Pirates: How many divisions does the Five Old Stars have?

Chapter 153 This era is called Red Nose

After all, the Carrera Shipyard is not a combat force directly under the jurisdiction of the World Government, like the Navy Headquarters, which relies entirely on appropriation and has a sufficient budget.

They are a private enterprise responsible for their own profits and losses, and the food in the canteen of the guest house is of course very mediocre.

It is only because of the supply of cherry pie that Titch likes to eat that he can live here like a duck to water and very nourished.

But no matter how much I love cherry pie, after eating it for two full months, I still want to change the taste.

Tiqi carefully looked at the strange man in front of him, making sure that he was not a dangerous person with a reward of over [-] million, and then he happily ate and drank with Ma Qiao.

Otherwise, many people say that Tiki is the most pirate-like man in the pirate world.

Look at what other pirates are doing after they become the emperor of Shanghai.
White Beard is identifying his son everywhere; Big Mom is trying to give birth to a son; Kaido keeps performing art of suicide;

The freest man?
In Ma Qiao's view, the freest man is not the One Piece King, but the Banana King.

A real man should be a man.

Even men dare not do it, what kind of freedom do they call themselves?
In contrast, Tiqi's pursuit is much more normal.

Whistle gathers crowds, eats, drinks and has fun, throws coins all over the sky, and snares beauties.

At one point, he even planned to capture Miss Bonnie from the extremely evil era and become Mrs. Yazhai.

This is in line with Ma Qiao's perception of pirates.

Of course, Tiqi's methods and ambitions are no small matter.

The famous filial son Lu Fengxian once said, "How can a man live in depression for a long time", but Tiqi pretended to be his son for nearly 30 years.

It can be said that this is also a guy who is ruthless to his enemies, ruthless to his benefactors, ruthless to his partners, and even more ruthless to himself.

But at this moment, what he showed in front of Ma Qiao was a warm, cheerful, middle-aged uncle with no sense of affluence.

"Thief hahaha!"

Teach makes a simple pig's ear pie by putting a chunk of crispy pig's ear wrapped in thick honey in a slice of bread, and popping it into his mouth in one bite.

"It's so delicious, thief hahaha, Brother Ma Qiao, you are such a genius!"

"Brother Titch, you're flattering yourself. It's not my fault, it's my chef. Tam's skills are really good."

Marjorie pointed to Tam, who was wearing the skin of a five-star chef. The latter was holding a brush and coating the fried crispy pig ears with a special honey sauce.

"What a tall murloc!" Tiki praised with a thumbs up.

Tiqi is three and a half meters tall.Tamm is much taller than him, and he can indeed be called tall.

On the great voyage, especially in the second half of the New World, murlocs were a very common race, and they were also one of the slaves that nobles loved to carry with them.

Teach had no interest in whether Tamm was the young man's slave, but was very pleased with his cooking skills.

"If I can get my wish in the future, find the dark fruit, and become a big pirate who dominates one side, then I can consider going to Murloc Island to rob and capture a few murloc chefs."

In his heart, Tiqi silently placed catching the murloc chef after finding a young, beautiful and powerful Mrs. Yazhai, which became his third goal after rising.

In a split second, though, Tikki has evil plans for the future.But he still showed a friendly look and toasted with Marjorie.

And Ma Qiao also intends to get close to this pirate, the world's number one careerist.

Between pushing cups and changing cups, the two seemed to have become good friends who talked about everything.

After eating a piece of super-calorie stewed meat, Ma Qiao asked Galen, who was tens of nautical miles away, to do a thousand more sets of push-ups through his thoughts, while keeping his expression on his face, as if he just asked the question inadvertently.

"Brother Tichi, look at your outfit, you should be a pirate, right? Did you also come to Seven Waters to buy a boat for the captain?"

Tiqi swallowed the pig's ear pie in his throat hard, took another sip of iced orange water, and let out a long sigh of relief:

"That's right, more than half of the people who come to the capital of the seven waters to buy ships are pirates..."

Glancing at the costumes of all villains behind Ma Qiao, Tiqi said with a smile:
"Brother Ma Qiao, are you also here to buy a boat?"

"Not exactly, I did have some problems on the ship that I needed to ask Carrera's boatmen for advice, but more importantly, I came here for the live broadcast of the World Government's conscription."

"What, are you a member of the World Government?"

Tikki pretended to be very flustered.

The huge body almost fell off the chair, which seemed both comical and ridiculous.

But if you are deceived by his incompetent and timid behavior, it is a big mistake.

In terms of boldness, this guy is on a par with Wang Lufei.

And besides being bold, he also has a delicate mind.

Ma Qiao noticed that his seemingly flustered movements actually put his body in an optimal position where he could easily turn around and escape, but also suddenly burst into trouble.

Ma Qiao laughed loudly: "Brother Tiqi, you are too timid. I am not an employee of the world government, but a real and objective self-media person. You can call me Ma Dudu."

"Ma Dudu?"

Needless to say, Tiqi has indeed seen this name before.

He scratched his head and recalled carefully.

Suddenly he clapped his fists: "I remembered, before the red-haired Shanks rescued his best friend, the ugly emperor Bucky in Rogue Town, that series of news reports were reported by the Madudu studio!"

Ma Dudu is indeed one of Ma Qiao's many vests on the Internet, and he is known for his violent comments.

One of the most famous lines, "This era is called Red Nose." is still used as a personal signature by Baki's big V account.

It was also the only time he recognized his own nose.

It can be said that in the Rogge Town incident, the One Piece Roger, the lonely minister, and the clown Bucky, the red-haired Shanks who chased the target all his life, became famous, thanks to the objective reports and professional comments of Madudu Studio behind it.

And these news spread all over the sea through the Internet and newspapers.

It's not just that Ma Qiao will plagiarize, cross out, and reprint the news in the newspapers, and various newspapers will also reprint the news in the big bird news.

Especially on the East China Sea side, Ma has already overshadowed the sky with one hand, and the reporters outside can't get valuable news at all.

The news reports of Ma Dudu's studio have become important reference materials for various newspapers.

Seeing Ma Qiao nodded slightly, admitting his identity.Tikki moved away a little quietly.

There is no way, to say that the current him is more afraid of reporters than the civil servants of the world government.

Or more afraid of being famous.

Having endured for more than 20 years, Tiqi didn't want to fall short and become a big celebrity, receiving too much attention from Papa Baihu.

Ma Qiao didn't seem to notice Tiqi's momentary gaffe, and handed over a business card on his own:
"Brother Tiqi, you can call me if you have anything to do. You know, a real media fighter is not only a disseminator of the truth, but also a recorder of this era.

So if you have anything you want to inquire about, or if you have any items you want to get, you can contact me..."

"What do you want?"

The corners of Tiki's eyes trembled slightly.

Of course he has something he wants, and he has been silently fighting for it for 30 years.

But how could a mere media person do such a thing, and what position do I have to trust him?

"Thief hahahaha!"

Blackbeard showed a really hearty smile. "If there's one thing I want, it's an endless supply of pig's ear pies!"

"It's simple."

Marjorie pulled out a brand new mobile phone bug from his bosom. "This is the most popular electronic product in the East China Sea. It has a powerful takeaway ordering function. I can give you one for free..."

"What's the point of that?"

"That means you don't treat me, Ma, as a brother."

Ma Qiao stuffed the phone bug in his hand with a more generous attitude than Blackbeard, and helped him download the Ele.me app, and guided Tiqi to register and use it step by step.

"It's really convenient."

Tiqi's brain is far smarter than his simple appearance.

Under Ma Qiao's guidance, he quickly learned to use the mobile phone bug and the food ordering software on it.

It's just that, from the beginning to the end, Tiqi didn't notice a certain line of small words before the hooks he clicked when he registered the software.

[This software will automatically call functions such as positioning, picture library, address book, camera, and microphone.

Clicking "Agree" is deemed to agree to the above content, as well as the user agreement on the official website of Big Bird, related privacy policies and permission usage instructions].

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When Mr. Ma Qiao enthusiastically guided Blackbeard Tiqi into the Big Bird network,
A bar not far from the Carrera Shipyard is in a state of being empty.

The arrival of the navy made the pirates temporarily stay away from the capital of seven waters, and even the pirates who were stranded due to some accidents all tucked their tails, kept a low profile, and did not dare to come to the tavern for consumption.

With a bared teeth, the door of the bar was pushed open.

A tall man with a pigeon on his shoulder walked in slowly. (pictured)

"Boatman Lu Qi, today is really rare, you will come here for a drink."

The bar owner raised his head with a look of enthusiasm on his face.

The bar owner, who combed his hair into the shape of a bull's horn, is a member of CP9 lurking here, just like the senior boatman Rob Lucci who suddenly appeared.

But under normal circumstances, the two would not meet alone. Once Lu Qi appeared here, it often meant that Chief Spandam had issued some new orders.

Although there was no one around at this time, there was not a single customer.But Lu Qi still vigilantly sat on the high stool at the bar according to his usual habits.

"A brandy, please."

Lu Qi didn't open his mouth, and the pigeon standing on his shoulder danced, as if it was the one who spoke just now.

In fact, this is just Lu Qi using ventriloquism.

"Okay, this is the most famous short-lived ghost brandy from the East China Sea!"

Since Macho recruited Barrel Gragas, the quality and taste of the short-lived ghost series of drinks has been greatly improved.

Today, even in the middle-end consumer places of the great route, it has a place.

"Is it a new variety? Then I have to try it!"

Lu Qi continued to speak in ventriloquist.

With a glass of brandy down, a rare intoxicated look appeared on Lu Qi's face.

Lu Qi swore that this was the most delicious brandy he had ever drank in his life. (Lucci's favorite food is brandy, which is official.)
Although he is not a heavy drinker, he loves wine tasting.

Just like Kaku is obsessed with repairing ships; Kalifa likes to wear revealing clothes. As a spy, she has a high level of mental tension every day and is under tremendous pressure every day.If you don't find some hobbies to distract your attention, it is difficult to ensure a good mental state.

Even if Rob Lucci is known as the strongest agent of the Judiciary Island CP9 organization for 800 years, he still cannot get rid of this objective law.

A sip of drink is the best choice for Lu Qi to relieve stress.

Supervised by Gragas, the brandy made by adding some Zyra seeds as raw materials for wine making, using Maokai saplings as barrel materials, and mixing in a tiny amount of life potion conquered Lu Qi's taste buds instantly.

However, he quickly hid this trace of intoxication, and restored the coffin face that has remained unchanged for thousands of years: "Have another drink!"

"Okay, Mr. Luke!"

Bruno picked up the wine bottle, bent down to pour the wine for Lu Qi, at the moment when the two heads crossed each other, Lu Qi said softly.

"The higher-ups have received information that the revolutionary army's northern and southern armies have moved at the same time, and the target is likely to be the conscription work in the capital of seven waters."

"What is our task?" Bruno also remained calm.

"Pluto's drawing is still the highest level, but if it can destroy the conspiracy of the revolutionary army, Chief Pandam will give a reward."

"Understood, I will pay attention to the strangers who come and go in the past few days - please enjoy your brandy slowly."

Bruno smiled and filled Lu Qi's glass, and then continued to wipe his bar counter, like a kind bar owner.

But after rubbing it, he found that something seemed a little wrong.

According to the usual practice, after Lu Qi drank two glasses of brandy, shouldn't he get up and pay the money, and then leave quickly.

According to Lu Qi, the intersection of the two of them should not be too much, so as not to expose their identities.

However, today I almost wiped out the reflection of the bar counter, why hasn't Lu Qi left yet?

Bruno looked up suspiciously.

Lu Qi was holding an empty wine glass, looking at him strangely.

That expression is like. . .Are you shitting?
Bruno was surprised: "Mr. Lu Qi, did you pull it? This chair is made of crocodile skin. It is a high-end product that I bought from the second-hand market for a lot of money!"

"To shut up!"

The pigeon on Lucci's shoulder jumped up and slapped Bruno's wings.

"I just think that for five years, every time I come to the bar, I only drink two glasses of brandy and leave. It's too strange, and it's easy for some people to find the flaw."

"So starting today, I'm going to drink a few random glasses of brandy as a disguise."

After a pause, Lu Qi suddenly asked, "Bruno, how old are you?"

"Two...28 years old" Bruno replied hesitantly.

"You're only 28?"

Lu Qi looked suspiciously at his companion in front of him, he always thought that Bruno was at least 40 years old.

This 28 looks a little too anxious.

"28 is 28, Boss Bruno, please give me 28 glasses of short-lived ghost brandy, thank you!"

Lu Qi knocked down the wine glass lightly.

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(End of this chapter)