Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 1

Three days ago, Shi Zhongkui thought he had had great luck.

On a rainy night in May, I drank tea while enjoying the breeze on the balcony of my home.

When I put a tablet on my crossed legs to watch the old Journey to the West, I still use my mobile phone to play the farm game recommended by my colleagues casually.

Several muffled thunders flashed across the sky in a row, and Shi Zhongkui was so frightened that he quickly picked up the tablet and wanted to enter the house.

It's a pity that after he turned around, two thunderbolts flashed and slashed towards him, hitting the tablet in his hand.

When Shi Zhongkui was trembling with black smoke all over his body, the charred plate suddenly shone brightly, and a space-time channel suddenly appeared out of thin air and sucked him in, at the same time, it also turned into a ray of light, rushing into his soul.

When I woke up, I was just glad that I was still alive, and a majestic voice said in my ear, "Huh? Why is there an ordinary person who has no cultivation and no merits in Shengxian Pond?"

Shi Zhongkui looked up, and saw a middle-aged man wearing an ancient official uniform, with seven or eight generals and assistants in silver armor or green robes looking at him.

I'm passing through?

Shi Zhongkui was startled, but seeing that all of these seven or eight people were glowing with gold, they looked nothing like ordinary people.

Looking around, Shi Zhongkui froze for a moment.

Surrounded by fairy mist, and in the distance, among the mountains and mountains, there are golden palaces shining with golden light from time to time.

Could this be a dream, or going to heaven?
Immediately another voice said, "Master Gongcao, why worry about it, you can just send it to any palace or temple to be a strongman and be on duty."

Shi Zhongkui hurriedly looked at the direction where the voice came from.

After seeing that Gongcao lord thought for a while, he said, "It's not right. Which of the chief officials of each palace and hall is not an immortal official above the third or fifth rank. If you send someone who doesn't understand anything, you will do something wrong." Things, I have to wait and hang up.

Or send it to the Bell and Drum Division or the Yuma Supervisor to be a horse breeder on duty. "

Shi Zhongkui felt anxious and wanted to say, "I don't want to be a eunuch." '

But when he opened his mouth, he found that he couldn't speak.

Busily lowered his head to look, the souls of the dead suddenly frightened.

His body was actually translucent, standing in a misty pool.

Moreover, countless milky white liquids continued to seep into his body.

"Good regards, my lord."

After the man flattered him, he looked at Shi Zhongkui who was looking up at him, and after thinking about it under Shi Zhongkui's flustered eyes, he said, "Let him raise horses and send them away, and if there is any problem, I will not be there." responsibility for waiting."

Shi Zhongkui's heart sank, raising horses would not be a good job no matter what era it was in.

Immediately, a celestial light flew out of Gong Cao's hand, suspended above his head, and then the golden light turned into a golden lock to lock him.

Just as he was about to struggle, a pain penetrated his soul, and Shi Zhongkui couldn't move immediately.

"Relax, the more you resist, the more powerful the demon mirror will be."

Shi Zhongkui, who was in so much pain that he couldn't even cry out, couldn't help enduring the pain and forced himself to calm down.

I didn't expect it to be like what Gongcao said, as long as you don't raise your defense mentality, the chains formed by the golden light will be looser.

After a while, Gongcao smiled and said, "That's right, it's really just a mortal."

It is determined that Shi Zhongkui is not the reincarnation of the devil, a pawn set by the big demon, nor is he the descendant of the treacherous and evil generation.

Everyone didn't care why he was able to go to heaven. With a wave of Gongcao's hand, Shi Zhongkui found that the treasure called Demon Mirror Mirror on his head turned into golden light and appeared in Gongcao's hand.

"Chen Dianbo, let's report it first."

"Yes, my lord."

Before making Shi Zhongkui wait long, a bright golden light seemed to fly from outside the sky, locking him again.

Under Shi Zhongkui's astonished eyes, the fact that he was hit by a sky thunder and he was able to soar up was played in the air like a movie.

Gongcao and the others felt more at ease.

Immediately, an idea passed into Shi Zhongkui's mind.

Immediately understood something.

Regardless of the large number of immortal families in the Heavenly Court, the heavenly soldiers and generals are calculated at one hundred thousand, but how can these gods who are successful in cultivating immortals and have been awarded the rank of immortals handle the chores of the 33rd heaven by themselves.

Therefore, every year, some mortals will be guided in the heavens and worlds, or in the underworld, to serve as small officials or warriors.

If you do your job well, your boss will reward you with some exercises.

The Heavenly Court is also the realm with the most abundant spirit energy among the myriad realms. Once you succeed in cultivation, you can live for hundreds of years without any problem.

But after countless years, there are still many strong fighters and small officials who go to the underworld to reincarnate when their lifespan is up every year, and most of them can be reincarnated in good people's homes.

In this way, the petty officials, warriors and fairies of low status, who were originally mortals, not only worked hard, but also had very little resentment in their hearts.

To put it bluntly, 9% of mortals are running around and working hard for survival every day when they are in the world.

Therefore, no matter how low one's status in the heavenly court is, it is better than that in the mortal world, let alone being able to practice.

Even if you can't cultivate, you can't become a fairy, and you can reincarnate with hard work, you can get blessings for several lives.

There are even many people who have no hope of cultivating immortality and whose lifespan is up, longing to reincarnate.

Because since it is an old employee, when Heavenly Court goes to the underworld to select a person, as long as this person has some merits in the mortal world, there is a high probability that he will be elected to heaven again.

And after reincarnation, it might be possible to become an immortal again.

Doesn't this mean that you are tired from working overtime all year round, and occasionally travel with pay, and then go back to work after playing, which means that the chance of promotion is also greater.

As soon as he understood, a bright yellow fairy list suddenly appeared, and the golden light shone on Shi Zhongkui again.

Shi Zhongkui suddenly understood again that he was officially included by the Heavenly Court as a low-level official without even a rank.

And Tianting is not worried at all about people like him who can't cultivate.

According to previous examples, most of the people who ascended from the mortal world were taken away by the masters of the sect, and the rest who had no footsteps and no merits would soon be rewarded by the heavens, that is, the hard-working people who were attracted by their wages. .

After all, Changsheng Jiushi cannot be rejected by an individual.

Thinking about being struck by lightning again, I was only confused and frightened for a moment, and then sighed in my heart.

I have no choice at all, my body has been recast in the Immortal Pond, how dare I say 'I want to go back'?
And don't look at the fact that life on earth is indeed stable, but the intrigue in the workplace is much worse than that in heaven?
It's nothing more than a change of environment.

The most important thing now is to live safely.

Knowing this, Shi Zhongkui hurriedly stood up and gave a substandard salute to Gongcao and the others.

"Thank you, my lords, my surname is Shi, and my name is Zhongkui."

It's not surprising that there are many people who are polite, not to mention leaving a good impression, at least you can't be disgusted by others.

As expected, Gong Cao nodded in satisfaction, "Shi Zhongkui, I have sent you to be on duty at the Yumajian, are you willing?"

(End of this chapter)