Lazy Cancer Cure

Chapter 4 I don't want anything

"This is not a punishment, I'm afraid it's a death penalty." Xi Luo glanced sideways at the system, which was getting weaker and weaker, and asked indifferently.

When Xi Luo struggled to get down from the reclining chair, she found that she could no longer control her body sensitively, and the muscles controlling her movements began to become stiff, like a kind of dried old bacon that the people of the AD used to like to eat.

"Master host, your seal is lifted!" the system fanned the flames without fear of death.

"Oh, the sofa is dirty, don't wash it."

"." The system was dumbfounded, he naively thought that the host came down to find water.

"Hey, Fat Ball, if I don't replenish water, will I die?" Xi Luo sat on the ground with difficulty, and she was still thinking about whether she should crawl to the bathroom. Is dehydration more painful?

"Host, my full name is System 0000001, not Fat Ball. If you think my name is too long, you can call me number one instead. This is my nickname."

"Okay, Fat Ball." Xi Luo nodded vigorously, "If you don't answer my question, your host will die of thirst."

"No. According to the results of big data analysis, your host's comprehensive physical fitness is very special, and you are extremely suitable for surviving in various extreme environments. It's just a small lack of water, and it won't cause any harm to you in a short period of time. "The system analyzed with a correct tone, "Besides, the host will definitely not let you have any accidents if I am here. If you suddenly disappear, I am not violating the "Interstellar Law (Advanced Intelligence Chapter)" No. The interests of human life, and the four obligations of not respecting other life and health; including the first five articles of the "Peace Convention for Advanced Intelligent People" are not good for me. If you will be diagnosed as brain dead in the end, I will be sentenced to at least 30 years and above. Star labor reform, and even destroyed by aircraft."

"Hearing what you said, you are really a very good robot." Knowing that the laws of the Emperor Star in the future are all beneficial to him, Xi Luo feels more at ease.

Shy emotions emerged from the system's program: "The host has such a good vision."

"By the way, after the punishment is over, don't be in a hurry to wake me up." After Xi Luo entrusted herself to the system at ease, she tapped the optical brain a few times with her fingertips, and a liquid reagent the size of a palm appeared In the palm of Xi Luo.

"Wait! Host, what are you going to do!" The system seemed to be flashed by a golden light, and now the eyes were full of disbelief.

"You don't know how to read?" Xi Luo looked at the system strangely. Can't you see the big word 'An Mian Le' on the test tube?

"Host, shouldn't you go to replenish the water first?"

Xi Luo was silent for a while, then raised her head and replied firmly: "If you fall asleep, you don't need anything."

"Yes, but." The system racked its brains to think of words, "but your clothes will get wet, and you will get sick if you get cold. Excessive lack of water will even lead to the death of a large area of ​​brain nerves, and the burden on your kidneys will also increase, which may eventually lead to The body cycle ends."

"It doesn't matter, I will take medicine when I get sick, and if the medicine can't cure me, I will perform visceral transplantation. Anyway, since I was born, my first-generation stem cells have been preserved in the Emperor Star Blood Bank. Even if I want to die, it is not so easy. As Xi Luo said, he opened the bottle of the test tube, and the rose-red liquid looked like freshly squeezed strawberry juice, which was very attractive.

"No." The system became anxious, and the ropes on both sides of the body stretched out quickly, and the claws tightly grasped the mouth of the test tube, unable to stand still with Xi Luo's movements: "Host, let's stop making trouble, okay, isn't it just a Earth investigation, let’s just go out and relax, okay?”

"It's too far away, I don't want to go."

"Host, if you continue like this, the disease cannot be cured." The system dissuaded painfully.

"I didn't want to treat the disease either." Xi Luo said frankly.

"If you're willing to go, you can choose whatever rewards you want from the mission." Even though the system's words were well thought out, the moment it came out, it still felt like a piece of flesh had been ripped out of its heart.

"What's the use of rewarding me?"

"Ah?" The system wanted to cry without tears, "I have all kinds of reagent formulas for spiritual and physical skills in the future, those that enhance talent, those that enhance strength, and can easily reach level [-], host, you think clearly !"

"The stronger I am, the more people expect me from me, and the more tired I will be. Isn't it good to be a good-for-nothing like this now! Is it because I can't sleep well, or because Xingwang is not fun, I have to suffer that " Xi Luo spoke quickly, and a dark color flashed quietly in his eyes.

"Host, if you don't go, the punishment will continue to double." System 0000001 added wearily.

Xi Luo raised his eyes hesitantly: "Is there any punishment that can't be solved by 'sleeping music'?"

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Seeing that the system seemed to be choked to the point of not speaking, Xi Luo laughed with satisfaction, and her gray pupils gradually became tinged with anger.

The system used an old-fashioned tone, and sighed quietly: "Host, you really underestimate my father."

"Your father?" Xi Luo paused, "Is that your designer?"

"Yeah." The system looked nostalgicly at the wall, "He's a genius."

"maybe."

"It took him a year to design two punishment measures for 610. The move was accidental. Such tricks as sweating profusely are just small tricks. If you continue to refuse to accept the task, the next punishment will only be Step by step, it's becoming abnormal."

"for example?"

"Ammonia bomb, the kind of concentration that explodes when the light is turned on."

"Where's the ammonia?"

"Host your intestinal peristalsis increased."

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"Pseudo-gravity, the host has the opportunity to fly 360 degrees in the sky, but it is easy to fly dizzy, leading to nausea and vomiting."

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"Becoming a monk with hair loss, all the hair on the whole body is completely lost." The system thought for a while and added, "Including eyebrows, chest hair and fine hair."

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"Love at first sight, within 2 hours, the host will erupt hormones for any moving living body that it sees for the first time, producing the effect of love at first sight. It is said that this potion once made an adult male and an earth sow fall in love at the same time."

"Fat ball, you can talk about it later. I'll go to Xingwang Mall to buy some 'Dongmian Kang' online. It seems that your father is seriously ill. I'm afraid I can only choose to sleep forever." Xi Luo closed Anmian silently. Le's cover, and began to open the mall on the watch, Dongmiankang seems to be a prescription drug, and I don't know if my authority is enough to purchase the standard.

"No! Host, if you choose to hibernate, I will manipulate your body to sing the Great Compassion Mantra on the street!"

"???" What is the Great Compassion Mantra?
"Host, you don't want face, your grandfather also wants face!" The system sneered.

"He's been dead for 8 years, who cares about his face." Xi Luo complained nonchalantly.

"But, but, you are not afraid that the old man will be so angry that he will cheat his corpse!"

"Oh? That's a good relationship. I haven't succeeded in recruiting his soul for eight years. Is he planning to turn into a zombie and come back now!"

"." The system was so exhausted that it couldn't help itself, so it simply let itself fly and collapsed on the ground, panting and said, "Host, what exactly do you want, can you just tell me, I'm about to die."

Are lazy cancer patients so scary? He must resign when he gets home!

"But I don't want anything." Xi Luo looked at the appearance of the system 0000001, put one hand under his forehead, and a very shallow smile hung on his lips.

The sunlight outside the house shone on Xi Luo's face, and the sweat that was still flowing on his face shone dazzlingly under the refraction of the light. Everything was beautifully like a picture scroll that might come to life at any time.

　If you find that the plot is not smooth, please go to the work related to see Chapter 3, thank you
　　System: I am also broken today.

　　Xi Luo: Good boy, do you want white sugar?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)