Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 236 Don't wait for me
Shi Zhongkui is very clear that not everyone can resist the temptation.

Moreover, the little maid in the room was probably just curious and had no bad intentions. She just wanted to try what kind of wine it was, and she wanted to drink it secretly if she could drink all the wives and four aunts-to-be at once.

If you drive people away because of this, it is legally correct, but it seems too rigid and unreasonable.

It also means deliberately watching them do wrong things and not caring.

After thinking for a while, with a wave of his hand, the six wine cups and jade jug all disappeared.

Turning her head, she said to the four little maids whose eyes were full of stars, "Mrs. Tomorrow asked, and she said that the jade jug was taken to the middle courtyard by the master and I used it to entertain guests."

The four ignorant little girls hurriedly bowed their knees and saluted, "Yes, master."

When Shi Zhongkui left, they immediately gathered around and chattered quietly.

And the topic is nothing more than 'how did the master do it' and 'how powerful is the master'.

Shi Zhongkui entered Yingchun's room, and he saw the same situation as Baochai's room.

Instructing the maids to take good care of Yingchun, Amber and Pearl, after Shi Zhongkui left the house, he made several gestures with his fingers, and the pre-drawn spells in the entire backyard were activated one by one.

It also attracted the Chinchilla mouse that has been hiding in the garden behind the backyard.

It was freezing cold, so the little mouse was naturally a little reluctant, but he didn't dare to disobey Shi Zhongkui's words.

I could only jump up to the eaves of the main house in twos and twos, and stare down at the surroundings.

Only then did Shi Zhongkui feel relieved and walked towards the middle courtyard.

Sitting in the living room to the east of the main hall, he took out a purple-gold and red gourd and poured out three jars of pure spirit peach wine, and ordered Yu Shun to raise the charcoal stove for warming the wine.

Put the wine into a jar of warm water, and after a while the wine was just warming up, two figures appeared outside the gate of the house.

Shi Zhongkui instantly sensed the aura deliberately released by the two judges Cui and Hong, and hurriedly got up to greet them.

After some greetings, although the two judges ordered their servants to bring two carts of gifts, they still took out a wooden box in front of Shi Zhongkui.

People in the Celestial Dynasty pay more attention to etiquette than affection, and they will not open gifts directly in front of guests, and Shi Zhongkui believes that they will definitely not be gold or silver.

After thanking the judges Cui and Hong, Shi Zhongkui handed over the two boxes to Yu Shun, and personally led them to the banquet hall.

Sit down in order of priorities, drink three rounds, Cui and Hong soon found out that the wine was actually spirit wine.

Immediately felt that Shi Zhongkui was sincere.

Although compared to the spirit wines of heaven and hell, spirit peach wine is definitely not a star.

But this side of the world is just a small world that lacks spiritual energy and is restricted by heaven and earth to practice online. It is very good to be able to entertain the two of them with spiritual wine.

Judge Cui took out the Eight Diagrams Zhenmo Banner and Shanchuan Splendid Fan that he took over three days ago.

Judge Hong listened to what Shi Zhongkui and Judge Cui said for a while, and after a little thought, he understood, secretly thinking that he shouldn't be acting like a judge, so that it was too late to act.

Moreover, as the second official of Dongyue Emperor, he can easily get some useless materials from the heavenly court, and find a colleague who can forge magic weapons. It should not be too easy to help Shi Zhongkui upgrade the two magic weapons.

Don't even talk about upgrading to the low-rank Lingbao level, even the top-rank is no problem.

If the price Shi Zhongkui is willing to pay is enough, the fairy artifact can be found for him.

Of course, the fairy artifact is actually a kind of spiritual treasure, but after the conferment of the gods, the three realms were under the management of the Jade Emperor, and the status of the fairy gods suddenly became higher.

Those acquired spiritual treasures created by immortal gods are also called immortal weapons.

And the Houtian Lingbao created by some bigwigs is even more powerful than the Xiantian Lingbao.

Only merit spirit treasures, congenital spirit treasures, and congenital treasures are not something you can buy with money, and they are not treasures that you, a seventh-rank judge, can miss.

When Judge Hong regretted it, Shi Zhongkui took a look at the Eight Diagrams Zhenmo Banner and Shanchuan Jinxiu Fan, and realized that the two treasures had become spiritual treasures.

Although it is only a low-grade spirit treasure, and it only increases the power, and does not increase the skills attached to the spirit treasure, but comparing the spirit treasure with the magic treasure, there is a huge difference.

Don't say that I'm just a monk in the Foundation Establishment Stage, even a Nascent Soul, or even a major repairer in the Mahayana and Crossing Tribulation Stages, I will be very happy to get these two spiritual treasures.

He hurriedly bowed to Judge Cui and said, "Your Excellency loves you so much, I can't repay you, I can only offer you three cups in person."

Judges Cui and Hong were taken aback for a moment, but as Shi Zhongkui poured the wine himself, one of them froze and the other was overjoyed.

Shi Zhongkui poured merit directly into the spirit peach wine in the wine glass, instantly making Judge Cui feel that this wine is countless times better than the treasures in the underworld.

After three glasses of wine, there are three groups of merit. Judge Cui is naturally very satisfied.

He secretly thought that Shi Zhongkui knew how to be a man, and he finally didn't lose money.

Naturally, both the host and the guest enjoyed this meal of wine.

After drinking ten catties of wine per person, Judge Cui was a little drunk, so he naturally talked more.

"Brother, I have something to say for my brother, I wonder if you would like to hear it?"

Shi Zhongkui hurriedly smiled and said, "Your Excellency is not only Yan Jun's deputy, he is in charge of life and death, rewards good and punishes evil, and is recognized as a virtuous god.

Before becoming a god, he was also promoted from the county magistrate to the minister of the Ministry of Rites. His life experience and understanding of the truth are many times higher than that of the lower officials.

It's too late for the lower officials to be grateful for being reminded by adults, so naturally they are willing to be taught. "

Judge Cui couldn't help laughing after hearing this.

Judge Hong brushed his beard and laughed along with him.

Secretly thought that Shi Zhongkui would indeed be a man, and knew how to advance and retreat.

Don't think that he and Judge Cui call him brothers and sisters, but Shi Zhongkui always keeps his posture very low, and he really thinks that he can be brothers with Judge Cui.

This kind of person is luckier, promotion is inevitable, and he can get along like a fish in water in the officialdom.

After thinking about this, I heard Judge Cui say, "Your brother is so humble, I don't want to hide that brother."

Shi Zhongkui hurriedly sat up straight, and thanked him seriously.

"My virtuous brother was punished on behalf of others, and he came to this world to experience it once. It is said that he protects the country and the people in this life, and when he dies, he will naturally return to heaven to reward his meritorious deeds.

However, Brother Wei knows something that Brother Xian doesn't know.

So I advise you to go back to Heaven as soon as possible if possible, take the cloud class treasure first, and enter the fairy class. "

Shi Zhongkui was taken aback for a moment, and when he was thinking about the reason, Judge Hong nodded and said, "My dear brother, what Master Cui said is right, what you get is yours.

In case of any accident, Heavenly Court will not care about you. "

Shi Zhongkui understood in an instant that once the Heavenly Court started to crusade against the monkeys, there would naturally be no time to care about who was appointed as the imperial horse supervisor and supervisor.

And I know that Heavenly Court lost the first conquest against monkeys.

At that time, even the Five Sacred Emperors and Beidou Qiyuan would certainly not seek official positions for themselves under such circumstances.

In case the depressed Tota Li Tianwang, or Nezha and other generals say a few words, it will not end well.

Even the more powerful the monkey, the Heavenly Court would probably spontaneously forget about the Imperial Horse Supervisor, and would not be willing to mention the matter of appointing a new Imperial Horse Supervisor.

Damn it, Shi Zhongkui cursed secretly in his heart, if he wants to be in the system, he must at least be a member of it.

Even if I have many merits and virtues when I go back to heaven, I don't have an official position, and it is even more difficult to get promoted.

He hurriedly bowed to judges Cui and Hong, "Thank you two adults for your suggestions. I will ask the adults in the sky for mercy tomorrow morning."

Cui and Hong laughed, and while waving their hands politely, they were also secretly envious.

Although the case of the wolf monsters in Yunmeng Mountain was not found out, the reason for Shi Zhongkui's merits and virtues was found out.

But after only three years since he came down to earth, he has changed from an ordinary mortal who can no longer be ordinary to a god-man with golden merits and virtues in his spirit and soul.

In fact, many problems have been explained, and there is no need to try it at all.

Let him do things, and he can always draw a rough judgment from the process of doing things.

The reason for the envy of the two is naturally that all the gods and gods in the sky value merit very much. This thing is not only good for cultivation, but also can turn evil into good fortune and eliminate disasters.

As a last resort, you can rely on merit to avoid the three disasters once every 500 years.

That's why the two of them, Five Sacred Emperors, and Beidou Qiyuan condescended to contact him proactively.

At the same time, in order to win over and get in touch with him better, he helped him find the official position of the imperial horse supervisor and supervisor.

Otherwise, if this guy is like those big guys who are used to being carefree, hiding in the fairy world, it will be difficult to find him.

However, Shi Zhongkui is willing to use his merits to ask others to do things. Whether he can get what he wants depends on the amount of merits he gives.

The wine was drunk until the sky was dark, and then it was over.

She sent away Magistrate Cui, who had drunk hundreds of catties of spirit peach wine and was already a little bit drunk.

Just as Shi Zhongkui was about to send Judge Hong off, he saw him approaching him and said in a low voice, "My dear brother, with my brother's years of experience as the second official, if you want to do things, you should rely on the top, your kindness is mighty."

Shi Zhongkui couldn't help frowning, the words were nonsense without beginning or end.

But thinking about it carefully, I immediately understood what Judge Hong wanted to say was 'A companion is like a tiger'.

But he was Huang Feihu's deputy, so naturally he couldn't say that.

If I go back to the heaven first, if I can't bring Baochai, Yingchun and other wives and concubines up, then the wives and concubines in the family will have nothing to rely on.

The emperor is also a selfish person with no memory, and Baochai and others don't even have any heirs, even though Jia Lian and Jia Rong don't think about the family wealth they left behind.

Jia Amnesty, Jia Zhen, and Baochai's uncle Wang's family and other noble relatives are hard to say.

Shi Zhongkui's face darkened suddenly, what he was worried about was not hard to say, but it would happen inevitably.

At the same time, from Judge Hong's words, he vaguely guessed that it was basically impossible for Baochai and others to go to heaven.

wrong.

Shi Zhongkui reacted instantly, Nima was almost bluffed by Judge Hong.

This guy is obviously trying to help him with ideas, and even help with operations, so that Baochai and others can follow him to the heaven.

Shi Zhongkui cursed inwardly, but he didn't mean to get angry.

Instead, I have to thank him.

Without Judge Hong's careful thinking, I would not have thought of this.

Now that I know it, I can find other immortal officials without asking him for help.

What you pay is nothing more than merit.

If merit is compared to currency, this thing can be traded, can reflect one's wealth, and there are ways to continue to earn, then the transaction will not be so painful.

Only when currency is in circulation can it reflect its value.

On the contrary, it has been kept unused, and it has become a dead thing like the silver hidden in the cellar.

People will always remember it.

But being cared about by others is the most dangerous.

Therefore, in the eyes of Shi Zhongkui, Judge Hong is like a profiteer whose thoughts have been seen through.

With confidence in my heart, my mind will naturally relax.

He smiled and asked, "My lord, is it true that one day in the sky and one year in the earth?"

Judge Hong laughed as soon as he heard it, knowing in his heart that Shi Zhongkui had seen through his own thoughts.

Since I want to know the time flow difference between the upper realm and the lower realm, I am worried that I will go back to heaven. After three to five months, my family will have already gone to hell for reincarnation.

He said without the slightest bit of embarrassment, "Don't worry, brother, you just think of a day in the sky and a year on earth as different names."

But after Shi Zhongkui finished listening, he still didn't understand and frowned.

Judge Hong could only say bluntly, "Based on my brother's experience, the time in this world is the same as that in Heaven.

Otherwise, although my younger brother looks for Dijun every now and then, if one day in the sky and one year in this world, wouldn't Dijun be annoyed by you to death? "

Only then did Shi Zhongkui feel relieved.

At the same time, he couldn't help laughing when he thought that he only looked for Huang Feihu once every ten days and a half months, but for him it was only once every three to five minutes.

Then he asked, "Then why is there a saying of one day in the sky and one year on the earth?"

Judge Hong smiled and said, "The Jade Emperor experienced a total of 1750 kalpas, and each kalpa lasted 129600 years. This is unmistakable.

However, the Jade Emperor has only sat on the throne of the Supreme Being of the Three Realms since the Lich Tribulation, and it is impossible to experience 22860 million years in time.

Therefore, my brother guessed that the Jade Emperor went to the three thousand small worlds to experience the catastrophe, and those worlds were different from the heaven, the earth, and this world.

Only then did the saying of one day in the sky and one year on the earth come into being. "

After Shi Zhongkui understood it, he couldn't help giving Judge Hong a blank look, and he said 2.286 million years was tens of millions of years.

However, although the unit of [-] million was used after the Eastern Han Dynasty, the ancients seem to have always used tens of millions to count.

This is probably because there were very few items in ancient times that needed to be calculated in billions.

And Wanwan sounds more, and even simply regards Wanwan as infinite.

Then Shi Zhongkui thought, the Jade Emperor went to the small world, so can he also go to the small world to practice?

With 365 times the time flow rate, the only thing to worry about is the lifespan.

If this problem is solved, then the cultivation speed will be 365 times faster than that of the gods in heaven.

Maybe one day I will still be a foundation-building cultivator, and if I reappear in the heaven after a year or so, I will be a fairy.

Thinking about it this way, Shi Zhongkui quickly determined that the editor of the 86 Journey to the West TV series was lying.

No matter how bad the Jade Emperor is, it is impossible to hide under the table.

And no matter how powerful the monkey is, it is impossible to really break into the Lingxiao Palace.

No matter how dissatisfied those people who intercepted the Jade Emperor were, no matter in name or in terms of orthodoxy, if the Jade Emperor lost so much face, they would also lose face.

However, there is indeed a problem in the Heavenly Court. As the commander-in-chief of the three armies of the Heavenly Court, Heavenly King Tota Li, with many generals and hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers, is actually unable to defeat the monkey.

While Shi Zhongkui sighed, he also felt that this seemed to be beneficial to him.

Otherwise, the Heavenly Court is invincible, how can I get promoted?How to reap the benefits?
(End of this chapter)