Pirates: How many divisions does the Five Old Stars have?

Chapter 199 General Zefa, you must have many close friends and relatives, right?
Shurima Old Western Medicine Hospital.

International Health Examination Center.

This is part of Macho's plan to make Shurima a medical kingdom.

The Drum Country, a large medical country adjacent to Alabasta, has ice and snow all the year round, a very small arable area, and underdeveloped trade. However, relying on the medical service industry, it still ranks among the richest countries in the region, and even obtained the qualification to participate in the World Government Conference.

You must know that only the kings of fifty countries are eligible to participate in this level of meeting every year.

In other words, Magnetic Drum Country, a tiny place, has become one of the fifty permanent members by relying on medical services.

Of course, Wuchang is far worse than Wuchang.

It cannot be denied that medical services are really lucrative, and medical checkup services are even more so.

But like all industry starts, a certain amount of promotion is essential.

Ma Qiao rode on Tam's forehead, watching the long medical examination team, and his heart was full of joy.

Regardless of the fact that everyone who has a physical examination is free, and there is also a box of eggs and a bottle of milk, but as long as the brand is posted, it will be money in the future!
Marjorie looked forward to the appearance of the old thief Garp.

But this guy has to broadcast live for half an hour every morning, so the only acquaintance who appears temporarily is Zefa.

Zefa has been very low-key recently, and he didn't even attend the annual meeting of the Big Bird Foundation.

Because he has been seizing the time to improve his strength.

Not in reality.

In reality, he has become a decadent old man who eats in Internet cafes, lives in Internet cafes, and even takes a bath in Internet cafes.

What Zefa really cares about is the strength of the account "Uchiha Obito" in "Unlimited Monthly Reading".

The improvement of Naruto Sakura's strength is too terrifying.

Especially Kapu Sakura, this guy has already started chasing the Tailed Beast Hammer, Zefa felt that if he didn't step up, he would no longer be able to achieve the achievement of destroying Konoha and obtain the qualification to create a wife and daughter in the game.

However, due to continuous staying up late, day and night reversal, and irregular meals, Zefa's physical condition is deteriorating.

This time, he heard about the distribution of eggs from Karp, so he thought about coming for a physical examination, and by the way, rubbed some eggs to supplement nutrition and recuperate the body.

Ma Qiao personally received the old man Zefa.

After all, he is an admiral of the navy, and according to the structure of this world, he is at least a deputy state-level leader.

Aside from this layer of identity, as a high-quality player who spends all his property, monthly salary, and allowances in game currency, Zefa's body also deserves Mr. Ma's full attention.

The results of the final physical examination were very unsatisfactory.

In the dean's office, Ma Qiao was wearing a white coat, with a stethoscope hanging around his neck, and holding a test sheet in his hand. He looked left and right, and finally heaved a long sigh:
"The heart rate is very unstable, there is atrial fibrillation and reflux, the liver function is not good, varicose veins, spinal cord degeneration, and the tendency of Alzheimer's!"

"Alzheimer's disease?"

Zefa was taken aback.

He doesn't care about other diseases.

Zefa's biggest wish in this world now is to be able to see his wife and children again before he dies, even if it's just a virtual one. ,
So for his own health, to be honest, Zefa doesn't pay much attention to it.

But dementia is absolutely unacceptable to him.

What if the achievements are finally completed, but because of dementia, you can't make your own wife and children, isn't it a waste of all your previous efforts?

"Pick up your clothes!"

Marjorie asked again.

Zefa, like Karp, respected and trusted Ma Qiao very much. Hearing this, he immediately took off his shirt.

Spicy eyes!
Quite spicy eyes!
In Ma Qiao's impression, the "Z" with muscular body and strong body despite his advanced age has disappeared.

In its place was a malnourished, frail Zefa.

The most important thing is that on his left arm, the interface where Nika cells were originally transplanted has slowly moved up towards the arm.

Ma Qiao shook his head and said, "Your body can no longer suppress these foreign cells. If you don't make changes, it's only a matter of time before you are completely swallowed up by them."

"How long will it take? I still have things that must be done."

Zefa put on the clothes silently, with a calm expression on his face: "Also, what is the probability of Alzheimer's happening? Is it more than 50.00%?"

Ma Qiao put down the medical examination report in his hand: "Mr. Zefa, have you ever heard of a famous psychological theory - Ma Qiao's law?"

"Macho's law?"

Zefa shook his head: "I haven't heard of it."

"Then you've heard about it by now."

Marjorie sighed, and said, "If it's possible for a bad thing to happen, or it may not happen, it must happen."

"Of course, Maggio's Law has a lengthy and complete statement. I'm just giving a simple statement based on your cognitive level. After all...you are already a dementia reserve patient who is about to sit in a wheelchair."

Zefa said excitedly. "Doctor Ma Qiao, please save me anyway, I really have very important things to do, I can't just be demented like this!"

"Please listen to the question...ah no!"

Ma Qiao said it smoothly, and the Tieling accent came out, and he quickly changed his words: "Please listen to the treatment plan of our rehabilitation center, head nurse Nami!"

Ma Qiao yelled towards the door of the office, and Nami Pingting, who was wearing a short nurse uniform, walked over gracefully, holding a thin piece of paper in her hand.

"My treatment plan is so simple?"

Zefa couldn't believe it.

After all, he thought that he was terminally ill, so why should he ask for a consultation from multiple departments to issue a detailed diagnosis and combined treatment plan.

Is a piece of paper too child's play?
"What are you thinking!"

Ma Qiao curled his lips: "Do you think we are the backward and conservative Marin Fando here?"

"I heard that in your Marin Fando, officers at all levels like to sort out lengthy documents. Formalism and bureaucracy are prevalent, which makes our Marshal of the Warring States very annoying..."

Zefa opened his mouth, unable to refute.

Indeed, Marin Fando has been wasting paper more and more in the past year or so.

Marshals of the Warring States Period are always preparing Death Marsala.

This thing is not only to increase the taste, but the key is to pull it fast. It is really a must-have for document processing and home travel.

Nami also covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "This fat sheep, ah no, it's this patient. You may not know the purpose of our hospital. Efficiency and convenience are our service goals. Look..."

Nami stood up the paper.

It turned out that this was not a prescription at all, but a QR code.

Zefa took out the big bird phone bug and scanned the QR code.

"Ding!"

"I will charge you 100 million Baileys for medical expenses, and I will give you change Baileys."

"what?"

Zefa was stunned. The 100 million was his last deposit, and it was prepared as an emergency fund.

Ma Qiao shook his head in his heart: "Of course I know you have 100 million left. What do you think is the era of big data?"

Although Ma Qiao felt a little guilty about deceiving the retired old man's money like this, but having said that, this was not a simple deception, but a just deception.

It's all about protecting justice...

After all, at the same time that Shurima, a medical examination center for fat sheep, was completed, the Agricultural, Animal Husbandry and Fishermen Hospital affiliated to the Big Bird Foundation in Cocosia, and the Worker Hospital affiliated to the Big Bird Foundation in Xiluobu Village were also completed at the same time. .

Medical level, service quality, and low fees are the "impossible triangle" that a hospital cannot meet at the same time, and at most two can be satisfied at the same time.

In the previous life, the GSP medical system in mainland China chose "medical level" and "low fees", while "service quality" has been criticized for many years.

But even so, the real money invested behind it is a terrible figure.

For the time being, Ma Qiao has no ability to promote free medical care to the entire Pirate World, otherwise it will probably become a "free medical care" similar to the version of a world power, and there will be a situation where there is no medical treatment.

However, it is still possible to try the implementation of free medical care for employees within the Big Bird Consortium.

After all, at the previous annual meeting, after Boss Ma Qiao sang "Fake Monk", he reiterated the idea that "the employees of the Big Bird Consortium are all my brothers".

On the surface, brothers are also brothers, and they must have at least some benefits.

Ma Qiao himself will invest part of the money for the operation of these two hospitals.

In addition, Miss Keya, a local tyrant in Xiluobu Village, also donated one billion Baileys to the Workers' Hospital. Ma Qiao named a building in the Workers' Hospital "Keya Building".

In addition, the most important source of funds for the operation of these hospitals is the Shurima Old Western Medicine Hospital harvesting the pockets of the rich and collecting their IQ tax.

Zefa, a senior cadre of the navy, is of course also among the rich and stupid.

Nami took out a new QR code.

Zefa waved his hands again and again: "I have no money, I don't have a Bailey anymore!"

Ma Qiao slapped the table: "Old Ze, what's the matter with you, you always ask for money, I, Ma Qiao Sensai, am I a person who is greedy for money?"

Ma Qiao reached out and snatched the phone bug from Zefa, scanned the QR code, and downloaded an app.

"Guidelines for Healthy Eating?"

Zefa stood up: "Why isn't it a prescription?"

"Old Ze, you don't know about this."

Marjorie presses Zefa's shoulder.

Zefa only felt a huge force coming from his shoulders, and he was pushed back to the chair abruptly.

"Lao Ze, our old Western doctors pay attention to life and death, wealth and wealth. Oh no, we pay attention to the same origin of medicine and food, and medicine is not as good as food."

"What did you eat three meals a day before?" Marjorie asked.

"Uh……"

Zefa didn't care to be surprised by Ma Qiao's strong wrist, and replied truthfully:
"Two liters of milk in the morning, sometimes with some honey, fifty pounds of whole wheat toast with jam, ten fried eggs; fried steak, broccoli, and some cookies at noon, and more or less the same at night. Even if I live in an Internet cafe, I will insist on doing so."

"absurd!"

"It's just too ridiculous!"

Marjorie slapped the table sadly:

"These junk foods are poisoning our middle-aged and elderly people!"

"Lao Ze, how can you keep your body healthy by taking in these nutrient-deficient things every day? Come on, Lao Ze, and take a look at the healthy recipes we have customized for you, which are originally from the big ears of the natural ranch in Cocosia. Sheep, please understand, honey big ears are a local delicacy..."

Zefa flipped through the dishes on the "Healthy Eating Guide" APP and the ordering phone number behind, his eyes widened.

Of course, he has seen and tried all these foods in Shurima for so long.

But before he always thought that the fat explosion of pork and pig viscera would cause muscle relaxation, so he just tasted it, but he didn't expect that his medical philosophy was completely wrong.

Under Ma Qiao's earnest persuasion, Zefa suddenly realized.

That's right.

Fat is the nutrient element with the highest energy density and the easiest digestion and absorption. As an elderly person who is dying, he must of course rely on this high-efficiency energy substance.

Otherwise, how to suppress the ready-to-move heterogeneous cells, how to maintain the nutritional supply and healthy vitality of the brain?

Moreover, Dr. Ma Qiao also said that old Western doctors pay attention to what to eat and what to supplement.

Since I have a great risk of suffering from Alzheimer's disease, why doesn't preventive health care start with a cup of salty pig's brain flower every morning?

To hell with milk, honey, heresy of the sweet party!

Pig brain in soy sauce is the secret recipe to keep the brain youthful!

"only……"

Zefa was very moved when he heard it, but he still had a question: "My last savings have been used to pay for medical treatment, so I don't have the money to buy these nourishing ingredients?"

"Well... Admiral Zefa, I think you have taught in the Navy Headquarters for so many years, you must have many relatives and old friends, students and friends, right?"

Ma Qiao took out a stack of annual cards for Big Bird's medical and health services: "We have a brand-new promotion model here, called Amway...ah no, it's called direct sales... General Zefa, are you interested in learning about it?"

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(End of this chapter)