Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 249 The Golden Horn and the Silver Horn
Nine-turn Golden Pill and Nine-turn Great Returning Pill can be considered as one level.

As long as most people are rational, they should be able to see that this is a test.

The second level must be to test Shi Zhongkui's character with the help of Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao's curse words.

Cultivating immortals is definitely a boring thing, and even when you are stuck on the bottleneck, it can drive people crazy.

And this level is actually not difficult.

Modern people have read too many novels, TV dramas, and movies. Wherever they don’t know that the master accepts apprentices, they have to test their xinxing first.

Moreover, Yuanshi Tianzun definitely has something in his hands that is no worse than Jiuzhuan Dadan. If he is a disciple of Chanjiao who really wants to lie down, it is best to find his master or ancestor.

Otherwise, you must be out of luck.

While Yuanshi Tianzun protected his shortcomings, he was also known for his good face.

Except for Yun Zhongzi's apprentice Lei Zhenzi, among his disciples and disciples, none of them became stronger at once by taking pills and spiritual objects.

With the character of Yuanshi Tianzun, he never wants to be told that your disciples and grandchildren rely on pills to become immortals and attain Taoism.

Thinking about Lei Zhenzi's position in elucidating teachings, he even felt a little marginalized.

He couldn't beat Nezha, and he couldn't compare with Yang Jian, so he knew that relying on pills to improve his cultivation was definitely not a good thing.

That's why Shi Zhongkui took the risk to refuse.

Of course, the most important thing is that Shi Zhongkui knew whether he had to take a shortcut to refuse, even if the elders of the Shimen were secretly angry, they would praise and encourage him on their faces.

Not to mention that the Taishang Laojun wanted to punish himself, but also had to worry about Yuanshi Tianzun's face.

Seeing that Shi Zhongkui didn't intend to change his mind at all, the two boys immediately shouted and cursed angrily.

Don't think that gods don't know how to swear, and the boys around these big bosses are very skilled at swearing.

Fortunately, the two of them were not really arrogant enough to be unscrupulous, even if they scolded, they only scolded Shi Zhongkui.

They didn't mention Daoist Taiyi at all, let alone Yuanshi Tianzun.

Shi Zhongkui listened to the whole stick of incense, saying that he was not angry would be a lie.

These two boys are also talents. Although there is no dirty word in their curse words, they are extremely capable of ridiculing, ridiculing and insulting.

Shi Zhongkui clenched his fist several times, and felt that he had really learned it.

I used to think that when swearing at people, only filth and viciousness can kill people. This time I really realized why Zhuge Liang can swear people to death.

Listening, listening to suddenly feel funny, and feel more at ease.

The harder these two guys scolded, in a sense, it was tantamount to a kind of punishment for themselves, and Laojun would not personally punish himself, let alone Laojun is a saint, and he would have the same knowledge as himself there.

Of course, the last sentence was Shi Zhongkui's own thought.

It's not that there are stingy saints, not to mention Zhunti and Nuwa, even Yuanshi Tianzun often appears stingy.

The two boys scolded for a long time, seeing that Shi Zhongkui's face was gloomy at the beginning, they felt a little proud in their hearts.

Even if you are a direct disciple of three generations, it's not that you dare not speak back when you are scolded.

But not long after, Shi Zhongkui's expression calmed down first, and finally he was still smiling.

The two boys suddenly lost the intention to continue cursing, but they became even more angry in their hearts.

Shi Zhongkui waited for a while, and seeing that the two had stopped, he deliberately provoked their anger and said with a smile, "I have been getting close for so long, and I still don't know the names of the two senior brothers."

When the two boys heard Shi Zhongkui asking what their brothers' names were, they immediately felt that Shi Zhongkui wanted to retaliate, and their anger became even greater.

"Listen well, my grandfather and brothers are called Jinjiao boy and Yinjiao boy."

After speaking, the two pointed to the gold and silver hairpins on their fingers.

The smile on Shi Zhongkui's face became bright, and he thought to himself, you two bastards, just wait for me.

Suddenly came another sentence, "I don't know if the two senior brothers have any positions in this Tushita Palace?"

Just as Silver Horn was about to say 'Burning Fire Boy', Jin Horn grabbed him.

Don't look at Shi Zhongkui's silence when he was scolded just now, but he is a real disciple of three generations of teaching, so he dared to call Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao senior brothers, not uncles.

To put it bluntly, Jinjiao and Yinjiao are just Laojun's servants, if you really call them Shishu, you are slapping Daoist Taiyi in the face.

It is impossible for Shi Zhongkui, who has spent so long in the officialdom of the Great Zhou Dynasty and the noble family, not to understand this truth.

And he also knew that as soon as he mentioned his identity, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao would have to shut up, and then the anger and unwillingness in his heart would definitely grow stronger.

But couldn't find a way to vent it.

Sure enough, Jin Jiao blushed and his hands trembled in a short while.

After Yinjiao regained his senses, he suddenly became a little scared.

Daoist Taiyi is a famous protector of the three religions, Shi Zhongkui dare not hit the two brothers, but Daoist Taiyi absolutely dares.

Not to mention that since the conferment of the gods, the Taiqing sage has been practicing in the Taiqing realm 33 days away. To a certain extent, even the disciples of the Renjiao have been let Yuanshi Tianzun take care of them.

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao quickly showed fear, put away the Eight Treasure Glazed Box and the Nine Turns Great Returning Pill, said "I don't know what's good" and turned around and ran into the alchemy room of Tushita Palace.

Shi Zhongkui knew at a glance that these two bastards had gone to complain to Taishang Laojun.

After continuing to kneel for a while, I suddenly felt that the sky was turning around. When I saw where I was, I immediately knew in my heart that it was Laojun who drove me away.

Not only was Shi Zhongkui not afraid, but he patted his knees with a smile and walked straight to the Miaoyan Palace of Master Taiyi.

All the way in, no matter if it was the heavenly soldiers or the generals, or the boys and maids of Miaoyan Palace, they all saluted him when they saw him.

Shi Zhongkui knew that these people were not respecting himself, but Daoist Taiyi and his three generations of disciples, so he returned the salute when he saw people, and immediately made people feel good about him.

After seeing real Taiyi, if the old man praised him more.

It's a pity that this time, apart from verbal praise, there was no real benefit, so he was used by Daoist Taiyi, and he was sent away on the grounds that he needed to visit the Antarctic fairy.

Shi Zhongkui curled his lips, but he knew in his heart that maybe the test was not over yet.

Walking out of the main hall, I saw the boy Jinxia walking over with a smile and said in a low voice, "Junior Brother, if you want to trouble those two boys, Uncle Master, please don't do it in the Heavenly Court."

Shi Zhongkui quickly shook his head, "Senior brother said this, it's too late for my younger brother to respect his uncle, how dare he harm his boy.

Besides, the two brothers are also masters of becoming immortals.Thank God for not making trouble for my younger brother. "

After hearing this, Jinxia boy rolled his eyes.

If I hadn't asked the people in the underworld yesterday, I might have been deceived by this new junior brother.

And Shi Zhongkui's character of vindictiveness is really a bit like when the master was still practicing Taoism in Kunlun Mountain, no wonder the master didn't scold him just now.

"Senior brother, the Pegasus horse my younger brother is riding is still outside the Tushita Palace, please ask my senior brother to take me to the Antarctic Immortal Uncle."

(End of this chapter)