Tomb Raiders: Evacuate the Bronze Door
Chapter 78 Press Your Life to Win, Never Sleepless Travel Agency
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In the strange city at the bottom of the well, countless huge boulders were smashed into powder, and the entire "underground city" was torn open like spider webs with the rumbling sound.
The soil deep in the ground spewed out like an earth dragon rolling.
Fatty Wu Xie, Zhou Fan's younger brother, was led by the three blue birds and the dead turtle emperor to run wildly at lightning speed.
When rushing out of the wreckage of the "Dragonwood" forest, the corpse turtle emperor left briefly.
Everyone felt a blur in front of their eyes, and a golden light intertwined with black and bald light flashed away.
The corpse turtle returned to its original position as a stream of light, and spit out a half-meter-diameter, translucent ball into Zhou Fan's hand.
It was stuffed with hideous and twisted branches.
On each branch, there are half of the dragon scales of a dark dragon, and half of the scales of a blood-colored unicorn with golden spots.
The translucent "ball" made by the Corpse Turtle Emperor isolated the strong corpse aura emanating from the "Dragon Wood" and the raging small flames.
Zhou Fan laughed and said:
"The corpse turtle emperor's 'I ate it, and I spit it out again' is really a sharp weapon for stealing wool."
Wu Xie and Fatty also praised the Sanqingniao and the Emperor Corpse Turtle with surprise.
The little brother took the ball in his hand, and saw that the branches of the "Dragon Wood" were powerless and furious with the contact of his palm, showing some interested expressions.
At this time, the Emperor Corpse Turtle and the Sanqingniao flapped their wings suddenly, and their speed suddenly increased again, dragging everyone back along the original path.
……
In the city of corpse country, in an extremely luxurious building.
The weird tattoo artist gently placed the teacup on the table, and tapped slowly on the table with his fingers.
He stared at the position of the "Light Curtain that can be peeped through Zhang Huan's one eye" that had long since disappeared, and remained silent for a long time.
The "No. 1 dragon pattern coffin brother" sitting opposite him had a deep and cruel look in his eyes, but he didn't say anything, just kept flipping through the ancient books in his hand.
On it are the "travel diaries" written by Zhang Dai and Xu Xiake.
It's just that the voice of "Brother No. 1" flipping through the ancient books also brought some unconcealable anxiety.
The weird tattoo artist suddenly smiled, folded his hands, and said:
"It seems that Zhang Qiling, the last head of the Zhang family, has better luck."
"I don't know where he learned the saber light formation. What he used is not what 'Zhang Qiling' should have learned in the past."
"And it's very strange, his attack can be integrated with that of Zhou Fan's to form a combined attack of sword light and sword shadow, which is really beyond my expectation."
"I think at this time, Patriarch Zhang has successfully subdued one-sixth of them, the Shui Guan Xie Yin Yin."
"No, he just accepted it, and he probably won't be able to accept it in a short time."
"Brother No. 1" hummed indifferently, and said lightly as if he didn't care very much:
"so what?"
The weird tattoo artist was keenly aware of the anger, jealousy, and manic emotions he tried to suppress, so he stood up and said:
"Since they are stronger than I expected, in order to be cautious, I have to increase their size."
"Don't worry, everything is under control."
"I'm going out for a while, and I'll be back in half a day."
"I, the weird tattoo artist, use my life to force you to win."
After saying that, he walked out slowly.
Wait until the figure of the weird tattoo artist is completely out of sight.
"Brother No. 1 Dragon Pattern Coffin" put the ancient book in his hand on his lap, and stared gloomyly at the half of his body that was still a skeleton.
I don't know why, I feel like I forgot something?
Perhaps an illusion... no, definitely not an illusion, but forgetting what?
Definitely a very important thing.
Damn!
The weird tattoo artist walked out of the gate, and got into a white bone dragon chariot that looked extremely arrogant, domineering, and full of the aura of the second generation ancestor.
It's just that there are a few deep knife marks on this scarred chariot.
Inside each knife mark, dark green pus was constantly flowing out.
He drove wildly, sneered, and muttered to himself:
"I use my life to force you...you to win, but whose life is it? It's hard to say, hahahaha."
Soon.
The damaged skeleton dragon chariot stopped outside another quaint house like a gust of wind.
The weird tattooist changed into another, slightly plain, huge hooded cloak, and walked into the house.
crunch.
As some old courtyard doors were pushed open.
A thin figure turned around.
He is almost exactly the same as the previous "No. 1 dragon pattern coffin boy".
Regardless of his appearance, body shape, the atavistic unicorn golden blood...all are exactly the same as the real brother.
It's just the same, half of his body is still white bones.
On those white bones, there were countless slender needles pierced, and the golden unicorn blood that returned to the ancestors continuously flowed into his bones along those needles.
An extremely large number of incomparably complicated incantations flickered on his bones.
There are constantly extremely thin, tiny pieces of meat that are hard to detect, wriggling and slowly growing out of his bones.
The weird tattoo artist cleared his throat and said with a smile:
"There was an urgent matter before, and I left for a while temporarily, how do you feel?"
"After all, you are the first 'Zhang Qiling' to be put into the dragon pattern coffin."
"Because you were the first one, and you were used as a substitute for the prince in 'Civet Cat for Prince', so I was very nervous when I repaired your body."
"Although, I, the weird tattoo artist, have never missed a shot since I came out of the mountain."
"But after all, in the thousands of years of Xigudong, only the bones of two people have been given the highest evaluation of 'extreme holy goods'!"
"One of them is you, and the other is Zhang Qiling, the last head of the Zhang family."
"That's why I spent countless time and energy to get your bones out of the bone washing cave."
"In short, during the process of your body recovering, I absolutely do not allow any mistakes to occur."
The second "Brother No. 1 Dragon Pattern Coffin" showed a gentle smile like a spring breeze, and said:
"I don't have any bad feelings right now."
The weird tattoo artist smiled in a relaxed tone:
"I'm going to change a batch of needles on your body now. The process may be a bit painful, so please bear with it for now."
The face of the second "brother No. 1" was filled with a bright smile like the summer sun, and said:
"I've been through so much pain that nothing is unbearable."
"By the way, how many fragments did he collect of the Water Officer's Seal of Misfortune?"
The hands of the weird tattoo artist swept across the afterimages, and carefully replaced the "brother No. 1 who loves to laugh" with some very weird-looking needles, and at the same time smiled and comforted:
"Patriarch Zhang just picked it up today. There are still five fragments of the first water officer's seal of undoing misfortune."
"I promise you will have time, bear with me a little longer."
The body of the laughing "brother No. 1" trembled violently. He left two lines of blood and tears mixed with bone fragments, and his voice became distorted and growled:
"I'm really jealous, the last Zhang Qiling, he was able to live such a relaxed and comfortable life."
The weird tattoo artist hooked his mouth and said in a gentle voice:
"Please believe me."
"I, the weird tattoo artist, use my life to force you to win!"
The old courtyard was filled with distorted laughter and roars from unbearable pain to madness.
……
After ten minutes.
Zhou Fan, little brother, Wu Xie, and Fatty finally returned to the entrance where they entered the place at the beginning under the fast-moving all the way carried by the three green birds and the dead turtle emperor.
Wu Xie's face was pale, and she couldn't help but look back, and was horrified to find that there was only five meters of space left behind them.
The space farther away has been completely filled up by the strange soil gushing out from the depths of the leylines.
rustling.
Zhou Fan used the bamboo lion seal to make dozens of bamboo rattans, and threw everyone from the bottom of the well like a relay race from the four walls of the corridor at the mouth of the well.
Looking at the soil that almost wiped the heels, the entire "weird city at the bottom of the well" was completely filled.
Even beside the mouth of the well, there were a lot of horrific severed limbs that stretched out along the side of the well, and they were engulfed by the turbulent mud and swallowed into the mouth of the well again.
Everyone let out a heavy breath and wiped off their cold sweat.
Running at extreme speed is so cool.
Sanqingniao and Emperor Corpse Turtle looked around, but found no food worth eating, so they squatted lazily on Zhou Fan's shoulder and pretended to sleep.
Zhou Fan glanced at the position of the little brother's palm, gave a thumbs up, smiled, and said:
"One-sixth of the fragments of Shuiguanjiejie's seal are just fused, and the overflowing energy is so powerful."
"Give time, little brother, after you have collected all the six fragments and completely controlled the complete Shuiguanjiejieyin."
"We'll definitely be able to get rid of 'it' and 'it's henchmen."
Wu Xie's eyes sparkled and said:
"Where are the other five fragments?"
"Maybe when the little brother is close, he can also have a 'sense'?"
"It's like my little brother and others, who have atavistic unicorn blood and unicorn tattoos, can act as a 'two-way radar' within a certain distance?"
Everyone thinks this guess is reasonable.
The fat man put his hips on his hips and said frightfully:
"Innocent, where are those five fragments is the least of our worries."
"For example, we don't know where a dead baby is buried, and we really might not be able to find it."
"But if you think about it, if you want to take over the fragments of Shuiguan's Yin of Unforgiveness, you must first master the corresponding tattoos of the six ancient talismans."
"Those are all things that were stripped off when my little brother was put into the coffin with dragon patterns."
"So those people will definitely not sit back and watch my brother live a leisurely and good life, and they will definitely be holding back bad farts."
"Let's develop quietly and grow obscenely."
"There is Xiao Zhou, the wool-sweeping king, naively, you, the corpse-removing king, my little brother, the fire-setting king, and Fatty, I, the blind guessing king."
"There are also three blue birds and cubs and the corpse turtle emperor, a few kings that can be eaten by thieves."
"In addition, Mr. Qi, as well as his ancestors and Mr. Zhang Dai, the three "Oh, I can do this?"
"Those fat sheep must be laughing, cheering and rushing towards us."
"So baby or something, we don't have to worry about not being able to find it, this kind of problem."
Zhou Fan laughed outright.
The little brother also looked at the fat man with a smile.
Wu Xie said with a dark face:
"What you said, fat man, sounds like that, and I can't refute it at all."
The fat man waved his hand and said with a red face:
"Aren't we planning to go to that 'Wuxie Waterfall'?"
"This weird well was picked from the bottom of the Wuxie Waterfall back then, like picking vegetables and thrown out."
"But before we leave, let's go to that expensive villa first?"
Wu Xie blinked and said amusedly:
"Deadly expensive villa?"
"Hey, fat man, are you still thinking about it? We have all reached the door before, but we haven't had time to enter the door yet."
"I was attacked by the weird smoke ring spit out by Zhang Huan, and then caught up with the opening of this weird well."
"So the villa that I didn't have time to enter?"
The fat man put his hands in his hands and said quietly:
"Well, yes, that's right. In fact, the villa is not a villa. I don't care too much about the fat man."
"After all, since that time when I went to Yunding Tiangong, Xiao Zhou brought so many super big woven bags, and asked us to carry back the gold and silver treasures of King Wannu. Our brothers are the local tyrants among the local tyrants."
"But if I want to enter the house and get interrupted, if I don't take a look at it, I can't let it go for decades."
Zhou Fan put away the large ball containing countless twisted "dragon wood" and said with a smile:
"Since Mr. Zhang Dai and Mr. Xu Xiake have specially focused on Wuxie Waterfall."
"The hot spring that Xiao Hua and Hei Xiazi went to is also in front of Wuxie Waterfall."
"Grandpa Qi and Brother Xiaoman (the dog) apparently also chased after him."
"Then let's rush over to have a look as soon as possible."
The little brother hummed, turned around and walked towards the villa area, and said:
"Wuxie Waterfall is a famous scenic spot since the Northern Wei Dynasty. This time, I didn't take a helicopter."
The fat man pulled his mobile phone, looking at the information of air tickets and hotels near Wuxie Waterfall.
Zhou Fan looked through the food reviews nearby.
With a black thread on her head, Wu Xie said with great emotion:
"I don't take a helicopter this time...Although it is to keep a low profile as much as possible, I understand the truth."
"But why do I feel a little Versailles?"
"After all, I used to carry a shovel when I went out to fight. I stepped on the accelerator of the van and went out. When there was no place to sit in the car, I had to squeeze in the trunk."
"Our current standard of living has shot up like a rocket since we bordered on the local tyrant Mr. Qi."
"There are more than 700 million scooters going out, and it takes more than three months to throw them at the lakeside of the Zhangjia Ancient Building. It doesn't matter whether you throw them away or not. It's a style to put the soil every day."
"Go to the grave and fight back. Since the two uncles, Wu and Sanxing, reconciled Lianhuan to the point of death, we don't have the face to carry ordinary weapons on ordinary planes."
"So I started to fly around on a helicopter, and my weapons became fantasy cultivating immortals. Well, the quality of life has indeed skyrocketed."
Everyone is happy.
While talking, he walked to the villa area.
Everyone took a deep look at the little brother with an expression of "it's true".
There was an extremely rare, extremely rare embarrassment expression on the little brother's face, and when he glanced at Zhou Fan, the meaning in his eyes was quite obvious:
In the past, this guy was always dismantled wherever he went, but this time it was me?
The little brother fell silent.
The crowd burst into laughter.
Then the gazes of the people seemed to scan back and forth without giving up.
With an uncontrollable laugh, Zhou Fan said:
"Brother, you are cleaner than me when you take it apart."
"This villa area built in the deep mountains and old forests, I remember there must be at least a hundred villas, and now there is indeed not even a complete brick."
The fat man winked and said:
"Xiao Zhou, you have been clearing the field all year round, but this is a sudden explosion, brother."
"Don't be humble, the effect is leveraged."
Wu Xie laughed for a while, then said with some worry:
"I don't know about these villas..."
The little brother's demeanor has returned to his usual indifference, and he said while walking into the powder of the villa:
"It's okay, this villa area was not built by ordinary people."
Wu Xie suddenly became nervous and asked:
"How to say?"
Zhou Fan tore off the two telescopic rods from the backpack and pulled them apart, randomly picked a few directions, rummaged through the pile of powder in the villa, clicked his tongue, and said:
"In the walls of each villa, there are at least five corpses that have undergone a corpse change."
"Ordinary people really can't play this."
Wu Xie hissed, feeling his hairs stand on end, and said:
"Then I know, no wonder when we first came here."
"The two twin sisters, who were wearing blood-red lace gloves, said arrogantly that their boss is the rule here."
"I thought it was bragging, but it turned out they were telling the truth."
"It seems that the reason why their boss built a large area of extremely high-end villas here is to keep an eye on the changes in the 'weird city at the bottom of the well'."
Zhou Fan nodded and said with a smile:
"Isn't that the old saying, when Shenshang Laolin opened a shop and built a mansion, he either opened a black shop or turned it down."
"This place should be two in one."
"After all, there are so many bones in the Bamboo Grove Bone Banquet, and the buffet with the flowing water cups, it needs someone to fill them in a steady stream."
For a moment, Wu Xie had the illusion that he was in the scene of a ghost movie.
The fat man said unwillingly:
"No, even if it has collapsed into powder, Fat Lord, I still have to step on that 'second luxury' villa."
Everyone had no choice but to follow the fat man.
In other rooms, there were still some furniture, tables, chairs, benches and other debris, but in the powder pile of this villa, there was only a large box of promotional brochures.
Everyone said "Huh".
With a regretful face, the fat man casually threw a few books over to several people.
This advertising brochure is very high-end.
Zhou Fan opened it and raised his eyebrows.
I just saw it says:
"Xilamian-Never Insomnia·Travel Agency, is your best life partner."
"This special offer is co-organized with the Crescent Hotel."
"The hot spring tour of Wuxie Waterfall, the best crab feast!"
"Wuxie Waterfall has been famous all over the world since the Northern Wei Dynasty more than 1400 years ago. There are 72 peaks, 36 pings, 25 cliffs, 10 stones, 5 waterfalls, 3 valleys, 2 streams, and 1 lake."
"Hanging waterfalls fall to peaks, Xiping mountains surround, Longmen sprays snow, forming a cave of its own!"
"Don't you want to soak in hot springs, eat crab feasts, and 'open the blind box' water coffin under the waterfall that is suspected to be the Milky Way Falling Nine Heavens?"
"This issue's special food: Lard rice with crab roe."
"The best pairing with crab roe and lard rice is the noodle soup of small wontons."
"The most nourishing thing is that someone catches the ingredients, peels the human skin, chops the meat stuffing, and wraps fresh and delicious thin-skinned wontons."
"Combined with the big crabs bred by special feeding methods, the crab roe with oil."
"Mel the juice of crab roe into glutinous rice, serve with green beans, ham, soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, and dried shrimp, and fry it with corpse oil."
"With a roaring waterfall overhead, soaking in steaming hot springs, eating glutinous rice with crab roe in corpse oil and small wontons made of human skin."
"Bet again, bet on opening the water coffin."
"It's warm and exciting, such a small day, the gods don't change it!"
"Hurry up and come to Wuxie Waterfall to play! You will never forget it, and you will never forget it!"
Gollum.
Someone swallowed.
Someone gasped.
The little brother tapped on the "Human Skin, Corpse Oil" on the advertising brochure of "Xilamian-Never Insomnia Travel Agency", and said:
"Crescent Hotel, bet on opening the water coffin."
Zhou Fan said with a meaningful smile:
"Fried in corpse oil, skinned now, the menu of the Crescent Restaurant is already undisguised."
"In this way, the roe crabs in the crab feast are definitely not ordinary crabs. I'm afraid they have something to do with the bait crabs used by the corpse fishers in the Yellow River."
"Under the waterfall, while soaking in the hot springs, while betting on the water coffin, I am quite interested."
Wu Xie rubbed her goose bumps with a blue face, and said:
"The small restaurant I always wanted to open was called Xilaimian."
"The purpose is to win a lottery, to be able to sleep normally every day, and not to be forced to stay up all night due to insomnia."
"It's one thing to stay up late when you encounter happy things. It's another thing to be sleepy and tired and tossing and turning like pancakes, but being forced to stay up late is another thing."
"I really didn't expect that this travel agency would be so straightforwardly called 'Xilianmian-Never Insomnia'."
"Originally, there is no problem at all just listening to this name, and there is a sense of festive joy."
"But with his whole set, corpse oil, human skin, weird crabs, how about opening the coffin and fighting?"
"I don't have insomnia anymore. If I go to the vegetable chicken, I will die there. How can I have a chance to experience insomnia?"
Afterwards, Zhou Fan's little brother Wu Xie looked at Fatty again.
The fat man put his hands in his hands solemnly and said:
"You are all right, Fat Lord, I think so too."
"But I wasn't the one who sucked the shit just now, so don't look at me like that."
"Cough, well, I admit that I was looking at the crab roe and crab bibimbap. I was hungry, so I drool."
"But that's because, Fatty, I didn't notice just now. Wontons are wrapped in human skin and fried in corpse oil. This is a big misunderstanding."
The fat man quickly changed the subject and asked:
"Little comrades, what do you think of the gambling water coffin?"
Wu Xie frowned and said:
"I've heard that corpse fighting is popular in some places, or betting on life to open coffins."
"The gambling to open the coffin is similar to how the members of the Zhang family opened the molten iron to seal the coffin."
"Whoever dares to bet his life, the things after opening the coffin belong to them, and no one else can take them away."
The fat man sneered and said:
"If it's a murderous corpse, the person who opened the coffin will hang up directly. He will die, and he can't control whether others take it or not."
Wu Xie nodded and said:
"I don't know much about fighting corpses, and I haven't seen them with my own eyes."
"I guess it's probably because of who opened the coffin, and the corpse inside has become more vicious?"
The fat man burst out laughing.
The little brother looked at Wu Xie with a strange look.
Zhou Fan laughed and said:
"If the rules are like this, then if we go, won't we directly appoint the leader?"
"There is Xiao Wu who is like 'opening the coffin will bring up the corpse', even if the coffin is not opened, as long as you stand in front of him, the corpse shrouded in Xiao Wu's aura will transform into a dead body."
"We just won the game."
Wu Xie coughed, and there was a little pride in his eyes.
The little brother shook his head again and said:
"Usually being buried in water is a punishment, at least a punishment."
"Either he died tragically, or the person who cheated the corpse was very vicious."
The fat man patted his thigh and said:
"Then it's over. Since it's a bet on opening the water coffin, if one day he really gets a private room and finds the most vicious corpse in the audience, what if he can't beat it?"
Wu Xie silently wiped off his cold sweat, a little hesitant to make a move when the time comes.
Zhou Fan touched his chin and said:
"Go and see the situation first, Xiao Wu is our strategic killer."
Both the little brother and the fat man nodded.
Wu Xie's eyes were as bright as stars, he raised his arms and said excitedly:
"let's go!"
In the debris of the villa area, everyone found the purple supercar that they had driven over before.
Accompanied by the roar, they galloped all the way to the airport.
……
After half a day.
The plane that everyone took arrived at the city where Wuxie Waterfall is located.
Wu Xie looked at the people who had already made the gesture of "ready to get off the plane", and was surprised to find that, except for the four of them, the whole plane was actually full of people from the tour group.
The fat man muttered softly:
"I can't help it, because I'm in a hurry, the only ticket is this plane with four seats."
Zhou Fan raised his eyebrows and said:
"These people have all started to wear uniform uniforms, Nuo, all of them have the words 'Xilamian-Never Sleepless·Travel Agency' written on them."
The little brother got up and picked up the backpack, and motioned for everyone to follow with his eyes.
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In the strange city at the bottom of the well, countless huge boulders were smashed into powder, and the entire "underground city" was torn open like spider webs with the rumbling sound.
The soil deep in the ground spewed out like an earth dragon rolling.
Fatty Wu Xie, Zhou Fan's younger brother, was led by the three blue birds and the dead turtle emperor to run wildly at lightning speed.
When rushing out of the wreckage of the "Dragonwood" forest, the corpse turtle emperor left briefly.
Everyone felt a blur in front of their eyes, and a golden light intertwined with black and bald light flashed away.
The corpse turtle returned to its original position as a stream of light, and spit out a half-meter-diameter, translucent ball into Zhou Fan's hand.
It was stuffed with hideous and twisted branches.
On each branch, there are half of the dragon scales of a dark dragon, and half of the scales of a blood-colored unicorn with golden spots.
The translucent "ball" made by the Corpse Turtle Emperor isolated the strong corpse aura emanating from the "Dragon Wood" and the raging small flames.
Zhou Fan laughed and said:
"The corpse turtle emperor's 'I ate it, and I spit it out again' is really a sharp weapon for stealing wool."
Wu Xie and Fatty also praised the Sanqingniao and the Emperor Corpse Turtle with surprise.
The little brother took the ball in his hand, and saw that the branches of the "Dragon Wood" were powerless and furious with the contact of his palm, showing some interested expressions.
At this time, the Emperor Corpse Turtle and the Sanqingniao flapped their wings suddenly, and their speed suddenly increased again, dragging everyone back along the original path.
……
In the city of corpse country, in an extremely luxurious building.
The weird tattoo artist gently placed the teacup on the table, and tapped slowly on the table with his fingers.
He stared at the position of the "Light Curtain that can be peeped through Zhang Huan's one eye" that had long since disappeared, and remained silent for a long time.
The "No. 1 dragon pattern coffin brother" sitting opposite him had a deep and cruel look in his eyes, but he didn't say anything, just kept flipping through the ancient books in his hand.
On it are the "travel diaries" written by Zhang Dai and Xu Xiake.
It's just that the voice of "Brother No. 1" flipping through the ancient books also brought some unconcealable anxiety.
The weird tattoo artist suddenly smiled, folded his hands, and said:
"It seems that Zhang Qiling, the last head of the Zhang family, has better luck."
"I don't know where he learned the saber light formation. What he used is not what 'Zhang Qiling' should have learned in the past."
"And it's very strange, his attack can be integrated with that of Zhou Fan's to form a combined attack of sword light and sword shadow, which is really beyond my expectation."
"I think at this time, Patriarch Zhang has successfully subdued one-sixth of them, the Shui Guan Xie Yin Yin."
"No, he just accepted it, and he probably won't be able to accept it in a short time."
"Brother No. 1" hummed indifferently, and said lightly as if he didn't care very much:
"so what?"
The weird tattoo artist was keenly aware of the anger, jealousy, and manic emotions he tried to suppress, so he stood up and said:
"Since they are stronger than I expected, in order to be cautious, I have to increase their size."
"Don't worry, everything is under control."
"I'm going out for a while, and I'll be back in half a day."
"I, the weird tattoo artist, use my life to force you to win."
After saying that, he walked out slowly.
Wait until the figure of the weird tattoo artist is completely out of sight.
"Brother No. 1 Dragon Pattern Coffin" put the ancient book in his hand on his lap, and stared gloomyly at the half of his body that was still a skeleton.
I don't know why, I feel like I forgot something?
Perhaps an illusion... no, definitely not an illusion, but forgetting what?
Definitely a very important thing.
Damn!
The weird tattoo artist walked out of the gate, and got into a white bone dragon chariot that looked extremely arrogant, domineering, and full of the aura of the second generation ancestor.
It's just that there are a few deep knife marks on this scarred chariot.
Inside each knife mark, dark green pus was constantly flowing out.
He drove wildly, sneered, and muttered to himself:
"I use my life to force you...you to win, but whose life is it? It's hard to say, hahahaha."
Soon.
The damaged skeleton dragon chariot stopped outside another quaint house like a gust of wind.
The weird tattooist changed into another, slightly plain, huge hooded cloak, and walked into the house.
crunch.
As some old courtyard doors were pushed open.
A thin figure turned around.
He is almost exactly the same as the previous "No. 1 dragon pattern coffin boy".
Regardless of his appearance, body shape, the atavistic unicorn golden blood...all are exactly the same as the real brother.
It's just the same, half of his body is still white bones.
On those white bones, there were countless slender needles pierced, and the golden unicorn blood that returned to the ancestors continuously flowed into his bones along those needles.
An extremely large number of incomparably complicated incantations flickered on his bones.
There are constantly extremely thin, tiny pieces of meat that are hard to detect, wriggling and slowly growing out of his bones.
The weird tattoo artist cleared his throat and said with a smile:
"There was an urgent matter before, and I left for a while temporarily, how do you feel?"
"After all, you are the first 'Zhang Qiling' to be put into the dragon pattern coffin."
"Because you were the first one, and you were used as a substitute for the prince in 'Civet Cat for Prince', so I was very nervous when I repaired your body."
"Although, I, the weird tattoo artist, have never missed a shot since I came out of the mountain."
"But after all, in the thousands of years of Xigudong, only the bones of two people have been given the highest evaluation of 'extreme holy goods'!"
"One of them is you, and the other is Zhang Qiling, the last head of the Zhang family."
"That's why I spent countless time and energy to get your bones out of the bone washing cave."
"In short, during the process of your body recovering, I absolutely do not allow any mistakes to occur."
The second "Brother No. 1 Dragon Pattern Coffin" showed a gentle smile like a spring breeze, and said:
"I don't have any bad feelings right now."
The weird tattoo artist smiled in a relaxed tone:
"I'm going to change a batch of needles on your body now. The process may be a bit painful, so please bear with it for now."
The face of the second "brother No. 1" was filled with a bright smile like the summer sun, and said:
"I've been through so much pain that nothing is unbearable."
"By the way, how many fragments did he collect of the Water Officer's Seal of Misfortune?"
The hands of the weird tattoo artist swept across the afterimages, and carefully replaced the "brother No. 1 who loves to laugh" with some very weird-looking needles, and at the same time smiled and comforted:
"Patriarch Zhang just picked it up today. There are still five fragments of the first water officer's seal of undoing misfortune."
"I promise you will have time, bear with me a little longer."
The body of the laughing "brother No. 1" trembled violently. He left two lines of blood and tears mixed with bone fragments, and his voice became distorted and growled:
"I'm really jealous, the last Zhang Qiling, he was able to live such a relaxed and comfortable life."
The weird tattoo artist hooked his mouth and said in a gentle voice:
"Please believe me."
"I, the weird tattoo artist, use my life to force you to win!"
The old courtyard was filled with distorted laughter and roars from unbearable pain to madness.
……
After ten minutes.
Zhou Fan, little brother, Wu Xie, and Fatty finally returned to the entrance where they entered the place at the beginning under the fast-moving all the way carried by the three green birds and the dead turtle emperor.
Wu Xie's face was pale, and she couldn't help but look back, and was horrified to find that there was only five meters of space left behind them.
The space farther away has been completely filled up by the strange soil gushing out from the depths of the leylines.
rustling.
Zhou Fan used the bamboo lion seal to make dozens of bamboo rattans, and threw everyone from the bottom of the well like a relay race from the four walls of the corridor at the mouth of the well.
Looking at the soil that almost wiped the heels, the entire "weird city at the bottom of the well" was completely filled.
Even beside the mouth of the well, there were a lot of horrific severed limbs that stretched out along the side of the well, and they were engulfed by the turbulent mud and swallowed into the mouth of the well again.
Everyone let out a heavy breath and wiped off their cold sweat.
Running at extreme speed is so cool.
Sanqingniao and Emperor Corpse Turtle looked around, but found no food worth eating, so they squatted lazily on Zhou Fan's shoulder and pretended to sleep.
Zhou Fan glanced at the position of the little brother's palm, gave a thumbs up, smiled, and said:
"One-sixth of the fragments of Shuiguanjiejie's seal are just fused, and the overflowing energy is so powerful."
"Give time, little brother, after you have collected all the six fragments and completely controlled the complete Shuiguanjiejieyin."
"We'll definitely be able to get rid of 'it' and 'it's henchmen."
Wu Xie's eyes sparkled and said:
"Where are the other five fragments?"
"Maybe when the little brother is close, he can also have a 'sense'?"
"It's like my little brother and others, who have atavistic unicorn blood and unicorn tattoos, can act as a 'two-way radar' within a certain distance?"
Everyone thinks this guess is reasonable.
The fat man put his hips on his hips and said frightfully:
"Innocent, where are those five fragments is the least of our worries."
"For example, we don't know where a dead baby is buried, and we really might not be able to find it."
"But if you think about it, if you want to take over the fragments of Shuiguan's Yin of Unforgiveness, you must first master the corresponding tattoos of the six ancient talismans."
"Those are all things that were stripped off when my little brother was put into the coffin with dragon patterns."
"So those people will definitely not sit back and watch my brother live a leisurely and good life, and they will definitely be holding back bad farts."
"Let's develop quietly and grow obscenely."
"There is Xiao Zhou, the wool-sweeping king, naively, you, the corpse-removing king, my little brother, the fire-setting king, and Fatty, I, the blind guessing king."
"There are also three blue birds and cubs and the corpse turtle emperor, a few kings that can be eaten by thieves."
"In addition, Mr. Qi, as well as his ancestors and Mr. Zhang Dai, the three "Oh, I can do this?"
"Those fat sheep must be laughing, cheering and rushing towards us."
"So baby or something, we don't have to worry about not being able to find it, this kind of problem."
Zhou Fan laughed outright.
The little brother also looked at the fat man with a smile.
Wu Xie said with a dark face:
"What you said, fat man, sounds like that, and I can't refute it at all."
The fat man waved his hand and said with a red face:
"Aren't we planning to go to that 'Wuxie Waterfall'?"
"This weird well was picked from the bottom of the Wuxie Waterfall back then, like picking vegetables and thrown out."
"But before we leave, let's go to that expensive villa first?"
Wu Xie blinked and said amusedly:
"Deadly expensive villa?"
"Hey, fat man, are you still thinking about it? We have all reached the door before, but we haven't had time to enter the door yet."
"I was attacked by the weird smoke ring spit out by Zhang Huan, and then caught up with the opening of this weird well."
"So the villa that I didn't have time to enter?"
The fat man put his hands in his hands and said quietly:
"Well, yes, that's right. In fact, the villa is not a villa. I don't care too much about the fat man."
"After all, since that time when I went to Yunding Tiangong, Xiao Zhou brought so many super big woven bags, and asked us to carry back the gold and silver treasures of King Wannu. Our brothers are the local tyrants among the local tyrants."
"But if I want to enter the house and get interrupted, if I don't take a look at it, I can't let it go for decades."
Zhou Fan put away the large ball containing countless twisted "dragon wood" and said with a smile:
"Since Mr. Zhang Dai and Mr. Xu Xiake have specially focused on Wuxie Waterfall."
"The hot spring that Xiao Hua and Hei Xiazi went to is also in front of Wuxie Waterfall."
"Grandpa Qi and Brother Xiaoman (the dog) apparently also chased after him."
"Then let's rush over to have a look as soon as possible."
The little brother hummed, turned around and walked towards the villa area, and said:
"Wuxie Waterfall is a famous scenic spot since the Northern Wei Dynasty. This time, I didn't take a helicopter."
The fat man pulled his mobile phone, looking at the information of air tickets and hotels near Wuxie Waterfall.
Zhou Fan looked through the food reviews nearby.
With a black thread on her head, Wu Xie said with great emotion:
"I don't take a helicopter this time...Although it is to keep a low profile as much as possible, I understand the truth."
"But why do I feel a little Versailles?"
"After all, I used to carry a shovel when I went out to fight. I stepped on the accelerator of the van and went out. When there was no place to sit in the car, I had to squeeze in the trunk."
"Our current standard of living has shot up like a rocket since we bordered on the local tyrant Mr. Qi."
"There are more than 700 million scooters going out, and it takes more than three months to throw them at the lakeside of the Zhangjia Ancient Building. It doesn't matter whether you throw them away or not. It's a style to put the soil every day."
"Go to the grave and fight back. Since the two uncles, Wu and Sanxing, reconciled Lianhuan to the point of death, we don't have the face to carry ordinary weapons on ordinary planes."
"So I started to fly around on a helicopter, and my weapons became fantasy cultivating immortals. Well, the quality of life has indeed skyrocketed."
Everyone is happy.
While talking, he walked to the villa area.
Everyone took a deep look at the little brother with an expression of "it's true".
There was an extremely rare, extremely rare embarrassment expression on the little brother's face, and when he glanced at Zhou Fan, the meaning in his eyes was quite obvious:
In the past, this guy was always dismantled wherever he went, but this time it was me?
The little brother fell silent.
The crowd burst into laughter.
Then the gazes of the people seemed to scan back and forth without giving up.
With an uncontrollable laugh, Zhou Fan said:
"Brother, you are cleaner than me when you take it apart."
"This villa area built in the deep mountains and old forests, I remember there must be at least a hundred villas, and now there is indeed not even a complete brick."
The fat man winked and said:
"Xiao Zhou, you have been clearing the field all year round, but this is a sudden explosion, brother."
"Don't be humble, the effect is leveraged."
Wu Xie laughed for a while, then said with some worry:
"I don't know about these villas..."
The little brother's demeanor has returned to his usual indifference, and he said while walking into the powder of the villa:
"It's okay, this villa area was not built by ordinary people."
Wu Xie suddenly became nervous and asked:
"How to say?"
Zhou Fan tore off the two telescopic rods from the backpack and pulled them apart, randomly picked a few directions, rummaged through the pile of powder in the villa, clicked his tongue, and said:
"In the walls of each villa, there are at least five corpses that have undergone a corpse change."
"Ordinary people really can't play this."
Wu Xie hissed, feeling his hairs stand on end, and said:
"Then I know, no wonder when we first came here."
"The two twin sisters, who were wearing blood-red lace gloves, said arrogantly that their boss is the rule here."
"I thought it was bragging, but it turned out they were telling the truth."
"It seems that the reason why their boss built a large area of extremely high-end villas here is to keep an eye on the changes in the 'weird city at the bottom of the well'."
Zhou Fan nodded and said with a smile:
"Isn't that the old saying, when Shenshang Laolin opened a shop and built a mansion, he either opened a black shop or turned it down."
"This place should be two in one."
"After all, there are so many bones in the Bamboo Grove Bone Banquet, and the buffet with the flowing water cups, it needs someone to fill them in a steady stream."
For a moment, Wu Xie had the illusion that he was in the scene of a ghost movie.
The fat man said unwillingly:
"No, even if it has collapsed into powder, Fat Lord, I still have to step on that 'second luxury' villa."
Everyone had no choice but to follow the fat man.
In other rooms, there were still some furniture, tables, chairs, benches and other debris, but in the powder pile of this villa, there was only a large box of promotional brochures.
Everyone said "Huh".
With a regretful face, the fat man casually threw a few books over to several people.
This advertising brochure is very high-end.
Zhou Fan opened it and raised his eyebrows.
I just saw it says:
"Xilamian-Never Insomnia·Travel Agency, is your best life partner."
"This special offer is co-organized with the Crescent Hotel."
"The hot spring tour of Wuxie Waterfall, the best crab feast!"
"Wuxie Waterfall has been famous all over the world since the Northern Wei Dynasty more than 1400 years ago. There are 72 peaks, 36 pings, 25 cliffs, 10 stones, 5 waterfalls, 3 valleys, 2 streams, and 1 lake."
"Hanging waterfalls fall to peaks, Xiping mountains surround, Longmen sprays snow, forming a cave of its own!"
"Don't you want to soak in hot springs, eat crab feasts, and 'open the blind box' water coffin under the waterfall that is suspected to be the Milky Way Falling Nine Heavens?"
"This issue's special food: Lard rice with crab roe."
"The best pairing with crab roe and lard rice is the noodle soup of small wontons."
"The most nourishing thing is that someone catches the ingredients, peels the human skin, chops the meat stuffing, and wraps fresh and delicious thin-skinned wontons."
"Combined with the big crabs bred by special feeding methods, the crab roe with oil."
"Mel the juice of crab roe into glutinous rice, serve with green beans, ham, soy sauce, balsamic vinegar, and dried shrimp, and fry it with corpse oil."
"With a roaring waterfall overhead, soaking in steaming hot springs, eating glutinous rice with crab roe in corpse oil and small wontons made of human skin."
"Bet again, bet on opening the water coffin."
"It's warm and exciting, such a small day, the gods don't change it!"
"Hurry up and come to Wuxie Waterfall to play! You will never forget it, and you will never forget it!"
Gollum.
Someone swallowed.
Someone gasped.
The little brother tapped on the "Human Skin, Corpse Oil" on the advertising brochure of "Xilamian-Never Insomnia Travel Agency", and said:
"Crescent Hotel, bet on opening the water coffin."
Zhou Fan said with a meaningful smile:
"Fried in corpse oil, skinned now, the menu of the Crescent Restaurant is already undisguised."
"In this way, the roe crabs in the crab feast are definitely not ordinary crabs. I'm afraid they have something to do with the bait crabs used by the corpse fishers in the Yellow River."
"Under the waterfall, while soaking in the hot springs, while betting on the water coffin, I am quite interested."
Wu Xie rubbed her goose bumps with a blue face, and said:
"The small restaurant I always wanted to open was called Xilaimian."
"The purpose is to win a lottery, to be able to sleep normally every day, and not to be forced to stay up all night due to insomnia."
"It's one thing to stay up late when you encounter happy things. It's another thing to be sleepy and tired and tossing and turning like pancakes, but being forced to stay up late is another thing."
"I really didn't expect that this travel agency would be so straightforwardly called 'Xilianmian-Never Insomnia'."
"Originally, there is no problem at all just listening to this name, and there is a sense of festive joy."
"But with his whole set, corpse oil, human skin, weird crabs, how about opening the coffin and fighting?"
"I don't have insomnia anymore. If I go to the vegetable chicken, I will die there. How can I have a chance to experience insomnia?"
Afterwards, Zhou Fan's little brother Wu Xie looked at Fatty again.
The fat man put his hands in his hands solemnly and said:
"You are all right, Fat Lord, I think so too."
"But I wasn't the one who sucked the shit just now, so don't look at me like that."
"Cough, well, I admit that I was looking at the crab roe and crab bibimbap. I was hungry, so I drool."
"But that's because, Fatty, I didn't notice just now. Wontons are wrapped in human skin and fried in corpse oil. This is a big misunderstanding."
The fat man quickly changed the subject and asked:
"Little comrades, what do you think of the gambling water coffin?"
Wu Xie frowned and said:
"I've heard that corpse fighting is popular in some places, or betting on life to open coffins."
"The gambling to open the coffin is similar to how the members of the Zhang family opened the molten iron to seal the coffin."
"Whoever dares to bet his life, the things after opening the coffin belong to them, and no one else can take them away."
The fat man sneered and said:
"If it's a murderous corpse, the person who opened the coffin will hang up directly. He will die, and he can't control whether others take it or not."
Wu Xie nodded and said:
"I don't know much about fighting corpses, and I haven't seen them with my own eyes."
"I guess it's probably because of who opened the coffin, and the corpse inside has become more vicious?"
The fat man burst out laughing.
The little brother looked at Wu Xie with a strange look.
Zhou Fan laughed and said:
"If the rules are like this, then if we go, won't we directly appoint the leader?"
"There is Xiao Wu who is like 'opening the coffin will bring up the corpse', even if the coffin is not opened, as long as you stand in front of him, the corpse shrouded in Xiao Wu's aura will transform into a dead body."
"We just won the game."
Wu Xie coughed, and there was a little pride in his eyes.
The little brother shook his head again and said:
"Usually being buried in water is a punishment, at least a punishment."
"Either he died tragically, or the person who cheated the corpse was very vicious."
The fat man patted his thigh and said:
"Then it's over. Since it's a bet on opening the water coffin, if one day he really gets a private room and finds the most vicious corpse in the audience, what if he can't beat it?"
Wu Xie silently wiped off his cold sweat, a little hesitant to make a move when the time comes.
Zhou Fan touched his chin and said:
"Go and see the situation first, Xiao Wu is our strategic killer."
Both the little brother and the fat man nodded.
Wu Xie's eyes were as bright as stars, he raised his arms and said excitedly:
"let's go!"
In the debris of the villa area, everyone found the purple supercar that they had driven over before.
Accompanied by the roar, they galloped all the way to the airport.
……
After half a day.
The plane that everyone took arrived at the city where Wuxie Waterfall is located.
Wu Xie looked at the people who had already made the gesture of "ready to get off the plane", and was surprised to find that, except for the four of them, the whole plane was actually full of people from the tour group.
The fat man muttered softly:
"I can't help it, because I'm in a hurry, the only ticket is this plane with four seats."
Zhou Fan raised his eyebrows and said:
"These people have all started to wear uniform uniforms, Nuo, all of them have the words 'Xilamian-Never Sleepless·Travel Agency' written on them."
The little brother got up and picked up the backpack, and motioned for everyone to follow with his eyes.
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