Lazy Cancer Cure

Chapter 201 Stupid Yu Junior
At 1261:4 on April 1, 14, Emperor Star.

At the same time, the countdown to the urgent task of 'rescuing the former chief Yu Yuanjue' is less than 20 hours...

Xi Luo walked along the road, and only met a few old and weak women and children who were in a hurry. The shops on the street all relied on machines to operate, and the tall and short buildings were covered with three-dimensional images of the current chief 'Cui Jianqiu'.

Every time a passer-by comes near the images, these images will activate the projection of the real-life scale, the expressions and movements are vivid, and they can even have normal conversations with people.

"Hahaha, haha, Su, host, take a look." The fat ball that had been flying in front suddenly stopped on the floor, laughing desperately.

"What's wrong?" As soon as Xi Luo approached, the surrounding images of 'Cui Jianqiu' immediately started to move together.

However, all the projections of Cui Jianqiu on the road have turned into handstands, and they are all handstands floating in mid-air.These virtual projections float high and low, some of the inverted projections have their eyes level with the eyes of passers-by, and some of the inverted projections have their eyes level with the skirts of young girls.

The entire street was filled with this kind of upside-down floating Cui Jianqiu from the beginning to the end. What's even more frightening is that these upside-down projections would pop out two lines of lines suddenly, coupled with his meaningful smile.

It's perverted, no doubt.

"It's funny!" Fat Ball held his stomach, and couldn't stop giggling at all.

"Aren't you afraid of scaring passers-by?" Xi Luo was helpless, but there was no accusation in his words.

"Tch, he's so ugly that he scares me." Fat Ball muttered unwillingly, "Since this man is full of lies, I might as well grant his wish to be a ghost!"

Xi Luo avoided the projection figures floating everywhere on the road in disgust, and asked Fat Ball: "Doesn't doing this violate your robot laws?"

"I didn't cause any substantial physical harm to him, but he did a huge damage to my soul. I was at best self-defense." Fat Ball was still furious, "Look at Cui Jianqiu's quotations along the way. , are all scolding us intelligent robots, saying that we are slaves created by humans to work, but once the slaves have ideas, there will be a war of resistance; there is also the theory of demons, saying that we are wrong ambition programs..."

"It's nothing more than brainwashing." Xi Luo shook his head, disdainful, "Dirty tricks like this were played by politicians as early as the early years of AD."

"This is obviously fake! Only a fool would believe it!" Fat Ball couldn't help but increase the volume.

"But once a lie is repeated 100 times, the people who hear it will think it is true."

After Xi Luo finished speaking, a smart mirror door suddenly rose in front of the road, and the map showed Yu Yuanjue's location inside.

The whole image of Xi Luo was reflected in the mirror, and at the same time a soft female voice came out from inside.

"Ms. Hello, if you choose to continue forward, you will enter the high-end residential area. Please confirm that you are not carrying any prohibited items."

"The list of prohibited items is as follows—high-risk explosives, firearms, etc.; seventh-generation robots or their chips, parts, etc.; particulate video recorders, etc. If you have already carried them, please exit the entry procedure and re-enter the audit after meeting the requirements."

"The investigation is quite strict." Xi Luo frowned slightly, she carried more than one kind of firearm in her watch.Even if she can go in through this door, what about Fat Ball?
Fat Ball seemed to see Xi Luo's hesitation, and said indifferently: "Host, you can go forward boldly. I can crack hundreds of low-level intelligent systems like this every minute."

Xi Luo looked at Fat Ball suspiciously, is it reliable?

But at this time, there is no way out. Yu Yuanjue is in the residential area, and he must solve the danger he is about to encounter in the shortest possible time, otherwise the task punishment...is really unbearable.

"Host, how can you not believe me!" Fat Ball saw Xi Luo's questioning, and immediately fell into grievance, "My technological level is 4000 years ahead of this era! Hmph, if I want to, I can make Star The whole network is paralyzed!"

Well, just think about it.

"How could I not believe you!"

Xi Luo silently said "maybe" in his heart, and then stepped into the mirror door, the cool beam of light hit his face, after more than ten seconds, he passed the security check, and the bright red characters appeared——

Attribute: Human
Carry: P18 particle gun (low risk, antique)
Laser shotgun (non-aggressive, antique)

Star stick (non-aggressive, antique)

Let in!

Fat Ball followed Xi Luo swaggeringly in through the door, and the mirror door didn't notice its existence at all: "I'll just say no problem! Hehe, I changed all the attributes of the guns it can detect to antiques, amazing Bar."

"Yes, you are amazing." Xi Luo followed Fat Qiu's wish to praise, and then followed the map path to find Junior Yu.

With great difficulty, Xi Luo found Yu Yuanjue who had been beaten all over his body and fell into a coma in a hidden corner.

"Host, he is really miserable..." Fat Ball sighed a few words, then woke up suddenly, and quickly turned on the camera function to take pictures in various directions.

"Save people first." Xi Luo stepped forward and touched Junior Yu's aorta, which was still pulsating.

At the same time, Fat Ball took nine consecutive shots of Xi Luo's rescue scene. He was delighted to see the finished product, and his host was the prettiest!

"Fat Ball, come here and give me a hand, and carry him home."

"Alright." Fat Ball waved his hand nonchalantly, "I exchanged a special medicine for him from the mall, and the injuries on his body will disappear instantly, and he will be able to wake up."

"Why didn't you say it just now?" Xi Luo saw that Fat Ball seemed to be very interested in the photo.

"After a certain leader of the Earth League left office, he was beaten in a remote corner and was seriously injured and unconscious. Is this a distortion of human nature, or... Ahem, I mean, this is a very important history. When we go back to the future, the photos will all be It is precious research data." The fat ball kept talking nonsense.

Huh, as he was talking, Fat Ball suddenly realized that what he just said was quite reasonable.

"Use the medicine, and when he wakes up, first ask him what happened to him."

"Oh."

Because Junior Yu was still in a coma, Fat Ball gave him an injection.Facts have proved that the effect of the special medicine is still very good. Less than 5 minutes after taking the medicine, Yu Xiaoyi gradually recovered.

As soon as Yu Yuanjue regained consciousness, he found that the pain in his body had also disappeared. Just as he was feeling strange, he saw a person squatting beside him.

He was probably rescued by this kind person. He should have been soaked in repair fluid above intermediate level in a short period of time, so he didn't feel any pain.

But in the next second, all his previous ideas including being rescued were overturned!

Yu Xiaobei stared blankly for a minute with his eyes wide open, then slowly came to his senses, full of sadness.

Fuck, I was beaten to death!
"You, you, are you Xi Luo?" Junior Yu said with mixed feelings, half crying, "Can I ask where Marshal Xi is? I, I, I have always wanted to ask him for his autograph!"

"?"

You ask me where is a man who died hundreds of years ago!
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　　To be honest, Junior Yu is neither like Xi Luo, nor like Xi Changhe, nor like Xi Xiangyang...

　　In terms of the level of stupidity approaching Fat Ball, the two of them can definitely fight in a ring. I have already thought of the name of the competition, and it is called - who can be stupid better!
　　Junior Yu: I am alive, it is impossible, I must be dead.

　　Fat Ball: Hahaha, everyone, there is a fool over there.

　　Junior Yu (doubtful): Fool?Who is the fool talking about?

　　Fat Ball: Hahaha, a fool is talking about you!
　　Xi Luo: ... (The author please take me away, I am very grateful, after all, IQ is a good thing, I can't live without it!)

　　
　
(End of this chapter)