The villain who wears books: Koi became popular with metaphysics

Chapter 98 Arithmetic
[Tang Li knows, it must be because Tang Li can tell fortunes!Tang Li's fortune-telling is super accurate! 】

Zhong Ya's face was ashen, and he didn't know how Tang Li knew about her.

But she won't admit it, and if she admits it, her life will be over.

"Stop talking nonsense, you are slandering, if you talk nonsense like this again, I will call the police!"

"Hey, do you know what happened to the entertainment star after he called the police?" Tang Li asked suddenly.

"How do I know what's going on with others, anyway, you just don't slander me!" Zhong Ya reminded Tang Li heavily.

Tang Li said to himself: "Hey, the well-known entertainment star who called the police last time, he went to step on the sewing machine, do you want to step on the sewing machine too? If you want, I can help you!"

Zhong Ya was still a little scared when she heard her say this, but she still pretended to be calm and said: "Don't keep saying that kind of gossip, don't leave after the game is over."

"Okay, who's afraid of who!"

Just as Tang Li wanted to continue talking, the host of the program group began to talk a lot, and then said: "Now, please introduce your pet dogs one by one. After the introduction, we will start the competition."

There were ten guests participating this time, including Su Hao, Mo Chen, and Jiang Wan, and Tang Li didn't know the rest of the guests.

I can only listen to their introductions one by one.

Su Hao brought a super cute Erha, Mo Chen brought a smart Border Collie, and Jiang Wan's dog was a fat golden retriever.

Time passed quickly, and it was Zhong Ya's turn to introduce on the 2nd: "Hello everyone, I am Zhong Ya. Today I brought my Didi, our Didi is very smart and can count. Tang Li, your dog Do dogs count?"

"No!" If Tang Li hadn't been hindered by the camera, he would have wanted to hit Zhong Ya directly, "But my cat can do it, but unfortunately my cat is running wild everywhere, and I don't know where it went."

Zhong Ya looked at Tang Li who didn't take her seriously, and was very angry, but when she saw her dog, she felt superior.

"Tang Li, I've finished introducing my Didi, can you introduce me, is your dog a breed dog?"

Tang Li knelt down and patted his dog's head, and said with a smile:

"My little Zhengzheng is a Chinese pastoral dog, which is what everyone calls a native dog. The advantage of my dog ​​is that it is cute and doesn't like to tear down the house."

[After Tang Li's introduction, I suddenly found that the little dog is also quite cute, and of course the most important thing is that he doesn't like to tear down the house! 】

[Cut, what's so good about a dirt dog!It's still a breed dog, and it's cuter. The little native dog of Tang Li's family is simply incomparable. 】

[Little dog, what's wrong?The little dog is also cute! 】

After the introduction, the competition started quickly, and the dogs had to follow the command of the shit shovelers to bypass the obstacles and reach the finish line.

The game whistle sounded, and the pets, under the command of the excrement shoveler, moved forward at a fast pace.

It turns out that many celebrities don't have time to play with pets at home, and it is very difficult to direct.

For example, Su Hao's husky didn't listen to Su Hao's instructions, ran around and bumped into many roadblocks.

For the time being, the smart Bian Mu from Mo Chen's family is running first, the second is Zhong Ya's petite Teddy, and the third is Tang Li's little dog.

Jiang Wan also wanted to catch up with them quickly, but her golden retriever was fed too much on weekdays, not to mention that her weight was seriously overweight, and she didn't like sports very much, so that they became the third last.

Chu Yunzheng looked at his slow-moving little brother Gouzi, he hated iron but not steel.

"Hurry up and avoid roadblocks."

Xiao Zhengzheng, who received the order, felt the coercion of his elder brother, and quickly rushed forward on the single-plank bridge.

Fortunately, after Tang Li's two-day training, Xiao Zhengzheng quickly ran across the single-plank bridge without any problem.

Looking at this scene, Tang Li always felt that there was something wrong, but he couldn't tell.

And Didi of Zhong Ya's family hesitated when crossing the single-plank bridge.

A trace of impatience flashed in Zhong Ya's eyes, and then she took out dog snacks to coax Didi to cross the single-plank bridge.

However, in the face of fear, Didi passed very slowly even if he had food. When Didi got off the single-plank bridge, Tang Li had already taken the dog to drill the tunnel and was almost at the end.

Mo Chen's Bian Mu followed closely behind, but he still couldn't run past Xiao Zhengzheng who had been urged by Chu Yunzheng.

In the end, Xiao Zhengzheng won the first round with a time of 1 minute and 30 seconds.

【Tang Li's group looks like a family of three. 】

[Seeing Xiao Zhengzheng's expressionless expression after winning, how do I feel like the parents are true love and the child is an accidental child. 】

[Tang Li is so heartless, she has the heart to train such a small puppy to participate in the pet competition! 】

[Puppy can't compete?Besides, Tang Li didn't let Xiao Zhengzheng run hard just now, I just saw Tang Li glaring at Chu Yunzheng coquettishly, probably because he thought he let the puppy run too fast, Tang Li almost didn't keep up. 】

Host: "Welcome the top seven to enter the second round of the competition. Our second round of competition is what Zhong Ya mentioned. Take turns to give pets questions in turn. The questions are all simple addition and subtraction. The least two pets are eliminated."

When the camera came to Zhong Ya's side, the host read the topic in his hand: "Let's start with something simple, what is 1+1?"

And Didi sat on the ground without any response, and didn't seem to be able to count at all.

Zhong Ya gritted her teeth, thinking that if she knew it earlier, she wouldn't be bragging. Her family, Didi, doesn't know how to count at all. Usually, the videos she sends at home are all voices added later.

In desperation, she lightly kicked Didi with her leg, and Didi let out a cry, but it did not escape the eyes of the majority of netizens.

【Didn't Zhong Ya just say that his dog knows how to count?It turns out that there is no way at all, and you still have to rely on kicking? 】

[If you don't know how to count, you can't, you have to say that your dog can count, is it a slap in the face? 】

[I don’t even know about 1+1, so I’m wrong. Is this a dog that knows how to count? 】

The camera turned to Tang Li, and the host read the question: "What is 16-7?"

Tang Li was still a little worried that his dog would not be able to answer, and wanted to gently pet the dog's head so that Xiao Zhengzheng would not be nervous.

But it was obvious that she was thinking too much. When Chu Yunzheng was a cat, he saw that the little boy was a bit stupid and couldn't even count, so he took the time to teach Xiaozheng to count.

It was very difficult for Xiao Zhengzheng to learn at first, but Chu Yunzheng used dog food to teach it, and it quickly learned to count.

Xiao Zhengzheng yelled at the host nine times before stopping.

Seeing that such a small dog can count, the host sighed: "Little Zhengzheng from Tang Li's family is so small and so smart, he is really a smart Chinese pastoral dog! May I ask Tang Li, how did you teach a dog that can count? Where's the dog?"

[Tang Li's dog can count?Didn't she say no?I feel that Tang Li is so low-key and knows how to count, but he says no. 】

[Xiao Zhengzheng is awesome, he really is a smart dog, the more he looks the cuter he is. 】

　Chu Yunzheng Teaches Dogs to Count Theater

　　Chu Yunzheng: You originally had sixteen dog food, but you ate seven, how many more?

　　Xiao Zhengzheng looked down at his entire bowl of dog food, and when he had finished eating, he said naively: There is not even a single dog food left.

　　Chu Yunzheng: If you don't study hard, tomorrow I will make Tang Li stew dog meat soup!

　　Xiao Zhengzheng: Nine!Brother, I was wrong!
　　Chu Yunzheng: Don't call me Big Brother, call me Dad!
　　Xiao Zhengzheng: Wang Wang...

　　Chu Yunzheng: o(one︿one+)o
　　
　
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