that was basically unmoved.He took out a tissue and wiped his mouth gracefully.He said lightly, "I'm full."

Qin Ge blushed and said, "I'm almost done too."

Just look at this.look at that.Said: "It's unnecessary to ask for this egg fried rice. Let's go. Check out."

Xiaomi looked at Xiao Yu anxiously.He clenches his hands under his chin.Cute sweet emoticons.After all, Xiao Yu couldn't bear this powerful lethality.Picked a little fried rice with eggs.Put it in your mouth and chew slowly.

How to chew slowly.I also felt that there was a strange smell in it.

"Well.."

Xiao Yu felt nauseous and retched.After holding back twice, I didn't hold back.Finally, covering his mouth, he rushed out to the door of the private room.

Bang.The door of the private room was pushed open from the outside.Xiao Yu had no coincidence.He bumped into a tall and generous man.

Xiao Yu's height is no longer short.There is one person who is taller. .Unfortunately.It could only hit the chest of the man who came into the room.

This man looks like a gorilla.Even darker than a gorilla.Be stronger.

A person blocked the door.There will be a husband in charge.Ten thousand women can't get out of the way.

1.2 meters wide private room door.The man was actually stuck there.Can't get in.Can't get out.

"Ah woo..."

Xiao Yu finally couldn't bear it anymore.Half chewed egg fried rice.All sprayed on the man.

from the chest down.He just spit out the expensive clothes that the man was wearing.

"Boom. Boom."

The man's feet hit the ground.It's like beating a drum.Rao is Qin Ge and Jia Siyu, two soldiers who are used to strong men.He couldn't help but feel a little moved when he heard these two footsteps.

Xiaomi jumped into Ah Zi's embrace even more exaggeratedly.Ah Zi hugged Xiaomi directly.He hid behind the desk.

That man was bumped so abruptly by Xiao Yu.Sprayed another dirty thing.Teng Teng took two steps back.stuck body.Miraculously back out.

"Damn it. You are looking for death. How dare you spray me on me." The man yelled, "Come out if you want to. See if I don't kill you."

This sentence is full of momentum.Especially that sentence kind of you come out.It made Xiao Yu couldn't help laughing.

This sentence.It's better than Xiaomi saying that the fart comes from Mili.It's also ridiculous.

"If you have the guts, come in." Xiao Yu said, hooking his fingers.

Depressed fart.Completely gone.

The man was furious at Xiao Yu's frivolous behavior.He lowered his head and slammed hard.Running towards Xiao Yu, he bumped into him.

Xiao Yu subconsciously jumped sideways.Just listen to the sound of the card.The man got stuck directly on the door frame.The head and half of the body are inside.Butt and legs still stay outside.His breathing was uneven.Haha gasping for breath.

so fat.Still have such a big temper.Xiao Yu judged with her doctor's eyes.This person must be a patient with three highs.If you die in the future.Most likely a cerebral hemorrhage. .

While thinking so wildly.Xiao Yu picked up a plate and knocked on the man's head.He yelled loudly and said: "Don't you know how to knock when you enter the door? Even if your father didn't teach you. Didn't your teacher teach you this minimum courtesy? Even being a human being is such a failure. You say you are alive What's the point. Spit on you. This is to remind you to pay attention. Don't be so reckless next time. Do you understand? I think so. You apologize to me. I forgive you. Find a way to help You get out. Otherwise, you're stuck here."

"Your mother is a jerk. You are mixed up. You talk so aggressively. I really won't leave. I think I blocked the door like this. How do you go in and out... Cough cough cough." The man Said two words.He was pinched by the door and couldn't breathe.Coughed twice again.

Xiao Yu chuckled.Press a red button on the wall that says Summon Bell.Said: "There are ways. You can block it here. If the person in charge here doesn't come within 5 minutes, I will open another door next to it. They didn't manage well. They even let someone else rush in. Our box. Presumably I'll open another door. They won't mind."

"..."

When the fat man heard Xiao Yu say that the person in charge should come.There was a weird smile in the corner of his eyes.