Lazy Cancer Cure

Chapter 322 Civilized Porter
Xi Luo took the housekeeper and sneaked into the starship of the alien civilization with dozens of robots.

The robot warrior moved quickly, and in just a few minutes, quickly tied up the dozens of aliens staying in the control room and arranged them in a row.

In the future, the star network media of the Earth Alliance, that is, the earrings given to Xi Luo by No. [-], has its own translation function in different languages.

The principle of this developed translator is not the collection of big data, but to make the most accurate language judgment based on the expression of the spiritual power of different life forms.

The higher the spiritual power of the living body, the more accurate the translation.

Although Xi Luo can rely on the translator to understand what these alien life forms are saying, he still has no way to deal with their words.She just briefly glanced at their console, and then looked away. She didn't intend to expose her shortcomings too much in front of these alien life forms.

"Tell me, you are the ones watching me these days?" Xi Luo walked up to the man called 'the leader'.

The leader of the aliens was originally full of anger, but when his eyes touched Shi Yi, his expression stiffened almost instantly, and he tried to reply in the most peaceful tone: "Hello, we are only from hundreds of millions of light away from you." I am Kan Qi, one of the leaders of a friendly civilization on a living planet outside the year, there may be some misunderstanding between us."

"Are you friendly?"

"You really misunderstood. We didn't mean to monitor you. We were just observing a behavioral trajectory of life on your planet. My companion thought you were special and representative, so he listed you as one of the observation objects. "Kan Qi said with a serious expression, "We have been near this purple planet for nearly a year, and we know that you have formed a sufficiently mature civilization system. You named yourself Earth civilization, and we are very curious about you. , so I hope to observe more. If you use your earth civilization to give us a name, we can be called 'spectator civilization', we like to observe all civilizations."

"Onlooker?" Xi Luo repeated these two words. It seems that the other party really didn't understand the earth's culture thoroughly, and didn't even understand the praise and criticism.

The leader's face was full of pride: "That's right! We civilized people like to wander around the universe. The starship is our second home. Every time we find a civilization, we will stay there for a while until we fully understand each other. Behavioral characteristics and historical development trajectory will leave. Before we leave, we will also publish a book for the life forms on this planet. Just like this time, we intend to write a "Earthman Observation Diary" and put it in In our shared system, it can be circulated by all clansmen scattered throughout the universe."

Xi Luo was a little curious: "From your tone, it seems that you are very interested in our civilization?"

"Of course, the earth civilization makes us feel kind." The leader raised his head noblely, "Your race is very imaginable to us, and the level of technological development in all aspects is closer to ours. I have every reason to suspect that our civilization may be the earliest Originated from this purple planet."

Xi Luo almost laughed out loud: "Do you think the purple planet you observed is Earth?"

"Isn't it? This is the most prosperous area of ​​your civilization." The leader's big eyes were a little confused.

"Okay, let me change the question. Why do you think that the birthplace of your earliest civilization is this purple planet? Isn't the planet you currently live on the birthplace of your civilization?"

Mentioning this, Kan Qi's face was obviously a little uncomfortable: "The children who watch the civilization prefer to wander."

"Wandering?" Xi Luo said to himself, "So...you don't have a settled planet at all. The reason why you like to observe other civilizations is to find the starting point of your own civilization?"

"Of course we have our own civilization. As I said before, our civilization is called 'spectator civilization'." Kan Qi's eyes slightly dodged, as if he was hiding something.

Seeing that he was unwilling to say more, Xi Luo stared at him for a few seconds, then signaled Shi Yi and her to come to the corner with his eyes, and asked, "Housekeeper, can we decipher their writing? I think they want to do it." Definitely not just watching us."

Shi Yi thought for a moment, and said seriously: "Let's dissect them, take out their brains and put them in a special petri dish, use special nutrients to cultivate language nerves, and when the brain's language nerves are sufficiently developed, they can be installed on robots , to complete the translation in different languages ​​by issuing instructions to the robot. The disadvantage is that it takes a long time and the failure rate will be relatively high. It is recommended to dissect several at the same time, and it will be safer to observe together.”

Shi Yi looked back at the alien life forms, as if he was counting them, then turned his head and said indifferently: "Don't worry, little master, I have studied all the laws of the Earth League for thousands of years, and there are absolutely no laws in so many regulations. There's no alien security law, and we're not guilty of anything we do to them."

The housekeeper lowered his voice, but he didn't completely shy away from this group of alien life forms.

"You can't do this! Aren't you afraid that we civilized people will come to take revenge!" The leader's hearing was very good, and he yelled almost instantly after hearing what the housekeeper said.

Xi Luo listened carefully to the heart-piercing cry of the other party, and calmly said, "Don't be afraid."

"."

"Then are you afraid that we will master the secrets of your civilization and attack your civilization after reading the information you already know?"

"." Too many words, so many mistakes, the leader was a little afraid to speak.

"What are you trying to do? Let me see if the content you provide is valuable, or putting your heads in a petri dish is useful."

"." The leader didn't want to speak, "I didn't lie to you, we really have no malicious intentions. Our civilization has not been passed down completely, we only remember that our ancestors moved several houses for various reasons. The reason why we want to study the civilizations of other planets system, because we believe that all civilizations are similar, and we may be able to integrate and infer our civilization records."

At the beginning, Xi Luo couldn't quite understand what the other party was talking about, but suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: "Could you be trying to copy our civilization!"

"How can you say plagiarism, we are obviously porters of civilization." The leader was a little dissatisfied.

Xi Luo has only heard of copying history homework before, but this is the first time I have seen someone directly copying history books. This civilization is simply.
"Okay, we've said everything we need to say, can you let us go this time?"

"No, after I decipher your writing, I have to make sure you didn't lie to me." Xi Luo shook his head.

"Are you still going to dissect?!"

"It was just acting to scare you." Xi Luo rarely comforted her.

　housekeeper:? ? ?When did I act?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)