my hyperdimensional simulator
Chapter 36 Angrier Than Batman
Chapter 36 Angrier Than Batman
Alfred was a little unhappy when he heard that, he is the most orthodox British butler, and he hates people talking nonsense in front of him, "Sir, if you refuse to tell your purpose, please Leave, or I will choose to call the police!"
Lu Jie shrugged, "I knew you would say that, tell your young master directly, and say that I know where he has been for the past 7 years, and what he plans to do when he returns to Gotham. Ascaris, knows him better than himself."
After all, Lu Jie waved his hand and made a gesture of "hurry up and tell him".
Because he really didn't know what Lu Jie wanted to do, out of prudence, Alfred finally decided to talk to Master Wayne first.
"You said he knows where I've been for the past seven years? He also knows what I want to do when I come back?" Bruce Wayne became interested when he heard this.
So the two walked to the door together, and saw Lu Jie who was bored looking at the interior of the manor building.
"Ah! Nice to meet you, Mr. Bruce Wayne, the famous Batman, just... you are a little different from what I expected." The moment Bruce Wayne appeared, Lu Jie faced Lu smiled, but his smile was somewhat mixed with surprise and confusion.
In Lu Jie's opinion, Batman has to be 1 meters away, otherwise, how can he be worthy of his title of "the most capable human being" in the DC world?
Bruce Wayne was stunned when he heard that, "Batman? Are you talking about me?"
Lu Jie spread his arms, "That's right! Who else is qualified to be called this name besides you? After escaping from the Assassin League, you must really want to do something big in this city now. I'm here today to tell you You, not only you have this idea, but I also have the same idea, but my style of doing things is different from yours, and there may be conflicts at that time."
Bruce Wayne's face suddenly became a little serious, "Who the hell are you? Master Ninja sent you here?"
"Sure enough, every Batman is a terminally ill patient with suspicion..."
Lu Jie muttered something in his mouth, but immediately said seriously: "If you plan to have a serious chat with me, let's change the place; if you really think that Master Ninja sent me, what you have to do now is Immediately subdue me, what are you going to do?"
Bruce Wayne stared at Lu Jie for a long time, and finally turned his head and said to Alfred: "Ah Fu, choose the quietest room for our guest, I want to have a good chat with him."
"Let's go together, Ah Fu can also participate, anyway, there's nothing we can't let him know." Lu Jie said with a smile.
Two minutes later, the three of them came to the reception room together. After Alfred asked Lu Jie, he took the initiative to bring him a cup of black tea.
Lu Jie took the tea and did not forget to send a word of appreciation, "Thank you Fu, I also hope to have a housekeeper like you. In fact, many people hope to have a housekeeper like you."
"Thank you for your compliment, sir. I don't know what many people you are referring to..." Alfred, who is mature and sophisticated, directly pointed out the main point of the question.
Lu Jie spread his hands, "Actually, I told the truth at the door just now, I came from another world, and I can prove it, but are you sure you want to listen? Mr. Bruce Wayne, the truth may be very Cruel!"
"You've already said that, can I still say no?" Bruce Wayne was very straightforward, he said blankly: "No matter where you come from, even if you are an alien, I can Sit here and listen to you, please go ahead."
"Wait a moment!" Lu Jie said, taking out the mask from the backpack behind him and putting it on the coffee table beside him, "Jarvis, start the playback mode and play a piece of his music to our Mr. Bruce Wayne. resume."
"Okay, Mr. Lu." Jarvis's voice sounded, and a beam of light suddenly shot out from the front of the mask, and at the same time formed a palm-sized 3D projection in front of Lu Jie, Bruce Wayne, and Alfred.
[Bruce Wayne, or "Batman", is a superhero of DC Comics, debuting in "Detective Comics" No. 27 (May 1939), created by Bill Finger and drawn by Bob Kane , is the first superhero in the history of comics without superpowers.
Bruce Wayne was born in the Wayne family of the four Gotham families.When he was a child, Bruce went to the cinema with his parents to watch a movie. On the way home, his parents were shot dead in the alley.This incident completely changed Bruce. He was determined to fight the deepest evil in this city, so that others would not suffer from tragedies like himself. Combat crime with advanced high-tech equipment and physical fitness, and become the Dark Knight of Gotham...]
Bang!
With a loud noise, Lu Jie had quick eyesight and quick hands, and pulled the mask back before Bruce Wayne's fist smashed through the coffee table.
Seeing that Bruce Wayne's mood was not right, Lu Jie immediately said: "Mr. Wayne, please calm down, please? Even if you can't accept that you are a cartoon character, you should at least finish listening to your resume, right? You don't want to know what troubles you will have next? Who will you fall in love with, your son, your partner, the person you care about the most, and what will happen to them, don't you want to know?"
"Enough!" Bruce Wayne roared, interrupting Lu Jie, "If this is a nasty joke, I have to say, you did it successfully! If you want to provoke me, this is my response!"
After all, Batman, who was not wearing any equipment, kicked up. Lu Jie was caught off guard, and he kicked him directly in the shoulder. The huge force instantly made Lu Jie fall heavily to the ground. He only felt that half of his body was numb.
Seeing that Batman was going to continue to attack, Lu Jie immediately raised his cane, activated the sonic taser as quickly as possible, and fired several shots at Batman.
Unexpectedly, Batman was even more sensitive than a monkey, jumping up and down in the not-so-spacious reception room, dodging Lu Jie's palm cannon with ease.
Lu Jie had no choice but to point his palm at Alfred, and said word by word: "Don't force me! The weapon in my hand can make people's blood vessels burst instantly. If it is an old man, you can choose a heart attack or a cerebral infarction. .”
The furious Batman finally stopped, but the way he looked at Lu Jie was full of anger.
As everyone knows, Lu Jie is more angry than him.
"What do you think I am doing? Did I offend you? Kindly come to remind you that this is how you repay me? Come on, tell me, what did I do wrong? If what you say makes sense, I will kowtow to you Apologize; if you vent your anger on me for no reason, one of us will definitely be lying here today!" Lu Jie, who was in a state of anger, was not polite.
As for his hostage of Alfred, who has half a foot into the coffin... Lu Jie doesn't care what Batman thinks, he just wants to know what's going on with Batman's madness, and why he suddenly strikes.
Under Lu Jie's gaze, Bruce Wayne sat on the chair in the reception room again.
"Before I apologize, show evidence to prove what you just said."
Even without the equipment, Bruce Wayne still restored Batman's deep voice 100% at this moment.
Lu Jie had been prepared for a long time, and immediately angrily took out one item after another from the backpack behind him, and placed it in front of Bruce Wayne.
"This is what the brass teapot is for... this is what the perfume is for... these metal bottles are for... and the rocket skateboard... NZT-48..."
For a whole quarter of an hour, Lu Jie introduced the gains he got from different worlds and their respective functions. At the same time, in order to prove that he was not lying, Lu Jie also verified it himself - except for NZT-48.
In fact, after he sprayed a little perfume on himself, the words he said afterwards were no longer necessary, because Bruce Wayne had completely eliminated the hostility, and Alfred looked at his little grandson in the eyes Look at Lu Jie.
(End of this chapter)
Alfred was a little unhappy when he heard that, he is the most orthodox British butler, and he hates people talking nonsense in front of him, "Sir, if you refuse to tell your purpose, please Leave, or I will choose to call the police!"
Lu Jie shrugged, "I knew you would say that, tell your young master directly, and say that I know where he has been for the past 7 years, and what he plans to do when he returns to Gotham. Ascaris, knows him better than himself."
After all, Lu Jie waved his hand and made a gesture of "hurry up and tell him".
Because he really didn't know what Lu Jie wanted to do, out of prudence, Alfred finally decided to talk to Master Wayne first.
"You said he knows where I've been for the past seven years? He also knows what I want to do when I come back?" Bruce Wayne became interested when he heard this.
So the two walked to the door together, and saw Lu Jie who was bored looking at the interior of the manor building.
"Ah! Nice to meet you, Mr. Bruce Wayne, the famous Batman, just... you are a little different from what I expected." The moment Bruce Wayne appeared, Lu Jie faced Lu smiled, but his smile was somewhat mixed with surprise and confusion.
In Lu Jie's opinion, Batman has to be 1 meters away, otherwise, how can he be worthy of his title of "the most capable human being" in the DC world?
Bruce Wayne was stunned when he heard that, "Batman? Are you talking about me?"
Lu Jie spread his arms, "That's right! Who else is qualified to be called this name besides you? After escaping from the Assassin League, you must really want to do something big in this city now. I'm here today to tell you You, not only you have this idea, but I also have the same idea, but my style of doing things is different from yours, and there may be conflicts at that time."
Bruce Wayne's face suddenly became a little serious, "Who the hell are you? Master Ninja sent you here?"
"Sure enough, every Batman is a terminally ill patient with suspicion..."
Lu Jie muttered something in his mouth, but immediately said seriously: "If you plan to have a serious chat with me, let's change the place; if you really think that Master Ninja sent me, what you have to do now is Immediately subdue me, what are you going to do?"
Bruce Wayne stared at Lu Jie for a long time, and finally turned his head and said to Alfred: "Ah Fu, choose the quietest room for our guest, I want to have a good chat with him."
"Let's go together, Ah Fu can also participate, anyway, there's nothing we can't let him know." Lu Jie said with a smile.
Two minutes later, the three of them came to the reception room together. After Alfred asked Lu Jie, he took the initiative to bring him a cup of black tea.
Lu Jie took the tea and did not forget to send a word of appreciation, "Thank you Fu, I also hope to have a housekeeper like you. In fact, many people hope to have a housekeeper like you."
"Thank you for your compliment, sir. I don't know what many people you are referring to..." Alfred, who is mature and sophisticated, directly pointed out the main point of the question.
Lu Jie spread his hands, "Actually, I told the truth at the door just now, I came from another world, and I can prove it, but are you sure you want to listen? Mr. Bruce Wayne, the truth may be very Cruel!"
"You've already said that, can I still say no?" Bruce Wayne was very straightforward, he said blankly: "No matter where you come from, even if you are an alien, I can Sit here and listen to you, please go ahead."
"Wait a moment!" Lu Jie said, taking out the mask from the backpack behind him and putting it on the coffee table beside him, "Jarvis, start the playback mode and play a piece of his music to our Mr. Bruce Wayne. resume."
"Okay, Mr. Lu." Jarvis's voice sounded, and a beam of light suddenly shot out from the front of the mask, and at the same time formed a palm-sized 3D projection in front of Lu Jie, Bruce Wayne, and Alfred.
[Bruce Wayne, or "Batman", is a superhero of DC Comics, debuting in "Detective Comics" No. 27 (May 1939), created by Bill Finger and drawn by Bob Kane , is the first superhero in the history of comics without superpowers.
Bruce Wayne was born in the Wayne family of the four Gotham families.When he was a child, Bruce went to the cinema with his parents to watch a movie. On the way home, his parents were shot dead in the alley.This incident completely changed Bruce. He was determined to fight the deepest evil in this city, so that others would not suffer from tragedies like himself. Combat crime with advanced high-tech equipment and physical fitness, and become the Dark Knight of Gotham...]
Bang!
With a loud noise, Lu Jie had quick eyesight and quick hands, and pulled the mask back before Bruce Wayne's fist smashed through the coffee table.
Seeing that Bruce Wayne's mood was not right, Lu Jie immediately said: "Mr. Wayne, please calm down, please? Even if you can't accept that you are a cartoon character, you should at least finish listening to your resume, right? You don't want to know what troubles you will have next? Who will you fall in love with, your son, your partner, the person you care about the most, and what will happen to them, don't you want to know?"
"Enough!" Bruce Wayne roared, interrupting Lu Jie, "If this is a nasty joke, I have to say, you did it successfully! If you want to provoke me, this is my response!"
After all, Batman, who was not wearing any equipment, kicked up. Lu Jie was caught off guard, and he kicked him directly in the shoulder. The huge force instantly made Lu Jie fall heavily to the ground. He only felt that half of his body was numb.
Seeing that Batman was going to continue to attack, Lu Jie immediately raised his cane, activated the sonic taser as quickly as possible, and fired several shots at Batman.
Unexpectedly, Batman was even more sensitive than a monkey, jumping up and down in the not-so-spacious reception room, dodging Lu Jie's palm cannon with ease.
Lu Jie had no choice but to point his palm at Alfred, and said word by word: "Don't force me! The weapon in my hand can make people's blood vessels burst instantly. If it is an old man, you can choose a heart attack or a cerebral infarction. .”
The furious Batman finally stopped, but the way he looked at Lu Jie was full of anger.
As everyone knows, Lu Jie is more angry than him.
"What do you think I am doing? Did I offend you? Kindly come to remind you that this is how you repay me? Come on, tell me, what did I do wrong? If what you say makes sense, I will kowtow to you Apologize; if you vent your anger on me for no reason, one of us will definitely be lying here today!" Lu Jie, who was in a state of anger, was not polite.
As for his hostage of Alfred, who has half a foot into the coffin... Lu Jie doesn't care what Batman thinks, he just wants to know what's going on with Batman's madness, and why he suddenly strikes.
Under Lu Jie's gaze, Bruce Wayne sat on the chair in the reception room again.
"Before I apologize, show evidence to prove what you just said."
Even without the equipment, Bruce Wayne still restored Batman's deep voice 100% at this moment.
Lu Jie had been prepared for a long time, and immediately angrily took out one item after another from the backpack behind him, and placed it in front of Bruce Wayne.
"This is what the brass teapot is for... this is what the perfume is for... these metal bottles are for... and the rocket skateboard... NZT-48..."
For a whole quarter of an hour, Lu Jie introduced the gains he got from different worlds and their respective functions. At the same time, in order to prove that he was not lying, Lu Jie also verified it himself - except for NZT-48.
In fact, after he sprayed a little perfume on himself, the words he said afterwards were no longer necessary, because Bruce Wayne had completely eliminated the hostility, and Alfred looked at his little grandson in the eyes Look at Lu Jie.
(End of this chapter)
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