Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 233

Green Lion, White Elephant, and Dapeng are all capable of single-handedly beating Sun Monkey.

And all of them are related households, so the Western religion will naturally not do things that damage their own combat power.

The unlucky ones are of course mortals.

In the eyes of gods and Buddhas, mortals are leeks.

Moreover, mortal temples rely on offerings. If the world is peaceful and there are no diseases or disasters, see if there are still people who believe in gods and Buddhas.

Since gods and Buddhas all pay attention to the relationship between supply and demand, Shi Zhongkui is naturally not worried, and even feels that this kind of environment is the most suitable for him.

And I am not a monkey, I would foolishly want to sit on the Jade Emperor's seat.

Seeing that Shi Zhongkui can still laugh day and night, Youshen felt relieved.

He cupped his hands and said to Shi Zhongkui, "Thank you for your appreciation, my lord. If the little god has the opportunity to serve under your account in the future, he will definitely devote himself to death."

"It doesn't matter if you die," Shi Zhongkui waved his hand with a smile, "I have never had any big ambitions, and I'm used to idleness. You just need to do your own thing carefully."

Day and night wandering god chuckled, having followed Shi Zhongkui for so long, he really didn't see any ambitions in him.

But Shi Zhongkui is not without desires and desires. Immortality and freedom in the world are his pursuits.

However, before the ability reaches the sky, it is natural to be cautious.

I didn't see that Sanqing was still in Kunlun Mountain before he became a saint.

Moreover, during the dragon and phoenix catastrophe and the lich catastrophe, they couldn't retreat directly, and didn't care about anything. They didn't even dare to accept apprentices until after the dragon and phoenix catastrophe.

Jieyin and Zhunti were sanctified before they dared to let Zhunti go to the east to make trouble.

With the precedent of these big bosses, Shi Zhongkui didn't think there was anything wrong with being cautious.

Shi Zhongkui quickly returned to the courtroom with Day and Night Youshen, picked up the gavel and patted it, "Kui Liulang, I think that although your brothers and nephews have committed evil deeds, they are really forced and helpless.

Now that you are given the opportunity to commit crimes and make meritorious deeds, are you willing to work for Da Zhou? "

The ten wolf demons who have been unable to speak, and have not even had a chance to speak, dare to object.

Nodding without thinking.

Judge Chen of the Yin Division was anxious, and hurriedly stood up and said, "My lord, how should we explain to Judge Cui and Judge Hong?"

"Explain what?"

Shi Zhongkui sneered, "I am a courtier of the Great Zhou, and the only thing I should think about is the interests of the Great Zhou. Even if this reason comes to Lord Yan and the Jade Emperor, I have a clear conscience.

Besides, these ten wolf demons neither practiced the true method, two had mediocre aptitudes, and three were restrained by their own officials. They will not be allowed to cause harm to the world in the future.

When the time comes, there will always be reincarnation, when it falls into the hands of judges Cui and Hong, it will be under their control. "

King Zhongshun, Dai Quan and Xia Shouzhong looked overjoyed and nodded in agreement.

But he didn't laugh for a while, seeing City God, Judge and other Yin Division officials looking over blankly, scolding himself for being confused.

I am not Shi Zhongkui who was reincarnated from an immortal, and people are not afraid of the underworld and the Dongyue Emperor's Mansion, which does not mean that I and others are capable of talking nonsense.

Shi Zhongkui could naturally guess their thoughts from the expressions of King Zhongshun and the others.

He patted the gavel again abruptly, stared at Judge Chen and said, "Of course I will report this matter to Emperor Dongyue, and at the same time write a letter to explain to Judge Cui.

If you continue to make noise, I will tell His Majesty and the saints to wrap your statue in red cloth for a hundred years as punishment. "

Judge Chen suddenly trembled with anger and fright.

The other people in the Yin Division thought to themselves, damn it, do you want to be so ruthless?
Although the statue of Judge Chen was not directly demolished, he was demoted to the Temple of the City God, which was considered to save face for everyone.

But the statue of himself wrapped in red cloth, let alone a hundred years, is ten days and half a month.

Within this capital, no one will worship him again in the future, and even forget him directly.

Moreover, given Shi Zhongkui's reputation among the people and scholars, if the decision to wrap the red cloth is reported, it was he who played the court that made it happen.

Among the scholars of this great week, there must be countless scholars, juren, and even Hanlin scholars, in order to get his attention and favor, satirize and vilify Judge Chen after publishing books.

Once the reputation is rotten, it will be extremely difficult to rebuild it.

Therefore, everyone in the Yin Division loved and feared Shi Zhongkui, and no one dared to stand up and say something nice for Judge Chen.

This is also the reason why Chenghuang, Day and Night Youshen and other officials of the underworld all want to work in the underworld, or even in the heaven.

There are people in all the heavens and three realms who worship him, but I and others are trapped in this world, so naturally I live in fear.

When King Zhongshun, Dai Quan and Xia Shouzhong heard Shi Zhongkui's words, their eyes could not help but light up.

It turns out that mortals are not incapable of countering gods and Buddhas.

But Shi Zhongkui immediately looked over and said, "There are gods standing three feet above your head, do you really think that gods and Buddhas are so easy to deceive?"

The three Zhongshun Wangs who had been seen through their minds sweated on their foreheads and felt cold on their backs within a few breaths.

Shi Zhongkui scolded, "Idiots, put away your small thoughts, if gods and Buddhas are not as wise as you, how can you become a Buddha, how can you become a god?
And the gods and Buddhas in the sky, which one didn't go through hardships before they can truly attain Taoism and become immortals? "

Dai Quan and Xia Shouzhong knelt on the ground immediately, kowtowed and said, "Duke Liu Yuan made atonement, slaves will never dare to have such thoughts in the future."

"I'm not lying, so I'm not too stupid." Shi Zhongkui smiled again, "Eat what you want, drink what you want, the so-called King of Hades wants you to die in the third watch, who dares to keep you until dawn.

When the time comes, you naturally have to go to the underworld obediently. "

Dai Quan and Xia Shouzhong twisted their faces, and couldn't help showing a smile that was uglier than crying.

These words sounded nonsensical, but Dai Quan and the two understood that this was a warning to themselves, the emperor, and the Supreme Emperor.

And the more this happened, the more Dai Quan and Xia Shouzhong made up their minds. From now on, even if they can't be great benevolent people who worship Buddhism and help the world and save the people.

I can't let go of the rights in my hands and the status I got after years of hard work, but I can be a kind person who is kind to others and no longer tainted with karma.

"Yes, yes, yes, thank you Liu Yuangong for teaching, our family will listen to Liu Yuangong from now on."

Shi Zhongkui rolled his eyes at Dai Quan and Xia Shouzhong, the two old guys were used to being cunning, and it was obvious that they wanted to please him.

After they died of old age, in view of the old friendship, I should say a few good words to the judge of the underworld for them.

And the eunuch listens to himself in everything, isn't that a taboo.

Shi Zhongkui naturally didn't want to be caught.

"Get up, I'm just a fifth-rank Hanlin, I don't dare to be kneeled by you."

Dai Quan and Xia Shouzhong couldn't help but slander, when you were at your house before, you were never so modest and cautious.

Even King Zhongshun called himself "Xiao Wang" several times, but he didn't see you being polite.

However, Dai Quan and Xia Shouzhong also understood that Shi Zhongkui just made an issue out of Da Zhou, so he was naturally unwilling to be caught in front of the officials of the Yin Division.

This eunuch is a royal family slave, kneeling down to a minister, and if this minister accepts it, it will definitely break the rules.

The two quickly stood up and explained with a smile, "Where is Liu Yuangong? Our family respects gods and Buddhas."

Shi Zhongkui didn't care about them, and said to the ten wolves, "I gave you the opportunity to commit crimes and make meritorious service, but it doesn't mean that you are qualified to bargain with me.

If you dare to obey the law and disobey it, I will let your souls fly away. "

The ten wolf demons knelt on the ground and nodded.

This new master can even reprimand the magistrate of the underworld whenever he wants, and he can also write to Emperor Dongyue and the magistrate of the underworld.

On the contrary, he wished to follow Shi Zhongkui, even if he really died in battle, at least he could go to the underworld with the state's meritorious service.

No matter how you calculate it, it is countless times stronger than Hun Fei Po San.

"Calm your mind and let go of your soul. I will mark your souls first, so as not to be beheaded by that Taoist priest who is eager to subdue demons and demons."

The ten wolf demons' hearts tightened, but when they heard the second half of the sentence, they could only honestly let go of their spirits.

Shi Zhongkui directly left a mark of exorcism in their souls.

Then, without waiting for the wolf demon and others to think about it, the ten wolf demons were taken into the space ranch.

And in order not to let them feel the situation of the ranch, after slaughtering the ten mixed blood sweat horses, they tried to block the five senses of the ten wolf monsters, but they did not expect it to work.

Even as his mind turned, the ten wolf demons, who were the smallest the size of a calf before, gradually turned into miniature huskies.

The rest of the mixed-breed horses in the space stopped restless.

After the matter was settled, Shi Zhongkui simply wrote letters to Emperor Dongyue and Magistrate Cui in the courtroom.

And after thinking about it after writing it, I was still cautious and wrote a letter to Judge Na Hong.

Then he ordered someone to place an incense case, and when the letter was burned directly, the tribute incense that was lit would naturally have merit attached to it.

It's just the merits of the emperor's three regiments, and judges Cui and Hong of course only have one regiment.

Huang Feihu, who just received merits yesterday, saw that Shi Zhongkui had sent three more merits today, so he was naturally in a good mood.

Moreover, Shi Zhongkui would never ask for help empty-handed, and Huang Feihu's impression of him improved a lot.

Unexpectedly, he lowered his divine sense again, and agreed to Shi Zhongkui's request to let the stone wolf demon perform his crimes and meritorious service in front of everyone in the underworld.

Let alone Judge Cui now, even Lord Yan will not trouble Shi Zhongkui with this matter.

As for Judge Na Hong, he even ordered a group of soldiers to fly to the capital overnight and bring many special products near Mount Tai.

And in the attached letter, the attitude is extremely friendly, and it also hints that Shi Zhongkui said a few nice words for him in front of Huang Feihu.

Of course Shi Zhongkui would not refuse such a thing.

Anyway, how to say it and when to say it all depends on your own eyesight.

Magistrate Cui, who is now in the underworld, is unwilling to lose face, let alone Shi Zhongkui thinking wildly in his heart because he could not receive a reply.

On the second night, he entrusted Shi Zhongkui with a dream, and talked about family affairs all night.

During the period, Shi Zhongkui also hinted that if necessary, you can write to him, and he will help someone close to Shi Zhongkui to unblock after entering the underworld.

He even said that Shi Zhongkui would personally receive him if he wanted to visit the underworld, using the talisman bestowed by the Emperor Dongyue in his hand as evidence.

Shi Zhongkui will only go to the underworld to play when he sees a ghost.

Even if you really want to go, you have to wait until you get the Yunban Baolu officially appointed by the Heavenly Court.

However, Shi Zhongkui couldn't refuse directly. After thinking about it, he soon had an idea that was beneficial to everyone.

While taking out the Eight Trigrams Zhenmo Banner and Shanchuan Jinxiu Fan, the merits of the four groups also appeared in his hands.

"Master Magistrate, these two magic weapons, my subordinate, are a bit awkward to use, and their power is also a bit weak.

If you encounter a golden elixir or a nascent soul, it will be of no use at all.

I also need your help to improve the level of these two magic weapons. "

It is said that using merits and virtues by oneself can definitely improve the level of these two magic weapons.

There is no need to ask Judge Cui for help.

But if the magic weapon is handed over to Judge Cui to upgrade the level, the magic weapon can still be promoted, and you can make friends with him, and it may cost less merit.

Judge Cui took the Eight Diagrams Town Demon Banner and Shanchuan Splendid Fan, examined them carefully, and frowned.

This kind of middle-grade magic weapon, which is not even considered as a spirit treasure, is indeed not difficult to upgrade, and both magic weapons are related to the Yin Division, so they can be regarded as professional counterparts.

That's easier.

But after careful calculation, it seems that it is not worthwhile to exchange the merits of the four groups for the materials and energy expended to upgrade the magic weapon.

But after thinking about it, if the asking price is too high, Shi Zhongkui gritted his teeth and agreed this time, but next time he will not look for himself, but go to the fairy gods in the heaven, and he will be the one who suffers in the end.

Judge Cui naturally understands the fact that a temporary loss can be exchanged for a long-term business in the future.

Even in order to deepen the relationship with Shi Zhongkui, the big benefactor, Judge Cui planned to directly upgrade these two middle-grade magic weapons to Lingbao-level treasures.

At that time, Shi Zhongkui must be overjoyed, and there will be more opportunities to find help and trade with the local government or himself as a judge in the future.

"Don't worry Shi Dushou, I will return these two treasures in three days."

Although Shi Zhongkui didn't know that Judgment Cui was going to bleed, he knew that if a middle-rank magic weapon was promoted to a high-rank one, it would cost two balls, or even more merit.

He hurriedly cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, Lord Magistrate, I have prepared delicious food and wine in the next three days, waiting for you to come to the door."

Judge Cui muttered to himself, how could there be any good wine in this small world.

But when people treat guests, I have no reason to complain before eating, and I can't come empty-handed.

Secretly thinking that Shi Zhongkui is a scholar who can win six yuan in a row this year, he has a lot of ghosts.

After exchanging courtesies, Shi Zhongkui opened his eyes instantly with the sound of cock crowing.

Feeling the soft body in his left and right arms, Shi Zhongkui couldn't help but hugged Ying'er and Xiangling's hands tightly and laughed.

Once this business is done, the relationship will naturally become closer.

Of course, this is also due to the tight supply of merit, otherwise people will ignore you.

Then Shi Zhongkui thought that since Judge Cui was invited as a guest, he might as well invite Judge Hongpan from Dongyue Dijun Temple.

And things like Eight Treasures Wine, City God Medicinal Wine, etc., can't be sold.

Shi Zhongkui didn't think for long, and decided to treat Cui and Hong with lingtao wine.

Thinking of this, Shi Zhongkui got up quietly, wrote an invitation letter inviting Judge Hong to come to visit, and handed it to the newly appointed Riyoushen.

After listening to Shi Zhongkui's instructions, the Riyou God clasped his fists and said, "Don't worry, my lord, anyway, the capital is less than a thousand miles away from Mount Tai. The little god can run back and forth within today. Hand over the invitation letter to Judge Hong."

(End of this chapter)